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ekiller64

is it just me or is that a lot more than 3k worth


FartOutMuhDick

It looks like a pile of snow, blow has been getting cheaper recently though. ~14k per kilo if you know the right hombres, it’s more the further north you are though


MarekMisar1

why to you know this


FartOutMuhDick

It snows a lot where I live


TripolarMan

It snows a lot where I live too. We should like, start a snow business 🤷‍♂️


originalusername137

This business isn't as simple as it appears. The snow melts very quickly, so you risk to lose your goods during transportation. To protect the product, you have to pack it in something that effectively insulates heat, and a lot of natural materials are good here.\ For instance, using a banana peel for transportation is great, if it is sealed tightly to protect it from external factors. That considerably enhances the safety of delivering the goods to the recipient. And remember that this is a risky business, but it offers substantial profits to anyone involved: The snow is important for a lot of amateur and professional activities.


FartOutMuhDick

We could ship snow all across the country! Who doesn’t like the smell of fresh snow?


bluespider98

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LukaCola

People do drugs - and sometimes they're even online


ladymoonshyne

It’s way less than that in California where I live lol 14k omfg


jld2k6

Well yeah, I'd imagine you've got a pretty easy route coming from Mexico (and a border with the ocean) with the biggest economy in the US! Probably wouldn't be anywhere near that in Ohio or Minnesota lol


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BenderIsGreat64

600 miles of highway, and a land border.


Vestigial_joint

Sir... That name and the implications of your comment are mildly concerning👀


shiftdown

purity would start to become a concern with sub 20k bricks


AnotherReddit415

It’s really not that bad North tho either.. as someone as north as you can really be


BorringGuy

No its not just you, 3k could barely buy you an ounce let alone a moutain of the stuff


FantasmaNaranja

the fuck kind of high class cocaine are you all consuming that 3 thousand dollars cant buy you an ounce? buy it cut with glass powder and baby aspirins like the rest of us smh (its fun to see how much the price of cocaine varies between countries actually, in a lot of south america you can find a kilo for 2-4k usd whereas in europe it goes for more than 30k)


saltwaterclams

. . .kinda a moot point when all the cocaine in entire world comes from South America. That's like marveling at how cheap almonds are in California.


mak484

Are almonds actually cheap in California?


DuntadaMan

If I go straight to the farms in the Pacheco pass I can buy 10 avocados for $1. Enough almonds to probably suffer cyanide toxicity for $5. Just a fuck load more tomatoes than I will ever use for $1. One time I bought an entire box from U-haul filled with corn, they didn't even care, I just brought one. Better than the food bought at the grocery store because it will be cultivars not carried by most super markets. Downside is I will have 3 days to eat them. If I go to any super market it will be the same price as anywhere else.


saltwaterclams

Most edible plant stuff can be bought pretty cheap, locally straight from the grower. California grows the majority of the worlds almonds and you can buy them pretty easy, for very cheap in specific parts of California


ladymoonshyne

I just get gifted almonds and pistachios and walnuts all year lol I work in ag tho


Big__Bert

Nothing is cheap in California


No_Butterscotch_8320

Ah so go to USA buy cocaine get back to Europe sell it repeat and profit


Jumpdeckchair

No, go to South America and then Australia 


PomegranateMortar

>Adam Smith writing the Wealth of Nations


fremeer

*Cries in Australia* 3k would maybe get you 8-10g of pretty average shit.


DiscardedContext

$300 for a gram of blow is actually hilarious. What’s H going for down under?


AyybrahamLmaocoln

Probably relatively cheap and decent quality given their proximity to South East Asia. Fentanyl is an almost strictly American problem. Also a problem in Canada, but lately to a much lesser extent. They have access to “Safe Supply” and get free pharmaceutical maintenance drugs; hydromorphone, alprazolam etc.


DiscardedContext

That questions becomes: can I go to Toronto with my valid passport and participate in safer supply or do I need to prove I’m a Canadian citizen.


AyybrahamLmaocoln

Pretty sure you need to be a Citizen. Possibly not though, idk. Regardless, you wouldn’t be allowed to bring it back. And since the US weighs the entire pill rather than the active ingredients you could catch a federal trafficking charge trying to bring them home.


