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realester453

Please for the love of god tag this as NSFW


Just-Round9944

I find it funny that some people browse reddit on their work computers and occasionally stumble across such posts because some OP forgot to tag it NSFW.


realester453

It isn't necessarily work related, some people (me included) don't like to be jumpscared by a runny shit


Just-Round9944

I use this app exclusively for the runny shits.


realester453

https://preview.redd.it/yb7pvtxygawc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece2febb5a56ad6c2c028fcbcb3597db0f75fbbb


Buddy-Matt

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see


Centaurious

The worst for me are people posting injury pictures. I don’t care if it’s not something severe Id at least like the option to choose to see it or not …


Commercial-Bar-1159

You do have a choice. You can be an adult and choose to stay off reddit if you wish


Centaurious

Or people can be considerate and use an NSFW tag when posting something like that outside of dedicated gore and injury subreddits


AdvancedGrab4228

If a little poop scares you , then you should not be on the internet.


StormyHospital

It’s not that it scares them, it’s that it’s uncomfortable. You wouldn’t wanna see a big fat lump of shit while you’re busy eating or relaxing, would you? I wouldn’t.


BNG1982

I pay extra for my table to be placed in the men’s restroom at buffets. Don’t paint us all with one long, soft, moist, brown brush.


StormyHospital

I mean more power to you but I for one would not like to have a shitty meal


Consistent_Hamster43

How much extra?


BNG1982

$10 for McDonald’s, $1,000 for Chipotle/Taco Bell 😤. Money is nothing to me.


Consistent_Hamster43

Wow you truly are a sigma male, can I buy your courses?


MilkDudCasserole

Well my wife sees me every night at dinner and doesn’t complain.


WatercressSad6395

That is not just a little poop but I agree..


SacTownPatriot

SAME.


Kitchen-Ad-1146

I press images marked nsfw because i don’t think through or read and just imagine it’s some meme 😭😭😓


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realester453

Aight, remove the tag, ImmaNotCrazy has issued a statement /j


NoodlesToilet

it is


realester453

https://preview.redd.it/9sh0ghu4yawc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c15e86a7f945ca22f763bc3866626822c694de5


xannndaddy

Fabric seats should never be used for public transportation


Bennington_Booyah

Also not for casino slot machine chairs- I saw all kinds of "remains" on some of those seats.


Skippypal

A little piss and shit isn’t going to stand between me and making it big


Faifainei

Making a big shit or money?


Skippypal

both


haleynoir_

Idk why but when I read your comment the first thing I thought of was 🎶 "I'm a little bit countryyy, I'm a little bit piss n' shit" 🎶


Skippypal

😂 oh my gosh I can hear it haha! That is wild


OkSyllabub3674

Sounds like someone wanted to mark their preferred machine and deter competition from winning their jackpot... Sadly it would be an effective deterrent for me and I would have to sit outside of its smell radius..🤢


Paddiboi123

In other words, they did you a favor. What a great upstanding citizen.


leena615

Remains would be the right word I worked at a casino and people die there all the time


Buddy-Matt

Fabric seats should never be used for public defecation*


Vaanced

Why


Thebiggestbot22

Can’t clean them properly. For example this shit on the seat. That’s gonna leave a disgusting stain


Carsatan

Plastic overall is better for cleaning, you can literally just spray down everything with sanitizer, fabric is much harder to sanitize


AlwaysBeClosing19

Did they not have pants on?


louser0w0

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has this question


sh4olinshadowboxer

They got a one way ticket to brown town


xlted27

🏆 Can’t give awards, but here you go.


Chimkinmcnugs

Hold down the upvote(edit: it’s no even eligible mb)


sh4olinshadowboxer

Thank you sir


Nash_Ben

Animals. People doing this are friggin animals.


SillyLavishness9637

honestly i hope the person was blackout drunk or just not in their right mind because doing this fully sober or on purpose? honestly sick


[deleted]

Blackout drunk isn't even an excuse. If a person can't not shit in anything that isn't a working toilet when drunk, that person shouldn't get to drink alcohol.


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Intelligent_Event_84

You indoor shitting elitists are unreal


matchoo_23

Humans are an animal. Yes


Effective_Respect613

Correct, people are animals


TullyQuinn

This is pretty far beyond 'mildly' infuriating


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

Like WAAAAAAY beyond.


