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George2110

And then lie in bed thinking about how you wasted the entire day doing nothing.


alarocquee

And repeat in the morning.


[deleted]

If everyone does it isn't a problem. Come on guys! (I'm serious fuck working)


AlecHazard

If this was true my parents would be proud of me


mememaster891

You must be a communist


Grothgerek

Wasn't the theme of communism that you work? They even introduced woman to work, which was at that time still not normal.


mememaster891

Well that was the initial thought, now most communists are mostly lazy people who want currency not to exist and do a minimal effort job, I was kidding btw, I'm lazy too, I'm trying to overcome it tho


Grothgerek

But isn't this a contradiction in itself? People that like communism probably informed themself about this topic, so they should know that this ideology is more forced on equality, in other words you definitely have to work, because everyone must work. Many communists complain about the fact, that high up capitalists are lazy, because the rich don't work, but let their money "work", which doesn't contribute anything to the society at all... because Money can't work. In a capitalist world you could live from shares, property etc. but because you don't contribute any real work, others have to work more for your life. (I'm not a communist, but a german, the literal inventors of communism. So I know a bit about the topic. I'm definitely not a expert.)


mememaster891

It's just that when people hear that currency doesn't exist in communism or that everyone gets paid the same they instantly think of getting a low effort job etc. I don't like communism in general because things like antifa came from them and a lot of them defend dictators, especially herein reddit, and I've learned that most communists just want an easy life from meeting them in internet, so I just guess all internet or Twitter commies are lazy


syrinxdhdj765

As I say, "Taking a day to relax, reflect and recharge is not a waste of time."


Daddytrades

Or 6 months.


Original_Gangsta23

... for a month


[deleted]

yes


Mostly69s

Yeah let's go on strike as a nation


BluePhoenixSquad

What a genius XD


[deleted]

Fuck working means prostitution lmao


GAZ_3500

A hundred years to live song hitting hard


BluePhoenixSquad

We must break the cycle!


Ill_Will7

dont forget the hangover


Dextrous-Zero

Or lie in bed thinking about how much time you spent wanking.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

This is why jars are important I don’t want to have nothing to show for all my time and effort Plus I can sell each jar after I’ve grown tired of it


mindfulskeptic420

I just recently watched that episode of south park where butters ends up selling all of his "magical juice" as a cure for aggression. This comment was way too soon for me


regoapps

Every day we're one step closer to becoming those people in Wall-E.


kashli42

That movie was dark af tbh


BluePhoenixSquad

I hope not! (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)


Ammuze

As I say, "Taking a day to relax, reflect and recharge is not a waste of time."


andnbspsc

Naw... The key to doing nothing is being proud of it. It's way more of a waste of your life to do a bunch of things you don't actually want to in the name of staying busy when you could just be yourself on a couch or a bed somewhere.


nickbh15

Lol I’m stuck in this cycle currently smh


mr_tomaw

Since the start of covid, tho I'm starting to think I was the same before covid


3rr0r_101

Same, except I had school before covid so my mom would keep me out of the house as long as possible.


BluePhoenixSquad

Break the cycle! You can do it! :)


TextDeletd

I'm trying but sometimes I swear I enter spectator mode irl


[deleted]

I was stuck but I decided to drive by my parents today to lay in the sun by the pool for 2 hours and swim a little. Better than nothing and at least I got outside and got some sun


susana03

hahahaha girls please step aside my interest is that sensual bearded man hahahaha


srihadldkuy765

I’m pretty sure this guy used to be my bartender.


Brilliant-Derp-6653

Dang, what bar did you go too?


nicholasgnames

im pretty sure its the duck dynasty guy lol


On_Phyer

Yeah I think it’s willie Robertson😂


marcbacus

Another option: wank


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Masturbate Drink Stare at glowing rectangle


googlecode

try telling aliens that we rub ourselves while looking at a glowing rectangle to feel happy


InitialDoot

😂😂


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Always bet on black


Original_Gangsta23

I don't know any aliens


RandomNarco

Wank is always an option


[deleted]

I'd love to blam thinking about my workout and my chores making out


Defiant-Ad-8468

I just wanked thinking about my chores and workout


JayZOnly1

That's a responsible adult


RRRydog

Imagine seeing this out of context


srihadldkuy765

hahahaha girls please step aside my interest is that sensual bearded man hahahaha


[deleted]

Wank is not an option, it is a lifestyle


RandomNarco

You know it


icouldbenext

I did not choose wanking, wanking chose me.


charlieboyx

I think they meant do whores, nerd out dyslexia is a hell of a disease


RandomNarco

I think you're right, and "coke out" the other one?


Dextrous-Zero

We men are very simple, if we're not hungry or tired, we're horny. Or tired and horny...


SB6P897

I am a man. I can confirm this statement


TisNotMyMainAccount

In the last year I lost all hunger and excitement for food. I lost all sex drive too. I'm only 28. It did help me lose over 40 pounds with no exercise though. So every day I'm just tired, and all these undiagnosed conditions don't help. Don't remember the last time I could afford a doc and my state health insurance just says "No" because nothing is "medically necessary." Just tired. No destressing, just a shitty amount of sleep, always.


