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Canadian_Z

Can’t knock free shit


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SoundsMadness

Unless you got it from a prostitute


Bondoo7oo

You mean there's another way to get laid?


flat_dearther

You mean there's a way to get laid?


InherentlyAnIdiot

You mean getting laid is real?


Tommysrx

![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg)


syxtfour

No, he said *LAID*.


karlgeezer

But the prostitutes are getting paid.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Not u/Tommysrx


TheRealWatcher

Fake news. Sex isn't real.


Fearchar

No, it's a myth. Babies are brought by storks.


ArcticPanzerFloyd

Not if you’re BUY-sex-ual.


Ruinerofchats

Is my right hand a prostitute?


ScentedFoolishness

You don't pay for the sex. You pay them to leave.


TheRynoceros

But the herpes will always be there. True love.


Veskers

Just don't pay them. Boom, free girlfriend.


ToranjaNuclear

I meant, it's a freebie


Philboyd_Studge

More like frisbee amirite


RebelliousCash

How tf we get here? 😂


lledargo

Please don't knock STDs, it's already sensitive enough in that area.


BathroomEyes

There’s an ointment for that


TinfoilTetrahedron

Just rub some IcyHot on it


Auirex

And you can't knock em, or get rid of em.


FreeDig1758

And can last a lifetime!


justforfunzott

Only free if you have medical insurance


SoundDave4

But after healthcare bills, are they really?


ShinyPointy

That’s a clap not a knock


yourfaceisfakenews

Not at all, they come with a price to pay later


Shwifty_Plumbus

Yeah honestly this could be useful for take and bake/frozen pizzas.


EggsceIlent

Nope. This a win.


ibealittlebirdy

What about free doors?


exhaustedarty

OP must be the 1,000th customer of the month.


Vizth

Might have helped myself to a couple of those when I quit one of my old jobs. They're fantastic for frozen pizzas, especially when I put them in my pellet grill.


TimeTravelingTiddy

wait a minute, Ive been thinking about making pizza in the smoker but I never thought of just cooking a frozen one.


Brutto13

It works really well!


the-Replenisher1984

On the smoker or even just the grill. Jack's pizzas are 10× better out of the grill than the oven.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

This is how I make frozen pizzas during the high heat of summer when you can't turn on the oven. It works great with a tinfoil barrier under the pizza, but you have to use thin-to-regular pizza, you're still working against the bottom of the pizza burning with the foil, so nothing rising crust.


NW_Oregon

the secret to the rising crust is let it thaw first, put some flour and corn mean on a cookie sheet then let it thaw out in the fridge for a couple hours and then slide it on an indirect heat grill and you've got your self some tasty "wood fired" pizza I used a stone on the grill but would love to try one of these sheets.


giggleman993

Yo chill


AFRIKKAN

Nah let ‘em cook… me a pizza.


Flappy_beef_curtains

I do take and bakes on mine the fresh dough really picks up the wood smoke flavor


Kidney_Thief1988

I do it in the summer sometimes when it's too damn hot to turn the oven on. EDIT: I see other people also do this. There are dozens of us!


CaptainHunt

After working in a pizza restaurant for years, I can't make a good pizza without a screen. OP hit the jackpot.


AnthillOmbudsman

Yeah I started using a little square one with the same mesh designed for a toaster oven and got great results. Another life hack for frozen pizzas is to add your own spices... I usually just sprinkle on some dried Italian herbs from a canister but I would guess fresh ones are even better. Yet another LPT is to let them cool off on those mesh grates elevated off the countertop to develop a slightly crispier Neapolitan style crust. It might not be to everyone's taste but I prefer it that way.


TroyMatthewJ

\**internet high-five\**


RNM_NYC

“Just another way, we’re doing it, BETTER!”


Ellie_Phoenix02

With not just one, but that ***SECOND*** cup of cheese!


berserkerJK

And of COURSE. A **NIIIICE** JUICY PEPPER and our very own SIGNATURE garlic sauce.


ZiaWatcher

im glad im not the only one who’s seen this guy everywhere suddenly


NashHighwind

Guys. It’s a set of twins.


ZiaWatcher

THERE’S TWO OF THEM?!


Efficient_Ice4510

Wait... what?


