losing my virginity was very easy, just open grindr, be bottom and have no morals xD
getting someone to cuddle? mission fucking impossible, romance is too hard for me ;-;
i need a fwb that is an actual good friend, maybe best friend even, that would be the best arrangement \^-\^
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
4chan is a land with no rules it is the modern equivalent of the cult of liber, depravity is embraced as some sort of achievement the maidenless anons accept degrenracy as the only truth they are chainless animals of the wild no longer man they are beast. In short this is the norm in 4chan
TIL that Konata is actually legal, and I just assumed she was underage because of how short she is.
On another note: Holy fuck 4'8 is *tiny*
On another note: Sometimes it takes the best boi to be the best girl.
Why did I read that whole thing? I knew what was going to happen before I got half way through.
Disregard my ramblings, I'm talking to myself through a comment
You could literally fall over right now in the wrong way and die as a result. The thought that everything that i see and do could kill me in more ways than one sorta scares me
How i read this: "I went to my friends house" "His semen was so thick" Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
Maybe his house is a ship and his fellow semen where very stupid
This is cannon in my head
Finally, something we can use to shoot other ships.
Nice rhymes man
And it was laid out perfectly so that it is at the rught speed to rhyme at the correct time
I knew all along that Konata was his schtick In only a few seconds I was sucking his dick
95% of all crappy porn tales...
so true
Dr suess on crack
Why am i hard rn?
*gay intensifies*
As a bi guy, I get turned on by everything so don't worry
The best of all worlds, I suppose.
i'm also bi >!all bi myself!<
Doesn’t mean you’ll die a virgin
losing my virginity was very easy, just open grindr, be bottom and have no morals xD getting someone to cuddle? mission fucking impossible, romance is too hard for me ;-; i need a fwb that is an actual good friend, maybe best friend even, that would be the best arrangement \^-\^
somehow sounds like a threat
*shows you a power switch*. Checkmate boy.
Yup, same
As a bi guy i can agree
same bro
Me too but I'm straight. Weird
Could we be gay...?
doesnt matter had sex 😎
Nah that's impossible
Me too!
me too and iam not gay
shit went from 0 mph to the fucking sun in like 2 seconds
more like fucking konata
More like cumming in konata’s throat
Assuming a constant acceleration, that's about 30.5 GGs (Giga-Gs) Distance earth-sun: 149600000000 m x\_f = x\_0 + v\_0\*t + (1/2)\*a\*t\^2 149.6 \* 10\^9 Gm = (1/2)\*a\*2\^2 a = 299.2 Gm/s\^2 299.2 / 9.80665 = 30.5GigaGs
I’m trying to find who DIDN’T ask. I can’t find em
Haha I'm just kidding we're way past the speed of light
I didn’t even read that, i just saw numbers and signs and just assumed brein beig
Were socks on?
Yes, programmer socks
Schrodingers homosexuality
a real legal grey area
My man asking important questions here
he said they were naked, so i'm gonna take a guess and say there's a more than 50% chance the answer is "no"
This isn’t a meme. It’s a confession for coming out of the closet and belongs solely on greentext.
4chan moment
> coming out of the closet Just say 'no homo' man, no need to make it weird..
It’s a reference to let’s just pretend I’m still pekora, which is a confession for coming out of the closet ofc
That's enough internet for today
Ikr its 11am .......
Six fuckin thirty am and my disappointment is already immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Plot twist- it's just getting started
6:56 for me I got to work today
8:14 I’m late for school
That's cool today is the first day for my 6 week summer job my school ended May 26
Im sick, its 2pm im waaaaaay late to hs
Hey we in the same time zone
*Internet intensifies*
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Work mail probably worse
But I just started.
This is wholesome! :3
I just woke up.
hello everyone , this is your daily dose of Shiternet
r/suddenlygay
Why did this get over 50 upvotes? I thought it would be ignored
Ok who got hard while reading it
🤚 (I’m left handed)
🤚(I'm left handed too)
✋
✋
✋
🤌
Gay Porn directors: write this down! Write it down!
confused boner
Unconfused boner
Suddenly realized boner.
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He kinda cute in that pic ngl
Femboys 4 life
Unseeing that fact that they said they got a dick I would have said they're a girl so... its not gay if the penises dont touch
Guess some commenters just are insecure.
Oh yeah, very hot. Maybe people just think it was a bit graphic.
Based
Agreed, it may not be the kinda thing I'm in to but all I could think was good for them and I hope they don't talk themselves out of being happy.
Same for me actually. Probably because I am bi but still.
same, kinda want to be anon
Lol my first thought, people are posting eyebleach and I'm like damn that's a cute story of self discovery (or experimentation at the very least)
Very based
Is it bad for eyes if you wash them with bleach and holy water?
I mean the holy water cancels out the negative effects of the bleach, so maybe you’ll be fine
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+1
I second that question
I can offer you half a gallon of holy bleach if you want.
