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My lab group had a practice of keeping chocolate on the table near the door. No rules, everyone just brought in something nice and shared it. Guests could have a piece… honor system and all that. It worked great.
One day, I’d been working with some really hazardous stuff, one property of which was that it burned if it got on mucous membranes — nose, eyes, mouth. I’d just spent about five hours of very careful, somewhat stressful work with this stuff. I’m stiff, a bit sweaty, and coming down from the adrenaline of handling a true chemical hazard for a prolonged period on an important project with precious samples. I waled into the office and grabbed a piece of very welcome chocolate — the first time my hand had been anywhere near my face in hours — and immediately my mouth started to tingle and then burn. I turned pale, my eyes grew as wide as saucers, and I started rifling through my desk for the MSDS sheet that I prepared that morning.
I’m not naming names, but a certain National Medal of Science winner started laughing so hard he’s red in the face and choking on whatever soda he had in front of him. Between laughs and gasps for air, he’s spinning in his desk chair, rocking so hard I think he’s going to tip backwards. He manages to let out, “it’s chili chocolate.”
I collapse in my chair, and then start throwing everything that wouldn’t cause serious injury from my desk towards him.
Best office I ever worked in.
Chemists are such dicks, I love you so much. As a biologist, I was such a Pollyanna compared to the *absolute fucking savages* in the chemistry department, it was like always being the uncool little bro but with unfettered access to sulphuric acid.
I know what you mean. Prank wars with chemists are always a losing proposition. It's also not liike we can pull good pranks without doing harm... "nah-nah, someone just swallowed C. diff!"
We were a biogeochem group. You got to pick which basic science you wanted to kill you and wait until one of them did. That particular day, I was preparing a medium to mimic the composition of a particular acid mine drainage, where the pH was between 0 and 1, that also had the runoff of an industrial farm using organophosphates and some other nasty shit as pesticides and fertilizers. They found a host of microorganisms living in this liquid hell, and I wanted to see if I could characterize all of their other stress resistances.
I couldn't get the organisms to grow individually on any normal medium, nor would they grow on simulated acid mine drainage plate (though I could never get the pH below 2). The authors only agreed to send me 1 mL of the original fluid with microbes, and I had to beg for that, so I was running out of options. Thankfully, if I made simulated acid mine drainage every nasty farming chemical, they'd grow in liquid.
It turns out, they were resistant to everything... oxidatiive damage, radiation, hydrostatic pressure, some amount of sodium azide, dessication, salinity, and several antibiotics. They even survived the autoclave cycle for vegetative cells, but the spore cycle killed them. It's a good thing they weren't pathogenic, they would have been a nightmare.
My graduate advisor walks into the lab as I'm locked in thesis-ing like mad on my laptop. She hands me an unmarked bag of chocolates and says I look like I could use some glucose fuel.
I proceed to snack away on what tastes like a chocolate covered nut mix. Think nothing of it until I mindlessly bite one in half. Look down at the remaining half to realize these aren't cashews.
I half dazed stumble down the hall to her office with said chocolates and hold them up. Between the panic concerned look I must've had-she bursts out laughing and asks if I liked them. I return a stare and she informs me they're chocolate covered grasshoppers!
Overcome with relief, as it's not totally horrible. I answer that they're actually pretty good and turn back to the lab hearing her wailing in laughter as I go.
I finished the bag later that week.
I have absolutely no use for biological reagents, but now that I know they grow their own ingredients for their salsa, I wanna buy something just so I can try it 😂 Raspberry Agave and Pineapple Habanero sound exceptionally good
"Lab grade salt" sounds like some sort of chemical weapon. Like they'll think it's just normal salt, so they'll put it on their french fries, not knowing it's actually lab grade salt that is so extra salty that they'll have dry mouth for months!
lol, my boyfriend works for a medical supply company and they send out candy with every order, and apparently it costs a pretty penny to get the CEO's desired specific brand in bulk for some reason. but the guy insists, so they pay thousands a year for little candies nobody really cares about. salsa seems much more fun, tbh
My dentist is always eating candy. Always. Butterfinger is his favorite.
