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GlobalNuclearWar

You know you’re in danger. Find ways to mitigate the situation. If it’s horrible, then make it about the outfit. “No one would look good in that outfit - I can’t let my beautiful girl go out in that.” If it looks good, make it about her. “No. You make that outfit look good.”


meaux253

Honey you're wearing the equivalent of a trash bag, and you're the trash -some dead guy probably


RegiSilver

Welp, that line was to die for.


MysteriousShadow__

Average redditor line


MysteriousShadow__

Would dating still matter if there's global nuclear war?


GlobalNuclearWar

One could argue that it matters even more at that point. 7 billion of us around the world, it’s pretty commonplace. Just a relative handful of us left, it’s extremely precious. But the name. It’s because the world appears to be on the brink of playing the game “Global Thermonuclear War” and has forgotten that the only way to win is not to play. And it didn’t fit with “thermonuclear”


username-is-taken98

My guyyyyy noooo. If your girlfriend asks shit like this it's not fishing for compliments, she feels down and wants reassurance/validation. A compliment is the safest option in that case, but what you need to do is answering in a way that will lead the conversation away from the topic at hand to a place where she can feel comforted. If she actually just wanted styling advice then she'll most likely just take the compliment and follow it with something like "no really you think the other top would look better on it" or something. Works for all the kind of weird questions from these kind of memes Do I look good in this outfit-> is there an outfit you don't look good in? Would you still love if I was a worm/ugly/a man-> forever and always Do I look fat? -> idk you look as hot as always to me


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fascistforlife

Why the capslock?


AddendumNo7007

To show sarcasm in her voicd


fascistforlife

But he did "when your wife says" in capslock too which makes no sense


AddendumNo7007

Yeah, idk that one bro haha


EntertainmentLess402

It would be the best to leave the planet immediately


wtfdoiknow1987

"You look better naked"


XxJuice-BoxX

A good gf who asks u this does actually want to know if she doesnt. Her public image matters to her a lot more than you think. If it doesnt look good, she'll appreciate ur honesty and be glad she didnt make the mistake of going out looking less fabulous than she is.


username-is-taken98

Nah man. If she wanted practical advice or an honest opinion shewould do that. "What do you think about this outfit? You think it'd look cuter with a jacket? Maybe the black one?". She asked if SHE looks cute in it. Meaning she doesn't, or at the very least feels insecure and wants to be affirmed or comforted. The outfit isn't the point, so skip it altogheter to avoid any misunderstanding and go straight to the point "of course, you'd look cute in anything". If she was feeling insecure she'll appreciate the gesture, if she did want practical advice she'll most likely still take the compliment and then ask for it in a clearer way.


XxJuice-BoxX

Ibe litterally had this explained to me. So ik the stereotype is women are hard to understand but as my SO and several other women have shown, its as simple as wanting to look good. Maybe she is insecure but she would be a hell of a lot more secure in trusting that her SO is honest and helps her choose "the right" outfit and not just be a yes man. There are those some few women that just wanna start a fight and ask this question but most women wanna look good publically. Probably has something to do with competition women place in themselves with having to look better than the girl next to them. If u dont think ur girl looks good, chances are neither do others. She wants ur help to look good. Its really that simple.


username-is-taken98

I talk from experience. Yk. As a woman. While I personally don't do these """"test questions"""" intentionally sometimes they do come naturally, and that's how I wish they were answered and how my so Used to.


Jackson100hpi4jg

Of course it's a trap! Nothing is ever straightforward when it comes to girlfriends and clothes


PeterTheSilent1

You say no, she will believe you and will be devastated. You say yes, she won’t believe you and be devastated and think you’re an untrustworthy snake.


Witty-Worker5235

"Nope, it sucks. Take it off."


RoodnyInc

Unless you are in the shop and you need to pay for it Saying yes it's safe?


rattlehead42069

I sure hope my wife isn't a trap, I'd be baffled as to how she hid it so well after all these years


username-is-taken98

Bruh


CJPF_91

My dude it been a while how is your ship? Ow wait


Ruinrunnerr

Why don’t you think your girlfriend looks good?


G0-N0G0-GO

“*You look good in it, but look better without it…*” ;) She didn’t ask if the outfit looked good. She asked if SHE looked good in it. And even if the outfit is bad, she very probably still looks good, herself, even while wearing it. 100% the truth.


Cruezin

Say yes, rip it off her, and give the crazy sex. Problem solved.


AdventurousPirate357

Why can't I say yes?


TripRagin

You’d look better out of it 😏


catpunch_

Tip: give feedback on the outfit itself, _not_ on her physical body etc


Wartickler

if you mind being seen with them looking like that then you tell them. otherwise you say you don't care.


Johnson100mec1bk

This is why trust is so important in a relationship. Just say it looks good, even if it doesn't.


Bballer220

> trust is important   > you should lie   Pick one


SeanMacLeod1138

Honestly, sweetie, I'd think you look good wearing nothing at all 😁😉


No_Copy_4342

No, I like the other outfit. It's not that hard.


elite_Xray123

I'm either too stupid or lonely to get this joke. Just tell her she looks good bro. Simple.


jess_the_werefox

Too many people don’t actually want answers to the questions they ask. Then why fucking ask?


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

When my wife asks me this sorta thing I just say "I'd give you one".


Sharp-Key27

What’s wrong with y’all’s relationships?? My gf always looks good, whether it’s sweatpants or skirt, smh


North-Thing5649

But she's naked


Inferna-13

First of all, you’re* Second of all, it’s not that complicated. If the outfit sucks, say that. “You’re beautiful but *insert outfit critique here*.” If she’s asking if SHE looks good, say yes. Which is honesty because I sure fucking hope you think your girlfriend is pretty. If she’s asking if the OUTFIT looks good, still be honest. It’s almost like loving communication and honesty is healthy for a relationship.


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This. As a happily married man, I've been asked numerous times by my wife about outfits. Normally, she's got her stuff together. Every now and then she misses and I let her know. I want her, and she wants, to look her best.