Dextrous-Zero

I've been there too. 3 months ago I had a relapse, it felt like I was in slow motion and time wouldn't pass. I lost taste for food, all sex drive was gone, I couldn't read, couldn't watch TV, play videogames or sleep. All I could do was lay in bed and pray the time would pass. All because I went to psychologist that started labeling me, saying I suffered from bipolar disorder, than Borderline syndrome, the psychiatrist I went to prescribed me some shit medication and cut off my antidepressants (fucking mf, I hope he burns in hell for the pain he made me go thought. I begged him to prescribe me antidepressants for a whole month, and he didn't). Then I changed doctors, and the Saint of a psychiatrist I went to saved my sorry ass (God bless the good doctor). He prescribed me what I needed and gave me a correct diagnose.


almoalmoalmo

What was the drug you needed?


InitialDoot

Yes


J-Di11a

Get out of my mind...


[deleted]

Also Men: Why are we killing ourselves at shockingly high rates compared to women?


Dextrous-Zero

Because we don't have any emocional support in life. Society says we must be stoic, unmoving. Mental disorders in men are not taken as seriously as in women. I myself suffer from OCD, Severe Depression and Anxiety, an took me 2 suicide attempts before anyone in my family cared at all


asentientgrape

Another big reason is that men tend to choose much more violent forms of suicide. Women often select methods that allow more time to reconsider their decision and can be fixed with help, like overdosing and drowning. Suicide is often driven by a momentary impulse, but there’s no coming back from shooting yourself or jumping.


Hattarna

Good ol' nothing n' wank


vicious100001

A basic need


yeeto_deleto_tostito

the forbidden 5th option: severe dysphoria


soulrack32

r/savevideo


padmedkdj675

Yes, be lazy


[deleted]

no


mr_tomaw

Or depressed...


nicolerausch

Or drink


fletcher_6

Why are there so many horny people there


DEDO_

You can download it as gif from reddit, just like pictures


schmidty98

Can you do this on mobile?


ATW117

Yes. See the i.reddit or smth next to op’s name? Tap that and it will take you to a web version of the gif. Hold ur finger on the gif for a few seconds then save it.


SiedlecBoi

I was bouta go to gym, but then I got high


imSilv

I was gonna clean mah room, until I got high yeaaa


the-_-virgin

I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high


imSilv

I was gonna use the vacuum, until I got high


Mothot

My room is still messed up, and I know why (why man?) Yeaaaa because I got high because I got high because I got high ladada tata dada


SirPsychoSexy22

*doo dooo doooooo* I was gonna push some fuckin weight, but then I got high... NOW I'M FAT AS SHIT, AND I KNOW WHYY *WHY MAN* YeEEah because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiigh


-Alan_c-

I like this template


[deleted]

Is that Willie Robertson?


[deleted]

Does this gif have some name how would one find it?


sex_machine_69

I just googled "bearded guy blowing kiss" on the image section


[deleted]

I guess that should work. Thanks sex machine 69


Chilluminaughty

It was the best model


HeftyResident

They don’t make it with em like the used to


KoshRyXX

Two ugly girls waving made the camera man gay so he zoomed at the guy behiend the girls ??


spacejoint

almost has to be


D0NW0N

Zac brown band I believe.


mistermatth

I’m pretty sure this guy used to be my bartender.


Operation-Overload

Honestly that guy looks like he’s treat you better


-Random-Gamer-

Why getting thus recommend


AdTimely9712

Top post three years ago, look at the message that brought you here


[deleted]

Can't find this template anywhere


sex_machine_69

Google "bearded guy blowing kiss"


[deleted]

Wtf


[deleted]

It worked


barely_cursed

I see this template is making a come-back


PutridBasket

Listen to the beard.. I’ve been doing nothing for the last 5 years, it’s great. 👍


PhilosophyKingPK

Is that Willie from Duck Dynasty?


1BEERFAN21

Why did I hunt so long for this question/comment? It’s gotta be him right?


TheBoiCN

Im not gay but…


YuNgFlix9

Goddamn it whos the girl with the black hair?


tajones1992

Wow I feel attacked


[deleted]

I need to go to Walmart to pick up repotting materials for my houseplant but I'm waiting on an important ups delivery so I'm trapped doing fuck all until then


simonbleu

Come heard, sexy bearded pseudo depression!


fakehentaimaster

Well, guess I’m gay now. Get over here you big beautiful beard Do Nothing All Day


account_for_norm

With all these comments, i feel like you guys know me way too much


James5tvx

He was the real MVP that day


_that_redditor

4hr sleep gang


Goatecus

Who else just got this ping 3 years later ?


Kinda_Overrated

Real legends save the post and never read it to procrastinate even more


specialvixen

I see myself in this meme and I don’t like it.


Calcomania4

"Na i will go for gas before Work, im tired now" What a mistake


ShitSandWitchOnRye

Always a mistake. And then its oh I've got enough to make it to work until you almost stall out on the highway.