No-Zone-7594

Its almost as though a mega corporation like papa johns can pay money for marketing and in return socially engineer masses of people into wanting to buy their literal shit disks. You know how you swipe past those blatant adverts of mobile games? Or the huehuehueFrOgApP?! Why dont you do it with his videos? Theyre adverts, wrapped up with mental health analogies and very basic wisdom yet there is a team of suits looking at all of the meta data attached and adjusting prices accordingly. Why do we let them do that?


walterpeck1

>Why do we let them do that? Most people just laugh and move on with their lives. That's basically it, we don't think about it.


ZiaWatcher

or a guy just enjoys his job at papa john’s and the algorithm blew him up. not that deep


Juanitothegreat

NEEEOOOWWWW NNNNEEEOOOWWW NEEEOWWW NEEEOWWWW


DonutMT

PAPA JOHNS, CHEESE PIZZA, THATS JUST ANOTHER WAY WE'RE DOING IT-


GrosTaco69

##BETTER


No_Cat_7311

Best marketing campaign I’ve seen in a long time.


NLP19

It definitely worked on me 😭😭


Salt_Blackberry_1903

What are the chances that I commented this same thing two minutes ago on the post of the pizza that someone slapped with their cock


super_senpai64

✅Better ingredients. ✅Better pizza. ✅Metal grate.


raninandout

They’d likely love it back, but damn that’s handy to have.


Dudeiii42

I work at a papa John’s. They won’t notice it’s gone.


kuahara

yea, but if I sent the store manager a picture and offered to trade it back for a free pizza, would I get one?


Dudeiii42

Our training doesn’t allow us to negotiate with kidnappers 🤷‍♂️


BarOk3504

About 20 years ago my friends and I ordered dominos and got one of these and we negotiated for a free pizza for its return


Doschupacabras

That’s grate


Vellnerd

We actually called them "screens" when I worked at a Papa Johns


RealFunBobby

"That's screens" doesn't have a ring to it.


Naaman

Wow ![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


T3st0

I see what you did there.


Doschupacabras

Funny any way you slice it.


CuckyGarry

That’s just meshed up


taatchle86

Can’t tell if this is really funny or if I’m just baked.


GreenAventurine

No harm in enjoying some cheesy humor now and then.


masterofthecork

I think they're just a little crusty


ZeQueenn

I hear this is like winning the lottery.


Material-Abalone5885

I’m not sure where you are but this is not a typical lottery prize


ZeQueenn

I know it’s not lol but people say these are great for when you have cold pizza or frozen pizza and to heat it up. (:


gpkgpk

They’re also grate.


cam_huskers

That looks like a pretty new one. Score.


BaxxB_

Probably because management keeps having to replace them after they’re mistakingly sent out with the za


The_Zy

That was my first thought. Ours were darker than that after about a week of use.


Tornare

Yeah if you ever worked in pizza you would know this is a fresh new ish one.


AngryTreeFrog

My first thought was dang that's clean.


art_teacher_no_1

Someone had a rough day at work


LeibnizThrowaway

The highest people I've ever seen in my life were running a Little Caesars.


badgyalrey

i love when i walk into LC and it smells dank, i know my pizzas gonna be immaculate


masterofthecork

I went into a KFC once where everyone was certifiably stoned. I have some sympathy, but honestly it took half an hour to finish my order and the chicken was shit.


Primae_Noctis

Your first mistake was going to KFC.


masterofthecork

Tell me about it. I got it once to take to my mother, first time I'd had it in many years, and it really hit the spot. Went to the same location a few more times over the next 18mo or so and every time it was just terrible. There's a bloody supermarket about a mile down the road that does better fried chicken. I've got no plans to go back, and certainly not to that location.


Goon4203D

Hot n Ready though and it's 5$


taco_anus1

Once my Pizza Hut got rid of the tweakers their quality dipped.


tinyhemlock

Haha was looking for a comment about this. I've worked in a pizzeria. We all know why this happened.....someone was high as hell


LardLad00

They probably never noticed it was gone


BIGD0G29585

If they give all the pizza grates away, they have to close early. These guys know what they were doing.


Dr-Retz

A sign to start making your own pies


420Deez

this aint a disney movie


Delta6040

Not with that attitude


MuricasOneBrainCell

Why are pizzas sometimes called pie in the US? They're completely different...


