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Pickel_Bucket_317

That bullets no longer a stray it found a nice home


ByronIrony

This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the bullet population — have your bullets spayed or neutered. ![gif](giphy|hcCYDO7i587DUtYG1N)


295DVRKSS

The price is wrong bitch !


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|dlzw67vLJSm8J6qW5I|downsized)


National-Weather-199

![gif](giphy|n5PPLHMHS7M40)


TrustyParrot232

This is the best chain of comments that I never expected to see on this post lolololol


TegTowelie

![gif](giphy|jgU8jNQ2ijOxID23He|downsized)


0assassin3

![gif](giphy|OUoK5YGI8oKmQ)


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ShesAFirecracker

The way we use humor to get through almost getting shot in America is why I am *proud-ish still somehow* to be an American. Lol


skillpot01

On a sad note, Carl Weathers passed away on 2/2/2024. RIP to a great actor.


Goonchar

Your date is confusing...did you list the month or the day first?


skillpot01

February second of two thousand twenty four, sorry to confuse things


universalExplorer92

Fun fact: one of the major providers of inmate clothing and shoes is a brand called Bob Barker


ikstrakt

price must be right https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Barker_Company


Different_Speaker742

I prefer my bullets sprayed


Philip_McCrevasse

Sprayed*


stressHCLB

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.


Erinthegato

🤣🤣


OrangeYouGladish

The strays find a home. It's the Bullet Distribution System


PopeHonkersXII

Well done. Take your up vote 


EVOSexyBeast

Awee, bullet is safe now


bohenian12

that's not mildly interesting that's extremely infuriating.


SpillingMistake

Fair bullet point


Low_Platypus8890

OH WE’RE IN THE PUNS BUSINESS?


JadedLeafs

Gotta shoot your shot right?


AlternativeKey2551

You miss every shot you don’t take


Djinn-Tonic

Guns out puns out.


reclamerommelenzo

Puns dont kill people. People kill people.


sdrfox_gaming

r/angryupvote


Varon_Drachios

No need to go ballistic


WideFoot

Yeah, this exact same thing happened to me, and dealing with the insurance company was the absolute worst.


spudddly

Damn do you live in Somalia, Ukraine, or America?


Gnu-Priest

Judging by the poor window quality it’s definitely USA. edit to add: the ukrainians use normal window glass and the somalis have a different style altogether.


dinobug77

And scary as fuck too.


Dry-Smoke6528

my neighbor once asked me to lie to the police about this sort of thing. he misfired while cleaning a gun, and it hit someones car across the street. i halfheartedly agreed, but was never questioned. wasnt until 30 minutes later after we talked that i decided i would not be lying if asked. cause it took that long to dawn on me that if he had been aiming down, he could have outright killed me. our living rooms where this happened are one on top of the other he no longer has guns in the house, thank god


ScottyDug

Mildly absolutely terrifying


DefiantLemur

Yeah, I know of someone who was killed this way. Completely minding their own buisness in the kitchen of their own home.


theflyassassin

And or terrifying


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SquidwardWoodward

I'M HIT! I'M HIT!


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Bran_Nuthin

You gotta combat roll when yelling that.


chartyourway

Omg I get this reference and I'm fucking dying 😂😭 "I think it got me in the vest." also, "my legs went numb" fucking guy ETA: I didn't know this was posted on reddit, I saw the bodycam videos on YouTube


MisterSlosh

Did that guy have some kind of untreated PTSD, or was he just a massively unbelievable coward? You ***know*** when you get hit in the vest even by small calibers.


denom_chicken

lol coward through and through. In fact I’d say the cowardice and fear is largely trained into them. https://gen.medium.com/fearing-for-our-lives-82ad7eb7d75f


chartyourway

I'm going with the coward option. He was in the military but apparently he himself said he never saw combat, so there probably shouldn't be any PTSD there.


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khuliloach

To add to this, even in the military our training wasn’t to just start blasting at things if we heard a gunshot. If anything his reactions shows a lack of training with an extreme amount of fear/cowardice.


chartyourway

yeah that's a good point, the training is definitely intense. but agreed, he definitely should've been weeded out, however not surprised his issues were missed.


Frequent_Mind3992

Bro just experienced his first panic attack and couldn't handle it. As a fuckin kid I could handle my panic attacks better.


BizzyM

Tactical roll, Tactical roll!!!


The_Spaghett_Boy

UGHAGJGHH


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(roll) (roll) (roll) (Mag dumps)


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![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Cygnata

An oak?


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

No no. An acorn tree. Oak is a kind of flooring.


joestaff

Don't let your sarcasm be dampened by other people. Let your smart-assery be free!


