Looks like I’m looking up Turkic mythology tonight

Well what did you find, asking from an academic point, erm for a friend yes, Asking for a friend, an academic friend.

Hi, it's me. I'm the academic friend. 

Oh wow at first I was skeptical but it seems you are really his academic friend!

I am also asking for a friend, tho not an academic one. u/remindmebot 5 days

!remindme 5 days

Thanks

Appearently the bot is banned from the sub so you gotta type it too

!remindme 5 days

so a brief summery would be: when turks were a collection of wandering tribes they took elements from other religions into their own such as budizm. they had a single god belief which slowly transitioned into many gods,all of whom still embody the original, the sky god "Tengri" which then turned into sky god "Kayra-han" and the underground god "Erlik", other lesser gods lived in between the sky and the ground. Sky was the center of all of the mythology, where everything was created, which in total had 17 layers, each one ruled by the children of Kayra-han they were other creatures as well; giant cyclopses, witches, boogeyman, dog headed monters,etc. legends of brave heroes defeating those monters, even the grim reaper itself were well known shamanism also took a imported part in these myths, tales of banishing demons and spirits were common most imported literature of the turk mythology as a whole which covered up all of the things I mentioned is "Dede-Korkut Tales"

[Gray Wolf from Kemono Friends](https://japari-library.com/wiki/Gray_Wolf) is what you're looking for (probably)

I thought this place was for memes💀

Porn can be a meme if you try hard enough

7-8 years...

Pornhub have a section dedicated

Greek Mythology in a nutshell: Zeus was horny Norse Mythology in a nutshell: Loki was bored

Egyptian Mythology: Apep thought he was the Shit Christian Mythology: humans keep testing my patience Aztec & Myan Mythology: [*Hehe, Stabby make the red go everywhere*](https://youtu.be/P0TzUNti3rY?si=dREFZUUL3wjygHZP)

Alt for Egyptian mythology: big primordial danger noodle hates everything and everyone, especially furries

This also semi applies to Norse. Except Jormangander doesn’t hate, he just has a job

Idk, I'd be pretty pissed if some one-eyed douche threw me into the ocean right after I was born.

Then his son tries to fish you out for fun.

No need to lump the last two in together when better alternatives exist: Aztec Mythology: And then Tezcatlipoca caused the end of the world. Again.   Maya Mythology: Fuck it we ball.

Hindu Mythology: "That time I got incarnated as a random animal to save the cosmos again"

Isn't this also Christianity if you think hard enough?

You’re thinking about way too hard

What are you on about?

Christian mythology: what other religions mythology can we co-op? Happy Easter everyone! Praise be to Eostre! >pagan fertility goddess of humans and crops. The traditional colors of the festival are green, yellow and purple. The symbols used are hares and eggs, representing fertility (because we all know that bunnies breed like, well, rabbits) and new life.

OK first off that’s yall humans fault, not mine! I’m chill with the other religious gods. Don’t make this another flood situation! ***Anu is still on my ass about that.*** Secondly. That is a huge misconception about the fertility goddess and one that was widely spread due to Internet being Internet.

Oh my god its literally god

Yo

Tell that to Saturn! And stop calling him Santa!

Santa and Saturn are two different people. I should know because I had both come to my family reunion two years ago. Krampus is the old pagan God! And I’ll have you know he loves his job torturing bad children, because he hates children!

At least Krampus and I have one thing in common

💀

🗿w

A man needs hobbies. You do you.

Hey so quick question, does the afterlife I go to depend on which of you or your friends I decide to worship, or do you guys just kind of split up the dead arbitrarily? Also does hedging my bets by following a religion that doesn't have a bad afterlife count as cheating? If so what are the punishments for that?

If You believe in a certain religion or mythology, you go to there after life. It’s randomized for atheist tho. Nah, if a god doesn’t have a bad afterlife, it defaults to purgatory for a year, then you get randomized like the atheists.

Cool cool. Just a quick follow-up, what if I have my own beliefs that don't align with any established organized religion? Or what if I start my own religion? Thanks for taking the time to do this I know you're really busy.

As long as it’s not connected to Scientology, you should be fine. You just go to the afterlife that’s most similar to yours. It took a long time for that flying spaghetti guy to finally establish his religion, I know because we were friends in high school.

Scientology is fake but the FSM is real? You have no idea how happy that makes me.

Yep. And tbf, you have a better chance of getting to heaven by being a Satanist, than a Scientologist. And that’s on me!

Yo isn’t your *first rule* that you’re not chill with other gods? Just asking for clarification. Also, don’t try to virtue signal at us just because you want to scramble Eostre’s eggs.

