But wouldn't that create a endless loop of butt fucking? If he uses his powers to like it that would mean another round of buttfucking since he used his superpowers, right?
Schrodingers buttfuck, the hero and a man placed in a room. Considering he has every power imaginable that means he can probably not go 10 seconds without using one, but there is no way of saying so. If we open that door, is he being buttfucked or no?
Because he is immortal he does not understand death. Instead he thinks living things that die are purposefully ignoring him. He develops severe anxiety and a compulsion to please people, and goes to insane (and often creepy) lengths to please his living friends. This inevitably leads to even more misfortune and shinnanigans.
He has little control over which he uses, getting a completely random result that functions for what he's trying to do (ex: If he's trying to fire some sort of energy projectile he could get eye beams, a fireball, a water stream, etc, but not something like getting a metal body since that isn't an energy projectile).
A child is born, this child is Kanye West. It has one goal, to travel west until he reaches the end of earth and to look what is hiding on the other side.
You turn on the radio and its your faveroute song...
ERIKA
*\*you wake up and realize that you've been driving to Poland this entire time\**
And then *boom* a truck runs u over and then u wake up again and realise u are sleeping with a random begger at street
you have to find your way out of theeseendless dreams before its too late
The walls fall down and it turns out you were in the trueman show all along!
I was definitely not expecting that one
The song reminds you of Ghandi’s sacrifices and you commit slip’n’slide
Oh dear
But it's just the opening music of an annoying commercial
You listened to this song as you murdered your family
It's the bread apocalypse
Ducks turn out being a super intelligent species prepared to stop the tragedy
I'd watch that
Bread is actually terrible for duck stomachs, so they just end up suiciding themselves
they are willing to make the worthy sacrifice
But its only baguettes and the other bread was actually trying to protect us
damn french people
The bread is incredibly horny
NOo
The peace-keeping garlic bread actually started it
noo
...until the Butter people arrived.
But it's not gluten free
A bunch of students are placed in a classroom and all tasked to secretly try and expel one another.
Every expeled student gets his head chopped off after exiting the classroom
The class hamster was the mastermind all along.
Whoah intense
I would actually watch that
The teacher did it because he just didn't want to grade papers
I’d watch this.
It's a synopsis for a story i thought about while i was showering lol
Your dad comes back with the milk
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and the husband is of your age 😏
And is the classmate that bullies you.
and you are in kindergarten
in USA
Your dad is a 4th grader
In Alabama
And ur mom is also there
and he has committed multipme crimes against humanity
working as janitor
And has a cock of 2 metre ......
And pegged your gf
And she is pregnant
But it's not his child
And you find out you rather love him too
And he looks exactly like your long lost twin
The husband is you!
But from the near future
r/holup
And looks like you
He finds you fucking his wife
It’s almond milk
Calm down bro your going to far. Nobody deserves to drink almond milk
but he gets a call from the milkman that it was actually his wife's
It's not milk💀
STOP
And the cow he bred
But its not you dad
but its not the dad is an killer
You are running from killer and noclipping into The Backrooms
The backrooms collapse and you turn out to be in your house where your dad is about to come back with the milk after seven years etc…
You fall deeper into the backrooms and you meet a friend
That friend is a cow named mr. Moo who asks for more cowbell
And they had his favorite brand of smokes
A man with every superpower known in the universe
He gets anal fucked every time he uses one power and there's no escaping it
Is that bad?
Let's say he hates opening the backdoor
If he has every power in the universe can’t he just have the power to like it
But wouldn't that create a endless loop of butt fucking? If he uses his powers to like it that would mean another round of buttfucking since he used his superpowers, right?
If you’re using powers to like it, wouldn’t that just be an eternity of pleasure?
Exactly
Nevet leaves his house
We’re assuming he has the power to be immortal
Good sex will make you *feel* immortal.
Schrodingers buttfuck, the hero and a man placed in a room. Considering he has every power imaginable that means he can probably not go 10 seconds without using one, but there is no way of saying so. If we open that door, is he being buttfucked or no?
Yes
Second plot twist, he fucking loves it
Turns out every time he gets pegged, he stops a global war and famine…..a small price to pay for peace
Wait what if he uses a superpower to kill him self?
He gets anal fucked every time he uses one "specific"power. He has no idea which power triggers it!
Is deathly allergic to water
Found dead by kryptonite
This is some Ben 10 stuff here since Ben has every superpower in his Omnitrix.
At the end he realizes it's better to live without them and lives a happy life.
