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What.... um... what do you do with your pickles first, before YOU eat them?

That’s what I’m wondering. Are there people out there getting a plate dirty just to eat one pickle?

Bruh, here in my country pakistan and neighboring country India, we don't find anything weird to eat it that way,my dad usually eats that way, i would not be surprised if he eats a whole jar like that, even in our pickle ads here, people just eat out of the jar and so have i done too, to be fair i did not even notice it looked weird to people.

Here in the US it’s not weird either. This post is the first I heard anybody thought it was weird.

I think op is the weird one. Now drinking the pickle juice. That's weird.

Absolutely, you gotta make popsicles out of that pickle juice.

Its not weird? Everyone in my family and people I know do it that way.

It’s convenient, not weird imo.

I've paper toweled a few

That's what I do if I'm giving a pickle to someone.

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Make sure they won't eat you

The correct answer

Take the pretty big ones and put them in a sandwich.

That sandwich sounds tight

It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Put some ketchup and peanuts on the pickle, squeeze a kiwi into it, then microwave until steaming. Finally, spread some nutella and serve hot.

You make me sick

Fucking disgusting and wrong. No horseradish?!

Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are actually pretty good. Aphrodisiac

Is there a different way to eat them?

I am as confused as you

Yes, you can eat them with the jar

I was thinking the same thing. Thanks

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also you can eat them with your hands

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I will eat them with the jar I will eat them at the bar And I would eat them in a boat And I would eat them with a goat…

I do not want pickles Sam I am

I’m too dehydrated yes I am

I personally prefer just the jar — rectally. But not before pouring the juice into my eyes. I typically just throw the pickles away.

Why not put those up your butt too? Even the juice

eat them right into the jar

Nope just put your fingers in and eat

Just don’t leave your fingers in too long, they’ll get pickled

Yeah when that happens I usually bite off the pickled skin it’s actually tasty

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same too me dude

How else does one eat them?

... you eat them in the jar. Duh. Don't you have man sized pickle jars?

of course same Q?

Drink all the liquid and then put the pickles on the floor and eat them

I think OP means, as opposed to on or with something else.

Well, that's stupid. Pickles are insanely delicious on their own. That's like saying you can't eat an apple unless it's baked into a pie already. Stupid.

You just put the image of pickle pie in my mind….and apparently [they exist.](https://www.wideopencountry.com/the-5-best-pickle-pie-recipes-out-there/)

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I eat sliced pickles because I'm not going to go buy two jars of pickles.

I eat the jar

Eat’em outta the jar with a sip of pickle juice to wash’em down.

A true connoisseur

good sir, I do believe we found one of the men of culture

I concur with your statement, I do so believe this here is a man of culture

I concur with your concurring of the aforementioned statement, as I, too, believe that the individual in question is a man of culture.

Indeed (Also hello fellow Kakyoin)

no but for real how else are you supposed to eat them? ive eaten them like this my whole life

Same!

With stuff, I think. Like with a sandwich, on a burger, with a hotdog, straight out of the jar, etc.

Me too!

Goes great with vodka!

Picklebacks are the way to go!

Fuck that, pickle fronts.

Pickle juice is healthy.

I know. This is a direct attack on normal people.

Vinegar is delicious it’s ok to say it!

You haven't lived until you've had pickle pops. Literally just frozen pickle juice on a stick.

I was thinking a frozen pickle on a stick.

A true childhood delicacy. We loved those growing up.

I usually don’t eat the pickles until I’m starting to run low on juice.

Wait is there another way to eat pickles? I thought this was how pickles were enjoyed!

Sounds like ur the psychopath

This is next level trolling by OP.

Yeah this can't be real. The Venn diagram for people who like pickles at all and like pickles straight out of the jar is a complete circle.

I mean would it be possible that there’s people who like pickles on burgers/hotdogs but not straight up?

My wife and I had this roommate who would take a pickle spear out of the jar, take little nibbles out of the fleshy part (leaving the back skin intact), then put it BACK IN THE FUCKING JAR. The jar would be full of weird looking half eaten spears that looked like processed lincoln logs or some shit. Every fuckin time I see her it's all I can think about.

This story made me laugh out loud sounds like a great roommate

Seeing all the comment, I think the psychopath is OP

r/OPisapsycopath

That is now a community

r/birthofasub

Replace it with “there are people that DON’T eat the pickles straight out of the jar” and it still wouldn’t be funny but it’d make more sense.

I think op just doesn't like pickles

Anyone who doesn't like pickles is a psychopath. Okay maybe that's a bit extereme. Just a tip: If you have a Persian supermarket near you, please do yourself a favor and buy some pickles from there, pereferably 1&1 brand if the have it. [This](https://imgur.com/a/tGMD5e6) is how I buy them ( live on my own )

lmao i just pickle them myself, and by me i mean my mom, cuz im a dumb fucking idiot

Just try Persian pickle for once! It will change everything you know about pickles. lol Homemade pickles are pretty damn nice too. My aunt makes different types of pickles and her eggplant pickles are the best (baby eggplant). My dad shipped me a few times her homemade shit. It traveled like half the globe to me. We Middle Easterns love our pickles!

