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behemiath

the 1/12 of an egg is killing me


Velveteen_Coffee

Maybe it's considered 'loaded' because they gave OP the bigger middle slice of egg and not the end stub.


behemiath

got the yolk and everything, what a bargain!!!


blackistheshade

Nuff sed!


Rey_Mezcalero

The guy that got just the sliver of white of the egg was way more upset 😂😂


shophopper

The toppings were sideloaded.


aquafina6969

I it’s loaded because OP gave them more money than it’s worth and now they are “loaded”


Fluffy-Rip1097

It's clearly the middle part of the egg..what is he complaining about?


KT7STEU

The egg is separated and put together as long tubes. There are only 'middle slices'. That's how industrialization does.


Upset_Researcher_143

Oh damn at first glance I thought that was some mustard and an onion


blackistheshade

So did I! 1 ring of onion, and a tiny blob of mustard lol!


lildebb

Me too! 😂


Two_Hump_Wonder

Wow I was like "egg, what egg where is it" that's crazy


Flybot76

I thought it was a meager slice of onion at first but instead it's a paltry slice of egg.


qtmcjingleshine

Not even a half. Just a slice


MuttLoverMommy01

A 10th of an egg 🤣


Drigg_08

Hahaha damn, I thought it was an onion ring. I went back to look for the egg. What a shame of a sandwich


vazpd

Loaded with bread!


MrmmphMrmmph

and disappointment.


PandaCheese2016

Loaded with mild infuriatingness.


VictorianWitch69

U stole my joke ;-;


MrmmphMrmmph

I'm willing to share the sentiment.


VictorianWitch69

At the end of the day we can all bond over this poor man’s suffering.


joeschmo945

![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


tobydg3

My first thought was literally "loaded with what, sadness?"


you_need_god_

Gas station egg sandwich type beat


Repulsive-Season-129

hey u dont gotta do gas stations like that, they got WAY better food than this


Jsteele06252022

Right? Some of the most STACKED sandwiches I’ve ever eaten have come from a gas station. Almost all toppings and minimal bread.


you_need_god_

Maybe it's dif in Canada, my guilty pleasure is gas station egg salad sandwiches with Doritos so in def not biased.


AmorFatiBarbie

https://preview.redd.it/hcye08pssx9d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d8c239ee5dae92930ef194cb10fc6834383b22a


ariolander

Japanese 7-11 style convenience stores are bangers.


beatlz

It was loafed, OP misread


Cultural-Morning-848

Loading*


Idiot91

Lol


Ambitious-Effect6429

Oh goodie, don’t eat it all in one bite!!


RobertXavierIV

I literally could


redditor0xd

The way that’s loaded should be illegal. Epitome of false advertisement.


samanime

It really should be. It is becoming crazy common too.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

In b4 "iT sAyS the WeIghT oN thE pAckAGe"


letithail1

I hate that I'm a grown man, college educated, and every time I see that word my brain pronounces it (ep-it-tome)


ExpresoAndino

what other way to pronounce it?


BetrayedBlueJay

Ep-it-oh-me instead of ep-it-tome


ExpresoAndino

WHAT? that makes no sense


Overseerer-Vault-101

A pit oh me


GialloBiafra191717

It is pronounced [ɪˈpɪtəmiː]. 'Ep-it-oh-me' is... no. My eyes are bleeding.


Setheyboy

Guys guys it’s pronounced epitome not epitome…


jaciro_08

Why is it framed like one of those “How fast food makes their food look delicious!” Videos 😭😭


thatguy2535

I like how they intentionally put the meat on the edge of the bread to trick people into thinking it has lots of meat and cheese, leaving the back half completely void of ingredients. Prepackaged gas station sandwich does the same shit. The triangle shaped black packaged sandwiches are so expensive and disappointing every single time


jaciro_08

Exactly it looks like they put two slices of turkey and one slice of cheese and split that in half 😭🙏 I guess the half of an egg stuck to the top makes up for the empty space!