DiscardedContext

Oh I wouldn’t be bringing shit back


Traveling_Solo

Isn't.. isn't it good that it's expensive? So less people use it


SnazzyStooge

I first read your post as “2-4K USED”, and I’m like, “yeah, buying used usually saves a bunch of money!”


FantasmaNaranja

they use a small vacuum hose to take it back from people's noses


ExcelsusMoose

$3k CAD would get me 3 ounces, $3k USD would get me a QP.... $3.5k USD would get me a QP and a Keg of Beer.


KnockturnalNOR

you know what they call a QP in France? A cocainé with cheese


ExcelsusMoose

112.5 grams...


humanitarianWarlord

That sounds like BS to be honest, wholesale it's 40 euro a g if you're buying a bar, 100g would be closer to 4k euro.


Traveling_Solo

Here's a neat concept: price differences. In mexico the average price for 1g in 2021 for example was 14 USD. Whereas in European countries (Netherlands, France, Germany and the UK) the price varies from 62-110 USD/g. So it's very much possible to get stuff for cheaper than it is where you live. Although I personally think we'd all be better off without drug abusers and dealers.


Matyz_CZ

You are mistaken. We'd be much worse off without dealers.


ExcelsusMoose

It's a logistics problem, it's very easy to get drugs into Canada by land/water than it is to fly it to the eu


humanitarianWarlord

Cocaine isn't flown to the EU, all of it goes by ship. We had a huge seizure a couple months ago of 300 million worth of off a cargo vessel. I can't remember how many tonnes it was.


ExcelsusMoose

Yeah that happens a lot, lots of big busts in 2023


humanitarianWarlord

It's funny because that was the first shipment I've seen where the estimated value was actually spot on. Usually it's 3-4 times the actual value


ExcelsusMoose

Price of coke has come down, during the pandemic lock downs there was less ways to get it into countries which led to too much supply, prices are still down


Objective_Ad5593

*books plane ticket to south america*


Leopatto

And what the hell are you going to do with a kilo of coke? Do lines by yourself?


qaz_wsx_love

I was in Colombia a decade ago and while it is cheap, the towns controlled by it are pretty depressing. Normal laundry shops close at 6 and turns into cocaine houses


Jumpdeckchair

That's what I'm saying, 3k I could get 2 lol


Enfors

> in a lot of south america you can find a kilo for 2-4k usd I thought you said "2-4k used", as in you'd be buying used cocaine. That seems like an even worse idea than buying, uhmm, unused cocaine.


AlexanderxSean38

$900/oz uncut Sinaloan, fuck are you talking about lmao


ladymoonshyne

It must be like a bot or someone that has never actually bought cocaine in their life, right? I’m so confused where that would even apply lmao


AlexanderxSean38

There’s a lot of people that watch a movie and base their entire knowledge of the drug trade on it lmao


ladymoonshyne

Must be nobody would do blow if it was that much money lmao


DerNogger

You're getting scammed. I live in Germany where it's already quite expensive yet $3000 would get me approximately five ounces of decent quality blow at a rate of 20€ per gram which is factoring in that it gets cheaper the more you buy. If you just buy one gram in a dodgy alley it's more like 50€.


HealingWithNature

Some of the best stuff I've had, very pure according to gcms, was 150/8th. Even if you ignore price break for getting more, an O would cost me 1200 (not gonna check price it actually is, again we're ignoring the price break.) So I could easily get 2 Os for less than that price. I mean if you're buying off Billy Bob on the corner who bought from d, who got from c, who got from b, and at each point it's cut and price raised, then that's on u 😭


Justasillyliltoaster

Who is doing gcms on blow?!?


Diligent_Valuable641

Where the fuck you guys getting your coke from?


Own_Try_1005

The closer you are to Mexico the cheaper it is lol


Diligent_Valuable641

3k will absolutely buy you an oz tho I live far from Mexico too.


Own_Try_1005

I know that's really expensive for Texas homie you getting fucked lol!


nevaehenimatek

Come to Australia an ounce is over 10k


Navy-NUB

And here my dumbass thought it was salt


erynhuff

Needs a banana for scale


Radiant_Dog1937

No, gold leaf bread goes for about $120 per loaf. It's only made by a specific bakery in Spain by the master baker of the Pan Pina Bakery. While some might baulk at the idea of spending so much money on bakery ingredients the fame of the bakery within the upper echelons of Europe speak to the bakeries pedigree and most certainly think the extra cost is worth the quality.


blushngush

Is that cocoa?


jack-K-

$3500 would get you about 3 oz/85 grams of uncut cocaine in America, so ya, that mountain is a bit of an exaggeration unless it’s 90% baking soda.


