Indeed; also, this device looks like the metal used (if it’s even metal) is too light to have the intended effect, so probably something like a tin or aluminum alloy of some sort.
It's all plastic probably
Alluminium stuff its valued at minimum 4 dollars and above on AliExpress (I spent 1 week looking for sturdy phone stands there)
I think you nailed it, after watching it with the sound on. This sounds like steel, and you can barely make out visually that it is slightly too short by like micrometers.
It's usually a zinc alloy. They mix zinc with whatever scrap metal they have at that moment, and sometimes they've got lead.
It's like a lucky dip, you don't know what you'll get.
I like to picture my Jesus as a white dude drinking old granddad wearing a maga hat. He’s in the vip section with Mel Gibson and Trump jr and they’re doing ALL the cocaine.
He’s wearing a shirt that says “no fatties or poors”
Doesn’t seem like American Christians understand that
It’s almost as if they just made up a myth and pick and choose the parts they want to use as a weapon to dominate and intimidate people.
Christians are a danger to western civilization.
They caused the fall of the Roman Empire.
They’re trying it again in my country.
Ok then wheee does Jesus life gay people?
Not England.
Not South America.
Not Russia.
Not Africa.
Are you in Antarctica? Is penguin Jesus cool with gays?
Typos are cardinal sins I guess. Avoid the question anyway you can.
I expect this much from religious people. Because they’re inherently dishonest.
They lie to themselves the most.
The mobile site def has some problems.
Between the config management and the lack of for some features I’m forced to log out and log in to keep it working periodically.
The classic desktop site is still good, imo
I can't tell if this is satire or you're being serious.
Either way, I hope life gets better for you. Maybe one day the wound that caused you to desire to talk down to people will heal, and you can feel at peace with the differences between people's beliefs and take joy in knowing people are following what makes them most happy and comforted
Take care, stranger on the Internet. I hope you heal ❤️❤️❤️🥰
Just to be clear so you'll understand, since I don't think you can otherwise. You are being downvoted for acting like mentally ill, not because you are not christian.
I don’t want upvotes.
I just want to piss off religious people.
Mission accomplished.
Religion is a divisive thing as documented by thousands of years of human history.
You are no atheist if you think it unites people.
But that kind of lie is normal for religious dinguses
While I do tend to agree with what you're saying here, I strongly feel you are missing the fact that a door hinge is a mechanical device that allows two objects to rotate relative to each other about an axis of rotation. The most common type of hinge is the door hinge, which is used to attach a door to a frame. Hinges work by rotating about an axis, which allows the two objects that are attached to the hinge to move relative to each other. The axis of rotation can be either internal or external to the hinge.
Don't have a dog in the fight, but I would say anyone that is tortured and willingly crucified with the belief that it's for the greater good of humanity is a certified badass. At the very least, not a qualified wimp.
I didn't say I believe it. Given that they're both fictional characters, I figured I'd play along.
>Hail Satan, may our dark lord wrap you in his cloak of wisdom and guide you from the forest of ignorance from which you are a prisoner.
>Jesus was a wimp, which is why all tough guy Christians don’t act like him.
>Take your stupid magical thinking elsewhere.
All that right there, crazy. Don't project that on me, that's you. I'm 100% my own god and king, that's why my diks lawng.
Ok. Wow.
You had me at
> I'm 100% my own god and king, that's why my diks lawng.
I apologize for any offense I gave you.
I respect you a lot for this one sentence.
I mean that earnestly with all sincerity.
I am sorry for being a dick to you and assuming you were some moron.
Truly.
lol is that your Christianity?!
You; “my god is so powerful I’ll send a retired football player to beat you up for talking shit”
Your god is weak. Your faith in him is even weaker if me talking shit makes you resort to third hand threats.
Your Jesus is a bitch.
You worship a god that needs you for him to exist.
You hide behind celebrities you don’t know acting hypothetically.
What does that make you? Christ like? lol. Yeah as I said.
