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Tooth doggy

Too long teeth

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Lunch

Mursu

Kuha on

RIP Haminan mursu

:(

Mursu ei ole enää täälä

:(

Are u finnish too?

Juu

Höhöö, empäs kerro

Ok Hessu-setä

Sitä samaa

A moose once bit my sister

Who made your sister so sweet

That's sick brother

No realli! She was Karving her initials on. the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law

That's a pleb ø from denmark and norway, finns use the vastly superior swedish Ö.

Walrus

Morsa

MURSU!!!

Morso

Are u finnish?

I am indeed

Mäki oon

walrus

walrus

walrus

Women ☕

Walrus

Where were you when Mursu was kill

I slep and then I wake and see Mursu is kill then I say oh no.

I was at home eating dorito when phone ring. Mursu is kil. no.

Forestry work at Vaasa. There were thirteen big men at barracks and we were collectively shocked when we woke up to the news about Mursu.

Alaska

That’s just a UK tourist.

Is it because of the teeth?

No, there is too many

Sheer size

Winning comment

I am the Walrus?

No, we are walrus

Well said, well said

But if i am hungry it's mine

I thought I was the walrus 😞

goo goo gjoob

I am the eggman

Shut the fuck up donny, V.I. LENIN VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!

You fucking legend, I'd give you an award if I had money

shut the fuck up donny

We done for getting the reference 👍

The walrus was Paul

A little backstory: So this walrus is from the Arctic ocean and has been cruising around the coast of Europe, Germany, Denmark, Polane and now it landed in the Finnish town of Hamina. It is cool because Walruses are normally not in the Baltic, not to even speak of them being in the Gulf of Finland.

This is not the same one that is also in Oslo? Because that one has also been making the headlines here for a few days now.

This mursu has been in Finland for over a week and according to the sources I have read it didn't go to Oslo at any point and only visited the Norway's west coast.

He also died while trying to be transported to the nearest zoo to be nurtured

Dear god. Walruses are invading!

More like was. RIP

Im still traumatized by that movie about some psycho that sticth human flesh to look like walrus

Tusk. Dude I can't believe some girl in my high school like last week senior year she told the teacher to play it for the class and we actually finished the whole thing. Honestly a movie that will forever be in my mind.

What

Me too lmao

Watched it yesterday. Big mistake

Nuku rauhassa mursu.

meanwhile australia: "im freezing my ass off over here"

It took me a long time to figure that Australia has winters. For some reason I just thought it was always hot

I mean it basically is. 15C, at least to a Canadian, sounds like summer weather to me.

That IS summer weather. I mean, maybe I'm biased because I'm also Canadian, but anything above 10C feels like summer weather to me

We once had a day here in Alberta that was like, 10C in the middle of December, and the next day was a blizzard. So bizarre

Hey, I'm in Alberta too! Yeah, our weather is uh...... well, it's definitely weather, yep.

What area? I’m near Fort Mac currently. Came back to my home town for the summer. And I agree, Alberta has *the* most weather. One of the most weather I’ve seen

Its over 15 out, tf you doing talking about cold?

I would love to have Australias temps rn, can we trade?

Brazil too. Tho rn it's hot as fuck where i live, 25 fucking 25 in the middle of winter. You kidding me bruh Give me back my 4 degrees, last week was good.

Suomi mainittu. Ja RIP Mursu

In Italy we get from 38 to 45 degrees celsius, I think we can complain, especially in the north where there is a lot of humidity

Yeah, the worst part is humidity. I'm spanish, one day the humidity raised over 70%, I couldn't breath. I swear to god that if I read 1 more texan making fun of europeans without even thinking about the humidity, I'm going to kill them.

And even if heat weren't a problem all the forest fires are undeniably the heat wave's fault. All of Aragon is in orange alert for fire with some zones on red alert, and I'm sure other zones are the same or worse

Ah I know. In Offanengo (the city where I live) we have a saying in offanenghese dialect: L' è mia el cold, l'è l'afa (It is not the heat the problem, it's the humidity)

Rip broidi

We got 47 here in Portugal a week before the heatwave went to the UK but everyone ignores it and now everyone is talking about the UK and how they have no AC I could make a ~~religion~~ meme out of that

"No don't."

🎵 And the Europeans are gone 🎵

Hey man, I am from Spain, and last week was fucking horrible, I think Sevilla got to have 48 or some shit near that. Sorry for previously owning part of the Sahara Dessert, this heatwaves are it's revenge for that. /s

[Meanwhile walrus in Norway](https://www.nrk.no/video/e85c7a8c-2159-45f6-a50a-e21dbcb08dd4)

Why is he blushing? I feel concerned for the walrus, Finland...

It died two days ago.

Walrus wiöl become stuffed animal now.