Glittering-Bat-5981

Maybe it's just a teally big picture


YFleiter

If the size of the pile is accurate. Yes. A lot more.


baronas15

Is this the 3 o'clock free crack giveaway?


humanitarianWarlord

Well around here 3200 in separate gs would 32g, in bulk it's around 7g for 400 so 56g. Wholesale it's 40 a g so 80g for 3200. I font think its for off, maybe a little exaggerated.


fightinggale

Jokes on everyone, it’s aspirin powder.


mark_is_a_virgin

It's not to scale with the VR you got eyes right


cpt_ppppp

I thought it was salt, which used to be a measure of wealth


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flappytowel

Why are they standing on cocine


MiSsiLeR81

Cause cocaine cant stand on them.


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MoonKnight_612

Cause Kitchen can't stand on them


0-Nightshade-0

Episode #/sause?


Money_Buy_9392

“Hoes delighted” has me cackling ngl


Current-Roll6332

Yes but you must ration the hoes. Otherwise hoes get scared.


Money_Buy_9392

Hoes frightened


Erisus_

Another pro of coke: You can bond with your father, even with your granpa if he hit it like old times


Jiggle_deez

A family pass time


Fuadlollol

Man i love flour


ComedyOfARock

Salt?


TheBoraxKid1trblz

Wars were once fought over salt. But no, not this time


ComedyOfARock

Fun salt?


TheDemonBehindYou

Yes


pyschosoul

I don't like cocaine, just the smell


HomingPigeon6635

One decreases in value overtime the other you can probably sell it for more than the price you paid for. :3.


Terramoro

If you cut it then it’s weight will grow significantly. As long as you sell it to idiots or addicted people you’ll get more money.


FeminineBodyIsCool

In my country coke is like 10-15% clean so yeah it would be pretty easy


rishul123

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Rusty_Nail1973

Some things truly never go out of style.


Hopeful_Jelly_9428

This is a timely reminder I gotta delight some hoes today.


HailTheFuckingMoose

if you wanna blow money on VR or blow you shouldn’t let people’s opinions stop you


[deleted]

Sorry to say but both of them makes you a massive cun.t.


Lauris024

but if you could easily afford it, would not you let your curiosity get the best of you? I bought OnePlus Open, which feels stupidly expensive, but I wanted it and it's not going to make any problems in my finances, [so...](https://i.imgflip.com/4o8m5v.jpg). I've experienced VR for years, so I'm not interested in apple wannabe VR (Well, AR, but barely any games, barely any usable software, barely.. well, anything, except for cool design, but it's like buying a beautiful gaming PC with hardlocked linux on it), but I can see how first-timers find this thing incredibly attractive.


JustAWeeBitWitchy

Hello, fellow ~~Apple marketing intern~~ unbiased consumer!


Lauris024

Ironically I've never repeatedly used apple products in my life. Can't get that RTX or crazy phone features, it's not about the money. It just so happens that Apple finally (again) has that "crazy feature" called vision pro, but like I said, it sounds quite .. unfinished/contentless, so still not interested


Sunflower_bob

This is the problem with society


Councel-Of-Dudes

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Koen2306

Coke gives me the same effect the Apple glasses do, yet more enjoyable


FeminineBodyIsCool

Coke is like much better vr


Some-Ad9778

I guarantee everyone is going to have these glasses or a version of them in the future


blavingad12

Thought this was a huge pile of lime, like they have on farms. Disappointed, lime is what the hoes really want


BrycenScholler

Ew, cocaine


RedditFallsApart

Honest to god I think the cocaine is worth more. Just having tried both the devkit 2, and oculus go 2, I can't imagine anything VR being worth the absolute masochostic amount of effort everything takes to run for only a few hours as best before something catastrophically going wrong. By the time you've set the damn thing up you'll be tired. But with cocaine you can actually get shit done, and feel good for once. VR is such a materialistic vaporware tier product right now. Cocaine is an experience.


