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tbone338

Free- something is wrong with it, no one wants it. $20- imma steal that cause it’s worth something.


Layfon_Alseif

Ah, how they made potatoes popular in France. Instead of giving them away a parliament member put up guards to "protect" them and let people get away with stealing them. And it worked. People stole them, they got popular ish, and 10 years later there was cook books coming out. So yeah, it works.


ImpracticalApple

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tiimsliim

Did this with a bike and snowblower. Sat outfront for a week with a free sign, both were in fine working order. An hour after I “tied” them to a tree and changed the sign to “for sale” the rope was cut and both were gone.


eugene20

If you want rid of something on the front of your house don't label it free or it will sit there, label it $5 or $10, it will either vanish, or someone might knock but then if you want you can tell them not to worry about the money.


Papageier

Or take the money and ~~run~~ shut the door. I'm not greedy, but $10 are $10.


DroppedNineteen

I mean tbh there's hardly anything greedy about selling an edge trimmer for $10


RoboticXCavalier

In Australia, we call that a 'whipper snipper' which would obviously be the name of the horror movie


80sBadGuy

We call them weed whackers. So maybe, 'The Texas Weed Whacker Massacre'


xanthophore

Strimmers in the UK - portmanteau of string trimmer! Slightly less intimidating, so we'll have to go with the "Swindon Strimmer Kerfuffle".


DangeFloof

The Outback Whipper Snipper Ripper’s coming for you


-ElDictator-

I learned the best way to get rid of stuff is to put a price of $20 on it and leave it outside. Someone will come and take it away


DroppedNineteen

If the person who ended up stealing it was a neighbor, how would you react to that?


kickenchicken11

lol, it’s a trap, set up by the weed whacker to get their next victim


Recentstranger

Oh hey I could use that free piece of paper that says free on it


Degora2k

FREE ME


Rainsoakedpuppy

Lightly used... to kill a group of teenagers camping at the nearby lake cabin.


nom_of_your_business

Hey college kids... we have your friend


Toastedweasel0

I'd take it just to see what's wrong with it.


roidweiser

Ah yeah, I'll just pick up this mysterious free weed Wacker with the sign written in the victims blood


januaryemberr

FREE +totally not haunted+


Kitakitakita

It was only used in one murder!


nightlyraider

a corded weed whacker is probably one the worst machines a person could possibly buy on earth. even free i would never use it.


Ok_Company_7747

I mean, it’s obviously haunted…


Tengallonhatpat

**used in a murder*


icecream_truck

“Gently Used”


joenocomprendo

You may take it, but you will pay in flesh


confusedPIANO

Texas weed-whacker massacre


Jhawk163

Why does that look like someone got grandmas old corded electric mixer, extended the mixer and put weed whacker wire in it?


saketaco

This string trimmer looks more like a bottle of laundry detergent with a long pour spout.


No-Tangelo-3220

Free Murder Weapon only used once 😂


SomeGuyFromVault101

This subreddit is so useless imo