I asked him if that wasn't a bad look, and he said it doesn't matter how much sugar you eat (to your teeth) it matters how long you leave it on there.
That man must brush about 12 times a day.
I've ordered from moped and motorcycle supply chains that do this as well. It's the first thing I think of when I open a new box, wondering what flavor I'll get this time.
I often say I have a very expensive sticker habit that just happens to come with free gun parts.
I’ve also found that if you shamelessly compliment them while also asking for swag, you can get other things like can coozies, branded pocket knives, “tactical” pens that have the high density ends for breaking car window glass, Velcro patches, molle magazine pouches, and even cool hand-drawn artwork.
But, yeah, stickers rule!
I have so many motocross oriented stickers from over the years, those are from the manufacturer vs the vendor though. I may have to try the compliment thing. I spent almost a whole rack for billet transmission parts, and all I got was 1 sticker and a coozie, I would have loved a sweatshirt.
When I ordered some stuff through them a few years back it was an assortment of snacks like small bags of trailmix. I forget exactly what was in it but it was a fun little surprise.
It's miscellaneous snacks like fruit gummies, chex mix, fig newtons, granola bars, rice crispy treats, etc. They change every now and then, but you usually get a handful of snacks. That vague packaging is just their mascot
I read the label too quickly and assumed this was some sort of NIST cilantro lime hot salsa reference product and was a little surprised they had such a specific item.
This reminds me of Dexter Holland, the lead singer of The Offspring. He has a PhD in molecular biology and also started the hot sauce company *Gringo Bandito*, which is actually really good hot sauce.
It's legitimately the only hot sauce I ever buy, it's the perfect mix between spicy and tasty. I've bought every flavor and the green and red are the best. I think I've gone through maybe 10 bottles in the past year
Fun fact, he came up with the line "you gotta keep 'em separated" on Come Out and Play while he was working in the lab with samples
No clue he was making salsa now though lol
You’d be surprised how much food is made by chemical companies, it became pretty common during WW1, WW2 and then stuck around afterwards. A lot of them back in the day got military contracts to create easy/ready to eat, food to sustain soldiers in battle and later became the military rations we have now that even come with flameless ration heaters you just add a little water to.
I did a project for pharmaceutical company and they gave us honey. They were environmentally conscious and kept beehives to help pollinate the local flora on their site. Don't know if they sold it, but it was good honey.
. . . . . . . I need some.
We’ll serve chips and salsa alongside the [NIST Standard Reference Peanut Butter](https://shop.nist.gov/ccrz__ProductDetails?sku=2387&cclcl=en_US) & jelly sandwiches!
When i worked in a brewery, the grain supplier would send candy bars tucked between grain sacks to encourage brewers to unload pallets. 1/2 corporate brain fuck 1/2 employee pizza party.
Sigma Aldrich uses tin cans as outer packaging for their chemicals. The inner packaging is the usual brown glass bottles and they put a polyurethane packing foam and sometimes a spill binder in between.
I once ordered liquid gold for hard plating. A smaller can came with it, same label. Somewhere in the small print it said that it was actually iced coffee. I am pretty sure that making food look like industrial chemicals is a no-no.
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My lab group had a practice of keeping chocolate on the table near the door. No rules, everyone just brought in something nice and shared it. Guests could have a piece… honor system and all that. It worked great. One day, I’d been working with some really hazardous stuff, one property of which was that it burned if it got on mucous membranes — nose, eyes, mouth. I’d just spent about five hours of very careful, somewhat stressful work with this stuff. I’m stiff, a bit sweaty, and coming down from the adrenaline of handling a true chemical hazard for a prolonged period on an important project with precious samples. I waled into the office and grabbed a piece of very welcome chocolate — the first time my hand had been anywhere near my face in hours — and immediately my mouth started to tingle and then burn. I turned pale, my eyes grew as wide as saucers, and I started rifling through my desk for the MSDS sheet that I prepared that morning. I’m not naming names, but a certain National Medal of Science winner started laughing so hard he’s red in the face and choking on whatever soda he had in front of him. Between laughs and gasps for air, he’s spinning in his desk chair, rocking so hard I think he’s going to tip backwards. He manages to let out, “it’s chili chocolate.” I collapse in my chair, and then start throwing everything that wouldn’t cause serious injury from my desk towards him. Best office I ever worked in.
