Fun fact: there's a species of shrimp called sexy shrimp
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Yeah I can just see her looking at her computer screen, in the dark, just appreciating their big beady eyes and how they remind her of the ones she used to pull off her stuffed animals.
I cut off all contact 3 months ago after she had spiraled out of control mentally, and attempted to take her own life. Towards the end, I was afraid that I might end up wanting to do the same myself if I hadn't gotten out of the relationship. I'm now currently in the healthiest relationship of my life lol.
Amen to that. Made the same mistakes. Things only really got better once I stepped back from dating for a year and asked myself where I went wrong and how I could improve myself.
I always used to tell myself that it was important to be comfortable being single. Turns out I'm a bit too comfortable with it, to the extent that I've still only had one relationship, 20 years ago 😂
Nothing wrong with that so long as you’re happy with it! But if you were wanting to get back out there, having 20 years of introspection can go a long way towards finding someone that’ll be exactly what you’re looking for in a partner. Whatever you decide, you got this.
I have the image, so therefore, you can have it. Merry Christmas!
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I’ll be honest, if my ex sent me that, I would send it back. That’s funny as fuck LMAOOO did she send it to your work email too?? That makes it even better AHHAHA report it to your cybersecurity team, tell us what they think of it, LMAO
so im guessing you didn't end on good terms
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Lmao https://preview.redd.it/332l7fi7kt0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778eee0266544a1e347af83ec0df047327a4724d
OP send this back
Please send this back, OP.
Op, send this back now.
OP, you MUST send this back now!
OMFG OP SEND IT BACK NOW!
Op :3 NOW
Has OP sent it yet?
I don't think so ):
Soooo it's been 3 hour OP you sent this yet?
Why hasn’t the OP sent this back?!
If OP replies with this, the sexual build up will be too much between them
😂😂😂😂
And someone’s getting crabs
Maybe they should look at prawn together
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These are so fucking funny 🤣
She is one in a krillion https://preview.redd.it/r0ybs12nzs0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a252c8322a3950b2126c2053fd3e51ccf482dc3
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I don't know why, but it's even funnier that it's in Spanish
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When did google translator get that bad? The translation should be more like: Boy, asking for penis is not a game
I don't know what's wrong with their app but it translated correctly for me: [link](https://i.imgur.com/XjsZTUl.png)
I now know what Charlie meant by "iconic shrimp glow"...
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I dunno, she seems pretty shellfish.
I am Krillnough.
Award???? Are they back?!
"Not taking you back no matter how many sexy selfies you send to me"
…..Shellfies?
That's a little shellfish right?
Oh clam up
\*Sent to OP via Instaclam
You just had to mussel that in here
:::...username checks out..:::
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I read this in Sean Connery’s voice: Sheckshy shelfies.
Fun fact: there's a species of shrimp called sexy shrimp https://preview.redd.it/99zdf46wst0d1.png?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5503564ac8c80abac5453af2bc2aea85c7e33093
Who named them sexy shrimp and where are they
Probably whoever named a type of spider, Daddy Long Legs.
The circle of scientists and circle or kink friendly folks really intersects a lot huh
ooooh that's nasty ^^
How will she copepod?
To krill thyself
PREPARE THYSELF
THY END IS NOW!
JUDGEMENT
W E A K
DIE
CRUSH
AUGH . . .
...a visitor?
Indeed
Ahhhhh, free at last.
OFF THYSELF
Or not to krill thyself
That is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of krill and by opposing end them.
Thrill to Krill.
This is what's know as 'revenge prawn'
And to think you let her get away…
There are more krill in the sea
Nah. One in a krillion
Such a shrimple meme too.
Kinda seems like she’s either a true winner, or completely out of her mind. I’d bet the former
She strikes me as a Psycho Kriller. OP could do fa-fa-fa-far better.
THEY ADDED AWARDS BACK! WHAT!
Out of context that’s really funny
Honestly even with context I find it hilarious
The context is what makes it funny for me, she’s unhinged
Its so petty it circles back around to being funny for me.
Yeah I can just see her looking at her computer screen, in the dark, just appreciating their big beady eyes and how they remind her of the ones she used to pull off her stuffed animals.
you paint pictures with words
Unwelcome pictures
like when I think of my English teacher in a speedo or my swim coach in a sweater vest
And ONLY a sweater vest.
Depends on when OPs email was from. Could be that he sent some long ass email two days ago and this was her reply.
I cut off all contact 3 months ago after she had spiraled out of control mentally, and attempted to take her own life. Towards the end, I was afraid that I might end up wanting to do the same myself if I hadn't gotten out of the relationship. I'm now currently in the healthiest relationship of my life lol.
youre krilling it OP!
I sea what you did there.
Now you're just fishing for a compliment.
lol I wish we still had rewards. Have this piece of pizza 🍕
https://preview.redd.it/s7pdixnzlt0d1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66902eb585fbd2406612c5b23aae46e829258df8 Send this back to her OP.
