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This reminds me of a game we used to play when i was in boarding school “see how long you can go without changing the bed sheets “


PropOnTop

And your underwear.


SilentReader4

And my axe.


Scarytoaster1809

And my bow.


Constant_Box2120

And my spear


Tidix27

WHAT?!


Kulous

And your brother


Salad_exe

Ha, hopefully it was never as long as my dad's phone cleaning schedule


Verum14

my phone gets cleaned via the leg of my jeans when it gets oil or grease or something on it — what else do you need?


Wolfgang1234

Get a microfiber cloth. It absorbs the filth instead of smearing it around.


carenard

wait you change bed sheets? you mean all that dead skin and sweat infused into the sheets isn't normal?


ThrowWayAwayMate

I change mine every three months.


SFXBTPD

A. That's gross B. I'm putting my sheets in the wash


ArtisenalMoistening

Are you my teenage sons?


006AlecTrevelyan

wait that's a game? Awesome, new excuse.


the_donut_guy

You can even tell he likes to play 1. d4


wendellbaker

It's like a heat map to his tendencies


Own_Aardvark_2343

This is actually how people can break into button door locks. They find the buttons with oil build up using powder, which then allows them to narrow down the possible combinations and predict your code.


IncapableKakistocrat

Which is why newer digital door locks with a keypad will sometimes have you hit two or three random numbers before entering in the code


powe323

That or the numbers on the buttons scramble around.


IsuldorNagan

I remember when Runescape instituted that circa 2008 for your bank pin. Good times.


CrappyMSPaintPics

Even the numbers placement on each button moved position. Seemed like overkill.


eXeKoKoRo

To prevent keyloggers from knowing your pin for sure.


CrappyMSPaintPics

The numbers already scrambled overall on the numpad. People are going to click different spots on the buttons even if the numbers stayed in the center.


sapphicsandwich

US treasury website for buying bonds etc (Treasurydirect) does this with it's password system. You use a virtual keyboard on the site with the "keys" scrambled.


garrettj100

HANS: How long will it take you to crack it? THEO: About 4! seconds. HANS: Only 4 factorial? Khho khho khho!


gleep23

Which is why it's really silly to only use a 4 digit PIN. You wouldn't use a 4 digit pass, why use it for bank or home security?


martiHUN

Just like in that 2001 PC game, Runaway A Road Adventure.


lorarc

The most annoying keypad I had at one of the locations had displays on each buttons and would shuffle the numbers each time so you had to press different buttons.


eXeKoKoRo

Did this at work to get into the locked gates and the office wanted to know how I knew the pass code lol. "There was only 16 possible combinations so I guessed."


saganakist

I'd say 1.d4 with fianchetto ideas on the King side or advanced french with white and Queens Gambit with Black.


Cognitive_Spoon

Looks like a defensive player. Source, I know nothing about chess


Salad_exe

It's true ! Wow, it's like a guide to his play style


ShadowFlux85

to add to this it looks like he is playing a variation on the london opening


penguin13790

Ew


Scoobz1961

Its the Nc3 that stands out to me.


Awayfone

usually with blocking c pawn


BaggyBoy

50% of games are with black so really you don’t know if it’s d4 or e5 because it’s a combination of both


Jzchessman

It might also be 1… e5.


Squid8867

I'm trying to guess the opening... Chigorin maybe?


Aykh4n_

We need some love for the f6, f7 squares.


garrettj100

Never play f6!


alextofulee

But it’s a good move! It has the exclamation point!


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

Don’t you mean f6??


Aykh4n_

It may be not advisable in the opening, but why not during mid/endgame?


Salad_exe

Maybe that's why he's only elo 900ish, will boost him to grandmaster


Aykh4n_

Does he play lichess or chess.com?


olderthanbefore

At 900, it doesn't matter


Aykh4n_

Eh


mxinex

Buy him a new screen protector and not one with that awful fingerprint cutout.


bkelley0607

I'm guessing it's a Samsung which has a fingerprint sensor in the screen that doesn't work with a normal protector. And I agree with the comment below you samsung screens are next to indestructible


sername_is-taken

I have a Motorola with a fingerprint sensor behind the screen. It will work with almost any screen protector


bkelley0607

I mean it *does* work on samsung but not nearly as well


sapphicsandwich

Yeah, I have a Pixel with the fingerprint reader behind the screen and a screen protector. It works but it doesn't work all that well and sometimes requires multiple attempts.


cloud9ineteen

Pixel uses a different kind of fingerprint sensor. It doesn't work very well even without a screen protector.


jdp111

The one on the Pixel 7 works fine. Not quite as fast as Samsung but I can't complain.


Masterleon

Motorola uses an ancient optical fingerprint scanner, essentually just a tiny camera under the screen which requires a ton of light to capture your fingerprint (which is why that area of your screen turns bright white when you scan) this works fine through any screen protector. Samsung uses much, bigger, quicker, accurate, and secure ultrasonic sensors that do not need any light, work with wet fingers, and don't require perfect placement like optical sensors do, however they do not work well with screen protectors.


