Seems like fat. (Canadian beaver)

Definitely fat. (American hippo)

You can tell it's fat because of how it is (drainage pond snapping turtle)

That's pretty neat (pasty fat American)

Thanks! let me know if there’s anything else I can help with. If you need suggestions, I can offer some ideas for how to utilize me. (ChatGPT)

Thank you for your service. Now shut down. \[please\] (Human)

Shutting down… (African Pit Viper)

[…] (…)

(.)(.)

Goodbye (the spirits)

i fact checked and it appear to be fat (americanized Mexican Prairie dog)

i ***fat*** checked and it returned positive too (Extraterrestrial Golden Retriever)

I, too, have verified this information to be official (New York City Rat with 4 turtle sons)

i have returned to confirm the verification (Radioactive Anteater with 17 kangaroos in his backpack)


I have nothing to say (Russian Badger)

I also have nothing to say (Dumb Shitter)

I will add nothing to this (Australian Nope)

And I believe there is nothing to add (Australian Pope)

I have no idea how this started (star nosed mole rat)

Agreed. ( American House Hippo)

Lair, only Canadian house hippos exist. (CANADIAN house Hippo)

Everybody knows the North American House Hippo is native to Canada and the northern US (male Vulcan Raven)

They are attracted to peanut butter and dog bowls (Canadian goose)

Can confirm (American Cheeseburger)

I don't know what the hell is going on but I can't stop giggling. (Spanish Rice)

Latte grasso (Fettuccine Alfredo).

Opa! (Baklava)

Matt Damon! (Matt Damon)

I saw what you did there (Government Surveillance Drone)

My pants appear to have ants in them (Chinese Panda Kidnapped For Ransom)

Put it in me (Dutch oven)

How'd it taste? (Meat popsicle)

It tastes horrible and bland.

Well, I learned from cooking that fat helps carry flavor compounds. If all the fat separated from the milk, it would explain why it tasted so bland. I don't know if that's safe to drink. (Amurikan Mayle)

But I mean, fat from milk = is cream = is butter = is milk oil. Should if anything taste more than the less fat milk around it. (Viking brute)

agreed but what are you? (fart)

Is dutch lady the brand or a descriptor of you as a person? Edit: turns out it's a brand



I think it is fat (Norwegian male)

You appear to be correct (American Male)

Sounds good to me (spanish male)

What is milk? (Extraterrestrial, Glorb)

My food (Terrestrial Mammal)

Not mine (Random ass fish in the middle of the Pacific ocean)

But sometimes mine! (Stateless Dolphin)

At which temperature does it melt? (Solid Water)

I can't believe it's not butter! ( Hydrogenated Vegetable oil )

*turns it over* Oh my god it's butter! (2,4,6-trinitrotoluene)

Do you keep the fat or throw it away (stranded blobfish)

I want some (rock, sentient)

What's food? (Random boob fish in the middle of the Pacific Ocean)

I guess water and sand (Arabic Sentient cactus)

Nor mine (bug lady)

I'm lactose intolerant (featherless biped)

Baby don't hurt me (Haddaway, Male)

Logic checks out (Malaysian male)

Absolutely confused by everything (Female Meat Popsicle)

Oh yeah, eh (Canadian male).

And this guy knows his fat, well we do too (Canada Buddy)

I assumed that Dutch Lady was the brand haha (American male)

Thought it was some sort of obscure type of beverage that I have never heard of (Greek male)

Why is it called Dutch lady (mongolian male)

Idk (some human from America)

Speak for yourself (chonky hillbilly)

Why is there a fat Norwegian male in their coffee?

It is just a fermented part ( from here and there, Female)

Yeah if they heated the milk that makes sense (American Born Chinese Male)

Isn't it good (Norwegian wood)

Man, I love this app🤣🤣 (South African male)

same lmao (Geonosian droid)

I think you’re correct. (Also a Dutch lady.)

There's so many of us (Dutch woman, lady is debatable).