Jesus was a a bitch. Couldn’t even fight. I saw that movie. Got his ass kicked.
😎
Bro is this your internet tough guy stance?
“If you ran into Tim Tebow in a dark alley you wouldn’t have the guts to tell the truth because Tim Tebow is my attack dog and he’ll beat you up in that dark alley because Tim Tebow is my spirit animal”
F you and the horse you rode in on you stupid person.
Your beliefs are foolish. You are a waste of resources.
Omg you’re an embarrassment to our species.
Even your god thinks you’re a mistake.
While in his selfish plot to overthrow heaven, Lucifer got his ass handed to him by the Archangel Michael, an Angel being ranked second lowest of 9 Angel types in Christianity. He didn't make it past the second of the 3 lowest order's of Angel. Not only would Satan be harmless to Jesus in some hypothetical fight, Jesus wouldn't even give into the temptations, and simply show him forgiveness. Which is something you should give a try.
None of what you said is true.
Satan loves us.
Jesus only loves the sexy ones among us.
It’s why he’s in the gym all the time.
Those are good time gatekeeping abs.
Do you have a six pack? No?!
Don’t worry Satan still loves you
😎
Dance puppet.
You’re not following Christ anymore. (Not with that potty mouth!)
You’re following ME
Hail Satan
Turning the other cheek is so much less satisfying than uncorking your rage, huh?
Yes. Give into your anger. Let your facade of righteousness slip off.
*You should see the crap*
*They send you on temu. half the*
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Of course it is. Consumers are the ones that make it possible for the dirty guys to get their pockets full with this. Even my 3 month old baby would know that you cannot get an honest product for only 1$.
Not all products, but most have higher prices, because of the supplier, who you have to pay the original price of the product. But if the product is cheap af, that just means that someone's missing their wage.
Yes, it is, the fuck are you on about? This post isn’t even about the child labour, it’s about the finished product. If there was even so much as a hint towards child labour complaints in the original post yeah you’d have it, but there’s not, so you’re just a condescending fucking idiot.
https://preview.redd.it/lnhm5d0dvi9d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee7f69c7ddb938532795d2c6d879cd904614baaa
hah! we have the same one but mine actually works 😎
That is actually an amazing deal for 99 cents.
But always remember. If you wouldn't produce this item for that price... I suggest not buying it.
Some slaves had to produce it and didn't earn much or qnything at all.
No one should have great expectations after spending only 99¢.
I think its surprisingly good for 99 cent.
Turns out lead doesn’t bounce that well.
If that is pure lead it's a deal purely for the raw materials
Indeed; also, this device looks like the metal used (if it’s even metal) is too light to have the intended effect, so probably something like a tin or aluminum alloy of some sort.
It's all plastic probably Alluminium stuff its valued at minimum 4 dollars and above on AliExpress (I spent 1 week looking for sturdy phone stands there)
This... also maybe some hollow plastic/ metal balls that vary in densities fucking up the oscillations
The string is too short on the middle marble so it bounces up instead of transferring all the momentum to the next one.
I think you nailed it, after watching it with the sound on. This sounds like steel, and you can barely make out visually that it is slightly too short by like micrometers.
Probably just potmetal,
It's usually a zinc alloy. They mix zinc with whatever scrap metal they have at that moment, and sometimes they've got lead. It's like a lucky dip, you don't know what you'll get.
I think it hilarious you think it’s metal.
Hey, I had the caveat lol
Wait till you get a kid swallowing one and then see if the lead poisoning is still a good deal lmao
Lead, for that price, count me in.
Piss… But shit it was 99 cents.
Unless it’s an Arizona Ice Tea
i know a used bookstore that sells three classic novels for a dollar. dickens is right out, though
What you know about rocking a wolf on your noggin?
Considering each half life and portal game only cost me 99 cents I think my expectations are fine.
Is funny though
Then this is the wrong sub.