Fun-Jellyfish-61

Yeah, pizza is so clearly a tart.


walterpeck1

> Why are pizzas sometimes called pie in the US? It comes from larger "deep dish" style pizzas that more closely resemble pies visually. And "pizza pie" rolls of the tongue nicely, so the term stuck. I don't see or hear it used much as the years go by. Certain restaurants use it deliberately. Keep in mind as well that "pie" has seen usage historically outside of what most people these days use it for. Lots of savory pies in history that aren't nearly as common anymore in the U.S.


samosaman

obviously you have to try and clean it! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcy7kCTP\_rw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcy7kCTP_rw)


Accomplished-Drag839

I thought about the same reference 🤣


Spoonman007

It's so gross how spongy that thing was! Right into the trash.


SeekerOfSerenity

If you're a home chef, you should keep it. Seasoned cooking equipment is better than brand new.


SoftlySpokenPromises

Yep, especially from a tried and tested commercial distributor.


Ajchandler

Absolutely what I said to my wife when she wanted to discard it


RobotWelder

Divorce her!?!?!?


fireduck

No way, she has been seasoned.


RobotWelder

🤣


Sharp-Theory-9170

I thought I was on r/relationship_advice for a split second


RadosAvocados

NTA. Your pizza grate, your rules.


idkaboutthis777

Well it’s not his


Matasa89

Yeah it's actually useful for many things besides pizza too. It'll help with circulation of air under whatever you're cooking. You can put naan, pita, any sort of flatbread, pie, or even baking stuff in foil on top of it.


Ryndis

Did you at least get that second cup of cheese with your pizza too?


Km219

I'm the type I'd drive it back and give it to them. Southern fucking by god morals


Driscoll17

Honestly if you did they’d probably give you some free breadsticks or a gift card or something, I feel like it would almost be kind of rude not to😭


Orion14159

I would bet these are like $5-10 for the shop because they go through so many they buy in bulk


BakedMitten

They cost a lot less than that. Try 50c to a dollar in bulk They are great to have around if you cook pizza at home.


SousVideDiaper

It seems almost paradoxical that the south is known for hospitality but also racism and bigotry


recklessrider

The "hospitality" is fake to save face and feel better about the racism and bigotry. Never met more fake people than in Texas, and that includes L.A.


Orion14159

If you want a bachelor's degree in racism go to the south. If you want a doctorate in racism go to Boston.


SquarePegRoundWorld

I don't know why you are downvoted. the north gets a pass on racism for some reason. Where I grew up in Nassau County Long Island it was racist as shit. Hell the roads were racist (bridges designed to be too low for city busses to make it to Nassau County), and the mortgage explicitly stated that no black people could buy the houses (up until 1951 government-sponsored mortgages said this on them in some areas of Nassau county). When my folks sold their house there in 2002 a neighbor wanted to give them a check to hold onto so if black people tried to buy the house my folks could legally say someone made a deposit already. My folks didn't take the check.


Orion14159

Boston literally had riots over school bus routes


ClancyIsDead_

LMAO this was my exact first thought and then I saw all the comments about keeping it. I’m also the person who points out when someone gives me too much change so 🤷🏻‍♀️


Edraitheru14

Yep, that's exactly what I'd do and I hate it.


Booklover416

Now you have a pizza rack to cook pizza on. Yay!


starshame2

Man. Lucky you. I want a free one. Great for baking at home.


Evil_Morty781

Keep it. These are great for baking pizzas


Thormeaxozarliplon

Hold it ransom for another pizza


RoomCareful7130

I think that means you get to tour their pizza factory with your grandpa or something.


alabastergrim

i'd be so happy if this happened lol. that shit is like $20 on Amazon


mrzurkonandfriends

Now you have your own personal pizza pan. No more sagging crusts.


Centaurious

i would keep it a pizza pan like that is great for heating up frozen pizza lol or offer to bring it back for a freebie or just take it back if i’m feeling nice


hllucinationz

Hell yeah, I’d wash it and use it


dand-ytrim

They have blessed your home and you


JarRoundPod

Free-sbee


Zealesh

Ransom it back


That-Water-Guy

Only if it’s sent in the mail with magazine clippings


Ithirahad

I'd be ***grate***ful, personally. I could use one of those.


DeezNeezuts

Don’t eat it


jrsobx

You're not the boss of me.


plexi_glass_ranger

FREE


Affectionate_Tap9399

This takes me back to that video of that woman who tries cleaning it 😂 she went mad but did it in the end then just put it in the trash lmaooo


Grimzentide

Flashback to the girl on YouTube who spent months trying to clean one when she inherited it in a delivered pizza.