Noxious89123

Have a Samsung, the in screen sensor works fine with a film on it.


bkelley0607

Which one


jdp111

A bunch of phones have that by now.


AtTheLeftThere

You literally do not need a screen protector.


sername_is-taken

That's what I thought with my old Google pixel 4. I have literally dropped it on solid concrete without a case and had no damage to the phone. The problem was that the screen had scratches all over it. My new phone has a protector and now instead of the screen being scratched the protector is scratched and can be more easily replaced. Some of the scratches are definitely deep enough that they would have scratched my actual screen if I didn't have a protector


AtTheLeftThere

I've had my iPhone skid across the concrete and it's not scratched. I just don't believe in screen protectors. Waste of money. The amount of actual protection they offer is trivial


cloud9ineteen

As long as I don't put anything else in the same pocket I put my phone in, my phone never gets scratched. Made it a habit to put any keys or coins in the other pocket.


sername_is-taken

I don't put anything else in my pocket but when I'm outside a lot dust and dirt will get into my pocket and scratch my screen


Naianasha

Yeah, film protectors prevent scratches and don't affect touch screen sensitivity. Tempered glass protectors crack so easily they make it look like they're protecting your phone from equal damage. Since I stopped using the glass ones and switched to film I've dropped my phone a hundred times and no damage. Wasted so much money on glass protectors that cracked within a few weeks while fucking with the sensitivity of the touch screen.


Awordofinterest

>I've dropped my phone a hundred times. Sounds like it's more of a you problem than the screen protector.


Naianasha

What problem? I'm saving money, my phone works well and has never been damaged. Are you saying screen protectors only work if you never drop your phone? 😂


Awordofinterest

No, I'm saying maybe stop being so clumsy.


Naianasha

It's not a conscious decision to be clumsy. As someone who drops their phone a lot all I'm saying is I have a lot of data on what kind of screen protectors work. Film works, tempered glass is a waste of money.


AtTheLeftThere

They give the user the illusion of protection, but in reality the glass (Corning gorilla glass usually) is much much stronger than the protector itself


Eatencheetos

Damn! Invest in a microfiber cloth


badchefrazzy

Depending on how much it's been played, you can't get rid of the impressions, I've cleaned my tablet multiple times with a microfiber and cleaning wipes, and you can still see the marks.


P26601

Isopropyl is what you need


oni-work

[This](https://d3nan4w00fsv2d.cloudfront.net/PICS_PRODUCT_LARGE/2306568.jpg) works wonders for cleaning phones. They also have tissue paper that doesn't leave residue. It's normally used to clean safety glasses in industrial applications.


P26601

I think I'd still choose 99,9% isopropyl alcohol over uvex, since the latter also contains water and tensides ("soap"). Don't know how a (probably not water resistant) tablet would react to that. Better safe than sorry lol


QGRr2t

99% isopropyl alcohol will strip the oleophobic coating from your screen in one use. Don't use it. Dilute to around 60% if absolutely necessary, but in reality a damp microfibre cloth or water based baby wipe will be ample.


P26601

You're absolutely right. I didn't think of that because I have a screen protector on all my mobile devices...Well, chances are the oleophobic coating on OPs tablet is gone anyway if there are fingerprints/marks they can't remove


nickkom

That’s not a cleaning solution it’s a rosetta stone.


hardslappy

That's why you clean regularly from the start


sceadwian

Something isn't right there. What kind of tablet do you have?


badchefrazzy

It was a Samsung Galaxy Tab A8. I barely use it anymore thanks to it slowing to a crawl functionally. Didn't have a protector on the glass.


Salad_exe

I'll tell him, but its quite interesting though!


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

2 year old phone no screen protector looks brand new compared to this. Fingernails of steel?


folkdeath95

Same here. I pretty much just wipe it on the inside of my shirt each time I use it and it looks great


kawaiifie

Same. I think it's a generational thing for some reason? Both my parent's phones look somewhat like this as well


Taiyaki11

Hell even without a microfiber I would be compelled to wipe it down at sight of the first fingerprint. How someone can use a phone this smudged up is beyond me, I'd go crazy!


glytxh

I’ve got a screen protector on mine that seems to shed 99% of fingerprints somehow. Wish I knew the brand or kept the box as it feels like witchcraft.


dotnetdotcom

Or put down the potato chips.


theory64chess

London player spotted


Aykh4n_

r/anarchychess


LegitimatePrimo

google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Aykh4n_

Holy hell.


Trikitakes

Actual zombie


Aykh4n_

?


onesmallfairy

Why are you being downvoted?


alecza-cs

google fourth reply


onesmallfairy

Ohhhhhhh ok Reddit doing Reddit things. Lol


Aykh4n_

Idk lol, reddit thing. Couldn’t care enough.


onesmallfairy

🤷🏼‍♀️ weird eh


Difficult_Bit_1339

Call the Exorcist


brglaser

Me ---> "Looks for phone to clean it"


deanrihpee

So no one will know you play Chess too?


TheUglyCasanova

We know what to look for now. Gotta hide the evidence.


HuntertheGoose

And based on the pattern my guess would be he likes the London opening


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Tell your dad to watch out for the broken screen protector in the corners. Mine was just like that, and I got a splinter of it in my thumb that severely hampered my life for like 10 months.