CGPsaint

Placing all of the good stuff just around the open side of the sandwich should lower the credit scores of anyone involved in this abomination.


jaciro_08

😭😭😭


depalatatedbody

Come on op who sold you this "Loaded" sandwich.


thatthingisaid

Inquiring minds need to know


Smackdabinthefiddle

Name and _shame_


GChmpln

Time to name and shame so people can avoid places like this


OldManJeepin

ShrinkFlation man...Seeing it at Jersey Mikes now too! Def smaller sammiches these days!


__MilkDrinker__

This is straight malicious deception. This kind of bullshit should be treated as false advertising.


Totally_Not__An_AI

Not really "loaded" is very vague term used in marketing all the time. It's not false advertising because it isn't actually promising anything. You should know better then to trust marketing buzzwords by now. Do you really think that "best kebab" sells the best kebabs?


PatienceDryer

It's fucking $20 for a full sized sub at Jersey Mike's. I thought $12 was ridiculous a few years ago. They go national and suddenly portions plummet and cost skyrockets. I thought economies of scale were to be realized WTF IS GOING ON


Every-holes-a-goal

You’re getting fucked. How dare you ask for lube!


Rey_Mezcalero

Oil is an option for your sandwich


OldManJeepin

I know! I hate wasting all my points for free ones, knowing they are going to be smaller than the ones I bought to get the points! Waddya gonna do....?


Moderate_LiberaI

Uhh... no, this is Joe Biden's fault. And when we elect Trump he is going to call this "Jersey Mike" character and force him to lower his prices and make his sammis bigger. That's how it works right? s/


Complex_Deal7944

User name does not check out. Why does every post need to turn in politics?


Moderate_LiberaI

LOL. I mean "ShrinkFlation" is in itself a "political word" used by pundits and propagandists alike. I threw a sarcastic jab at the people blaming Biden for corporations greed raping us? C'mon now. And really, just take 15 minutes and look at just the grocers recent profits. Publix Supermarkets, a staple in the Southeast, just posted their profits a couple months ago. 2022 PROFIT: $2.9 Billion 2023 PROFIT: $4.3 Billion That's a FORTY NINE percent increase in profit on the backs of Americans already facing inflammatory price hikes. G GIVE ME A BREAK don't make it about politics LOLOL Edit: I also care to share that the Heiress to Publix funded hundreds of thousands of dollars into the J6 Insurrection, and she actually tried to throw over another million at it before being shut down. Thanks for everything you do Publix haha. ShirnkFlation and GreedRaption alike


BuyGroundbreaking832

Yeah, retail was quick to raise prices when their costs went up when supply chains went down due to covid, but they sure didn’t lower their prices when the supply chains were restored! It’s Greedflation! The companies are reporting record profits, multi-millions of dollar bonuses to CEOs, stock buybacks, giving out investor dividends, and, if you’re John Deere, you’re laying off employees. Capitalism is good, but it sure allows a lot of price gouging. And expecting CEOs to forgo the bonus they were going to buy their second yacht with to raise wages, is expecting a CEO to not be a sociopath. They all are—anybody with normal human empathy would not be able to lay off employees and be able to sleep at night just to line their own pockets.


BorntobeTrill

It's not *my* fault, so, sitting president makes sense to me. Fuck you Sweepy Joe! /s


TheInjuredBear

Jimmy John’s too, it like eating bread while imagining how it would taste with meat and cheese


Fickle-Deer7054

That's 25$ worth in canada right now


eltacticaltacopnw

It was meant to be https://preview.redd.it/0sc75n5onw9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e1fcb5e0a6c51735e253cfcea016448b1994e9


cosmitz

jesus christ new reddit is garbage.


Head-Jellyfish-4172

Sandwich came with a load of lies


Teakami

Loaded with lies and deceit.


roomedever

The fact that its arranged in a way that hides the emptiness unless you open it up is crazy


AmorFatiBarbie

* I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


_TiberiusPrime_

If that load was a bullet, it would be a blank.


