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Ghostbikery

When your friend's sister walks in and suddenly everyone's a gentleman.


AsaCocoMerchant

When your friends are dogpiling on you but all of a suddenly become gentlemen when your sister enters the room.


undrooz

When your friends are dog piling on you


KURSEDNINJA

when your friends are dog


P804az

When your friends are


crypt_the_chicken

When friends are


pukingbones

When friends


sloppy_topper

Friends?


undrooz

?


kyle_3_1415

.


V3sten

I'll be there for you


UglyWigglyBallz

I'm the ugly bro with a beautiful sister :(


Smartass_of_Class

Do you have her number?


RageCraft19

Same here


Zer0gravity09

Same here. They all obsess over her and it’s annoying. Like if we ever meet up irl and your get within 2 yards of her im ripping your balls off. They are degenerates lol.


bloxfruits455215

drop the @


GrayBoy16

She got nice tits?


faustinesesbois

Maybe cause she looks like the feminine version of your friend


Masta0nion

I’d bang Ben Shapiro


BannedForNerdyTimes

Thats... not what we're talking about. Same tho. He's quite the fuckface.


Masta0nion

[are you sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/SoulsSliders/s/4A034IAVBR)


vortex30-the-2nd

Let's all fuck Ben Shapiro's face!


Trollge99999

and you can't be in a relationship with her, that sucks!


thecuzzin

You can but you have to marry her... no other way.


jcdoe

I used to make out with my buddy’s sister like every single damn time I saw her. I knew it was wrong but I just didn’t care. And yeah, she was hot. I don’t remember her name. I am a monster


Corniferus

I know they cared about his dog like she was his sibling, but I think you took it a bit too far my guy


Trollge99999

bro makes satan look like an angel


machopachoman

He … IS an angel.


jcdoe

lol I didn’t bone her or leave her alone and pregnant, I just made out with a friend’s sister a bunch I prefer to think of myself as a lesser imp than satan lmao Also, this was 30 years ago and I am happily married now and very sorry I was bad


CoyoteKyle15

He does look like an angel...


StopFalseReporting

I’m a sister and I’d never do that to my own brother. You both sound like losers to betray your own brother and your own friend like that


jcdoe

I know. I was a dick. I’d say I was sorry but if I went back in time to high school, I’d probably do it again. Pray for my unrepentant soul


MasonJettericks

I don't get why this is so terrible?


damoclescreed

yeah neither do I lol provided they are both of an age at which they can consent (and there isn't like anything else weird), i dont really see much with it.


madness_of_the_order

Some people just can’t get over the fact that their siblings are also human


Smartass_of_Class

I don't have such weakness!


CarpeMofo

You can't? I dated my childhood friend's older sister after we all grew up. She was like 4 years older than me and I always had this huge crush on her then finally we ended up dating in our 20's.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Same here, except I’m a guy and the beautiful one. ![gif](giphy|ZaIux3ldF9XDW)


Smartass_of_Class

Bro looks like Elliot from Stardew Valley.


EVENTHORIZON-XI

what’s your number (i’m a straight male)


MaleficentTower4165

Man, you look so god damn handsome.


Trashves

Every time I tell him that he hits me with that "Sir my sister is a 4th grader,please tell me that this is a joke"


Hyperpas

He is being unreasonable


XHSJDKJC

And that one friend is me, im the only male one with siblings all other males have no younger sisters only younger brothers


BirdsRLife

Where's the problem?


XHSJDKJC

There Is no Problem it's simply the truth


couchkiller122

Ayooo why they gotta be younger


XHSJDKJC

Because all siblings in my friendgroup are the oldest ones


MARS2503

Old bro support group.


XHSJDKJC

Thx and yes thats also true im the second oldest, the other one is only three days older


Smartass_of_Class

The math ain't mathing.


XHSJDKJC

If you know my age the math will mathing, but thats a secret ;)


akotoshi

And then you learn that your friend’s sister had sex with every single guy in your friend group but you. Every single one.