Please don’t rely on a healthy relationship to “be ok”. Just done advice from someone who has done the same in the past, it tends to catch up with you
Amen to that. Made the same mistakes. Things only really got better once I stepped back from dating for a year and asked myself where I went wrong and how I could improve myself.
I always used to tell myself that it was important to be comfortable being single. Turns out I'm a bit too comfortable with it, to the extent that I've still only had one relationship, 20 years ago 😂
Nothing wrong with that so long as you’re happy with it! But if you were wanting to get back out there, having 20 years of introspection can go a long way towards finding someone that’ll be exactly what you’re looking for in a partner. Whatever you decide, you got this.
Tell her “stop flirting with me, I’m taken”
"There's other fish in the sea..."
Lmao okay then, well getting this meme email out of the blue is kind of hilarious with this context. Glad you're in a better place
Hit her with the "bruh 💀"
After 3 months your already dating ???
They said they cut off contact 3 months ago, not that the breakup happened 3 months ago. They could’ve been in touch for awhile after the breakup.
It’s not unhinged it’s just legitimately hilarious
I think the context is what makes it funny, the meme by itself is only mildly amusing.
what if OP is allergig to shrimps...? That would make context *deadly* hilarious.
Her meme game so good I'd be thinking "I can fix her."
i'm crying, this is fucking hilarious OP. curious to know how old y'all are because that could elevate the sheer comedy of this situation
She’s 62.
And her name Albert Einstein.
It’s true, I was the krill
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I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing at this
OP was not expecting this reaction from a bunch of us.
Yeah it’s fucking hilarious, and I think I started laughing even more when I realized which sub I was on.
I’m sorry OP, that sounds awful but I couldn’t help the snort that came out because what the hell is that image??
I have the image, so therefore, you can have it. Merry Christmas! https://preview.redd.it/3jgon8egct0d1.png?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e7a06a1bea92707b659bb2b9f3cbd57ca6af00
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It's one in a krillion
Everything about this is hilarious
She wants back. Just look how bad meme that is
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Good God
I almost passed out laughing, thank you for this
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I’m sorry, what tf is that text at the top
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She is krillin it 
I might just be high but this "not available" gif goes hard
Not as shrimple as you'd think
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It is if you’re a little shellfish
Don't be so crabby
I just want to know why you put a comma where you did.
Why does, that matter?
This is funny as shit though
i found it funny. what did you do to her man?
He lobster and never flounder.
I didn’t think my dad had reddit
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Why tf that look like mark zuckerburg
Google en prawnsant
Holy mackerel!
Holy krell
I'm stealing this image to send to my friends
That's decent shitposting
Sorry OP but the masses have spoken, this is objectively hilarious
Send them this back 
Please do this
This is actually mildly hilarious
The one that got away
Showed this to my teenager and he said “huh, shrimple as that” and now I can’t stop laughing.
"so you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
You're telling me a crab ran and gooned at the same time?
So your ex sent you unsolicited prawn?
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I’ll be honest, if my ex sent me that, I would send it back. That’s funny as fuck LMAOOO did she send it to your work email too?? That makes it even better AHHAHA report it to your cybersecurity team, tell us what they think of it, LMAO
The sentence structure of this post is infuriating
Don't you, like, unnecessary commas, in, sentences bro
How else, am I supposed to denote me, breathing
It's the only part of the post that could be considered infuriating.
If you still live rent free in her head, that's a really shitty eviction notice.
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Photoshop your face onto a shrimp then send it back saying “I’ve been krilled”
My ex wife would send this to me if she saw it 😂
Is her aim getting better?
https://preview.redd.it/nal78cgb8t0d1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbeded7b1991294e903f8fe5765a60484af51b57 sorry..
She has a sense of humour atleast
Op, I am so sorry this made me laugh
Pay no attention to her shellfish demands.
Ha you need a sense of humor. That's hilarious especially since it was emailed instead of a text.
What a strange use of a comma.
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so im guessing you didn't end on good terms https://preview.redd.it/0n2x0bw11u0d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023ae2e9dde3f35b20f9312a169a901092eb3c6a
If you let this infuriate you then you’re soft shelled
Idk how this is supposed to be mildly infuriating that's just comedy
I like your ex
*“I shrimply can’t believe you’ve done this.”*
A new meme has been born. Krilliones will be pleased by this news.
No I’m sorry this is funny.
You fumbled that one my guy
I’m immediately sending this to my friend (just the portion in the email not the context) because gods it’s so stupid it’s funny
Thought this was the shitpost subreddit lmao
She tryna fuck
I dunno, I can’t really get mad at a meme made from Happy Feet 2.
Yo what's her email I like her memes
She’s flirting with you.
Wait I still have my ex's email
"Thanks, I'll take that under adviselement"
Yeah sorry bud but this is funny