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what a bargain, you got yourself a metronome too
One of your balls is twisted, gently moved it back into position and it should function normally again.
That's what my urologist said.
Hey oohhh
You just made me burst out laughing at 1:30 am
Damn, i laughed at 1:30 am too
String is too short, not centered with the others so it bounces up.
Give yer balls a tug!
Fuck you shoresy
Instruction clear now I have testicular torsion
My brother in Christ, it is a 99 cent desk toy from AliExpress.
You should see his 99 cent desk.
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Redditors doing try to be “normal” challenge 😱 (impossible) (gone wrong)
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Brother 14 year old shouldn't really be on this site
The age restriction is 13
Hail Satan Jesus was a soy boy
Bro jesus was cool. He was a communist (give to the poor), a pacifist (turn the other cheek). And he definitely smoked weed
I like to picture my Jesus as a white dude drinking old granddad wearing a maga hat. He’s in the vip section with Mel Gibson and Trump jr and they’re doing ALL the cocaine. He’s wearing a shirt that says “no fatties or poors”
eh jesus was too cool for maga.
Doesn’t seem like American Christians understand that It’s almost as if they just made up a myth and pick and choose the parts they want to use as a weapon to dominate and intimidate people. Christians are a danger to western civilization. They caused the fall of the Roman Empire. They’re trying it again in my country.
God loves gay people too, my guy.
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I don’t fucking care about America dummy, I don’t even live there.
Ok then wheee does Jesus life gay people? Not England. Not South America. Not Russia. Not Africa. Are you in Antarctica? Is penguin Jesus cool with gays?
I don’t know “wheee” is he “life-ing” gay people, as I am not familiar with the word “wheee”
Typos are cardinal sins I guess. Avoid the question anyway you can. I expect this much from religious people. Because they’re inherently dishonest. They lie to themselves the most.
Still in your edgy phase?
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This website sucks lol
The mobile site def has some problems. Between the config management and the lack of for some features I’m forced to log out and log in to keep it working periodically. The classic desktop site is still good, imo
And I will pray for you, for Jesus loves you. ❤️ (How come is a comment about love being downvoted?)
he can’t love anyone. he is dead
He can’t love anyone, he’s not real
Hes very much real
Nah
well, someone of his likeness was around. I think there’s some evidence of that. he hung out with prostitutes and got sauced on wine
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Did someone hurt you, friend?
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Just a FYI, you’re a really bad troll
My brother in Satan, how can you feel this way? Did I hurt your feelings?
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if you join someone then are not free. your logic fails you
I can't tell if this is satire or you're being serious. Either way, I hope life gets better for you. Maybe one day the wound that caused you to desire to talk down to people will heal, and you can feel at peace with the differences between people's beliefs and take joy in knowing people are following what makes them most happy and comforted Take care, stranger on the Internet. I hope you heal ❤️❤️❤️🥰
Wow that’s a wall of passive aggressive text I won’t read. I hope you heal from your mental illness.
Just to be clear so you'll understand, since I don't think you can otherwise. You are being downvoted for acting like mentally ill, not because you are not christian.
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Says the one who wanted upvotes 💁, religion is a belief to unite humanity, even though I am an atheist I agree with it
I don’t want upvotes. I just want to piss off religious people. Mission accomplished. Religion is a divisive thing as documented by thousands of years of human history. You are no atheist if you think it unites people. But that kind of lie is normal for religious dinguses
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Good. It should be hard to read. If you tolerate magic thinking you need a rude awakening.
While I do tend to agree with what you're saying here, I strongly feel you are missing the fact that a door hinge is a mechanical device that allows two objects to rotate relative to each other about an axis of rotation. The most common type of hinge is the door hinge, which is used to attach a door to a frame. Hinges work by rotating about an axis, which allows the two objects that are attached to the hinge to move relative to each other. The axis of rotation can be either internal or external to the hinge.
How about Star Trek doors? Is there some kind of horizontal hinge?