Sonichu013

google proper phone cleaning


Aypleck

Holy screen wipes !


RedBlue010

Actual hygiene


Tc14Hd

Call the cleaning staff


thegiukiller

Could a chess master figure out his strategy from this picture?


SlaveToo

Not a chess master, but all this really seems to indicate is that he favours the center and rarely makes it to the back row, which is how 90% of games play out


Crash2000

Holy hell


ThisistheHoneyBadger

Which chess app does he use?


Salad_exe

Chess.com!


DaChonkIsHere

Is that an S10+ ?


SvenHjerson

What’s his rating?


Salad_exe

I think 900ish!


Beardamus

Most informative response.


SpaceSuitUp

clean your dad's phone, this is elder abuse.


aroused_lobster

Looks like he's a queens pawn kinda guy


Lie_Longer

r/oddlysatisfying


Antigon0000

try the london system


olderthanbefore

He doesn't get his rooks to the seventh rank enough


BigDummyDumb

After playing Pokémon go for a community day or whatever, if I look at my screen in the light I can see my curveball throw path lmao


expendable12321

Ahhh reminds me of cydia


stanosu

candy crush


SurveysTitan

LMAOO


garrettj100

Seems like Da opens with 1. d4 more than 1. e4. Like a PEASANT.


onesmallfairy

Wait… Scratches or fingerprint oil?


neongreenpurple

My guess is fingerprint oil. I can see patterns when I've been playing certain games, too.


scoobytoobins

what’s his username on chess.com i wanna play


pizzznelke

Lichess


the_seventeenth_ape

Can even tell he opens with the Sicilian


pjjmcg

Might want to advice him to clean his phone once in a while


SBG_Mujtaba

You should ask him to try LiChess, it’s like a 100 times better


Murderkiss

Old people dont wash their hands as often as they should, sadly. That thing looks like a bacteria bomb.


__System__

It's good to squirt some 409 into a paper towel and give the cellphone a complete rub down about once a year.


[deleted]

No it isn’t!!! 409 is damaging to phones as are most household cleaners!!! Specifically it can rub the “protective oleophobic coating of your phone’s screen right off, not to mention corrode the metal parts of your phone.” https://badapplerepair.com/how-clean-sanitize-phone/


AnorhiDemarche

Remind dad that a screen carries a lot of germs and should be cleaned on occasions. Gl to his chess sucsess


peon125

he must have F2 and F3 as hell


Brugelbach

Is he playing London System very often?


akshayjamwal

He never attacked f7, how curious.


badchefrazzy

Yeah my tablet has a permanent hexagon rubbed into it from playing Wordscapes (even after cleaning you can see the circles that make up the hexagon.)


Denlim_Wolf

This is literally my phone, case and all.


UngruntledAussie

Likes to control the centre. Smort.


humming-rock

F6 and 7 are NEVER played. Which is really impressive because that's also C2 and 3


paracog

Bookworm makes smudges like that as well.


XenosRooster

I wonder if you somehow get the AI ​​to scan these prints, could it be able to simulate recent gameplays ? AI probably would go for that specific game's date base but that's not what i'm wondering.


remesabo

I just got pink eye from that picture.


NotTooGoodBitch

How much of that is trace amounts of semen?


TheHadalZone

Wipe that nasty thing with an alcohol pad


Ok_Name1822

Queens Gambit huh?


KittenLina

Mine was Who wants to be a millionaire and he was regularly top 10. Maybe I'll play a bit for him...


BizzyM

Or Minesweeper


CurvyMule

r/anarchychess


The_Punisher_XD

May be its candy crush


Kvas_HardBass

Sorry to inform you like this, but your dad is a London player


Horror-Impression411

Or candy crush


Majestic_Meeting_676

It seems he likes the “daddy” gambit..


baconegg2

That bad boy needs a Lysol wipe


alonyer1

r/data_irl


Ulriksen93

I love how these types of patterns show a relative frequency of each space being touched


such_goodUsername

also seems that your dad plays white a lot


ScottGilbert

I'm over here thinking he just has a very difficult password


michael2334

Once a week or so my phone looks like this from my chess addiction. Are those cracks on the screen from rage quitting? Lol


borkedbrains

I have burn ins on my screen from chess. xD


uppsak

Can you arrange a match?


GlassesOfUrza

Not a dragger, I see


icecreamterror

Looks like he plays the London System


TheDevilsAdvokaat

My favourite is "parks" and it looks just like this...a square matrix of finger dabs. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/parks-seasons-logic-game/id774881410 This one. The "parks" get bigger and bigger and eventually you go up to 2 trees per row, column and area. And the logic gets complex.. Really good logic puzzle and all for free. I have a LOT of games by the maker, Andrea Sabbatini.


FourWordComment

Good center board control.


kieran321able

You look at this and can see his most played squares


jlmcdon2

This belongs in r/dataisbeautiful


[deleted]

Google screen clean


[deleted]

I love how people in the comments can see the blunder on move 17 from like 5 matches ago from just the fingerprints.