Few-Statistician2547

Yeah, the employee was “loaded” when they made it. Enjoy! (*also please tip 50% as we cannot pay our employees a livable wage)


CakedayisJune9th

This shit should be blatant false advertisement and deception.


punto2019

Never understood why they do this. I never ever will return and the shop saved like 20 cents?


Tea_girl_D

Scamwich


Dry_Standard_1064

Hahaha.. Perfect


mekanub

Loaded chock full of disappointment.


NiceCunt91

Loaded with crushed dreams and expectations.


No_Engineer2828

Is that a slice of an egg?


panicnarwhal

more like a sliver of egg, but yes lol


MeltedCrayon67

It looks British


ConcessionyStand

Loaded alright, with disappointment


Kittay1016

Lunchabels?


Koopatrooper64

Front loaded like a tight asked teenager making splifs they gotta pass round!!


squidgytree

It's a front loaded sandwich


Atlusfox

But it's full. Just with disappointment.


Bank-Affectionate

It's more a sadwich


Simon_Ril3y

More like ejected sandwich


CipherWrites

How much?


alltorque1982

Thought this was a scotch egg for too long. Now I want a scotch egg with cheese and ham in it.


Bagofsmallfries

How much did that bad boy run you?


sejuukkhar

You ordered ham and cheese and got a bunch of bologna.


Expensive-Coast-3508

Loaded with BS


jkoudys

Capitalism breeds innovation! Like finding clever new ways to pretend a sandwich has more in it than it does. I'm curious what percentage of that bun is sawdust.


Nyarro

Loaded with disappointment :c


metdear

Loaded with lies!


Maiten_Prof

Ah yes, a layer of egg


dankyspank

It's loaded with disappointment


dabassmonsta

This was a well known tactic of British Rail in the 80s.


Finemage

what a pathetic little scam not to put a layer of cheese ham or egg in the inner part. oooh you saved 10 cents. Greedy ass companies.


hollowchord

That sammie is airport snack kiosk bad


NoParticular2420

Awful breakfast


Tpmbyrne

Imagine how much money they make from those


ToolPusher_

They fed you a load of sh*t is what that is


Sea_Distribution3052

Stop crying.


adamdoesmusic

That certainly is a chargeback.


justanordinaryguy71

If you paid more than 50 cents, you've been robbed by yourself.


MarkyRoll

If poverty was a sandwich:


Glittering_Raise_710

That sliver of egg is so unexpected and hilarious. I’m sorry OP the only thing they loaded was some smoke up your butt!


duncanidaho61

The egg is really the _piece de resistance_


MyNameJeff70707

Haha, I’m used to these sandwiches. I might not have a beard but…I’m…


Brown_Paper_Bag1

Thats loaded with disappointment


Slottech88

Loaded with LIES!


24_doughnuts

Loaded with lies


Efficient_Engine_509

Must be selling them to ants because that’s the only way it’s loaded lol.


MysteriousPark3806

Loaded with bullshit.


fourth_box

Dang ... leave some meat for me!


cmonster8z

Front loaded


Soggy-Log6664

They strategically put the contents around the edge to make it seem like more 😭 Must be in the handbook


Expensive_Prize_5054

Bruh where tf are you people eating at that sells food like this


Brok3nGear

Loaded with ragrets


Tasty_Phone9580

Are you at the fyre festival?


im-hippiemark

That's a roll, it's not even a flipping sandwich.


wherethe1

Why do people not inspect food that they buy. Seriously, I will never take a sandwich home until I check it first.


CoffeeAndElectricity

He’s got a great personality


Fueledbythought

The Yankees win because of their pinstripes, not mickey mantel (from: Catch me if you can)


Hiccup-92

Loaded in the front, empty in the back


jroostu

Lol, they gave you the demo!


SinSon2890

No point to going to fast food places anymore, the last few times we got tacobell there was like nothing in the damn tacos. We just make everything ourselves now. The closest to fast food we get is ordering a pizza pie...


SomeSamples

Are you in the bible belt, because that sandwich is loaded with hopes and prayers.