When he uses any one of its power he lays 1 ton of explosive diarrhoea right there
One of his powers is that he teleports to a random location each time he farts
But he will die from testicular cancer
Uses his powers to become an immortal dictator of the universe
Because he is immortal he does not understand death. Instead he thinks living things that die are purposefully ignoring him. He develops severe anxiety and a compulsion to please people, and goes to insane (and often creepy) lengths to please his living friends. This inevitably leads to even more misfortune and shinnanigans.
He has little control over which he uses, getting a completely random result that functions for what he's trying to do (ex: If he's trying to fire some sort of energy projectile he could get eye beams, a fireball, a water stream, etc, but not something like getting a metal body since that isn't an energy projectile).
Famous rapper loses wife after going nuts.
But he takes his pills and she reappears
Low key the best one here
Honestly that’s a pretty cool concept
Goes poor then homles, gives gawk gawk 9000 to crack heads for crack. Then later on raps about his strugles only to go back to being a crack hoe.
A man walks into a tavern
Bartender says: Get the fuck out
The main character throws Fuck out of the tavern
Fuck crowls back in each time
Fuck rolls a 20
20 asks for a lighter
the man was really a horse with a long face
this had me in tears goddammit
He never escapes
He says ow
Bow chika wow wow!
Guy falls in love with a toaster
Toaster has secretly committed Sexual assault in Nebraska and tries to hide it by committing identity theft
r/oddlyspecific
The toaster still has DNA inside it from the incident!
And the guy is a william afton sterotype
A boy actually develops a healthy relationship with a girl
She has a cock double the size of his
That's a win
Win-Win for me
He then becomes an androgynous anarchist. They open up a gluten-free vegan pastry cafe. Only to change hearts and minds of the rural community.
She was a ghost of a girl who died in his apartment years before he moved in. He stays anyway, happy to share her company
the girl turns into a 50 feet tall cyborg chicken that fucks the boy
the girl isn't a girl
But they both are hitmans trying to get each other
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
A very good movie
Alarm rings!!!
He is in a coma
He now has ptsd of the Vietnam War somehow
Until he takes his schizophrenia medicine
the girl isn't real
17 inch robo cocks
it's not water proof
they only attack squirrels
They don’t vibrate
You play dark souls
Then a crazy old man breaks into your house with a shotgun and a tube sock around his dick asking where the pop tarts are.
It was your dad
r/oddlyspecific
U actually win
You come home and your wife if having an orgy
It’s with your family.
or her family
You remember you don’t have a wife
Your late grandmother is there
With your brother
Man owns bar that is a neutral zone for all angles, demons, and cryptids.
He's actually an atheist
Where twist?
It's a dating bar.
The bar was hidden from God's and Devil's eyes for hundreds of years, until...
Because he's the last man alive (as far as he's aware) at the end of the apocalypse.
A little boy and a fat man walk into a bar.
The bar explodes
The fat man falls over and the little boy robs the man.
I go to sleep safe and sound after a long day of work.
You have to wake up and do it again tomorrow
I eat breakfast in the comfort of my own home
-that you lived in 300 years ago, terrifying the new residents
Your power went out and reset all your clocks - you're actually eating lunch
Until the fire nation attacks
A man has to prove his innocence after his twin brother frames him for robbing a bank.
He doesn't have a twin brother but serious schizophrenia and it was him all along.
I go on a quest for some milk
you're the pregnant one
Your wife takes the news poorly
You never see your son and wife ever again
You are the son and wife
Son and wife are parents of your grandson
You finally found the guy who asked
It wasn’t me
It wasn't a he
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But he is hunted by the KKK
She keeps running around the old country house but can't find it anywhere
Because it was an Old Country Buffet
Corndog beats aliens, eats Earth and poops out Mercury.
Your mom grabs it and eats it too
And gets bowel cancer
The emoji war ends
The poo emoji triumphs
A fountain of piss has been built on the center of the city
Turns out it was lemonade but no1 dared to test it, people died for it.
You get to make out with your crush at last
Your grandma is baking.
The fourth 🗿is upvoted
Reddit does not exist
So do you
Bearded man kidnaps Florida, renames it Kasosluvogia
Steam punk zombie hunters
A man finds a door that allows him to enter the multiverse and starts and adventure with no return.
My crush hates me
Maybe you shouldn't have sold her kidney when she came to your house
A overqualified chem-teacher, breaks bad and starts selling blue meth with a wacky side character.
A pair of twin sisters wake up attached at the hip
You open a door and someone is in the bathroom taking a dump
Nokia 3310 breaks
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The toast of death, cooked in the pits of hell.
A child is born, this child is Kanye West. It has one goal, to travel west until he reaches the end of earth and to look what is hiding on the other side.