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MagmaticDemon

im trying to figure out if this is a joke about making strawberry bread without food dye or if it's actually a porn joke


CertainPlatypus9108

It's the colour of labia joke. I'm a male nurse working mainly doing csections. I've seen so many vulvas it's really strange how women can say circumcision is good for aesthetics. My god. The vulvas I have seen. Horrific


Stikkychaos

So that's what staring into the abyss is like. Do they wink?


CertainPlatypus9108

Are you a child? Vaginas move a great deal when women laugh or cough. 


Electrical-Adversary

It’s what’s on the inside that counts.


CertainPlatypus9108

Me


AkronOhAnon

And OOP will never be inside one.


CertainPlatypus9108

Why for saying vulvas can be hideous?


RepairEffective9573

💀


MagmaticDemon

yeah i was thinking it could possibly be that


Critical_Concert_689

> women can say circumcision is good for aesthetics cosmetic labiaplasty happens just next door from you.


CertainPlatypus9108

Yeah and it's wrong. And also not the whole problem. Genitals are great fun and they look weird 


Spider-Flash24

https://i.redd.it/zcks1k07043d1.gif


Clear-Foot

What a strange comment…


NothingKnownNow

>I've seen so many vulvas it's really strange how women can say circumcision is good for aesthetics. Some guy said he was pro circumcision because loose skin grossed him out. I guess that's one way of saying you've never seen a vagina.


CertainPlatypus9108

Vulva. If you're going to be all high and mighty. Vulva. Vagina is the hole


Fit-Capital1526

They aren’t mutually exclusive. Every parent at the party would notice


sashenka_demogorgon

If this is what it looks like then that’s a sign to stop fucking the corpses from house fires


Spiritual-Cupcake818

JESUS CHRIST


Salite_M3guy

I don't get it. Am i stupid? https://preview.redd.it/1c61nznym03d1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b43276bc9e2a48f7f982468b3ce24d1ad0c4fa1


SisterShenanigans

The cakes are supposed to be vaginas. A certain brand of boys insist those ought to be pink in colour, as darker labia, which a lot of women have, are inferior at best, or off putting at worst. So they expected to see pink, and are disappointed to learn this is not the case. Which is funny, as the folks comparing vajayjays to cakes, are the same ones who refuse to go down on a woman, because pleasuring your partner is a feminine trait.


macedonianmoper

Oh it's just about dark vaginas, I was finding it really hard to understand how you'd accidently sleep with a black woman or something.


th3tavv3ga

Chinese incels think having too much sex will make pussy dark


TheBritishEmpyr

Chinese people when dark pussy: 😱


SisterShenanigans

Now THAT is a new one for me! Who said this sub isn’t educational?!!?


Intrepid_Lynx3608

That was my idea exactly. While no doubt there’s a certain intersection of incels and guys that would never date or sleep with black women, it wouldn’t make that much sense if these are supposed of be average porn addicts because the average man is likely to find beautiful women of all races


fireflyf1re

Pleasuring your partner is a feminine trait..?? Is that actually how some people think, what the hell


Shy_005

Well I assume these are the same people who believe women can’t reach a climax at all


RepairEffective9573

No


SisterShenanigans

Apparently so. Not sure if they truly feel that way, or are just lazy, but quite frankly, I don’t care.


Intrepid_Lynx3608

If being reasonable (and not in a “men are just so much more logical than women” way) agreeable, caring and loving a woman for her personality as well as her physical beauty are feminine traits then fine, whatever, guess I’m feminine despite the fact that I still display a lot of other traditionally masculine traits like protectiveness, being a hard-worker, stubborn where it’s reasonable, trying to execute emotional discipline and other things. TL;DR don’t let a bunch of insecure grabasses tell you what is or isn’t masculine based on their silly, narrow-minded and narcissistic worldview. If after all compromise and negotiation is a feminine thing from their point of view, why would you ever sell yourself short to prove yourself to them? You will always be viewed as lesser than, even if you conformed to them because you had to be made into an “alpha” by compromising with them anyways. Unless you were born that way they’d never see you as an equal.


