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If cities don’t report violent crime data, violent crime statistics go down.
This is already in effect.
If we stopped testing, there wouldn’t be any bad grades.
This is literally how a certain Stable Genius wanted to solve the COVID pandemic.
You can't joke about this man, someone's going to take you seriously
If you don’t take a Iq test you don’t have to be disappointed
This is basically my state government's approach to climate change.
I remember them saying the same thing about Covid
If we stopped counting wounded and killed people in traffic accidents, we wouldn't have so much traffic accident casualties.
the crime rate cant go up if we stop arresting people
If we make everyone cops all crime will be handled internally. No more crime. 👍
Literally GOP policy
california crime rate moment
If we only started on a given date, all temperatures before that are unrecorded and the highest on record will be easier to achieve.
If we don't vote, then no moron can be paid to do nothing.
Me trying to tell my bank I ain't broke because I never check my account balance.
I already use this idea with my car. When it starts making weird noises, I turn up the music and the weird sound stops.
if we stop being born, we will stop dying.
Well sure everything is bad if you remember it
Instead we would have "holy fuck it's hot outside was it always this bad??? Oh we don't know?"
It's how Florida dealt with covid.
If we stop scaring everyone our grants will dry up.
Sounds like democrats talking about the border crisis. "If we stop counting the number of illegals crossing, we don't have a border problem." - FJB
If everyone could just go to their freezer and throw their ice out of their homes, our planet would be better off
If you do that everyday will be a record because there is no previous record to beat whatever tempreture a day will have.
Oh, we’ll stop recording and having records for everything once the temp goes up a bit more.
No need track temps when we're all dead from... (checks notes) ...multiple simultaneous global crop failures...
West Virginia tried that with Covid.
*Redditors trying not to make a political meme about something that occurred 4 years ago, impossible challenge*
Big brain move
If we stop spending money we will not lose them
If cities don’t report violent crime data, violent crime statistics go down.
This is already in effect.
If we stopped testing, there wouldn’t be any bad grades.
This is literally how a certain Stable Genius wanted to solve the COVID pandemic.
You can't joke about this man, someone's going to take you seriously
If you don’t take a Iq test you don’t have to be disappointed
This is basically my state government's approach to climate change.
I remember them saying the same thing about Covid
If we stopped counting wounded and killed people in traffic accidents, we wouldn't have so much traffic accident casualties.
the crime rate cant go up if we stop arresting people
If we make everyone cops all crime will be handled internally. No more crime. 👍
Literally GOP policy
california crime rate moment
If we only started on a given date, all temperatures before that are unrecorded and the highest on record will be easier to achieve.
If we don't vote, then no moron can be paid to do nothing.
Me trying to tell my bank I ain't broke because I never check my account balance.
I already use this idea with my car. When it starts making weird noises, I turn up the music and the weird sound stops.
if we stop being born, we will stop dying.
Well sure everything is bad if you remember it
Instead we would have "holy fuck it's hot outside was it always this bad??? Oh we don't know?"
It's how Florida dealt with covid.
If we stop scaring everyone our grants will dry up.
Sounds like democrats talking about the border crisis. "If we stop counting the number of illegals crossing, we don't have a border problem." - FJB
If everyone could just go to their freezer and throw their ice out of their homes, our planet would be better off
If you do that everyday will be a record because there is no previous record to beat whatever tempreture a day will have.
Oh, we’ll stop recording and having records for everything once the temp goes up a bit more.
No need track temps when we're all dead from... (checks notes) ...multiple simultaneous global crop failures...
West Virginia tried that with Covid.
*Redditors trying not to make a political meme about something that occurred 4 years ago, impossible challenge*
Big brain move
If we stop spending money we will not lose them