Thanks! I love pickles and my local Persian market so it’s going to be a fun trip :)

How else do you eat them

You use the pickle to scoop Nutella out of the other jar

No

Yes

With a spoon

With a pickaxe, preferably a netherite one

Made me think of this lol https://youtu.be/w_57N1EI1Uw

I don’t eat pickles but how else do you eat them ? Do you have to dry it off first ? Do you not like wet pickles ?

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Straight from the jar, standing over the sink

Am I the only one who sucks the pickle juice off the pickle before I eat it?

how tf do you eat them? put them in ur ass let it marinate there for 2 hours and then?

Marinate. Marinade is what you use to marinate.

thank you

Not a problem.

Wholesome af grammar lesson

On a comment chain about putting pickles up your ass. Reddit is amazing

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Does that mean you can lemonate stuff?

yes actually

Sir this is a wendy’s

suppository pickles

Not going to waste a plate on a pickle!

Fuck you op everyone eats pickles straight from the jar

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Oh you mean the correct way?

There’s no other way to eat them.

Hey there good ok don’t knock it till you try it

Am I missing something here? Is there another way?

That’s how nature intended it to be done. Same as green olives… and I also eat sauerkraut out of the jar.

Slow down there Ted Bundy

Lol, you made me choke on an olive :)

Hell yeah! I love snacking on green olives! Never tried sauerkraut though, hmmm…

They’re good ok

There's not really another way....

people don’t eat pickles out of the jar?

The real psychos are the ones who drink the juice after the pickles are gone *Sip jar*

*Goes in for the second jar*

I usually drink at least half of the juice before even eat any pickles.

I feel so attacked right now.

You don't? what are you? crazy?

Of course I know them, they’re me.

Yes me, whats wrong with that?

How do YOU eat them then????

Should I feel attacked perhaps? And are you sticktly talking about the pickels or the little garlic and vegetables that come in the jar as well?

That’s the only way I like them, or deep fried

Curse you! Now I want fried pickles.

Sometimes I grab a slice of cheese and a slice of ham and wrap em around a pickle and just eat

Is this the fancy redditors coming in with their bespoke pickle plates? The rest of us eat pickles from a jar, milord.

How else do you eat them??? Leave them on the counter for a few hours to ripen up? Pop them in the microwave? Dip them in toilet water? I’m so confused

What? I am not supposed to do that?

i drink the juice

Pickled pickels 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🔥🔥

How tf are you supposed to eat them then?

Yeah??? Do people not do this??

Me

I did that as a kid

Pickels are delicious it doesn't matter how you eat them just don't eat them dried up.

This post doesn't make sense, how elce do you eat pickles, do ppl let them dry or smth

And when the pickles run out you dip your fingers in the pickle juice and flick it on your sandwich for flavor.

Why of course I know him. He is me

Well how am I suppose to eat them if I don't take them out of the jar first?

I’ve eaten pickles for dinner I don’t see a problem here..

Use a fork if it's the family jar, use your fingers if it's your jar.

Take them out with a fork and put them on a paper towel

Ngl, I don't eat pickles normally but isn't eating it out a jar not realy uncommon?

Sorry I don’t stick them up my butt first

I'm a pycopath? Tf other way is there to eat them?

That would be me then, thank you very much!

There are people out there who enjoy eating pickles

Ya me I like them

Isn’t that how you’re supposed to eat them?

Me

But spears are so GOOD

Hell yeah

I drink from the jar too, lock me up.

Great cure for a hangover

Best way to eat them.

And?

And?

Hello, it’s me. I love pickles straight out of the jar.

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What else do I do?

Wth I'm going to do? Wait 2 minutes before eating it?

Self-identifying “pickle eater direct from jar”guy here. Let’s not leave Olives off the list, because those are great from the jar, too.

Wait everyone doesn’t do that?

That's normal you unsalted fry

I think people who don't enjoy eating pickles right out of the jar are crazy

wait thats not normal?

What am I supposed to set them on a plate first? WTF is this post?

Time for everyone to either hate me or praise me as a God but swear to God put hot cheetos in a bowl and pour pickle juice over like cereal best shit ever

How else do you eat them?

I am one of them and so are my siblings and father.

That's me I'm psychopath!🥒

There are people out there who eat the jar instead of the pickles

Come on, who doesn't??

I have several questions

That’s a bad thing?

Wait that's not normal?

How the fuck else am I suppose to eat them?

Seems pretty normal. Your just bringing the jar with you instead of using a plate. Seem like Same thing to me

They are they best 2:47 am snack and you know it

That's nasty! *continues to eat saltines dipped into mayo*

So?

I feel attacked.