RepairEffective9573

>are the same ones who refuse to go down on a woman, because pleasuring your partner is a feminine trait What is bro talking about here. This is the first time in my 21 years of living terminally online that I've heard this.


Rallon_is_dead

There was a Twitter post that went around where a guy was saying that eating a girl out was emasculating or some shit. "Sucking her metaphorical dick", to paraphrase.


RepairEffective9573

Didn't DJ khaled say something like that


SisterShenanigans

I, as a certified real life woman, can assure you that not only have I read that kind of discourse, I have encountered not 1, but 2 male specimens who actually refused on those grounds. They did not disclose that after being asked to reciprocate, of course. Now, if it ain’t for you, you don’t HAVE to, and it’s not a transaction. Still, the attitude and timing make it shittier than anal after a dinner date at Taco Bell. Don’t be a wussy, eat a damn pussy* *all the usual regulations concerning consent apply


Spiritual-Cupcake818

Smh no, I need me’s a munch


LeonidasTheRealKing

https://i.redd.it/rytbal11v03d1.gif


Yaboy51frl

Its kind of ironic how they confuse "incels" with "coomers"


monsterahoe

Significant overlap


ActlvelyLurklng

Okay, but what do I get after the 5 seconds? What's in it for me?


DirtyPerty

Disney edition.


AkronOhAnon

Why? Was it a redhead?


Some_Stoic_Man

My pussy pink, my booty hole brown


dante69red

ok explain the meme then


Bobthreetimes

It’s strawberry bread, so you think it’s gonna be red / pink, but it’s actually just brown without the food coloring


CohesiveMocha34

except that that IS the joke lmao wdym stop having a porn addiction. OP why dont you explain what it means then lol


CaptainHalloween

Is it wrong the first thing I thought of was “FEED me Seymour!”?


Stikkychaos

FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG


TheGoodOlAlt

Hey it kinda looks like a-


RepairEffective9573

Fortnite battlepass


doubleCupPepsi

Eww no. Find a better game to play, please.


RepairEffective9573

I don't play it actually


aAt0m1Cc

r/redditmoment


Dobber16

“Find a better game” no, it’s fun and dumb and had avatar mechanics for a bit. Couldn’t ask for more from a video game designed to just be dumb brain-off fun


Dat_yandere_femboi

My fatass thought that was ice cream until I took a better look, saw it was bread, and read the title


tea-123

I know some folk do bum hole bleaching but is there even such thing as vag bleaching?


Daedalus_Machina

Isn't porn addiction the necessary component of the joke?


LameImsane

Discolored and gray areas too. 🤢🤢


monsterahoe

< 6” 🤮🤮🤮🤮


ForceOk6039

it do be pussying doe


RobertXavierIV

I don’t get it


Endbounty

I don’t get it


Bioth28

I mean cake is cake, though strawberry cake is just better than chocolate


Bioth28

Unless I’m misreading this joke


Altruistic_Ad_303

no


[deleted]

ok maybe this is just me being a virgin, but I don't feel like this joke is an easy one to understand in any sense.


Sareth_garrett

i'm starting to see why one of my friends is gay


fflaminscorpion

Carrot cake sounds nice right now ngl


StephenHawking432

Stop complaining about porn jokes for 5 seconds


Classic_Elevator7003

Oh shit, the netflix adaptation of sex just dropped


Multidream

Ill be honest, I am also too dumb to get the joke. Wtf is the og meme supposed to be?


Im_an_Applefucker

This is literally a sex joke, how could they not take this any other way???


GrowYourConscious

Wait, do people actually think female genitalia are all pink, regardless of race and skin tone? No that's not true and if most men prefer pink, that's fine and not your problem.


Dj_Simon

Poosay Cake Bottom Text


Aggressive-Story3671

It’s racism time again.


TheFandom-Freak

Homie, you just don't get the meme. Not racsim.


RepairEffective9573

No, it was a worn shoe joke