1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." Word for word. I literally admit there are other gods. That’s just the rules of following my religion specifically. 2. I’m gonna trying to “virtue signal” you, I just prefer to believe in the facts, other than misconceptions.

…Alright. I know your girl’s watching so you don’t want to look like a chump in front of her. I get that. You win this round, God.

I always do 😎

In most languages the word for Easter comes from the Hebrew word for Passover. It's English specifically that is weird like that. Also, there are only one or two mentions of Eostre, so we don't really know what kind of goddess she was.

Every year with you people https://youtu.be/uV-Hhy-14qw

Red human slushy make the sun go up in the morning.

I said “Christian Mythology” while talking to my mom and she got so mad. She went on a rant about how “Christianity is not a myth and everything did in fact happen.”

Just because something is called mythology doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. A good chunk of people from certain mythologies were real. There’s physical evidence of my kid being real, and a lot of Egyptian priest in Egyptian mythology stories are also real

Buddhist mythology: Galaxy brain meme

Zeus is the reason for the Turkic picture.

For norse mythology you forgot mass genocide

Loki was lo key bored.

Joke is on you, they both envolve banging animals

At least the Turkic one has a version where the wolf turned into a human before they had sex.

Hey! The Greeks have a human dressing up as a cow to fuck a bull. It's all the same.

The same, but in the opposite, but at the same time it works because it is the same but only if you look at it in a perspective, and [incoherent babbling continues]

I suppose I should've added a /s for your sake.

[even more incoherent babbling]

\[muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]

[sounds of a zoo keeper shooting Harambe]

Well that certainly escalated

[Sounds of everything going downhill from there]

The first version of the tale is straight up just a boy fucking a wolf tho

man went wild for the wussy 🥵🥵🥵

i could’ve gone my entire life without reading this sentence

That's disgusting. Where is this story posted or what kind of translation should I avoid to make sure I never accidentally read this.

yowza almost forgot that zeus turns into bulls and then finds wild folks that are into beastiality

nah , he only had done once , turning into a bull for Europa. The one that faked been a cow was the wife of Minos , to mate with Poseidon's Bull , resulting in the Minotaur.

involve

Yeah, how many times has Zeus turned into an animal to have sex with someone again?

At least 3

You are missing so many zeros

Let's not forget that time he turned into rain (golden rain at that) to have sex out of spite because someone didn't want their daughter to get pregnant from Zeus.

Greek mythology is a nightmare

I know Zeus. I can agree.

Im sorry. Isnt that a euphemism for "got f*cked by"? I mean, Zeus will transform into a dolphin to get diggity down

No, I mean we were roommates in college… It was a nightmare.

Any chance of clearing up some of those rumors about your homework looking a lot like his and vise versa?

Buri, Borr and Odin, the avengers of the time.

Shouldn’t it be Bestla and not Odin

Yes, but I was trying to worm in someone people would understand

When he stops cheating on his “wife”

I see… roommates…

Don’t make this gay.

I'll give you the benefit of doubt since you have a pretty cool son.

I hope in the intervening years you have gotten the help you so desperately need to learn more effective anger management strategies.

There are people out there who started worshiping my main Opp. I’ll learn how to control my anger when yall learn how to stop doing dumb shit. Like Scientology was worse enough.

Check the handle

Yah


Shmonkey

This exact ambiguity is why people think the story of Sodom and Gomorrah has to do with homosexuality and/or rape. When the people heard Lot was hosting two strangers in his house they said something like "let us know them" which could either mean "let us see them and know who they are" or "let us have sex with them."

Our boto cor-de-rosa is Zeus, fellow Brazilians!

Ayyyyyy! That was just Zeus on vacation, can confirm

Wait, Eloim is that you? Wait wait I have some questions for you son of a void

No, I’m Yahweh. Eloim is my cousin.

I thought you were the same person. Wasn't he given the control of the twelve tribes of israel as well?

Nah, we just had to take turns when he was visiting. He helped me through a lot of rough times.

The thing you did to Job is also a nightmare.

OK I told Satan he can get rid of all of Job’s belongings. I didn’t know that dumbass considered children belongings!

Honestly I think you are worse than zeus

Oh yeah, can you give me an example of something that I did that’s not from the book that’s heavily edited and miss-translated every fucking Year!

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And Zeus' father Kronus killed his own father, and married both his mother and sister.

You have to understand. You got to keep it in the family

When all you have is family, family is all you need.

His mother was Gaea though, no? Kronus married Rhea, his sister, not Gaea.

He did fk Gaia as well, as far as I know

He literally fked the Earth haha

"From Earth I came, back to the Earth I shall come back"

Kinky stuff ,man .