Don't have a dog in the fight, but I would say anyone that is tortured and willingly crucified with the belief that it's for the greater good of humanity is a certified badass. At the very least, not a qualified wimp.
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I didn't say I believe it. Given that they're both fictional characters, I figured I'd play along. >Hail Satan, may our dark lord wrap you in his cloak of wisdom and guide you from the forest of ignorance from which you are a prisoner. >Jesus was a wimp, which is why all tough guy Christians don’t act like him. >Take your stupid magical thinking elsewhere. All that right there, crazy. Don't project that on me, that's you. I'm 100% my own god and king, that's why my diks lawng.
Ok. Wow. You had me at > I'm 100% my own god and king, that's why my diks lawng. I apologize for any offense I gave you. I respect you a lot for this one sentence. I mean that earnestly with all sincerity. I am sorry for being a dick to you and assuming you were some moron. Truly.
Bet you wouldn’t say that to Tim Tebow
Is that the dude who was too proud to be a tight end so he became a minor leaguer ? Tell him I said it would you?
Say it to his face in a dark alley, meet your maker
lol is that your Christianity?! You; “my god is so powerful I’ll send a retired football player to beat you up for talking shit” Your god is weak. Your faith in him is even weaker if me talking shit makes you resort to third hand threats. Your Jesus is a bitch. You worship a god that needs you for him to exist. You hide behind celebrities you don’t know acting hypothetically. What does that make you? Christ like? lol. Yeah as I said. Jesus was a a bitch. Couldn’t even fight. I saw that movie. Got his ass kicked. 😎
You wouldn’t even know what hit you lol
Bro is this your internet tough guy stance? “If you ran into Tim Tebow in a dark alley you wouldn’t have the guts to tell the truth because Tim Tebow is my attack dog and he’ll beat you up in that dark alley because Tim Tebow is my spirit animal” F you and the horse you rode in on you stupid person. Your beliefs are foolish. You are a waste of resources. Omg you’re an embarrassment to our species. Even your god thinks you’re a mistake.
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In a way, I sure as hell wouldn't go through even a fraction of that pain for pretty much anything, let alone a bunch of humans
While in his selfish plot to overthrow heaven, Lucifer got his ass handed to him by the Archangel Michael, an Angel being ranked second lowest of 9 Angel types in Christianity. He didn't make it past the second of the 3 lowest order's of Angel. Not only would Satan be harmless to Jesus in some hypothetical fight, Jesus wouldn't even give into the temptations, and simply show him forgiveness. Which is something you should give a try.
None of what you said is true. Satan loves us. Jesus only loves the sexy ones among us. It’s why he’s in the gym all the time. Those are good time gatekeeping abs. Do you have a six pack? No?! Don’t worry Satan still loves you
Not the brightest one in the room aren't ya?
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😎 Dance puppet. You’re not following Christ anymore. (Not with that potty mouth!) You’re following ME Hail Satan Turning the other cheek is so much less satisfying than uncorking your rage, huh? Yes. Give into your anger. Let your facade of righteousness slip off.
I hope you find your meds soon.
Even Newton is crying from laughing so hard
How are those kids who made it supposed to know what physics is they work like 15 hour days
99 cents is not infuriating, it's expected.
Looks like the middle ball is off center a bit.
Im laughing so hard. There was no quality control at all, because noone knew what this was supposed to do.
More like nobody cared. Those 99 cents were probably their pay for the entire day at the shop.
Bro its 99c, that they managed to MAKE and SELL this for 99c is already fucking impressive.
Just the packaging alone must have been 1/3 of the price.
Noodle processor
One of the balls is twisted you can see the string crossed on itself, I bet it works ok
its probably the stuff that failed quality control
Actually having a totally fucked up and unbalanced newton cradle is kind of a statement
You got more than your money's worth if you ask me
You get what you pay for.