CShanties

Sounds oddly specific. Is everything okay brother?


akotoshi

Her brother is also in the friends groupe


No-Excitement-2219

This reminded me of this one time I told my friend my sister was 7. And he said—and I quote—“Can I preorder?”


I_like_donuts27

so.... did u let him preorder?


No-Excitement-2219

I told him he can take her right now, I don’t want her.


I_like_donuts27

![gif](giphy|QeCNFNMmYMqvm)


banana_man_in_a_pan

Wait, I'm the only bro with a sister. . .


Vexper780

u are not alone


Charismatic_Insanity

Is there? is it... is it my sister??


Corvo--Attano

By the way you asked the question, you seem to already know the answer.


Charismatic_Insanity

Yeah, thats fucking gross lol


LevJustWithLust

yes, and she's 3


thenoobplayer1239988

googoo gaga rizz


G-Man_of_HL

Either my sister is an ugly man or I'm an ugly woman, because we both have the same face


Sociolinguisticians

Maybe you’re both just incredibly average.


Princess_Arina

I was in this friend group. The older sister was hot can confirm.


ManicChad

Bro sis is more accessible than any supermodel.


Nyx397

Anybody else here friendzoned by that girl? Just me?


I_like_donuts27

most of us are too scared to make a move


Nyx397

It's not that I was too scared. I was playing it a little too safe I guess She told me I'm like a brother to her


CoyoteKyle15

what she meant is you're like a stepbrother ...or a cousin (sweet home alabama starts playing)


Nyx397

I just recently found out why I was friendzoned. Another guy was just funnier


Smartass_of_Class

I know what I have to do; But I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


Grshppr-tripleduoddw

I to find my brother's sister very hot.


Weary-Barracuda-1228

None of my bros have sisters


sandywhisker123

It's me. I'm that guy. I fucking hate it.


DirtybutCuteFerret

What makes them hotter then supermodels to them is the proximity and availability;)


DarkApostle17

I know that feeling, got a few friends with pretty looking ace-sisters.


Truthisnotallowed

Attraction is like gravity. Proximity greatly increases its ability to pull you in.


wormycooninja

Idk about this one chief. Bro's sister is like 2 rn 0 _0


I_like_donuts27

u got any other bros with sister?


CoyoteKyle15

preorder


OgaToes123

Hey that’s my sister your talking about


Guymanhuman

The brodom I reside in is barren of sisters, woe, even a brother is rarely seen.


Tango-Turtle

If I had friends I imagine there would be one.


BriskmarckTheBrisket

What’s the bottom image name?


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Jokes on you I don’t have a friend group


BaconSpaceLord

She hasn't done cocaine yet to become a model


MaskedJimmy12

His sister is nine, but still.. (Jk)


I_like_donuts27

game is game


MaskedJimmy12

No, just no. Not in reality at least.


Simple_Finish_2393

yes


seebach_inthehole

Smash


tyuyux

Why is this so relatable idk how to tell bro


MadWitchElaine

I want to be her. But I grew up as the weird kid smh


I_like_donuts27

not ur fault that ur not hot, but it is ur fault that ur weird


MadWitchElaine

What can I say, I like my pet rats, wouldn't give up being the weird kid for the world


RealGarlicBread

*That one bro


NightOfLove

![gif](giphy|4a0RPnUzmwjBXBinJK)


Californiadude86

Super models can be very good looking but usually they have very specific features/proportions/dimensions that stand out in print.


darkseaSW

Pfff that's just saying that you have a crush on your bro


I_like_donuts27

who says i dont?


MissingMySpoon

Remember you should never bang your bros sisters but your sisters bros are fair game


I_like_donuts27

why


grom902

I was lucky enough to date that sister.


I_like_donuts27

how'd it go?


grom902

Nothing special, it's just a cute girl.


I_like_donuts27

i mean how the relationship went


grom902

It was alright.asted only 6 months, but I enjoyed it. Had to breakup coz I was moving to a different country, but she couldn't come and we decided that it would be better to break up (she didn't wanna long distance relationship).


I_like_donuts27

quite the happy but sad story


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Smartass_of_Class

How you doing?


Bluerasierer

this is me but im a male


INVISIBLE_BEN

Ik