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mindlesspotato12

You turn on the radio and its your faveroute song...


ItsSuperSam1

ERIKA


Americanshat

*\*you wake up and realize that you've been driving to Poland this entire time\**


Ave_tempest

And then *boom* a truck runs u over and then u wake up again and realise u are sleeping with a random begger at street


popanator3000

you have to find your way out of theeseendless dreams before its too late


DragomBoom02

The walls fall down and it turns out you were in the trueman show all along!


X-xOtakux-X

I was definitely not expecting that one


MrBuffaloBear

The song reminds you of Ghandi’s sacrifices and you commit slip’n’slide


mindlesspotato12

Oh dear


AceSpadePirate

But it's just the opening music of an annoying commercial


thecatwentfishing

You listened to this song as you murdered your family


MendydaGreat

It's the bread apocalypse


Sana_Mustdiewoah

Ducks turn out being a super intelligent species prepared to stop the tragedy


CiemnyMudzyn

I'd watch that


culnaej

Bread is actually terrible for duck stomachs, so they just end up suiciding themselves


popanator3000

they are willing to make the worthy sacrifice


high_iq_gamers1

But its only baguettes and the other bread was actually trying to protect us


Honknytes

damn french people


dxrthvader

The bread is incredibly horny


MendydaGreat

NOo


Wolvensong

The peace-keeping garlic bread actually started it


MendydaGreat

noo


RedSane

...until the Butter people arrived.


[deleted]

But it's not gluten free


Crunchstake

A bunch of students are placed in a classroom and all tasked to secretly try and expel one another.


Dovaskarr

Every expeled student gets his head chopped off after exiting the classroom


Britt_The_Kitt

The class hamster was the mastermind all along.


X-xOtakux-X

Whoah intense


potatoguy2166

I would actually watch that


Wolvensong

The teacher did it because he just didn't want to grade papers


SilentHuman8

I’d watch this.


Crunchstake

It's a synopsis for a story i thought about while i was showering lol


Jigglemanscrafty

Your dad comes back with the milk


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leJAYnd

and the husband is of your age 😏


The_Scienceman

And is the classmate that bullies you.


leJAYnd

and you are in kindergarten


No-Deal-4247

in USA


Jokers_Testikles

Your dad is a 4th grader


tonkadonk22

In Alabama


Ave_tempest

And ur mom is also there


360gamerxbox

and he has committed multipme crimes against humanity


Marco-Dx

working as janitor


Ave_tempest

And has a cock of 2 metre ......


MrRagnarok2005

And pegged your gf


Moonareblue

And she is pregnant


MrRagnarok2005

But it's not his child


SonOfMetrum

And you find out you rather love him too


Cracker-smackers

And he looks exactly like your long lost twin


buttermilk_trisket

The husband is you!


UnsolicitedLimb

But from the near future


popanator3000

r/holup


[deleted]

And looks like you


phoinks

He finds you fucking his wife


MrBuffaloBear

It’s almond milk


Low_Tap3563

Calm down bro your going to far. Nobody deserves to drink almond milk


[deleted]

but he gets a call from the milkman that it was actually his wife's


AxioTheGr8

It's not milk💀


Low_Tap3563

STOP


Razeshi

And the cow he bred


Eran10_

But its not you dad


[deleted]

but its not the dad is an killer


_The_Dash_

You are running from killer and noclipping into The Backrooms


ZeroBrine99

The backrooms collapse and you turn out to be in your house where your dad is about to come back with the milk after seven years etc…


bus_go_brrrrt

You fall deeper into the backrooms and you meet a friend


InternationalYou1092

That friend is a cow named mr. Moo who asks for more cowbell


[deleted]

And they had his favorite brand of smokes


Waste-Cup3636

A man with every superpower known in the universe


Designer-Cicada3509

He gets anal fucked every time he uses one power and there's no escaping it


[deleted]

Is that bad?


Designer-Cicada3509

Let's say he hates opening the backdoor


[deleted]

If he has every power in the universe can’t he just have the power to like it


turbomommo

But wouldn't that create a endless loop of butt fucking? If he uses his powers to like it that would mean another round of buttfucking since he used his superpowers, right?


