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SupersailorJ

Yesn’t


Bemo_Football

[Stop-Go](https://i.redd.it/5zqo2apbzq2b1.jpg)


jamkoch

Used to ride the highway I used to know where I was going Now this shady dirt road is feelin' cool beneath my feet Used to ride on To get to where I was going in a day Now I've got to stop And go and stop and go along the way Was a fool to waste my time Just searchin' my mind But the more I find The more I find the time to search Used to ride on To get to where I was going in a daze And now I've got to stop And go and stop and go along the way -- Widespread Panic


PissedOffAsylum

Came here to comment this


veespike

Looks like you are supposed to walk while on fire.


ashleyorelse

I was about to say FIRE WALK


GumP009

Push someone into traffic


161frog

literally the only logical read


CaptainSouthbird

It's just a quantum thing. It's simultaneously safe and not safe to cross, and you'll settle into one state or the other once you start crossing.


puppy-nub-56

Schrodinger's crosswalk


Fast_Garlic_5639

Correct- unless the science has advanced since I read into it, the outcome largely depends on the location in which the observer makes their observation.


Veleya

Should I stay or should I go now!?


Throe-a_weigh

If you go, there will be trouble.


Dan_Is

If you're a red person, you're required to touch a white person.


jonitfcfan

What power(s) would be gained?


AngryDragon-OOPS

The power to get away with any crime


It_Was_a_Firefight

I believe you are to shuffle.


Shufflepants

Get running before the giant hand behind you catches you!


mikewastaken

Hammertime


KrackSmellin

Stop. Hammertime


cf-myolife

Push someone.


ppardee

Walk, don't walk. Noodles, don't noodles.


Bluzman19

Set yourself on fire


Howflug

Don’t stop letting people not help


klippDagga

Smack the first person you see. Then you can legally cross the street.


gypsy-ghost

I think you're supposed to block people from getting onto your sidewalk


Vivid_Finding8299

If the lights green, just walk with it


20PoundHammer

must find a lilliputian to squash. . . .


RadiantRing

I think it wants you to slap someone


Schoolmarmaggedon

Moonwalk into the street wearing a Michael Jackson costume and a sign that says “you know it, ja-walkie”


jamkoch

That is the hand of Elmo slamming you with a Tesla on auto-pilot while you have the right-of-way in a crosswalk.


franchisedfeelings

Stand perfectly still in a walking pose.


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Somebody stop me


PeggysSimp

Run to the danger


Shoegazer75

Run in place.


Rizzairl

Walk on your hands. I mean duh 🤪


hotthrowawaywheels

Me when I see a hot chick with daddy issues.


2saintjohns

Walk confidently, you are in the hands of Jesus


itonlystingswhenipee

walk on your hands.


NefariousPhosphenes

Open hand slap the next person you see walking, obviously


Fickle_Phase_9969

I'm not sure why one would bother to fake this picture, but it looks very fake. The walking man and stop hand are normally side by side on these things. Otherwise why is it so wide?


Wuzzup119

Should I Gop or Sto?


Amazing-Sleep-6599

Slap the pedestrian until your hand turn red!


Ok-Duck-5127

It's perfectly clear. Cross while wearing red and holding someone's hand.


Counterfeit_Circus

Smack a gnome


Kiln223

Stop walking. ![gif](giphy|Lndtxw3ztLhNC)


20milliondollarapi

Don’t do walk stop


TraubinHD

Not sure why you’re confused. Stroll over for a high 5


Lobster_porn

Pat the pedestrian. We all need some love


Twinkletoes1951

Smack all pedestrians.


Sure-Succotash-2805

This was my ideal type of relationship in college. Tell me you hate me then give me a hug. THATS AMOREEEEEEE


thisisjuulz

Well, come on and let me know...should I stay or should I go 🎶


Strict_Difficulty656

For what it’s worth, if anyone reading the comments ever finds themselves in this situation IRL, it is treated as a stop sign


Effective_Passage897

Stalk


kapper_358

Wassop


Ambiguity_Aspect

Walk to the hand


Neat_Flounder_8907

You're supposed to push the person in front of you into moving traffic


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Neat_Flounder_8907: *You're supposed to push* *The person in front of you* *Into moving traffic* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


magicalpony3

Gon't


tangcameo

Spank that white ass


warpedddd

Grab the person next to you? 


Ashivix-_-

Stop in the middle of walking, or do something like repeatedly pressing W in a game


frenix5

Schrodinger's walk signal


WelshBathBoy

Slap someone?


dewgetit

Smack anyone walking across


GypsySnowflake

It looks like you’re supposed to pick somebody up with your giant hand


gamemamawarlock

I thought it ment to put yourself on fire, I really need glasses i guess


Spuzzle91

Wait for giant hand to carry you across the street?


