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RaZoRFSX

Everything about it says don't eat me.


SpleenPuncher

This is Reddit. ***Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!***


wizzard419

And also document your pain... and ask for tax advice.


Mysterious_Ant3095

This is why you need a lawyer on retainer Immediately **SUE** the mushroom!!!


VarneyKing

![gif](giphy|deDsaGovR3BMiNh45V)


frosty_lizard

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


lysergic_818

I was thinking "eat it pussy" or some sort of derogatory comment pressuring OP into eating it. To each his own... (Seriously OP, do not eat it)


memagitastic

Apparently it’s perfectly safe to consume, but I still won’t do it, also at least they can’t say im gay for not trying it, because they’re too late, I already am


ChrisRiley_42

"All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once" - Sir Terry Pratchett.


BobRoberts01

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


No_Volume_8345

A Little Piece of Heaven


fawlen

a coin flip between ego death and regular death


eat-pussy69

r/eatityoucoward


South5

Taste it! Smell it!


saysthingsbackwards

Bop it! Twist it!


MountainCourage1304

Boof it!


Pissflaps69

-Squee


Adventurous-Virus840

thever thought the word squee would make me laugh as much as it did, so congrats have an upvote i


KnoxOber

Ah.. a boofer..


memagitastic

Smells like nothing, and I’m not eating it, even though it’s apparently safe to eat


mangaus

Nope, it's definitely saying eat me, then when the room comes around for the third time, grab a hold and hang on.


bjohn15151515

I'm betting that's a Cortinarius iodes, commonly known as the spotted cort or the viscid violet cort. This species is not recommended for consumption.


Aoiishi

I feel like purple just says "I'm poisonous bitch".


invent_or_die

Literally a danger sign


GoatLegRedux

One of the more common edibles in my area is a nice purple color. [Lepista nuda](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lepista_nuda.jpg). This was the first mushroom I found and ate on my own with no help from anyone.


bskibinski

In general, don't try this though, always try to learn from local experienced pickers if possible, some mushrooms look very much alike in different parts of the world. about a 100 people die each year from poisoning.


LowKeyWalrus

Idk that blue mushroom looked kinda like "I dare you to eat me MF" but it just opened my third eye


joestaff

Paraphrasing here, Douglas Adams once said that "Red Alert" is an odd choice of color, since the rest of the Universe says that Purple is the more alarming color. Edit: I seem to have made that up, but it sounds like something he'd say.


TheMooseIsBlue

Like a gum ball or Skittles? Pull your heads out of your asses. That thing is gonna be delicious.


thathastohurt

Without seeing gills and a spore print, and being able to identify yourself(OP)... never eat a wild mushroom, especially ones that have toxic lookalikes like purple colored ones... 50/50 chance this is the toxic Violet Cort or else it could be a nice purple/lavender blewit. Do not eat unless you know how to differentiate between the two, but based on topside view only, its a shot in the dark between the two species. If you find cool mushrooms of strange colors, take pics of the habitat it grows, a gill shot, and for a spore print.. place the cap on aluminum foil overnight and include that in photos..


Calvykins

If I’ve learned anything from delicious in dungeon, it’s that anything can be eaten if you know how to prepare it.


Stormypwns

How many times has Laios almost died from eating random shit?


whatproblems

just recommended huh so you’re saying there’s a chance?


xTrainerRedx

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


bjohn15151515

There is a chance. You might see your entire life flash before your eyes, while it passes out of your butt, but it's not considered poisonous. However, Hank ate one, and he thought he was the Easter Bunny for a week. We're thinking his leg convusions should simmer down in a week or 2.


MTBinAR

Looks like it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortinarius_iodes


memagitastic

Apparently it’s “Lepitas something” and it’s safe to eat, still not doing it tho


Mysterious_Ant3095

‘Recommended’ you say… so you can still eat it?


StormCTRH

Edibility is "doubtful". Not really sure what that means but I'm assuming it probably won't kill you, but probably will have you blowing chunks out both ends.