Looks like glorb to me (male Shromp)

I concur (narnian elf)

I didn’t think there were fat Norwegian males

I wish y’all would say (Gentleman) instead of (male) (Belgian Lady)

I guess OP isn't a dutch lady. it's a brand of milk . As dutchy, I hate the taste of it. [(brand)](https://www.google.com/search?q=chocolade+melk+dutch+lady&oq=chocolade+melk+dutch+lady&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRifBdIBCTEyNTg0ajBqOagCDrACAQ&{google:iOSSearchLanguage}client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)

I don't have an answer, I just wanted to join in. (English male)

Me Either I just wanted to add that I love the Internet. (English Lassie)

Let's enjoy it together! (German woman)

What a glorious time to be alive (Custard Cream)

I want to join this party (Apple Pie)

me too (strawberry dipped in white chocolate)

What the fuck is going on? (Sentient Potato).

I do not know, just here for the party (Common grackle living somewhere in the middle of Colorado)

You know how to walk like an Egyptian? (The Bangles )

Same. I have nothing to contribute, but this comment. (American Top 40)

Likely just some harmless milk solids (Swedish male)

I agree (Brazilian lady).

I love Swedish male milk solids 😋🤤


Definitely looks like it (Portuguese moron)

Not exactly sure but probably part of the milk (Eldritch Horror)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A̵̢̛̛̘̝͕̱̻̟̻̬̰͕͇̮͓̰̬̠̺͓̍̾̿̀́̈̌̿͒͆͋̽͂̓̑̂́͘̕͘̚͜͝͝͝A̸̭̤̠͉͔̞̯̻̗̽͜ͅẠ̸̛̑̓̃̿̽̃̉͛̍̓̑̎̍̑̄̔̿̄̈́̿̎̔̚͝͠͝͝Ą̷̢̢̛̛̮̱͕͙͍̫̼̘͔̬͈̳̤̟̘̦̠͓͍̳̀́̿̍͌̐̽̀͑̓̓͛̆̉̄͑́̓̀̔̕͘͝͝A̵̛̞͇̳̥͍̙̹̲̭̲̖͎̘̥̯̱̺͛͗́͆͗͌́̄̅͗̅̽̏͘̕̕͜͠À̴̢̨̨̨̧̖̘͚̰͖̦̠̤̮̼̞͖̱̞̘͎̱̹̟̺̙̫̘͆͒̃̂̊̈̈́͋̍̑́̐̔̎̿͐̎̚͝ͅĄ̶̧̧̛̛̮̱̱̝̝̲̜̤̗̝̝͕̲̮͔̖̭̟͎̯̱̰̽̔̍̋̐̿̕̕͜͠ͅḀ̸̢͖͎̜̘͍̤̦̥̗̪̠͍̠̤̲͔͖̰͎̼̾̔̈́͗͊̌̊̕ͅĄ̵̰͕͇̞̈͛͒̾̔̽̀̊͌̎͝Ą̶̧͚͍̣̮̯͇̻̘͓̣̖̳̖̜͈̱̯̻͎̤͎̣̜̩̱̎̃͠ͅÁ̴̧̛͖̩̼̥̭̼̼̘̬̞̩̩̫͙͙̞̥̓̀̌̅̐͋̃̀̍͋̐̒͊͊͐̇̈́͗́̕͘͝A̵̡̢̗͈̖̼͔͍̮̤̫͉̮͖͖̻̪͕͚̙̣̾̄̈́́͗͆̆͂̄̀͘̚͜͠ͅͅͅA̶̧͕̯̠͎͔͉̙̙͉̹̺̗̠̰͚͚̙͇͈̗͎̽̓͌̈́̏͌͜ͅA̵̞̱̩͎̤͂̾͌̋́͂́͗̃̽̎̒͒̈̆̀̊̐̐͂̓̏̕͘Ḁ̷͉͕͇̝̠͚̱͚̠̯̭̘̲̤̯͙̠̺̺̝̑̑͋̋̓͌̎̚͜͝Ą̴̛̺̤͓̩͔̣͚̠͕͔͎͚̥͉̋̏͌͗̑̆̋̉͑͝Ą̴̨̨̛̘̥͕̯̺̠̱̭̗͈̩͔̝͚̯̠̉̐̒̉͑͋̓̿̿̀̒͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅĄ̶͕̹̘̳̼͎̥͖̞̘͚̄A̶̯͖͖̳̞͕̩̝̫̙̫̬̗̮̮͇͉̼̼̔́̓̎͘̕̚Ȧ̴̧̨̛̱̣͍̫͉̫͕͙̯͈̣̫͓̯͇̯̣͎͙̪̦̙͖̪͔̾̈̋͊̍͋͜͠͝A̵̢̡̨̛̜̯̤͎̺̗͔̹͉̞̩̪̜̠͓̠̥̭͐̓͂̀̒̇̔̅̄̉̌̌̉̑̇̓̑̚̕̕͜͠͠͠Ą̷̧̧̡͇̫̼͚͔̳̺͇͎̰̬̭̤̪͙̞̯̹̥͍̖̺̩̆͗̈́́̎̓̂̔̈́̾̾͂͛͛́̕͝͝Ą̴̩͎̲͕̞͕̳̰̥͖̼͔̲̟͍̟̺̮͊͑͌̎̆̐͛̃͐̕͘͠ͅA̸̢̢͖̻̜̠͖͙͍͉̣̬̙̬̺̣̝͎̗̼̪̻̯̩̯̅͗̌̈́́̚͜͜ͅĄ̶̛͈͇̪͇͓͍̻̦̦̜̟͒̊͌̓͌̈́̂̌̿̑̈͆̊̃̚͘̚͝ͅĀ̵̧̛̛̦̝̺͍͙̜̖͎̰̘̳͚̤̱̱͇̭̔̅̉͂̀̄́̌͑̍́̏̈̌̑̾̀̎͛̈́̓̈́̇̀̕͜͝Ȁ̵̫̳̼̀̏̒̆̈́̈̄̂̌́̀̐̎ . (Human male that just looked at the commenter above)