Great story and you tell it well!
Bad horse! Bad horse!
The Thoroughbred of Sin?
🎶bad horse, he’s bad 🎶
The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware!
The grade that you receive will be the last, we swear!
So make the bad horse gleeful or he’ll make you his mare.
You’re saddled up There’s no recourse It’s Hi-Ho Silver Signed, Bad Horse
Haha, did not see that coming
Hall of fame comment here
Chemists are such dicks, I love you so much. As a biologist, I was such a Pollyanna compared to the *absolute fucking savages* in the chemistry department, it was like always being the uncool little bro but with unfettered access to sulphuric acid.
I know what you mean. Prank wars with chemists are always a losing proposition. It's also not liike we can pull good pranks without doing harm... "nah-nah, someone just swallowed C. diff!" We were a biogeochem group. You got to pick which basic science you wanted to kill you and wait until one of them did. That particular day, I was preparing a medium to mimic the composition of a particular acid mine drainage, where the pH was between 0 and 1, that also had the runoff of an industrial farm using organophosphates and some other nasty shit as pesticides and fertilizers. They found a host of microorganisms living in this liquid hell, and I wanted to see if I could characterize all of their other stress resistances. I couldn't get the organisms to grow individually on any normal medium, nor would they grow on simulated acid mine drainage plate (though I could never get the pH below 2). The authors only agreed to send me 1 mL of the original fluid with microbes, and I had to beg for that, so I was running out of options. Thankfully, if I made simulated acid mine drainage every nasty farming chemical, they'd grow in liquid. It turns out, they were resistant to everything... oxidatiive damage, radiation, hydrostatic pressure, some amount of sodium azide, dessication, salinity, and several antibiotics. They even survived the autoclave cycle for vegetative cells, but the spore cycle killed them. It's a good thing they weren't pathogenic, they would have been a nightmare.
Holy fuck, were they sporulated or freaky archaea or what?
material safety data sheet sheet
Thank you
Automatic teller machine machine
THATS WHAT ATM MEANS???????
Personal Identification Number number
Chai tea and naan bread
oh sheets.
we have to have these at all times for any food grade oil we sell too
When Neil deGrasse Tyson tells this story, he calls you a little bitch
My graduate advisor walks into the lab as I'm locked in thesis-ing like mad on my laptop. She hands me an unmarked bag of chocolates and says I look like I could use some glucose fuel. I proceed to snack away on what tastes like a chocolate covered nut mix. Think nothing of it until I mindlessly bite one in half. Look down at the remaining half to realize these aren't cashews. I half dazed stumble down the hall to her office with said chocolates and hold them up. Between the panic concerned look I must've had-she bursts out laughing and asks if I liked them. I return a stare and she informs me they're chocolate covered grasshoppers! Overcome with relief, as it's not totally horrible. I answer that they're actually pretty good and turn back to the lab hearing her wailing in laughter as I go. I finished the bag later that week.
haha beggars can't be choosers. I feel ever that pain.
https://www.usbio.net/promos/salsa
I have absolutely no use for biological reagents, but now that I know they grow their own ingredients for their salsa, I wanna buy something just so I can try it 😂 Raspberry Agave and Pineapple Habanero sound exceptionally good
Ikr imma need OP to review this salsa for us
It's has a spicy ammonia umame.
I hope it lists all the ingredients by chemical name and mole fraction.
As someone who struggled through chemistry... yikes!
Well, you can always buy $50 lab grade salt. Relatively cheap for the market/ business you're working with and you can cook with both!
"Lab grade salt" sounds like some sort of chemical weapon. Like they'll think it's just normal salt, so they'll put it on their french fries, not knowing it's actually lab grade salt that is so extra salty that they'll have dry mouth for months!
buy their salsa, get free biological reagents!