Mysterious_Ant3095

But you’re saying there’s a chance


fattiretom

I'm pretty sure that's a Rushroom


idrankforthegov

They can demand 3 rupees for that at a local merchant


Soulfighter56

Yeah but I know this one guy who will go *nuts* for them in multiples of 55.


Active_Pepper_722

Try throwing some in a pot with some steak, it might give you lvl 1 speed boost for 3 mins.


Darknessborn

Then after the buff wears off, -1 life


memagitastic

I’d say more like -50% but still, not eating it


SpongebobSquareNips

It looks like it’d rush you to the emergency room


LayJaly

I don’t know how to explain it but it looks like it would be the texture of a potato


Kooky_Energy39

Can agree, I think it looks like half a purple potato that's gone off lol 🥔


That1weirdperson

Okinawan sweet potato


MTBrains

I've played enough Mario games to know not to eat this.


memagitastic

Wait, wasn’t this one the one that made you tiny?


MTBrains

It ends your existence in game if you are already tiny but yes you are correct.


memagitastic

Yahoo, but like the Mario scream, not the browser


Lydeeh

![gif](giphy|4wQOdhUFVeCc|downsized)


cdmurray88

man, I spend too much time on anatomy and med subs... thought this was a diseased organ


Vicith

It might lead to said diseased organ(s), so you were close.


hogey989

This is much nicer than the other purple mushrooms I run into on the internet.


memagitastic

I’m scared to go look that up


hogey989

Spoiler: they're penises


memagitastic

Ok, now my gay a** is going to look that up


Active_Pepper_722

My Zelda nerd brain must be acting up that looks like a rushroom


The_Bravinator

They're similar to a degree that I wonder if the rushroom design was based on this kind of mushroom.


LostinQuiddity

Why didn't you leave it there?


idrankforthegov

They needed the rupees or maybe they needed it to increase their speed for a few minutes /Zelda references


Winterspawn1

My thought exactly, why did they take it? Now it might not spread and it was obviously never even going to be edible.


memagitastic

It IS edible


potatoalt1234_x

Whats wrong with taking it?


memagitastic

Idk man, I just grabbed it and replanted it


memagitastic

Cuz it was cool and I relocated it


dii10

Usually, [bright colors ](https://guloinnature.com/what-is-aposematic-coloration/) are considered bad/poisonous in nature..


mangaus

Apples, Bananas, Dragon Fruits... This is on the same spectrum as a purple potato, purple onion, purple sweet potato. Probably has Anthocyanins.


Chiperoni

I thought you said dragonflies


PhasmaFelis

That's mostly for animals, not plants/fungi. There's tons of delicious, brightly colored plants.


GoatLegRedux

And fungi


volatile_incarnation

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collybia_nuda, not saying it's this species, but not necessarily


memagitastic

It’s “Lepitas” something something


volatile_incarnation

You probably mean Lepista nuda? That's actually the same species as Collybia nuda. It used to be called Clitocybe nuda, then it was renamed to Lepista nuda and recently to Collybia nuda. Not really sure this is it though, looks more like Cortinarius sp.


TheMooseIsBlue

See how every photo in that link is of an animal? The same principle doesn’t universally apply to plants or fungi (or even all animals). For instance: strawberries.


iamnotexactlywhite

the first thing we were told before going to the forest when I wad young, was: “Do not interact with pretty mushrooms. 99% of them will make you wish you listened to me.”


SniperFrogDX

Eat it, you'll get really small! Or die.


memagitastic

Wait, you’re a Mario player then


alvoliooo

![gif](giphy|3o85xAUnbXGcOXtJnO|downsized)


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Thats the shroom of the universe


Brilhasti1

Cue Jefferson Airplane


Kipperklank

Eat it, you'll turn into waluigi


Admiral_Andovar

Lick it and tell us what you see!


memagitastic

I saw god, AND IM ATHEIST, jk, I’m not eating it, I’m smoking it /J Reddit mods, it’s just a joke ok?, just a joke


Admiral_Andovar

That’s funny, because god is an atheist too!


memagitastic

Huh?


