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Opened reddit

r/beatmymeattoit

What the actual fuck

Whats on this sub exactly? Im scared to open it.

Its just shity memes and random things

so basically like any other subreddit

But a bit shittier.

Just a bunch of shitposts

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r/beatroot

r/beatatmetoit

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmywife

r/beatmeup

Cut out he middle men. I like you.

I really hope you mean r/beatmetoit

Call me next time, we can have a sweet Dutch rudder sesh.

What is this sub for?

I was just going to say

I wasn’t going to say that. I was going to say I blasted rope to the most primo waluigi hentai Not that low quality shit. That HD shit

**gasps** how could you!? You Monster!

I open reddit and im a monster. You do it and get away with it. Thats not fair.

That's coz u don't have a Flair or an avatar u monster!

So i'm not monster then right? Right?

Didn't everyone who saw this do it as their last thing?

Same

Seems deserved to be honest.

Same

And closed it without asking permission.

same

Took a shit without leaving one

Well I was gonna leave a shit some where but some one stole it

🧍‍♂️........🏃‍♂️

Casually approach child

That's not what I meant but yes. Children are good 😏

Aight i'm calling the police

Ummmmmmmmm…what?

Hold up, wait a minute. Something ain't right.

Read your post.

Beat me to it.

Happy cake day!

Thanks

Cake Happy Day?

Thanks

happy cake day

Thanks

Happy cake day!

u/1esserknown answer to him!

Thanks

Toooo hiiiiiiim!

Happy cake day

Thanks

Happy cake day!

Thanks

Happy cake day !

Just delivered 750 units of propaganda to unlock prismatic shields in Elie Dangerous.

It's spelled Ellen DeGeneres

Ha. Did get those sweet prismatic shields a few weeks ago. After a long long grind. And you know what. No difference whatsoever. So I stopped playing.

The gigachad energy. I didn't like this thing with the game, so I just stopped playing.

Added cheese to hot chocolate

How does this work teach me your ways

you are an absolute psychopath lol

Thats it, im calling the police

Weirdly the post I saw before this one was about putting butter in coffee

It's not bad tho 💀

Why would you ruin perfectly good cheese and perfectly good cheese and perfectly good cheese and hot chocolate?

Nice try fbi

Not today cia

Get off my ass, s.i.s

Step*

What are you doing, step-bro?

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You're bunch of dicks, M.I. 6

Wasn't me irs

Beat my meat

Just buy it pre-smashed. Ground beef is always good. Just make sure when mashing it isn't with the masturbation cummy hand.

I feel a sense of joy when beating my meat, though. Its locally sourced long pork, and it makes just the most wonderful screams of agony when manually tenderizing.

In front of your family

On a funeral

In front of the nephews

Totally naked

Live on tv

Jizzing on cameras

And on the coffin

Through the cameras

Gave my meat a **good ol' rub**

Ah a man of spice

poured a capri-sun into a glass and drank it without a straw

fuckin psychopath

This is why we dont have flying cars

wtf is wrong with you

This is a war crime!!

I typed "i typed"

No you typed " I typed "I typed" "

this is what we call the “i typed paradox”

You typed "No you typed "I typed "I typed" " "

Reported a pedophile on Twitter

"How dare you assault this everyday citizen? Pedophilia is a sexuality not a crime. I am a hacker and I know where you live, I'm calling the cops!" - some brain-dead freak

Lol. Yeah they were an advocate for "MAPs" and kept posting stuff about how children deserve to have the right to their body and how they can have sexual partners if they please. Unfortunately there isn't a report section for pedophilia, so I could only report it as sexual content. They probably won't get punished tho because TECHNICALLY there isn't any sexual content.

Was there a second best option to report it under? I don't use Twitter so I know not of how to deal with these posts

Not really. There's things like promoting self harm, spam, "this hurts my feelings :(" (That's not literally what it says, but that's what it translates to), and other things not even close to related.

Wooww......Twitter **really** sucks ey?

Yup. Tho in roughly 6 months when Elon gains control of Twitter there will be some changes. Idk if they'll be for the good or for bad, so we'll see.

Well... Without being too direct , let's just say it involved "traps" and "masturbation" .

I was wondering if i should tell em what i really did but you already did for me

I jack off to minecraft trap door Alex porn all the time too. "Ohh no step Steve I'm stuck" good shit.

📸🤨

Eat sushi with a fork

ok this is a crime

A food crime, like a war crime but with food

committing a food crime is worse than a war crime

Yup

still not as bad as my sister stabbing sushi with a chopstick and eating it

She has better grip that way

The only reason reason why USA fought in WW2 is because Hitler ate burger with fork and knife

Agreed, clearly a spoon food.

I thought it was a knife food.... Have I been eating it wrong..?

Showered naked

In front of a kindergarten?

Slut

double-checked to make sure the hogs were making good progress on that 'meat' I 'found' in my basement.

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN IT'S SKIN

walked up the stairs

fell asleep while masturbating

I slept

Listen to Nirvana

why lol

upvoted among us meme

have fun in hell

i booked my own special room

I told you call the police

Walked the dogs

ate maggie

My dogs name Is Maggie Please don't eat her, she's a good girl

I used the foil lid from Chipotle as a bowl to eat Lays bbq chips.

Replace q with c

Are you saying a TV station has it's own brand of chips.

I fkd your step sis

Added pineapple to a pizza

Banged your mom

I my uploaded homework to the school server.

*uploaded my

Put the milk first and then the cereal.

I eat pre-war rations, wtf is cereal lol.

Masterbate

Evacuated

Pee outside of my bathroom

You will be arrest for breathing

Opened reddit before going to bed

Walk to school

sleep

Scrolled to this Post

watched porn

Stayed up late?

I woke up

I supported the democracy in myanmar.

Nice try! You will never know it!!!

I sat on the toilet.

Didn't think the fart was that bad...

Took a shit

Urinated in the toilet

I jerked off-

Texted my boyfriend 😳😳

I gave my username a little twist

Got vaccinated

Telling a scam caller “didn’t ask, don’t need it, go fuck yourself.”

I killed a smoker

Cleaned the abscess on my rabbit's back. Living the dream, folks.

Bet the rabbit feels better!

Cannot confirm. He was definitely angry, but refused an apology treat. The meds he's been on nearly a week seem to be working though so fingers crossed.

Poor guy, it sucks we cant just communicate that its for their own good 😔

Said that twitter is gonna get a lot more racist

I made meme about Elo.. why cops are here.. . Wait..

Kill 80 kids and then later rape 12 innocent woman (this is a joke)

A pretty fucked up joke

Robbed a bank

watch How I Met Your Mother.

Kicked a pringles can onto my sister

Took a piss

Stroked my cat

Read this

Bowling

Played MvM two cities a bit

Your mom.

Clock out of work, so hi Karen

Gave a mercy flush.

eat your dog infront of you and procede to eat a bear

Ate

Laughed at a dog throwing up(online).

take a nap while doing homework

Go to class

I said to have a threesome

I walked outside

Leaked test question papers Finished them 3 days before the test Opened reddit during actual test to pass time