OP also got their brain for .99 on a knockoff site
Yeah that's like, 100% your fault bud
I don’t feel bad for you
It's not enough to obey the law of conservation of energy
There's a lot of good stuff on AliExpress. Precision manufactured physics toys aren't one of them.
you should see the crap they send you on temu. half the price and half the balls
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OP IS A BOT!
got your moneys worth!
that thing can’t even physics correctly
imagine shopping on aliexpress
I love the people roasting op. It's mildly infuriating. Its supposed to be mild annoyances
perfectly balanced
How do you mess up a Newton's cradle?
By using balls that are too light/too small
tf were you expecting?
But it makes you look intelligent and someone of deep thoughts…
when it sounds too good to be true, on Aliexpress it always is (for a reason)
What were you expecting?
Fuck it. Un-newtons your cradle
they forgot to add physics
Cheapness broke physics lmao
I mean you bought shit. So don't expect it to operate like gold. 💩
That’s your own damn fault what? Why’re you mad. The antithesis of “you get what you paid for” lol.
There is child labour involved into something that doesn't even work. But it's the consumers fault, right?
Of course it is. Consumers are the ones that make it possible for the dirty guys to get their pockets full with this. Even my 3 month old baby would know that you cannot get an honest product for only 1$.
So yoy think buying the same product at 3x price on Amazon is honest money? People are peeing in bottles there.
Not all products, but most have higher prices, because of the supplier, who you have to pay the original price of the product. But if the product is cheap af, that just means that someone's missing their wage.
Yes, it is, the fuck are you on about? This post isn’t even about the child labour, it’s about the finished product. If there was even so much as a hint towards child labour complaints in the original post yeah you’d have it, but there’s not, so you’re just a condescending fucking idiot.
Someone really needs to wish you a nice day... Greetings - Fucking Idiot
I have the exact one on desk right now, Its cheap decoration. Not really balanced/weighted
Slightly magnetic?
😂😂
But. But. Beckham said they’re GRRRReeeeaaat!
I got the same thing for a birthday present, it was worse and that was all they gave me, the worst part is it apparently cost 12 dollars
Lmao. Sorry
empty balls
Are we sure this isn't user error? I don't think you're supposed to start it by dropping the ball from that high up.
People when they buy something from across the planet for less than the cost of a small soda and it's complete trash: 😲
https://preview.redd.it/lnhm5d0dvi9d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee7f69c7ddb938532795d2c6d879cd904614baaa hah! we have the same one but mine actually works 😎
In my class there is an exac one😂
Cheap lesson
You got 99 cents, but ain't no more
But shit, it was 99 cents
No
Are there any science nerdy guys who can explain why doesn’t this work?
You should just be pissed at yourself for buying this.
stop buying stuff from chinese scam platforms. stop giving them money.
That’s hilarious
Bro it’s only 99 cents don’t expect too much from it
Lmao imagine you play with one of these in a professional setting
Physix
It should be common sense that something that cheap isn’t going to be great quality
Ok that's hilarious
Wojak's Cradle.
This would never happen if you bought from Spencer's gifts
I’m curious if this could be fixed for maybe a few dollars more. Is it a balance issue?
No way! You bought cheap crap and you got cheap crap! Maybe, if you want quality products, you could, I don't know, spend more than 99 CENTS.
These things need to sit for a while before they work their best.
When you don’t buy from slave labor companies you get better quality things
Me when I buy garbage and I then get said garbage.
That is actually an amazing deal for 99 cents. But always remember. If you wouldn't produce this item for that price... I suggest not buying it. Some slaves had to produce it and didn't earn much or qnything at all.
When you skip functional testing
Chinese quality on display 💀
Nwtns Crdl
People in the comments really forgetting the MILDLY part
While somewhat true let’s be real when you spend less than a dollar on a toy like this can you expect decent let alone good quality?
You should be infurated by your own stupidity…
So, does it keep on moving or does it stop?
and why is this a bad product I don't get your point. it still functions.
that's not very rizz. that's not very rizz at all!