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In Oulu (Uleåborg) it's 18°C and northern Finland 13°C

Heatwave just came here in Finland today and weekend is gonna be something between 30-33C

Me as a finnish person wondering how many of users saying "mursu" is actually finnish.

The heatwave was just an attack from russia to turn Europe red

Love how Germanys flag is just missing. "Yeah, we are fine"

Where hungary?

Austria?

Just wait till next year Finland

laugh's in ireland

Que calor hace coño

I'm a Spanish person and I'm used to the heat lol

Joder, yo en madrid tengo suerte en cierta parte porque es calor seco, pero lo siento por andalucía, valencia y cataluña sobre todo (murcia ni existe, que se joda) por la humedad también

Lol, ¡yo también me siento mal por ellos! Pero actualmente estoy en Australia y se siente legítimo como un congelador aquí xd. Además, de vuelta en España. Siempre saldría a las playas calientes. ⛱

OMG Mr. Tusk!

Rip Mauri

Meanwhile middle east/african migrants: "finally, I don't have to wear my antartic jacket anymore."

SUOMI SAATANA!!!!🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

I watched a video review of 50 First Dates, I can't look at walruses the same any more

He looks lost af lol

I dunno, in Spain we are pretty ok

Over 500 deaths so far in Spain because of the heat wave...

en galicia tamos bien :D

Te recuerdo la semana pasada?

Meanwhile in America: AC go brrrrrrrr

What about ducking america

Fr. It got up to 96-97F (35C) with massive humidity here in Georgia for a few weeks back in June and early July. Still had to go play tennis nearly everyday 💀

And yet somehow I’m downvoted

Texas over here has been in the 100's for the past like week or two. Heard of two wildfires happening since Monday because we're in a drought. I'm surprised I saw dark clouds spilling rain somewhere yesterday.

*snort* "Well actually Finland is european country!" 🤓

Finland doesnt exist

Didn’t it… die the other day?

Its not walrus hes name was mauri there is an artilkle in iltasanomat

I thought it was stenna Or something like that

And its dead already, guess what were gonna have for dinner

Italy and Spain probably don't give a F They got that shit every summer.

And nobody still be talking bout how it’s always over 115°F over in Arizona

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Its the media jumping on it hard to advertise climate change. Fuckers here in the uk consider climate change lockdowns ffs.

I fucking hate seeing this shit over and over, it’s only the 100th time I’ve seen it or so.

Thats alot In most European countries

Meanwhile US: first time?

US you mean the cities that are built in a fucking desert? Our cities are built in temperate climates, so temperatures between 40 and 50°C are not normal for us

I know

If you think Europe is hot then come to Africa or south india my friend

I mean, it's not supposed to be this hot in Europe. That's the point.

Yup. If it snows in Kinshasa, one should be worried, not merely say "If you want to see some cold kid, come to Siberia!"

I live in Nevada it aint that hot.

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This week hasn't been as hot as some of the earlier in june tho. Actually I forgot i live in lapland and finland= helsinki

The heat wave did not affectfinland

Half of America: Oooo, the airs a little space today. The other half: basically Europe

dude could poll vault with those tusks

Natural retribution to the empire fuckers

Surprisingly, Greece has been okay till now, with 35° at most

It's dead now

Yeah, we finnish people like walruses

Ya see this would have been wholesome to some degree if I hadn't seen that horror movie

Koira!!!

🇮🇹🥵

Sadly it’s dead

Filipinos: *drinks coffee while its summer*

(insert walrus noises)

hyvästi Mursu, sinut muistetaan

Imagine just finding a walrus in your backyard

Meanwhile the border friction with Russia:

Omg I want walrus too !

Same shit in Latvia, we didn't have a huge heat wave this week, but instead we got a walrus on our beach. Walruses never come to Latvia.

It died.

In Iceland it's raining

walrus :3

Suomi

Finland is in Europe

We are hype about the walruse, cause there isn't normally walruses swimming around in Finland. Is it so fricking hard to understand

You guys got one too? We got one visiting Oslo right now and it’s been making headlines for days.

We had one. It died 2 days ago ☹️

Just saying Brittan is cold

40 grados ni frio ni caloh

I think in South Europe we are already used to.the heat

i'm in south-east ukraine: Omg nuclear bomb

Walrus

This shit is like the Will Smith slap. I couldn’t give less of a shit even though everyone is going crazy. Ooh seal swam to motherland and starved to death very cool!!!

It aint that hot in Europe

In my place very cold

walrus

I was In bed watching movie. When Phone ring. Walrus dead. No

It came to my country as well, that is before it died in Finland Perkele

Yeah it visited allmost every country In middle and Northern europe

Hey, you forgot about the Netherlands :(

Here in the UK apparently hundreds or even thousands of people will die... I somehow doubt that, we may *feel* like we're dying but I don't think it'll kill

Wth