Buy some tryptophan decarboxylase and monoamine oxydase and biosynthesize some DMT. /s in case it’s needed, don’t actually do this.
Gosh, and that olive and garlic! Never heard of such a salsa.
That was the one that made me want to figure out how to purchase something on their website lol
Could just buy METH and have the salsa as an added bonus
I work in electroplating and am thinking of ordering something just for the salsa varieties. I don't use biologics either.
They did however lose me at olive salsa. wtf man
Stupid hot salsa: "Darwinism is real, enjoy responsibly"
Why can't I just order the salsa. I just want the salsa and don't feel like wasting my money on getting an actual product.
They probably wouldn't be able to handle the demand.
All the ingredients say "vine-ripped fresh tomatoes". Is that a typo for "vine-ripened", or are they just really fucking aggressive with it?
That roasted garlic and olive salsa sounds amazing
That was the one I wanna try too 😩
How to: good marketing.
Why did I never get any with my YNB order!!
The best part is the reasonable amount of sodium.
Stupid hot salsa sounds great.
Thorlabs still sends snacks with every order, but that looks and feels so much more legit. Random salsa is a move on a level I do not understand.
lol, my boyfriend works for a medical supply company and they send out candy with every order, and apparently it costs a pretty penny to get the CEO's desired specific brand in bulk for some reason. but the guy insists, so they pay thousands a year for little candies nobody really cares about. salsa seems much more fun, tbh
There’s a dental supply company that sends candy with orders. Ain’t that some recursive shit.
My dentist is always eating candy. Always. Butterfinger is his favorite. I asked him if that wasn't a bad look, and he said it doesn't matter how much sugar you eat (to your teeth) it matters how long you leave it on there. That man must brush about 12 times a day.
Why are you making me want a butterfinger at nearly midnight with no way to get one?
I've ordered from moped and motorcycle supply chains that do this as well. It's the first thing I think of when I open a new box, wondering what flavor I'll get this time.
My childhood dentist in the 1960s always gave us a lolipop.
I had one (2000s) that gave out fresh cookies. As in, they had one of those Otis Spunklemeyer ovens IN THE OFFICE.
I had an orthodontist that had Otis Spunklemeyer when I was younger!
Alot of the online gun parts shops send some candy and stickers. Its a nice touch.
I often say I have a very expensive sticker habit that just happens to come with free gun parts. I’ve also found that if you shamelessly compliment them while also asking for swag, you can get other things like can coozies, branded pocket knives, “tactical” pens that have the high density ends for breaking car window glass, Velcro patches, molle magazine pouches, and even cool hand-drawn artwork. But, yeah, stickers rule!
I have so many motocross oriented stickers from over the years, those are from the manufacturer vs the vendor though. I may have to try the compliment thing. I spent almost a whole rack for billet transmission parts, and all I got was 1 sticker and a coozie, I would have loved a sweatshirt.
Delight the customers.
A little while ago I ordered some 20cm debakeys and a couple rat tooth forceps— the little mint they sent really brightened up my day:)
The place I order car parts from sends cards for wine subscriptions.
They do! [https://imgur.com/a/iljkUdp](https://imgur.com/a/iljkUdp) (Considering how much I spend there, they'd better!)
What kind of snack is that? That packaging is hilariously vague.
When I ordered some stuff through them a few years back it was an assortment of snacks like small bags of trailmix. I forget exactly what was in it but it was a fun little surprise.
Just got one a few weeks ago that had Welch’s fruit snacks (the best), trail mix, and a few bags of PopCorners in crazy flavors I’d never seen before
It's miscellaneous snacks like fruit gummies, chex mix, fig newtons, granola bars, rice crispy treats, etc. They change every now and then, but you usually get a handful of snacks. That vague packaging is just their mascot
We periodically get hypodermic needles delivered by specialty pharmacy. They always include a caramel (just one) in the package.
Radwell sent me candy with a pressure transducer controller.