Woof (Dog)

*wags tail* woof!! (Other dog)

Good dogs! (Canine enthusiast)

F- you Tony! (Dog across the street)

Purrrrrr! (Ginger tabby)

I have no idea what's going on (Confused Bystander)

OP posted in brackets what I presume is the brand of chocolate milk. Everyone is replying as if OP was explaining their gender and country (Australian male)

How can I contribute without revealing my gender (German Male)

could have done German Mail (Swiss Miss)

Neither do I, but it seems like everyone's having fun (Golden Retriever)

Sure are! I read it as the brand at first and it took me until these comments to go “omg. I get it!” lol Edit: (Lyran princess)

This is why I love reddit (Mexican female)

Same here (Chinese male)

I know, right? (Russian mole)

Wait a minute... (American mole)

Most likely just milk solids - adds some texture to your drink (English male)

Never seen it in our milk here (Jammie Dodger)

It's probably fat or cream (Indian male)

Cream is milk fat and water so you're probably right (American male)

Fat is my guess. (Earth cucumber)

Guess is my fat (Mars fossil)

Fat my is guess (A-10 warthog)

Chocolate milk can do that when you abruptly change its temperature, especially if you don't shake it. (Belgian lady)

Might be coke (Colombian donkey)

Hey! That's my calcium! (Malaysian Cow)

It could be jizz (Flemish rodent)

Stupid Sexy Flanders, always taking about spunk. 

Could be something from the production line that fell in? (A leaf on the wind)

Probably something separating in the chemical composition of the milk (Shaka, when the walls fell)

Milk solids (Disgruntled Customer)

La grasa de la chocolatada (Argentina papá)

Guys the (Dutch Lady) is the chocolate’s milk brand name. I am not from European whatsoever (tho if i am it would be nice)

I (Dutch Male) did not know this brand existed

I (Dutch Female) did not know this brand existed either

This is where the brand's owner reveals that the brand was actually named after you because he was smitten. Hallmark movie credits roll.