Yabloski

Either way - stop going or go stopping - probably best just to vote for Biden.


whydidItry

Beware hand of doom signal. So watch out


squirrleygurl1969

Goop


capt_yellowbeard

STOP. HAMMERTIME!


IrmaGherd_

That means you smack the guy who's walking across the street


Dayton_after_Dark

Women be like “I don’t send mixed signals”


OkFortune6494

Cross safely, high five everyone


Knexcluther

A giant hand will be there shortly to pin you against a wall


LowdGuhnz

I think your supposed to push another person across... idk though


OddCucumber6755

How men see women's hints


clearcontroller

Stalk... Uhh oh no


kharn_LPLK

yes


m_strlk7

Get a massage.


WhosTaddyMason

![gif](giphy|as7SVdl2QMKNG)


pushpathmaddams

only Manos ^The ^Hands ^of ^Fate can cross the street here


RiseOfTheCanes

Photoshopped so what you should do is get better at it


AnonUserAccount

Slap a white dude?


wholesomeletters

Moonwalk


SpaceCatSixxed

I think you’re about to get god slapped


_piece_of_mind

Walk in stop-motion?


JanPieterZoonCoen

Cross the street regardless of traffic, but while holding up your hand in apologies


[deleted]

Stalk


[deleted]

Dude you’re supposed to just run with your hand up so they stop


FutureLost

Wall Master gonna getcha


mindfungus

![gif](giphy|l2SqhBrkdTIVYVzgY|downsized)


BG757

Stalk


Norwester77

Grab an action figure


No-Cover-8986

Slap the next guy you see


SwegSloth

Stop walking ig


TinyNiceWolf

It's just a standard ordinary Shove Pedestrians sign.


willowpree

🎶 Stop! In the naaaame of law, before you die, my friend, getting run oooooover 🎶


SniperShorty

You have to pace the crosswalk now.


PraxicalExperience

Obviously, smack the person next to you.


Ghazh

Dont stop walking


littlebitsofspider

please do not the street


Dr_Brienzchromen

[Save.TF](http://Save.TF) SIGN THE PETITION NOW! #SaveTF2 #FixTF2


scalf

High five fellow cross-walking pedestrians coming your way.


[deleted]

Walk into the hand


papiis_cruz

My wife is the same way


nekkid_farts

Smack a hoe


DustinBrungart

![gif](giphy|EGBDJyBSXmyNq)


Bluecif

Get one of those giant hand chairs, but only in red. Then you need to put it on your treadmill. Seriously, that's a weird as fuck sign and soo specific.


Traveling_Man_383_PA

It's obvious. Just wait for the big, giant hand to reach down, pick you up and carry you across the street.


Kind_Possibility2027

Cross at your own will.


Jason_kun1

[do this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/YG2tQy-U5gc?si=guaShslgEVafFh8h)


words_of_j

That’s an invitation to hi-five the nearest person and start moonwalking


[deleted]

Lie down and fetus position, and somebody should pick you up to carry you in their hand.


Spirited_Plenty_7826

It says stop walking 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️


Perfect_Camera3135

Smack the white guy?


Mrcacll

Go home I guess😂


Deliriousious

Gon’t


Betadzen

Go kill Griffith.


D_Fieldz

You can walk but you'll be swatted like a fly!


Proud_Ad_8317

that clearly says you must push someone into traffic


wintremute

Get caught jaywalking red handed.


-D-M-G-

Walk and Wave


Phreckledcosplay

Gon’t


BaldingMonk

Stop men


amuzetnom

Bitch slap a white person. Obviously.


Thin-Pie-3465

Rock paper scissors...


TheRoyalSniper

Lay on hands


CummieAche69

![gif](giphy|SoVo8Rl5GeA4E) I believe this is the answer.


fl3gma

Stop walking


blackrosekat16

Stop…Walking?


SubmissiveDinosaur

[Go Red Ranger](https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/2024/04/14/1f1b8e99-9d4e-4c75-bf29-20bbc6bfd5fd/go-go-loser-ranger-anime-opening-watch.jpg)


Spectral_King

Either it means hold a man, or push a man. Hopefully the Bristol pusher doesn’t see this


No_Salad_68

Isn't it obvious: If you're a red Nephilim, slap the nearest white guy.


RyanMiller_

Grab your little man and watch out for cars!


Chuck_Cali

Pretty obvious you should moonwalk.


HSP-Moonlight1981

![gif](giphy|100QoSU9uTFU64) Very obvious if you ask me 😆


Tatarigami

Might be a pink floyd fan?


EdboiDecoi

GOP


ultine

Walk across the street while on fire 🔥🔥