GingerlyRough

If you’re using powers to like it, wouldn’t that just be an eternity of pleasure?


Readingboi605

Exactly


VictorPedroNamura

Nevet leaves his house


TaipanTacos

We’re assuming he has the power to be immortal


GingerlyRough

Good sex will make you *feel* immortal.


HolyOnionRing

Schrodingers buttfuck, the hero and a man placed in a room. Considering he has every power imaginable that means he can probably not go 10 seconds without using one, but there is no way of saying so. If we open that door, is he being buttfucked or no?


[deleted]

Yes


myKingSaber

Second plot twist, he fucking loves it


InternationalYou1092

Turns out every time he gets pegged, he stops a global war and famine…..a small price to pay for peace


FjolsTheReal

Wait what if he uses a superpower to kill him self?


The_SnootBooper

He gets anal fucked every time he uses one "specific"power. He has no idea which power triggers it!


Wolvensong

Is deathly allergic to water


Warm_Quantity_326

Found dead by kryptonite


Severe_Side2196

This is some Ben 10 stuff here since Ben has every superpower in his Omnitrix.


Gozii55

At the end he realizes it's better to live without them and lives a happy life.


GuddaPro

When he uses any one of its power he lays 1 ton of explosive diarrhoea right there


another-Developer

One of his powers is that he teleports to a random location each time he farts


nothing4h

But he will die from testicular cancer


Marco-Dx

Uses his powers to become an immortal dictator of the universe


GlitteringRun8940

Because he is immortal he does not understand death. Instead he thinks living things that die are purposefully ignoring him. He develops severe anxiety and a compulsion to please people, and goes to insane (and often creepy) lengths to please his living friends. This inevitably leads to even more misfortune and shinnanigans.


EmbertheKitsune

He has little control over which he uses, getting a completely random result that functions for what he's trying to do (ex: If he's trying to fire some sort of energy projectile he could get eye beams, a fireball, a water stream, etc, but not something like getting a metal body since that isn't an energy projectile).


K0vurt_Purvurt

Famous rapper loses wife after going nuts.


MrBuffaloBear

But he takes his pills and she reappears


CallumK7

Low key the best one here


windolene20

Honestly that’s a pretty cool concept


That_Investment_2058

Goes poor then homles, gives gawk gawk 9000 to crack heads for crack. Then later on raps about his strugles only to go back to being a crack hoe.


TaliFinn

A man walks into a tavern


women_respecter8

Bartender says: Get the fuck out


dani574h

The main character throws Fuck out of the tavern


[deleted]

Fuck crowls back in each time


[deleted]

Fuck rolls a 20


[deleted]

20 asks for a lighter


[deleted]

the man was really a horse with a long face


FunGhoul93

this had me in tears goddammit


TACOCATOVER9k

He never escapes


cdoyl87

He says ow


l_is_aBird

Bow chika wow wow!


Sana_Mustdiewoah

Guy falls in love with a toaster


BaronKnuspero

Toaster has secretly committed Sexual assault in Nebraska and tries to hide it by committing identity theft


T_M_name

r/oddlyspecific


JacquesBarrow

The toaster still has DNA inside it from the incident!


Totallynoturcousin12

And the guy is a william afton sterotype


Xmaster_10

A boy actually develops a healthy relationship with a girl


MrBuffaloBear

She has a cock double the size of his


hjercules

That's a win


Baquvix

Win-Win for me


[deleted]

He then becomes an androgynous anarchist. They open up a gluten-free vegan pastry cafe. Only to change hearts and minds of the rural community.


Wolvensong

She was a ghost of a girl who died in his apartment years before he moved in. He stays anyway, happy to share her company


Firm_Building_2445

the girl turns into a 50 feet tall cyborg chicken that fucks the boy


MendydaGreat

the girl isn't a girl


MidniqhtVibes

But they both are hitmans trying to get each other


Matteo_c99

Mr. & Mrs. Smith


Jonte7

A very good movie


Empty-Dragonfly5895

Alarm rings!!!