ChiefTestPilot87

Like biohazard


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

Shit hazard


[deleted]

That’s straight up butter chicken


Straight-Grape6530

well I WAS craving butter chicken


[deleted]

Just a little more emphasis on the ‘er chicken’ to balance things out


[deleted]

well yuck - They forgot the Naan.


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

They didn't leave the naan?


[deleted]

Naan managed to find her way off the bus on this occasion


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

Can't have butter chicken without naan. Damn shame.


jaminotjelly

LMFAOOOO


[deleted]

Mud pies


queefcommand

![gif](giphy|XIsdC4jJOpHVYcfGnD|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Lmao that face


Alex_X-Y

Also having one... https://preview.redd.it/385ce7mv5awc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf5c2555cbe16c6ca6c4a04739b58f8f23b36ba


xannndaddy

That’s it!! I’m never sitting down on the bus again


Alex_X-Y

It's in a train


xannndaddy

I see that now… I was too distracted by the 💩


Alex_X-Y

Understandable


crumble-bee

These people need to take notes on each others diets and each do 50% of what the other is doing


reallyryan-1899

Throw away the whole train


lewpardalew

He was constipated


Best__Kebab

Not constipated enough.


PowerfulTip4702

No way it’s in Luxembourg no?


Alex_X-Y

Germany


PowerfulTip4702

Ok bcs it’s the same in Luxembourg


Alex_X-Y

The picture was sent to me so I don't have details, but I'm pretty sure it's the interior of a BR425.


Royal_Mud8505

I love čd (looks like čd at least


Alex_X-Y

Nope. It's a DB BR425


Royal_Mud8505

Ah, deutsche bahn. I have some very “good” experiences with them


OldWinter4

![gif](giphy|l1EtlhAXY8CGt3tLO|downsized)


manolid

I'll never understand why people see feces then decide to take a picture of it.


[deleted]

i'll never understand why people see an impressively gigantic shit and not decide to take a picture of it


maqryptian

nah, that fits r/extremelyinfuriating.


Independent-Two5778

From that diaper?


def_tom

Sir, this is r/MILDLYinfuriating. That is majorly infuriating.


squirellsinspace

so glad I don’t have to take the bus anymore


SquidsAlien

You have a slightly odd idea of the meaning of "mildly", in my opinion!


[deleted]

This Ain’t mildly infuriating this is plain bullshit


wrenkells

I actually think it's human shit.


PeterG92

Why did I click on this


Weardly2

I pity the guy that has to clean that. Looks like fabric covering that seat.... That's really unfortunate.


SecretSelenex

Damn, this reminds me of a school trip from high school. So this guy Vinnie was always partying, including on school nights. The morning of the trip, he turns up wearing sun glasses, barely managing to conceal the fact he isn’t sober from the teachers. Turns out Vinnie was still drunk, high, and his ass was about to cause some serious carnage. He falls asleep at the back of the bus and we were all assaulted by the horrific smell of roadkill mixed with Taco Bell. He had violently shit his pants and it was seeping out. The funny thing was he was still asleep. We had to pull over and people were gagging. I think one girl threw up. He just wouldn’t wake up and our teacher had to physically shake him awake. By that point he had pissed himself too. RIP to his dignity and reputation.


Steak-n-Cigars

Don't zoom in....


Buddy-Matt

https://preview.redd.it/7ckrigr8pawc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ea541c1c97deba4cbd66bb7f1a0c3054b96b63


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Lmao grossssss


[deleted]

High speed rail to flavor town.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Damn thats a big load.


[deleted]

Sorry, I had 4 cans of beans last night.


[deleted]

bet it felt good though when you gotta go, you gotta go.


[deleted]

I don't want to see this *shit...* lol


coddlebottle

People like this is why we need plastic/metal seats


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

This is not mildly infuriating!! This is extremely infuriating


LegitimateIlliterate

Oh 💩


Do-not-respond

Fudgey...


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

I responded


Do-not-respond

Wow, what a pair you must have...lol .


MarionberryCute5143

My question is…how? and why? Did they casually just pull their pants down and decided to squat and take a dookie? Nasty.


GurImaginary1324

This has got to be shitposting.