Cygnata

"Mighty oaks from little acorns grow." - Geoffrey Chaucer


maxru85

Mighty flooring


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Thanks. That’s what I get for not using protection. I mean /s


shlornartposterguy

![gif](giphy|WJjLyXCVvro2I|downsized)


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thundersaurus_sex

I think he's referencing the story a few days ago where a cop [just lost his fuckin mind](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/14/acorn-florida-police-shoot-unarmed/) and shot up a street because he thought an acorn falling and hitting his vehicle was someone shooting at him with a suppressed weapon.


chartyourway

that whole video is on YouTube Law&Crime channel and it's unreal. "my legs went numb" well sir, you're a lil bitch then.


thundersaurus_sex

I ain't no hardcore commando by a wide mile, but I don't unload a pistol every time an acorn drops nearby. Then he tripped in his panic which made him panic even harder. It's so bad, even his department wouldn't protect him. Apparently, for what has to be one of the first times in recorded history, a police department's official report deemed a cop's use of force as "unreasonable" and the dude flat out resigned. I have heard he was a veteran and possibly suffering from PTSD, which would make me sympathetic to a degree but also angry he made it that far. Like, our veterans healthcare is terrible, especially on the mental side of things. But that dude is so on edge he shouldn't be allowed to own firearms even in his civilian life.


YesItIsMaybeMe

A veteran that, as per the pansy himself, has never seen combat. He did not have PTSD.


walterpeck1

I don't think people understand how few people in the Armed Forces are even near combat ever. That doesn't mean they don't get PTSD anyway for some other reason, mind you...


thelovelamp

I was in Iraq, but never in combat. When indirect rocket fire attacks happened, an alarm would warn you before they hit, giving you some time to run to a nearby bunker. In an airport there was an alarm that sounded \*exactly\* the same whenever the baggage was coming out onto the carousel.. It spooked me several times and I found myself running before I figured it out.


Puzzleheaded_Cress75

Uh you know combat isn't the only way to get ptsd right?


TargetDecent9694

Yeah but if you have PTSD from SA, an acorn hitting the car isn't going to set you off. Getting PTSD from stacking too many shelves in army logistics isn't going to either.


scnottaken

How very dare you even think about infringing on their God given right to own massive amounts of deadly weapons so that they can ~~one day snap and shoot up a crowd~~ defend themselves.


SpillingMistake

Oh fuck my imagination went astray, i thought it's a joke That's wild Now i understand why so many are saying that


Illustrious-Art-588

You're missing a very important detail. The cop had someone detained in the back of his car. He thought the acorn noise was coming from the person inside shooting out at him. The cop then unloaded his gun on his own vehicle trying to kill the person inside. He also told his partner he had been shot and asked them to also shoot at his car. The person inside was miraculously not hit.


Lionel_Herkabe

Thanks I kept hearing about acorns in other posts and knew something must have happened haha


Sgt-Automaton

heavy secretive whole wild quickest point marble frighten fragile busy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


passwordsarehard_3

Near Jessie “if I hear a nut I drop a butt” Hernandez?


chartyourway

imagine getting killed over an acorn. marquise is so lucky he dodged all those bullets


mikozodav

Hope it didn't hit anything living inside.


SpillingMistake

The first one who's really caring about me. The rest are arguing whether the picture is taken from inside or outside the house. Thank you, nobody was inside thankfully 🙏


Alarming_Orchid

I mean, from the fact you’re posting it in r/mildlyinteresting we can take a pretty good guess


MistryMachine3

Are you suggesting that if you or a loved one was shot, the first thing you do will NOT be posting about the window on Reddit?


smiler5672

It would be R/mildlyinfuriating: a stray bullet went through my window and killed my firstborn child


MisterPerfect23

AITA?


FourMeterRabbit

ESH


MistryMachine3

What does ESH mean?


Sth_to_remember

YTA. should've treated the bullet better. You had that coming


Sir_Keee

Look guys, a bullet went through my window. this is mildly interesting. BTW It killed 3 of my children and 12 of my pets.


broiledfog

Sure, Lisa, some wonderful, magical bullet.


donut2099

Stray bullet went through our window. Dad says I should fix it, but I'm busy and it's his house. He says I should do it because he's the one who got shot and is in the ICU. AITA??


BizzyM

"CALL 911!!!" "Hol up.... camera's not loading...."


aloft6

Well, that's r/mildlyinteresting ....


Replicator666

Also, probably everyone thinking how American it is to be mildly interested by your house getting accidentally shot


bigboilerdawg

Did you find where it ultimately came to rest?