Dubstepmummy

I use to work at a papa John's, and that grate looks new af. The ones we used, had caked on burnt food residue. It was just charbroiled chunks everywhere. Imo, this is a pretty alright score


Maxpipefill

Give a man a fish........


WilburWhateleystwin

Your frozen pizzas are gonna be awesome from now on.


Himfromduvall

Pizza make here : We call it a screen and its useable for any baking but make sure u have a window open and spray the screen before using it


Ajchandler

Window open as it’ll get smoky when using it?


Tacos314

I love a free pizza grate, only ever got one.


xpkranger

Those are great (grate? Lol) I buy a few from restaurant supply stores and they make great pizzas.


virgilreality

KEEP IT! That's pro-level equipment that works great!


K10RumbleRumble

That’s exceptionally clean from my experience at a Foxs….


Lawrenceburntfish

We got one of those once and cooked every frozen pizza on it and they were glorious.


Bowelsack

What a grate deal


rulejunior

Honestly, this is a score. Not quite pizza iron level, but definitely an upgrade for frozen pizzas if you want a crispier bottom


Partyhardypillow

That's cool. Papa John's sent me an alfredo pasta bowl without the pasta this evening.


Knif3yMan87

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JackhorseBowman

keep it, I still have the ones I got from when I worked there like 6 years ago and they kick ass for frozen pizzas


reddituseronebillion

If they send you the oven next time, you're all set to mass produce shitty pizza!


RollingThunderPants

I got one a few years back and it’s the gift that keeps on giving! I’ve made countless pizzas at home that are way better and cheaper than papa john’s. It works on the grill and in the oven.


Rossticles

100% they'll give you a free pizza for bringing it back.


SevenCrowsinaCoat

I had an ex who worked at a Papa John's. It happens occasionally. At his store if the person returned the grate they got a free pizza.


instantpowdy

They were gonna toss it anyway. Now it's your problem. Haha


CraaZero

You are now the Papa, John.


xcross_bonesx

I worked at 241 as a stoned teen and I can tell you for sure someone got one of these with their pizza😭


alexc2020

Full of iron, enjoy!


MechCADdie

That pizza must have tasted grate.


ndation

That's metal! It's also great!


OpportunityCalm6825

Free gift


ReturnOfTheJurdski

Theeeeeeir grate!


Junior_Ad_3710

r/grateful4thapun


Daviewayne

It's part of their "Have a Grate Meal" promotion.


Mantato1040

That’s just grate.


fo55iln00b

SCORE!!!! Those are great for cooking your frozen pizzas


No-Mammoth713

Papa John's operates in Russia, Quit buying that trash.


GoOnNBanMe

That's just part of their better ingredients.


Tobias---Funke

Ask them to send a free pizza and you will give it back to the driver.


salttotart

Thise work well in a standard oven as well to get a nice crispy bottom.


willy_billy

I used to use those when I was a line cook. Pizza dough will stick on it after it's been recently washed. Just FYI.


WhatAColor

You washed them? I worked at a papa John’s for three years and we never once washed those things.


willy_billy

It was at the Olive Garden. We had to from time to time. I would just chuck them in the oven when I got them back.


cman811

We would leave them in the oven over night whenever we left the oven on during the night to clean the pizza stones. Then just spray them off in the morning. So that was like...once a monthish


Least-Bear3882

Stores have dozens of those on hand and probably haven't even realized it was gone. Congrats on winning the prize.


zephyrseija

Those are pretty useful. Makes it easy to rotate and manipulate food on a charcoal grill, like if you're cooking a whole chicken or something.


TL0s

Jackpot!


TheWellFedBeggar

Rare loot drop


Superior_Light_Deer

It’s called a pizza screen and it makes your crust motherfuckin crispy and delicious.


blindspot189

Not like you would expect competence from papa johns but i hope it doesn't cost the guy anything


cman811

It doesn't. They have dozens/hundreds.


Comandergoose

Return it and receive a free pizza!!


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mrjohns2

Sell a man a pizza, feed him for the evening; give a man a pizza grate, and he will make pizzas for a lifetime.


Designer_Head_1024

Score!


stoneyzepplin

Jackpot!