Bored_Boi326

This why we can't have cushion bus seats and one wrong move and that shit is going to splatter against the leg of some dude standing next to it


al3442

![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)


lomermoso

That’s not mild


ilovewinwin

I was eating☹️


ConfidentDaikon8673

Now you have chocolate ice-cream foe dessert


ilovewinwin

yum!


ConfidentDaikon8673

:)


Life_x_Glass

Dah fuk did they eat!?


Plus_Success_1321

Real suffering is not known


SmokingSauce

It was you, wasn't it? You did this, didn't you, OP?


MagicGrit

Yea. That’s a shit


moBEUS77

Noyce!


crumble-bee

I have never, ever done a poop that looked remotely like that


Nomercylaborfor3990

I have when sick


Mrozozoz

Shit happens


CornSeller

for love of god, why would they shit on the bus seat just like that. we are evolving backwards


306metalhead

That's shitty


greenpartofthewound

they even had toilet paper with them


Legitimate-Corgi8401

Why is this only mildly infuriating? Some people must be stronger than I am 😂


Difficult_Unit6661

Bro had to go real bad huh?


DarthArtero

![gif](giphy|71njGFckv0iIAE1aWW)


Goji04

I regret to unblur this Post!


lnbelenbe

There’s a way to blur it first? Tell me how please lol.


Goji04

First go to your Profile, then click on Feed Options. There you can see the Options for 18+ Posts


lnbelenbe

Thank you


GazizProg

Settings -> Blur NSFW images


lnbelenbe

Thank you


Far-Ad6659

well this is just a shitty thing to do.


_piece_of_mind

Just vile


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

OMG THATS A WHOLE SHITE 🤢😂


harleendavidson

How is this only MILDLY infuriating?


Open_Fly_5901

Busses can be really bumpy. Shook it right loose it did.


EnRohbi

On the aisle seat too. They shat proud.


russ8825

![gif](giphy|3o6EhO6UIgm2xiZncA)


JoshTheRoo

This is the shit that gets plastic seats installed


Additional_Equal_960

![gif](giphy|LycfkVG4L6x0Y|downsized)


Take_Drugs

Why did I zoom?!?…


literally_batman13

Wtf I wasn't expecting to see a watery turd on my recommended feed today


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

I have a feeling that this was one of those fart gambles that didn't pay off


HM02_High

That was probably the last shit they had to give. Be grateful.


Sacklayblue

To be fair it does look like it was an emergency


MatiBScraft

Those bus seat patterns can hide how dirty the seat is usually but they ain't gonna hide it here


[deleted]

this could be a picture of someone’s spilled lunch. we really have no idea.


Express-Midnight-534

Holy hell


EquipmentForsaken831

My girlfriend makes me wear inside clothes and outside clothes because “what if a homeless man shit on the bus”. …. She must never know that she was right.


CanaDoug420

I mean that looks like someone who could t hold it


gringo-go-loco

Looks like the poo someone left in the street near where I lived and covered it in leaves. I was on a brunch date with my gf and slipped in it. All over my jeans and shoes. Date over.


Matteblackandgrey

This is slightly more than mildly infuriating


IXMandalorianXI

This is the funniest shit (pun intended) I've seen all day.


Suspicious-Mark-1398

Coulda at least put the seat belt on


moody_mop

…do you guys think this gets cleaned enough after?


SavingsTonight4223

No


Future_Ad5505

Bus man's holiday.


bigby2010

No TP? I have questions


Disastrous-Idea-666

Posts like this are why I sometimes regret unblurring NSFW posts.


OopsIDidItAgainO_o

💩 happens. Glad I'm not there! ![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


OkTower4998

FREE LUNCH!


Awkward-Ad4942

Sorry about that


reallyryan-1899

For fuck sakes


IncompleteEmotion

Get the Fritos… Put some sour cream and jalepenos on top.. we got ourselves a delicious FREE chili!!!!


KnownBarnMucker

Only mildly infuriating though


Prestigious_Oven7061

And you decided to stop and take a picture of it.


MrsAnteater

Reminds me of the person who took a dump on the store shelf at the grocery store I worked for. Feral.


[deleted]

I bet it smelled


chandlerd8ng

Enfuriating


LargeMerican

That's so cool 😎 Hopefully they're ok. The consistency isn't right and the noises are weird.


BloodyRightToe

This is exactly what I think about when idiots go on about how we need more public transportation.


slggg

We do in fact need better public transportation