Not enough. Add in some nails and screws
r/eyebleach
After this nothing will be that bad for your eyes
Add some lemon acid and you’re good
Instructions unclear, i washed my eyes in both and have had obtained a ; holy power +1 buff boost and a poison resistant buff boost.
Pretty sure you have to drink the bleach, then you'll get to go to heaven with all the other cool nongay, noncosplaying, virgin redditors
You can drop the holy water if you can get a priest to bless your bleach
It can't be worse than whatever the fuck this is
This guy is the literal definition of Gigachad 👑
i still dont know why all of thiss, like its just a gay confection, it isnt anything bad
Ngl that's a W
Thats just the pekora copypasta bit with konata
Konata is way older than Pekora. I want to think this is the original.
This post is from April 2022 and i havent seen this copypasta before the pekora one
source for purely scientific reasons so i can avoid it im the future?
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hh779q/so_as_a_joke_i_went_to_my_friends_house_wearing/)
dont worry I got yall covered r/eyebleach
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Honestly what’s wrong with the post? It’s kinda wholesome imo
This post should have been in eyeblech
I read it 3 times to get whats going on and Oh god fucking hell...
It just sounds like a basic “well I’m gay now” story and I missing something?
Gay stories... Don't usually end with violent sex
good to know
Many stories u should read 👀
Many stories haven't been written
Dang it! I've been lied to
Nsfw pls
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I'm genuinely amused by lads here. You surely needed to write a comment, cause everybody must know how disgusted and totally straight you are.
The virgin "eww disgusting" vs the chad "hot"
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
There is definitely someone who got off to reading this...
I mean like......
Why, why the hell would you write shit like this
Because it's hot Who doesn't like fucking their homies dressed as their waifu
👍
Not me. Apart that this is fake why the hell did he write and post this shit?
Probably because he had nothing better to do....like me
I see
I just learned it's not as common as I thought. The weirdest part is that from what I gathered I'm not even gay. Just brosexual
Most people.
4chan is a land with no rules it is the modern equivalent of the cult of liber, depravity is embraced as some sort of achievement the maidenless anons accept degrenracy as the only truth they are chainless animals of the wild no longer man they are beast. In short this is the norm in 4chan
kinda hot, ngl no homo, though
WTF?!
Fuck I got a boner reading this
See?! This is a good friend.
TIL that Konata is actually legal, and I just assumed she was underage because of how short she is. On another note: Holy fuck 4'8 is *tiny* On another note: Sometimes it takes the best boi to be the best girl.
I got hard reading this ngl
Radical
“made me get a boner too” that’s when i stopped reading
He do be cute though
Hot
That's fkn wholesome.
wholesome
straightest most sane 4chan member
“So as a joke, I sucked my friends dick.”
In typical r/4chan tradition, Fake: Anon has friends Gay: this post
Why is nobody distressed by the non consensual kissing and stroking?
The fuck is this? 50 shades of gay?
More like: *50 shades of hot*
What in the fuck
What in the *two* fucks
What in the three fucks
What in the *what comes after three?* fucks?
fourucks
I choose you!
Okay now i need see Gore and blood for a while after this.
*Doom intensifies*
As long as he said no homo then it’s good. What’s wrong with homies trying to have fun lmao
where nsfw?
I got a boner just by reading that shit
I don't get why people are so fucking hostile about this. Is it the gay or the weeb stuff ?
It doesn't matter, both is hot
Why did I read that whole thing? I knew what was going to happen before I got half way through. Disregard my ramblings, I'm talking to myself through a comment
How high I must be off ground so fall would be lethal?
23 blocks
So 27.6 meters.
I’m pretty sure one block is one meter
So then 23 meters. Ok need find 6 story building.
You could literally fall over right now in the wrong way and die as a result. The thought that everything that i see and do could kill me in more ways than one sorta scares me
Lmao
oh great heavens what the chucky E cheese did i just read
I remember the pekora version
Half way through i thought he was a girl...
Me: let's see...um..."so as a joke, I went to..." NO NO NO I ain't reading that...I know where it's going
Make sure Kindergartners to 3rd graders are memorizing this Prized Journalism.
I mean, it just sort of seems like a gay erotic short story.
r/angryupvote
I just woke up and this was the first thing I see like wtf
"No homo"
Yea that’s why anime isn’t for me 😳💀
Where are the fake people that do this and why don't i know any of them
r/suddenlygay
Bro it’s 8 am what the hell
Wtf man
It went went from eh this is okay to shit I need the mind eraser from man in black
Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl -Gigguk
Now im hard,no homo
r/holup
basically gay sex nothing to see here
u/Dat_koosh hello~
OwO goals! >!Hehe, Im taking dibs on the Atago/Takao (depends on which one you'd like more/want to cosplay yourself OwO) cosplay!<
This made me realize that I need better friends
Lucky bastard
Sexual Roleplaying to the extreme.