Usernamea221

If you can relate, this advice is great: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/nwxgb5/lpt_instead_of_feeling_that_youve_blown_the_day/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


SteveSmith2048

It wouldn't be so tempting if he wasn't so hot


Holy_Knight8

This meme format is wasted. So much potential


PauloDybala_10

Who else is here because of Reddit


CreditMajor4764

Why did i get this old thing in my notifications


nickbjornsen

Is that Meghan markle??


BigDaddyB207

u/getvideobot


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Uncles_Lotus_Tile

I still do chores and work out but feel like I did nothing all day lol


Enough-Suggestion-76

I can always start tomorrow


heidguy8

Did u make this yesterday while I was thinking about what I'll do today? Also, get the fuck out of my head!!!


redfenix

/r/adhdmemes is leaking


slow_unsteady55

I have an exam in two days but man I felt that on a spiritual level


Gonads_of_Thor

He is totally the sexiest of the three.


iamgeekusa

This os my weekend but usually ends in me drinking after similar thoughts. It's a win if I never touch a drop. Or if I drink less than 6 beers over two days. Bad standards but that's where I'm at. Finding myself single 43 and so bored. Bought a motorcycle as an alternative to drinking because no matter how much I drink I'm not a fan of dying. But I am a fan of bikes.


whyubul

So this is what was at the top 3 years ago cool


Apprehensive-Bad6015

I often wonder how these chicks felt when they learned they were never the focus here.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vyzantinist

Every weekend blows a kiss for me like that.


Rui-_-tachibana

can anyone send me the template?


Employee_Agreeable

At least im not the only one doing nothing, that feels a little bit nicer


wolverine_14

Is it just me or right girl kinda looks like meghan markle?


Dencos25

lol this template


Nevermore1694

I’ll do both now. Thank you


Ignacio1512

My life on vacations:


jason9t8

Turning oxygen into carbon dioxide, burn some cells of my thumbs scrolling through internet and use my body's gravitational force more to stay in bed...


MaxImpact1

i feel personally attacked


prodveer

Can someone remake this with "smoking weed" I'm too lazy


oMrGrimm

I wish I could ignore it but I can’t enjoy anything until all of my chores/errands are done. The worst/best curse a man can have lol


[deleted]

I cannot even do not, “do nothing for the day”. Because I will be gaming or do something else.


Tsuyamoto

I swear that guy was so much more tender and- wait I might be gay now


[deleted]

I'm in the middle of my exams but I only want to workout. Or sit in the sun at the moment. I need to write a 10 paper report about my internship that is due end this week. I started today.


JosephCWalker

*jerk off and take a nap*


Useful-Role4310

F A P


Darkestneon

Now this hits hard


trytofigureoutlore

Well i was lazy and i think i am going to get an Bad grade in my spanish exam. You guys should not be lazy. I have tomorrow english exam and i am going to work. Anyways, I should play ONE game with my bois then i am going to learn


finnish_redditor

Perkele


FyZ-Jy

me today.


not-me-but

u/ScarySkeleton24 lol me and my life


Ycarion42

Came for the video games, got procrastination. Not disappointed


eti400

Is that Rebecca Black?


our_lord23

u/Redditmp4bot


nuremberg-survivor

Damn that’s cute. The two on the left and right are cute too, I guess.


pokemon_play123

r/technicallythetruth


3Pac_caP3

Hey them hoes my guy


gregmango2323

I’m on vacation gimme a break


[deleted]

If I have to clean my house I just wake up and immediately smoke, then my mind takes over from there and I feel compelled to start cleaning.


ANDnowmewatchbeguns

I just realized that the guy over to their right looks like he’s holding his dick


DennisPr0009

Faxs


[deleted]

u/RedditMP4Bot


[deleted]

Miranda Cosgrove committed war crimes


mgumusada

I'm literally thinking to wake up early tomorrow to workout and have more time to study, I'll report back in 24 hours if y'all interested


MrCabbage-

This hits too close, i already set an alarm to wake up tomorrow early and go running, and now you hit me with this?


CheesecakeMMXX

I was at salsa with this guy. He’s got the moves!


Harmonicalope

I love this gif


morrowmoe

Guddam he fine!! Woolf!! That’s my Bæütt-Baby’s Papa-Bear... 🤩🤤😜


Fortune-Former

You got me lol


falinesan

r/me_irl


Herr_Unbenant

That guys kiss is more worth then the kiss of both these womans


mikerichh

When you remember the originsl video from a year or longer ago and it's now a template


petitfromage_

Ill just wake up earlier and get gas on the way to work 🤡


Officer-Gobbler

u/Redditmp4bot


Quakky25

Or when you wake up late and you know half the days already gone 😔


Soy_PapitaFrita

I am here! Doing the nothing ! Woot woot


bobbycolada1973

Wait - seriously. No one in this thread knows who this guy is?!?! ​ The show ended only 4 years ago!


notavalible666

"maybie i wont wake up tomorrow, so i wont have to do them, and doing them now would be a wasted effort"


romaba4

Wake up earlier to do nothing longer