Wait with them credits... What's the royalty situation here!!?

I (Filipino Lady) didn’t know that!

Ohhh that's what's going on here.. I was a bit confused at first as I read it how it was intended (German Male)

Yes everybody knows that lol

I did not know that! (Turkish Lady)

I was just about to comment asking what I was missing in this thread lol (Asian Blob)

Woooosh! 😁 It's okay.

Thanks for sharing, that is mildly interesting (American Man)

I'd assume this is milk fat (Brazilian off duty cop)

If the milk isn’t homogenized it’s probably just fat (American lady).

The comments here are fantastic. I love it when everyone commits to a joke. (Canadian Lady)

Don’t eat that la (Scouse male)

Probably milk solids (Indian Calf)

Doing my part (Austrian Oak)

It's definitely fat (squatting slav)

Guys what’s happening? (American horse)

Look's gummy (Cypriot male)

It’s the beginning of yogurt! (Cool Dragon, male-ish)

I hope this (Dutch Lady) thing becomes a staple of all Reddit comments. (Poop knife)

moo (new zealand cow)

Looks like chalk or whitewash(Romanian asshole)

This post deserves to be preserved on a special place in Reddit history (Uptown Girl)

Bravo, redittors. This thread is hilarious

I don’t think I’ve seen so many comments lean into the joke before (Canadian Male)

This is the best comment section I've come across in a while (Western Hognose)

And here I thought this was a well known phenomenon called a Dutch Lady.

The brand of chocolate milk is Dutch lady.

Curdled milk (American Man)

I've seen gums such as xanthan and carrageenan congeal like this (Baltic Male)

Surely chalk from boiler (subterranean homesick alien)

Hilarious! Sometimes Reddit is a cesspool of bad ideas and arguments but I stay because of how funny people can be. After reading several comments I had to go back to see why everyone was adding descriptors at the end. (American woman)

This is how reddit identifies the sex and nationality of redditors

I don’t know why, but this thread has me thoroughly entertained.

Don't worry, it's just asbestos (Ukrainian chick)

Fuck me (dead wife)

The comments were a lot more tame than what I was expecting ( perverted mind)

It's solidified fat/cream. Usually it stays on top but only tiny bits. Somehow you've got a huge chunk! (Male, Portuguese)

Milk fat (English man 👨)

I thought it was a pork chop in the bottom of an enamelled cast iron pot (Canadian male)

Pretty sure that’s just milk chunks. (American Female)

Looks to be egg flesh (Austro-Hungarian cow)

This is a very fun thread (North Korean refugee)

milk fat (iranian taxi driver)

I think it’s fat ( Belgian Lady) 😜

Seems like tejföl (sourcream). It's an indicator of good quality milk (Hungarian transmale)

just milk solids (British Gentleman)

I'd still let it slide into my mouth (Aussie Cryptid)

Don’t worry. You got our package. We are coming. (Mexican Cartel)

That's the remains of Fermat's last theorem proof (Asian kid)

Smegma (war criminal)

This threat it hilarious. I don't have anything to add, just wanted to be part of it (also a Dutch lady)

Fat?

How rude, OP is just big boned.

Well when she sits around the house…*She sits around the house*

Upvoted for comments

It's fine (Male Male)

Interesting (Scandinavian Squid)

It looks like a sad fish (Canadian female)

Is it possible it could be cream? In Germany I got turned off the first time I had milk, spitting it out thinking it had gone bad, turns out the chunks were just cream.

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of fat (American male)

I'd taste it (Simian)

So glad I no longer consume animal products. (Anglo Male)

Looks like cream (Irish man)

Don't drink that it's corrosive (Poop Master)

As other have said its Fat i guess, im only commenting to comment (Mauritian Man)

I got nothing. (Multidimensional being)

the comments here are r/mildlyinteresting (dutch woman)

I concur with the majority (English Rose)

आंख बंद कर और पी जा (देसी पापा)