SpillingMistake

I think i found it on the floor, it's kinda squashed, I'm no expert


avdpos

Have you contacted the police? Obviously something to contact the police for in my country and would be seen as very risky and dangerous.


ProKnifeCatcher

Well, which was it? Inside or outside?


mikozodav

Oh wow 😅 Glad to hear you're all allright! 👍


No_Fault_989

Is it inside or out? Looks like inside, but weird having curtain like thing outside


Interesting_Shame_71

Obviously it's indoors


AdjustedTitan1

Blinds on the outside??


supercheesepuffs

I had a friend die in this exact situation. He was inside his home and stray bullets from a separate altercation entered his home and killed him. Tragic way to go, thinking you are safe in your home.


Lethal_0428

That’s horrible. We’re not even safe from gun violence in our own homes


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Field-Vast

Holy fuck that’s negligent.


jacobdock

Shooting in a backyard in an area where there’s people is fucking unhinged. Feeling devastated doesn’t help the fact she’s a blithering idiot lol


Lequindivino_

'murica!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅


Vonneguts_Ghost

"My wife has been killed by a machine which should never have come into the hands of any human being. It is called a firearm. It makes the blackest of all human wishes come true at once, at a distance: that something die. There is evil for you. We cannot get rid of mankind’s fleetingly wicked wishes. We can get rid of the machines that make them come true. I give you a holy word: DISARM." *Deadeye Dick* Kurt Vonnegut


atkearns

This is mild?!


Snaz5

If it’s making me buy a new window it could at least have the common courtesy to just kill me


jonathanquirk

If Yanks consider this “mild”, I’m glad I’m on the other side of the Atlantic!


ThatNiceLifeguard

Depends a little on the state, as a Masshole this is horrifying.


MaduroRook

It wasn't until I saw this post that I realized the same thing happened to me like 20 years ago. I had forgotten about it. It happened, and we kind of laughed it off. Yeah. America I guess.


MarxJ1477

Both me and my brother have had stray bullets hit our cars. Different cities and states too so it's not like it can be blamed on living in a dangerous area (though my brother had it happen in New Orleans, so it was in fact in a dangerous area).. Definitely America.


chiree

Sure, but wait until someone comes by your house and makes a witty, but scathing, observation in your general direction. Are you sure your ego could handle that?


jonathanquirk

I’m British: we call that “small talk”!


xander012

For big talk, that's the arena of philosophy known as the pub


HeavilyBearded

> Assailant: "Your meat pie looks like the King's arse! > Victim: "How dare ye?! > [*fires blunderbuss*] How I imagine it goes over there.


atkearns

What does OP think is wild?


SociopathicPasserby

Did you just reply to your own comment?


atkearns

Yes, I did


atkearns

As did I


5YOChemist

You should start signing your posts like emails. That really riles people up.


atkearns

Noted!


Lionel_Herkabe

-/u/atkearns


SociopathicPasserby

Alright, alright, alright.


GameDestiny2

Nah I like this guy’s energy, he truly gives no fucks about our usual social conventions


kunymonster4

I read that in a defiant Cajun accent for some reason. Why, yes I did respond to myself sir!


nankainamizuhana

Two stray bullets


hugues2814

If it hit your leg you would have had to post this in r/mildlyinfuriating


SpillingMistake

Luckily i wasn't home


DoughMyNuts

"A stray bullet hit a femoral artery, so I'm bleeding out 🙄"


AnthomX

Holy shit! Everyone ok? Did you find where it landed ultimately?


SpillingMistake

Looks like it didn't go far, i found something on the floor, i think it's the bullet


Awkward_Narwhal_1772

Post it!!!


Rance_Mulliniks

Pull it!


Mad_Hatter_92

Twist it!


WholesomeThingsOnly

Bop it!!!


PowderPills

Can you post the pic? I’m curious!


Visual-Fig-4763

A little over 20 years ago, a stray bullet came through my window and hit my dining room wall. My oldest son was sitting in his high chair and from the angle of entry, it missed his head by about an inch. That was the most terrifying night of my life.


SpillingMistake

I hope you don't experience such a thing again


Rockbarra

This happened to me once in Nashville. Went away for vacation over 4th of July and noticed a hole in my bathroom wall. Thought a nail had popped in the wall until I heard my backyard neighbors shooting guns off on NYE later that year. I went outside the next day and looked where the hole was, and saw a hole on the outside as well and finally connected the dots- they had shot into my house. We moved a few months later- sold the house for double what we bought it for but I still wonder what those people are up to.