Dude literally saw a cow from above and said I'd smash

That oedipus, Zeus banged women as different animals. Big beastiality fetish

Zeus did the same. Guess who Hera is.

Plus a billion other crimes.

And fucked bazillion women

Raped bazillion women. Ok a few of them were consensus.

Greek mythology can be summed up in 3 words "Zeus was Horny"

At least it's easy to remember the basic premise of the stories. "but unfortunately Zeus was horny"

Isn't Greek mythology basically "Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants and then we had to deal with the outcome ourselves?"

The Brock Turner of deities.

"The legend tells of a young boy who survived a raid in his village. A she-wolf finds the injured child and nurses him back to health. He subsequently impregnates the wolf which then gives birth to ten half-wolf, half-human boys" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkic_mythology#:~:text=The%20wolf%20symbolizes%20honor%20and,a%20raid%20in%20his%20village.

Ah yes, anthromorphic pornography! How delightful!

Nah man got the wolfussy

stop💀💀💀

N.O

Big W, UwU

Greek myth: imma turn into an animal and rape some Türkic myth : boi lemme transform into a woman so we can chill a little

I am suddenly interested in Turkic mythology. Maybe I am not an atheist after all....

I'm an atheist too but for tengrism(ancient turkic religion) you don't have to believe in tengri to go to heaven. Be a decent human and you are good to go. There are some rituals but they are like twice a year and totally optional.

"There are some rituals but they are like twice a year and totally optional." wait so this religion has side quests ?

The whole religion is a side quest as long as you are good person.

Most do

Sounds… kinda based?

The bisexual in me is having a hard time choosing

You're in luck. The religions depicted here allow religious syncretism.

Mmmm, sounds kinky, I am in

Ngl I don’t think Zeus would let you choose

We truly get the best of both worlds

Yes

I have seen this wolf girl in soo many thumbnails in yt and NO ONE ever told me where she was from and now 2:20 IN THE MORNING a random post on reddit did that

Try kemono friends

Thank you

gray wolf from kemono friends, and this is genuinely the first time I saw her out in the wild

[here](https://japari-library.com/wiki/Gray_Wolf)

half of the turkic mythology is someone fucking some sort of wolfs. The whole shit is furry porn

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

Actually???? I need some of that mythology!!!

As a Turk I can confirm that this is true, we’re the modern civilization. When you die do you want to be cradled by chiseled old men or perpetually 20 years old cat girls? Think about it

Are chiseled 20 year old cat men on the table?

According to Turkic mythology, the Turkic people were born after a boy and a hot wolfgirl warrior goddess (Asena or Ashina) had hot steamy sex.

Wolf girls 😋

Bro Turk mythology goes hard

Wait what? New favorite mythos?

would all of them

Even the wolf? And cerberus?

What the fuck?

I see no difference

I dunno the Greeks had Circe too

Read the one thing and see some images or just see some images , conguraltions! Now you are a " mythology enjoyer. " Well both mythology is enjoyable enough for me, but I can't say greek mythology is superior.

Now i need to learn more about Turkic mythology

Turkic mythology has anime school girls?

Altaic hypothesis confirmed.

im going to turkish mythology

Greek mythology would be so much easier if god kept his penis inside his pants.

And then Australia; DropBear. And Colorado; Rock-Slide Bolter.

Brazilian folklore: local man gets 3 women pregnant, becomes pink dolphin and disappears in river.

W-what?

The guy just don't wanna pay that child support.

Her name is Asena.

I mean if the wolf looked like that then i can see how it happened

I can speak based on personal experience: **True**

r/UsernameChecksOut

Donovan pack my battle axe my poetry and prepare to abandon your religion

im moving to turkyie!

AUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I now have to look into turkish mythology.

I partial to the mythology that has the anime cat-girls.

wolf-girls

What about Norse mythology?

is this true can someone explain it to me

A she-wolf cared for an injured boy after some raid Then the boy shagged the wolf and they had 10 children

that's awesome

r/balkans_irl leaking

Gay vs Straight

I pictures all gods in Greek mythology in prison.

İ, a Turk approve this meme👍

Damn, mythology is so hot. And the Turks are cool too ig

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One is sexy as fuck, the other one doesn't make any sense. Why would a cat girl be friend with a dog?

Because it is a wolf girl...

Throw me into a pack of wolves and I’ll come back pregnant

It's confirmed. Turkey is Japari Park.

Oh wow

there are two wolves inside each of us. one wolf is hot, but the other wolf is hot in a different way. when this truth is fully understood, cyprus will finally unify, thereby establishing etherium as the new global currency