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No-Pomegranate-69

Funfact: the real borders are curved because the earth is a sphere and the map is a unfolded stretched sphere.


kirsten_angeli

So what you’re saying is, perfect lines would exist in nature if the earth was flat


MISFER_

If


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And they arent even straight, they zigzag all over the place because of measurement errors


EV4gamer

and they have hundereds or edges because the people actually making the borders sucked


MISFER_

Also all borders not real, it's all just humans imagination


JoshsPizzaria

what about crystal structures?


lucky_crocodile

Real crystals contain many defects, they aren't perfect lines.


JoshsPizzaria

Im currently visiting a material science for engineering course and while that is correct, there are poly crystals which have perfect "grains". and i dont think we need to turn to that for perfect lines. Just look at a snowflake.


Kyle_01110011

Straight lines most definitely exist in nature! - Markus Persson


oranisz

Came here to say that. The molecular structures of crystals are made only of straight lines.


cuthulu__

nah the actual borders are all over the place, zig zags left and right. the us/canada border is a PERFECT example


Upper_Incident_5133

You ruined the joke


minihollowpoint

r/whoosh


Upper_Incident_5133

Big whoosh


Remmistimpkins

Utah Colorado Arizona and New Mexico are in a perfect cross with their borders


YouthfulCurmudgeon

Yeah it's called four corners. The only spot in the country where four states touch


Jouuf

no it's not u lie


Remmistimpkins

You can touch all of ‘‘em if you lay down on the map


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Remmistimpkins

I’m gonna put that in my places to go one day tab


CanIrunCrysis

Point = Center of Black Hole Line = Ray of light Plane = IDK maybe spacetime itself


garbage-at-life

ackshually light is a wave 🤓


Jouuf

it's both a wave and a particle


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Why even call it a particle? Just say light is neither a particle nor a wave, but that it has properties of both.


Jouuf

You could do both or either, it doesn't matter. The specific reality of the existence of light doesn't depend on the way we describe it. It really doesn't matter.


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It doesn't **matter** ... Good one


Jouuf

hehe


garbage-at-life

ok fine it's a particle with 0 mass and 0 volume that transfers electromagnetic energy and moves in the shape of a wave


Gamemode_Cat

Is friendly particle


Kansascock98

Big brain


Stewdogm9

What about the horizon tho?


QuietLife007

Me frantically searching through the comments looking for someone to r/woooosh


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Google really out here spreading false information


Emotional-Stable8718

Is the horizon a joke to you, google?


GrapeJuice2227

Just wanted to let y’all know that this is in fact satire. Be vigilant whilst scrolling, lest you fall victim to r/woooosh


WastedJedi

I am reading some of these comments and am not sure if they are also satire or genuinely don't understand... can't hear if they are sarcastic through text


Scallopz123

What you mean no planes. You ever been to Nebraska? That's where planes were invented


Senatorarmstrong42

Wyoming has like 600 sides :(


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

Lol They have Wyoming on the map period of redness Wyoming isn't real at this point.


pepsicocacolaglass12

Colorado is actually a 697 sided polygon called a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon


DiNaMYkeMaSTer69_420

what are all those states? I thought there was only Ohio and florida


Pijany_Matematyk767

Wyoming is a chunk error


MLG_BLOBFISH

The United States is the opposite of nature


SammySandles

fu google! oh saint cant you seeeee


FrankorTank

Fun fact o' the day: Idaho and Montana were supposed to be rectangular states but the surveyors got lost in the Bitterroot mountains.


Harley_Pupper

1. That’s not nature 2. Those aren’t straight lines


Pokemaster513

3. That's... The joke...?


Potatomaster_79

Homie just [r/woosh ](https://www.reddit.com/r/woosh/)-ed him self


Potatomaster_79

P.s. imma not going to post it though bc i am lazy


GrapeJuice2227

Don’t worry, I’ll return in a couple hours to reap the wooooshes of my post


GrapeJuice2227

I know, it’s satire


Lifenotworking

Bully the scholarship edition Geography class map


gunslinger_1234

Those are political borders dumbass


GrapeJuice2227

This is satire


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Remmistimpkins

Lies


GrapeJuice2227

It’s satire


[deleted]

I don't get it ? made up state lines aren't considered \*in nature\*.


GrapeJuice2227

It’s satire


MrCakemann

r/woooosh


[deleted]

There is a whole community out there making shit memes to farm karma making fun of the fools like me that are trying to understand what could have been a META meme. This is why 9gag is better


EquivalentAd2178

Did you actually just call yourself a fool? r/woooosh, fool


Briggan1561

the earth is round, though. It is still Euclidean Geometry.


Emotional-Stable8718

I dont know who Euclides was, but the earth is far from a perfect sphere if thats what you mean by round


Briggan1561

it's smoother than a cue ball in comparison.


LegendaryHooman

Isn't bismuth pretty straight?


C0dfitch

The horizon? (Over the ocean)


rbthegod003

i say we boycott google straight up


Complex_Aspect_114

But the golden rectangle


Housecatonfire_

Colorado casually being a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon: Hi there


GodofsomeWorld

Why does montana look like its smelling idaho?


Scoterman24de

r/confidentlyincorrect i didnt know taht the states were mate by nature