Agreeable_Growth_893

He is in a coma


bus_go_brrrrt

He now has ptsd of the Vietnam War somehow


RaiaTheSaltLover

Until he takes his schizophrenia medicine


basilsflowerpots

the girl isn't real


Mysterious-Winter465

17 inch robo cocks


Firm_Building_2445

it's not water proof


Waste-Cup3636

they only attack squirrels


MrBuffaloBear

They don’t vibrate


Eran10_

You play dark souls


RacoonGettingPussy

Then a crazy old man breaks into your house with a shotgun and a tube sock around his dick asking where the pop tarts are.


Wolvensong

It was your dad


[deleted]

r/oddlyspecific


AxioTheGr8

U actually win


women_respecter8

You come home and your wife if having an orgy


[deleted]

It’s with your family.


Significant_Creme255

or her family


cdoyl87

You remember you don’t have a wife


MrBuffaloBear

Your late grandmother is there


Agreeable_Growth_893

With your brother


CaptainSteal410

Man owns bar that is a neutral zone for all angles, demons, and cryptids.


Wolvensong

He's actually an atheist


Kryobit

Where twist?


RedSane

It's a dating bar.


reddit_user_25

The bar was hidden from God's and Devil's eyes for hundreds of years, until...


Britt_The_Kitt

Because he's the last man alive (as far as he's aware) at the end of the apocalypse.


Regularschoolbus

A little boy and a fat man walk into a bar.


stealthkoopa

The bar explodes


Britt_The_Kitt

The fat man falls over and the little boy robs the man.


Neither_House_6877

I go to sleep safe and sound after a long day of work.


stealthkoopa

You have to wake up and do it again tomorrow


[deleted]

I eat breakfast in the comfort of my own home


Wolvensong

-that you lived in 300 years ago, terrifying the new residents


stealthkoopa

Your power went out and reset all your clocks - you're actually eating lunch


Britt_The_Kitt

Until the fire nation attacks


ToughTigers123

A man has to prove his innocence after his twin brother frames him for robbing a bank.


crabpinchingmyanus

He doesn't have a twin brother but serious schizophrenia and it was him all along.


Cat_in_a_blanket

I go on a quest for some milk


Firm_Building_2445

you're the pregnant one


MrBuffaloBear

Your wife takes the news poorly


sosrider

You never see your son and wife ever again


RustyLemon123

You are the son and wife


Sensitive_Ride_1225

Son and wife are parents of your grandson


Potatoes_122

You finally found the guy who asked


Mister_E_The_Third

It wasn’t me


HelloThereGreivous97

It wasn't a he


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Specific-List-8691

But he is hunted by the KKK


Warm_Quantity_326

She keeps running around the old country house but can't find it anywhere


Wolvensong

Because it was an Old Country Buffet


sugacuteic

Corndog beats aliens, eats Earth and poops out Mercury.


TheDemolisherPlays

Your mom grabs it and eats it too


Main_Train_168

And gets bowel cancer


I_eat_rats0717

The emoji war ends


Wolvensong

The poo emoji triumphs


MaskPhantasm

A fountain of piss has been built on the center of the city


Alexarius87

Turns out it was lemonade but no1 dared to test it, people died for it.


anperusama

You get to make out with your crush at last


Totallynoturcousin12

Your grandma is baking.


Sensitive_Ride_1225

The fourth 🗿is upvoted


agrawaltejas01

Reddit does not exist


reubenspyker

So do you


HyperionTheFirst

Bearded man kidnaps Florida, renames it Kasosluvogia


NOOB_BAKON

Steam punk zombie hunters


ActuatorGreat4883

A man finds a door that allows him to enter the multiverse and starts and adventure with no return.


[deleted]

My crush hates me


I_level

Maybe you shouldn't have sold her kidney when she came to your house


[deleted]

A overqualified chem-teacher, breaks bad and starts selling blue meth with a wacky side character.


ClingySisters

A pair of twin sisters wake up attached at the hip


IdkImHereJust4Memes

You open a door and someone is in the bathroom taking a dump


healthyparrot

Nokia 3310 breaks


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Javimations29

The toast of death, cooked in the pits of hell.


[deleted]

A child is born, this child is Kanye West. It has one goal, to travel west until he reaches the end of earth and to look what is hiding on the other side.