Name it 'Edvard Crunch.' 

Time to rewatch Goonies.

rOcKy RoAd?

looks like Ghostface from Scary Movie...

What'd you call me?

The Scream II ?

This a cracker from them grownup lunchables? I love those

Even stole one of my toddler’s Capri Suns for the full effect.

Your cracker is drunk, but at least it's a happy drunk.

;-)

All crackers have a face. We prefer the term "white", though.

looks like the South Park memberberries

So, my hot dog has a first name!

Looks stoned

Vault Boy!

I’m a cracker and have a face as well