I came here to say the same thing as I munch on my lab snacks
I went to a conference once and they had a sign that said they shipped 300,000 pounds of Lab Snacks in a year.
I swear USA Bluebook keeps the Tootsie Pop factory in business. They send 4 of them out with each order.
Goulet Pen Company sends out lollipops and stickers with their fountain pens.
[удалено]
Newport?
Love me some Lab Snacks
I read the label too quickly and assumed this was some sort of NIST cilantro lime hot salsa reference product and was a little surprised they had such a specific item.
This reminds me of Dexter Holland, the lead singer of The Offspring. He has a PhD in molecular biology and also started the hot sauce company *Gringo Bandito*, which is actually really good hot sauce.
It's legitimately the only hot sauce I ever buy, it's the perfect mix between spicy and tasty. I've bought every flavor and the green and red are the best. I think I've gone through maybe 10 bottles in the past year
I’m this way with Marie Sharp’s original flavor, it’s so good. Highly recommended. I’ll try the Gringo Bandito though.
I was not expecting to learn the lead singer of The Offspring has a PhD in molecular biology today, well, *ever*, but here we are.
Fun fact, he came up with the line "you gotta keep 'em separated" on Come Out and Play while he was working in the lab with samples No clue he was making salsa now though lol
Brian May (Queen) has a PhD in Astrophysics.
Sugar, spice and everything nice One day the professor accidentally also added Salsa
Nile Red vibes. Ordered chemicals, but they included salsa? Probably made the salsa out of balloon rubber & Lego plastic or something.
Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought this. Nordihydrocapsaicin flashbacks from his hot sauce vid
What if whoever sent them to you is evil and the chemicals are actually in that jar 🤔
I can guarantee with 100% certainty there’s chemicals in that jar. But that’s just chemistry, not villainy 😉
Well have to wait till they post an * /10 for the spiciness to know whether or not any villainy is afoot.
“OMG F chemicals, am I right, lads?!”
I bet if you had it analyzed you would find it contains a substantial amount of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bet that salsa is full of dangers Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Those are all found in poisons and radioactive waste.
H(ot)2matO
Cue the entire poison scene from The Princess Bride
Sounds good. Let us know if you like it. Personally, I love anything with lime. Cilantro is decent too.
I’d trust a chemical company to get the ingredients right way more than Walmart
That both came from the same supplier should raise some flags😳
You’d be surprised how much food is made by chemical companies, it became pretty common during WW1, WW2 and then stuck around afterwards. A lot of them back in the day got military contracts to create easy/ready to eat, food to sustain soldiers in battle and later became the military rations we have now that even come with flameless ration heaters you just add a little water to.
I mean, cooking is just chemistry for hungry people.
Everything physical is or was just chemistry.
Or physics But thats the basis of chemistry
https://xkcd.com/435/
Principia de mathmatica
Zyklon B was also chemistry for hungry people.
I did a project for pharmaceutical company and they gave us honey. They were environmentally conscious and kept beehives to help pollinate the local flora on their site. Don't know if they sold it, but it was good honey.
Just make sure you lean the flameless ration heaters on a rock or something.
I know the guy that made that art and wording.
Nice! 👍
It's cute you thing a chemical company would have less strict safety standards than your local Taco Bell.
Do you know why? Because people like to say *salsa*...
As a r/LabRat, I wish to own a jar of this salsa.
"Made with real experiments!"
I think this is how you get superpowers.
. . . . . . . I need some. We’ll serve chips and salsa alongside the [NIST Standard Reference Peanut Butter](https://shop.nist.gov/ccrz__ProductDetails?sku=2387&cclcl=en_US) & jelly sandwiches!
When i worked in a brewery, the grain supplier would send candy bars tucked between grain sacks to encourage brewers to unload pallets. 1/2 corporate brain fuck 1/2 employee pizza party.
This is obviously a r/LostRedditors thing. The label clearly indicates this should be in r/hotlyinteresting
https://www.usbio.net/promos/salsa
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/823055-what-are-the-three-most-important-rules-of-the-chemist
We have vendors that give us hot sauce and stuff all of the time. I’d rather this than another useless keychain or something.