UnspeakableCake

I... what? I set my Valve index up in an hour and now it takes two seconds to turn on (plus basestations) whenever I want to play and it's honestly one of the most fun purchases I've made in a while. Also nothing has ever gone "Catastrophically wrong". I think shitting on the entire VR concept just because you've got outdated Hardware/Software is a little narrow-minded tbh


PM_Me_Tank_Tops

I’m confused - Apple Vision Pro isn’t VR


UnspeakableCake

Yeah that's true but it gets compared and mixed up a lot. Apple Vision Pro is AR, whereas... well the Index at least can do both. I'm not sure about the other headsets but yes there is a difference, which makes the pricetag on the Apple Vision Pro even more ludicrously laughable. But... that's apple for ya.


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So you've never actually tried 6DoF tracking or roomscale VR untethered? (Quest 2/3)? The devkit 2 is severely outdated and also it was a dev kit. The go 2 had like 3Dof and no controllers or tracking. I think it's just meant for watching videos on a virtual screen. You have only tried gimmick VR imo


Vertnoir-Weyah

Augmented reality will be pretty cool once it's not a novelty anymore and gets to a reasonable price Well, at least at home


HarrowDread

Wow sugar prices have went up


Safloria

It’s the first time a major apple product release doesn’t create any queues, it’s just so dumb


lokey_convo

I think the necromonger lensor goggles are great, can't wait for the 3rd generation. Also can't wait for a version that isn't part of a walled garden.


Somewhereunknown7351

Here before 🔒


IdontWantAwar

-unlimited addiction that causes you to trip


erenilter12

Is it coke or salt?


A_Banana_For_Scale_

Depends what you're cooking I suppose


Firenzo101

The hoes love salt


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Why not both?


y_kal

I honestly would want an apple vision pro only if the battery didn't die in 2 hours


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

3.5 monitor stands, made exclusively by ~~underpaid labor~~ apple. Take it or leave it.


TheRealHellodude

Plot twist: it's actually sugar. Stay safe guys


Trnostep

In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.


ntkwwwm

A guy once told me if you want to have sex with the strippers, bring cocaine


YallinDenial

Or follow rule one


Fartenpoop69

boast vast absorbed onerous punch obtainable books mindless arrest wild *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Vampiiremouse

I’m in Panama City, 3k will get you over a quarter key


TradingLeagueshq

Lol


CollegeBoy1613

Baking powder? Man of culture.


Roraxn

Is this meant to make it look better? I'm confused.


-Brookie_

Rice bringing the hoes


Hour_Performance_631

That’s not a bad price for all that cocaine


ITStallion330

Hoes delighted.


MagicDickGirl

I love how people are discussing the price of cocaine, it's magical


caring_impaired

correct


Solid_Bad7639

GREG'S street coke


abullshtname

Weird way of saying you have money but still no one will fuck you.


CriminalMacabre

Lasts more than the i-stuff


raguyver

i-Ocane powder?


Top-Chemistry5969

In today's climate that amount of snow might worth that much in places. I can easily imagine a headline soon where some celeb drops a bag of 💰 so his kid can build a snowman.


Mithrandir2k16

One breaks within 2 years and one breaks you within 2 years.


SomeBiPerson

Titanium dioxide 👍


needypock3tpups

That is really the reality


mahirdeth31

coke = good music (megadeth made their best stuff on coke)


Dickf0r

I thought that was rice.


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handclops

It's also $300 cheaper, and has better features.


DarianStardust

ah yis, Moon Sugar


redditadminzRdumb

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Euclid_14

My asian ass thought it's rice


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One makes you feel great and alters your vision in a good way. ↔️


Glass-Cod5596

Scaring the hoes vs hoes delighted We know who the winner is


Historical_Sugar9637

I wouldn't waste money on either of those...


heyhihowyahdurn

Scaring the hoes 💀


Murky-Celebration-23

The man speaks truth 


Loose_Pride5893

Yes, flour is worth $3200. No wonder why the hoes are attracted


FloppyVachina

Thats like 350$ worth.


Roccmaster

How big is that pile of flour for it to cost 3200


Random-Name724

When did sugar get so expensive?


PrudentNectarine5244

Is that cocaine or something else? I know that's the apple headset but what is the white stuff?


BaconSpaceLord

Everyone loves mashed potatoes...


jakkals82567

They dont call it "the lord's powder" for no reason