Superpansy

Must have been an acorn nearby 


phantom_lost_his_acc

The sub you’re looking for is r/seriouslyalarming


karma-drama

Sir, a stray bullet destroyed my homework


branded

Only in America that is mildly interesting. Everywhere else it's fucking horrifying.


Strong-Effect-9270

If you look closely it sure appears that the bullet came from the inside, not the outside. The hole in the blind is spreading outward towards the glass. Am I wrong?


threcos

the photo is taken from the inside


Strong-Effect-9270

I get that now... I have never seen shutters like the one in the picture, thought they were inside blinds.


VikingBru

I’ve never seen metal deform towards the projectile, unless it was a hardened steel and hardened penetrator round.


Cluff_Daddy

My buddy was downstairs with his daughter when he heard something smack the house. He said it sounded like a big bird flew full force into siding. Later he was upstairs and noticed a hole in the window in the bedroom. Then a hole in the adjacent wall into the bathroom and actually found the slug in the bathtub. The walls+ thick shower curtain had slowed it to a stop. The hole in the bathroom wall was right at head height if you were standing at the sink. Police came and identified the round as a .308 and by the trajectory said it came from over 1/2 a mile away.


AdhesiveMadMan

This should be marked NSFW. (Source: I am a former house)


proton-man

Hmmmmm, fuck fuck...Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.


ElectronRotoscope

Moootherfuck!


grevls

Scrolled to find this comment. Thank you 👏🏻


This_Praline6671

In America: mildly interesting In England: fucking insanity 


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SpillingMistake

Close but it's unrelated


thecuzzin

WTF you live in St Louis or what?!


CastleBuiltOfShit

I love the smell of fresh bread.


Mermaid467

Camden?


Itay1708

Probaly Lod and there was a wedding outside Those windows and shutters are Israeli - i could spot them from a mile away


IamREBELoe

Wtf you live in Chicago or what?


TreRamone

I had 7 stray bullets hit my house


sov_

should be in r/seriouslyalarming


Herodwolf

Glad you’re okay. That’s scary.


DryBones2009

My grandfather accidentally did that a couple years ago. He was testing one of his guns and accidentally fired it straight through like 6 walls. Luckily he didn’t hit my grandmother, that would’ve been bad


CartoonAdventurer

That is terrifying. Hope everyone is okay.


wo5ldchampion

Murica


Extension_Risk9458

I can tell you’re American by the way this is “mildly interesting”


PablitoMM666

USA...


crazeygirl

That's uhh.. a little concerning 😟


yeahiateit

Why does the bullet hole on the shade protrude out? You sure someone in the house didn't fire it? That is not an entry hole, with the force of a gunshot, that's an exit hole.


trivial_vista

Inside - glass - shade - outside What am I missing?


SpillingMistake

That's an entry hole. It protrudes in, look again.


shlornartposterguy

The dress is black and blue...


BootlegStreetlight

White and gold!


SlLkydelicious

Hasn't happened yet...


306_rallye

lol. My life is boring as fuck when a bullet entering your home is "mildly interesting"


Vanbursta

Hmm from the inside outwards.


Several-Eagle4141

Almost looks like the bullet came out of the house


DicknosePrickGoblin

Tell me you live in the USA withouth telling me you live in the USA.


NE_Irishguy13

Are there a lot of acorns in your neighborhood?


reds_1997

I would contact the police if I were you OP. It could be an unseen error on the part of someone nearby who is target practicing. When I was younger, me and my dad were shooting targets, and somehow a stray round managed to travel nearly a mile through trees and over a hill and hit someone's garage door. The police came, and the next day we met with the guy, and we worked it out. There were no charges or anything. We took better precautions after that to ensure safety. 


KazAraiya

Mildly terrifying


Ok_Chemistry_3972

If the window is on the outside of the house, the exit hole looks like it is going out the house thru the shade not in. #ballistics


BelowAverageGamer10

I would get the window replaced and move as soon as I could. That’s just me, though.


Fuzzy-Marsupial-5933

Beautiful USA😂😂😂😂 w Europe


LYnXO1978

Looks like it was shot from inside house


Initial_Librarian284

It looks like that bullet came from the inside


ith-man

An acorn must've fallen on a cop car down the street.


whallexx

r/mildyterrifying


harleybainbridge

Tell me you’re in America without telling me you’re in America 😳


Emotional_Ad5833

That looks like it was shot from the inside of the house as the hole on the blinds flares towards the glass


Dramatic_Rest_829

Welcome to Flint


xjrh8

Anyone know what country OP is from?


I4G0tMyUsername

Time to move