Never underestimate the power of smart people to do hilarious pointless things with their knowledge
Never thought I'd be intrigued by a jar of salsa, but here we are. It's both extremely suspicious and potentially excellent.
Did the chemicals come in the exact same type of jar as the salsa?
Sigma Aldrich uses tin cans as outer packaging for their chemicals. The inner packaging is the usual brown glass bottles and they put a polyurethane packing foam and sometimes a spill binder in between.
Their marketing department missed a home run when they didn't name it ' Soilent Green'.
Research chemicals can give you the munchies too.
The lab chemicals you ordered included cilantro, right?
Aw they changed the label! The jar I got had a label that mimicked a lab reagent. I kept the jar.
If it's anything like Gale's coffee, I'd say you're in for a treat
Well, cilantro tastes like chemicals.
Eat it
Now you can perform your double dip test.
I got a bag of M&M bags once, put it on a table at work with a hand drawn "Free Candy" sign. took people a day to start taking them.
When you have a side hustle?
Nope, wouldn’t eat that
So is it good?
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts lol
Woah
Amazon?
Don’t eat this
We used to order just enough reagents from thermo to get the stuffed animals and an iPod nano
I wouldnt trust it 😂
Is it really *mildly* interesting?
I hope it came with a sheet you need to fill in describing the effects it had after you ate it.
# NO THANK YOU 
Wow that’s really cool! /r/fuckcilantro tho
That bottle of salsa cost $8900
That is _mild_ly interesting indeed. That's a mild salsa everybody at the table can enjoy
This is the opposite of a problem
Carefully read the label …”this product made on same machines as … bio-lab chemicals.” Could be a Bad sign.
Only if you're the type of ignorant person who thinks chemicals are inherently bad.
“And if you order 4 bars of plutonium, we’ll throw in some salsa in there for free! (Best enjoyed in dark for full effect)! “
Watch out, it says poison right on it: “cilantro”.
US Biologicals is a chinese products company. Better check the ingredients for that chip dip.
We order shower caps to cover stuff at work and they send us ramen and giant mouse pads with cosmetic adds on it.
Ai ai aiii!!!
It’s good for keeping away mosquitoes and women
Side hustle. Lol
Soap salsa
I once received free toothpaste from the post office in South Korea after mailing several boxes.
Cooking is chemistry
I wouldnt be mad lol
r/spicy needs to get on this
The place we order custom stickers from always includes a bottle of hot sauce in our orders
Now with Extreme Toxic Waste!
I totally trust surprise salsa from a biology lab.
Patient zero of the zombie apocalypse is gonna be the lab tech who eats biological material thinking it was salsa. Great.
The best hot sauce I have is from a sticker company.
Stickermule sends hot sauce
r/mildlysalsa
$100 on stickermule.com will get you some stickers and hot sauce
Whats the bright neon green bit inside the jar?
I bet it tastes like soap even if you don’t have the gene just to troll you.
**JESSE! IT'S TIME TO COOK!**
Well, I mean Sweetwater sends out candy with every order so I guess that's where we're at as far as consumer culture goes.
Don’t think I’d dip a chip
Wow show off
Bonus
That's amazing.
I wonder what r/salsasnobs would think of this
Strange it's red when the main ingredients in the title are green
South Bronx Paradise!
They’re just keeping things spicy
Guys. You do this with [yogurt.](https://youtu.be/7JVyGo3lQBU?si=JY4rpuTXeUV3OWKc)
The cake is a lie.
I once ordered liquid gold for hard plating. A smaller can came with it, same label. Somewhere in the small print it said that it was actually iced coffee. I am pretty sure that making food look like industrial chemicals is a no-no.
i thought that said “cilantro lime NOT salsa” and read the post title and was about to comment “huh it clearly says it’s not salsa right there”
This is not a salsa, this is a dissolving creme!
OK, what's the cheapest thing I can order to get a bottle of that?
**Caution:** This salsa processed in a plant that also processes carbolic acid. And peanuts
Is it organic?