Anxious_Mango_1953

They love putting that shit at the front while the back is just bread hinge. Fucking bastards


South_Front_4589

It's more than mildly infuriating, it's deliberate deception. I get that it's nice to see what's inside, but it should be representative of the whole thing, not just showing what's in the first few bites around the edge.


par_anoid

my bf calls these “scamwiches”


Terrapin2190

A scamwich 🤣


my-love-assassin

Loaded full of BS!


black_orchid83

What did they think it was loaded with? Nothingness? I'm sorry. That sucks.


st90ar

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AbbreviationsAny3799

Nicely front loaded!😂


Dan_in_Munich

They’re not wrong; it’s just front loaded 😉


Fit-Look-7526

The guy making the sandwich was loaded so it is a loaded sandwich


Philly-4for4

Leftovers for days!!/s


FunSea2370

Wtf? Does the maker of this sandwich only see with 1 eye??


mearbearcate

That looks like its from a gas station. What did you expect💀


Endy15388

Real loaded huh?


PowderedMilkManiac

That just means the dude in the back was loaded when he threw it together.


Ok-Wrongdoer-4399

Loaded with hopes and dreams of being loaded?


ArrivalDry4469

Who even buys those soggy plastic wrapped sandwiches,food at home all the way. You will get more strategic over time and come up with ways that are convenient


bradrame

If disaster relief was a restaurant lol


xebt1000

There's a special place in hell for people who center fill sandwiches etc


blueOblueOblue

Loaded with regrets


DigitalDH

Pret a Manger in the UK were champions in doing this. Sandwich looks full, you open it and there is nothing. bonus: you payed a lot for this shit.


EsotericFrenchfry

Loaded with bullshit.


derp0815

Loaded with loads of sad.


GJCLINCH

I’m surprised they didn’t cut out some of the bread for their homemade croutons..


That_Broken_Toaster

He job one had


swapacoinforafish

Loaded with sadness


IneffectiveDamage

Load of crap maybe


nosrebnA

I mean, it is loaded with disappointment.


Jufy42

Looks to be loaded with disappointment


Jyitheris

Loaded with disappointment.


AnonBoi_404

Seriously front loaded that sandwich, hope you didn't pay any more than $1 for that piece of crap


GripChinAzz

A load of bullshit more like it


GatlingGun511

You gotta load it yourself


FujiMC

Okay bucko leave some for the rest of us


SithumKottearachchi

They meant 'loaded with emptiness'


Even-Funny-265

Loaded with disappointment


Acceptable-Factor386

It’s loaded with get well wishes and love. They charged you for that not the ingredients 😂


cschulzTO

Why would you not name and shame whoever did this?


Bjarki_Steinn_99

Name and shame


vixenpeon

I've been doing so many dishes cus I'm not gonna eat out anymore


Cantankerous-needle

That looks dry af


Msqueefmaker

Bet that's a $15 sandwich


DonDoorknob

“Loaded” used to mean something. SMH.


Forward_Plastic9552

Loaded with hopes and dreams


theAmericanStranger

People, make your own sandwiches!


leftoverstza

The "load" must be underneath the cheese


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

Better loosen that belt!


yobi44443

Truly a loaded meal


Substantial-Cloud-75

Loaded…. With lies!


IAmAnEgg69

loaded (with depression and a side of disappointment)


jim_nihilist

Loaded with good will.


other-were-taken

Loaded as in a loaded die - with the weight shifted to one side.


Yama92

Loaded.... With DISAPPOINTMENT


cbus_mjb

Loaded with disappointment


Vegetable_Collar51

I used to work at a small cafe about 10 years ago that had me do the same thing. I felt like I was scamming people, and snuck on extra ingredients. Needless to say, I didn’t last long at this job.


FullMetalKaliber

“Hey I didn’t say it was gonna be fully loaded”


mykyttykat

The bread being the size of your palm certainly doesn't help.


no00dle

Aye loaded with air ![gif](giphy|l1ug3xGEN1oZBT7qw)


stephabug91

Loaded with lies


CCKillbilly

Loaded with disappointment


pizza_822

loaded with bullshit