Admiral_Andovar

God obviously doesn’t believe in a higher being, therefore they are an atheist. It was a joke. Perhaps not a good one, but hey, they can’t all be winners.


Aggravating_Termite

What flavour is it?


Myrtilys_

Friendly mushroom! Giant mushy friiieeenndddd


RockyDify

L I C K I T


UnreadThisStory

*You know you want to..*


memagitastic

I do😭😭


Additional-Case3802

There’s an old man outside the Gerudo Desert that’ll pay a diamond for 55 of ‘em…


joserrez

Hav you ever played Super Mario?


hamsamich01008

Man the new PvZ plant looks crazy


LawrieDaBadCop

HAHAHAHAHA TIME FOR THE DOOM AND SHROOM SHOW 🗣🔥


Affectionate_Fuel846

Consuming it gives temporary mana and health boost.


Bedu009

Bro found the poison mushroom from Mario


Muckey

It's a rushroom. Cook it, eat it, and you'll be on speed.


SpecialMango3384

Hmmm… I can’t tell if this is a mana+hp buff or a poison debuff. If it’s a poison debuff, use a golden elixir vial to remove it and boost charisma by +2


memagitastic

Thanks for the tutorial


PosxtiveVxbezz

i heard that’s a loved gift for the wizard


memagitastic

Funnily enough I practice witchcraft


nasilnidesnicar

I would impose a 5 seconds rule on this


cliffwob

Bro just went up to a sleeping Gnome and stole his tip. Wth dude!


Literary_Lady

That’s been affected by the Happily Ever After potion, watch out for the evil Fairy Godmother if you eat that. You’ll have to pay the price!


memagitastic

Wait, shrek?


Literary_Lady

Indeed!


AggressiveScholar907

Doom shroom?!


devonnull

Rushshroom.


gloop524

what kind of power-up does that give you?


memagitastic

“Lifeless” 100 for 1 minute


TheseStrategy5905

You're going places with that one


InevitableFly

lick it...


HumpieDouglas

What happens if you lick it?


CaveManta

Reminds me of the purple mushrooms that grow on the shroombears in Made in Abyss.


Part_salvager616

Eat it you will get super powers


rainwing352

Nah, that’s totally a changeling from delicious in dungeon


JackHughman69

I thought it was a turtle at first


GlorytoGlorzo

![gif](giphy|3o85xIgrOozChYrYCk) Whose mushroom is smaller?


starkiller_bass

Dude, that mushroom isn’t purple


memagitastic

It is, my cameras might not have captured it so well


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|3oFzlZsxZFP9PiNovC)


ReptilesAreGreat

r/mushroomid


memagitastic

It’s a Lepitas


onixdog

MUSHROOM!!!! MUSHROOM!!!! MUSHROOM!!!!


AnointedQueen

This is a trip you do not wanna go on 👀 stay away, wash your hands after touching.


imaginechi_reborn

Am I the only one who thinks this looks just like the poison mushroom used to make poison mushroom cookie in cookie run kingdom?


foggedmind21

![gif](giphy|PQ2j7e9JYHCrzR84P8)


LowieLikesMemes

it's scaredy shroom from plants vs zombies


Cookie-fan

man poison mushroom cookie got unbaked


Kanniebaal

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


SlatersAss

If the wild made it colourful stay away! Colour means it is not prey, it has no reason to hide


INOMl

All its missing is a white skull on the cap and little noxius purple bubbles floating off it


Grandis0618

Dwarf fortress mushroom!


ShareTime9352

L I C K I T


Zealousideal-Tie1812

Eat it!(No, dont eat it!)


Tcklmybck

Worst advice ever: All mushrooms are edible, once.


zmunky

Take a spore imprint of it and tell us the color of the imprint.


Sonarthebat

Looks like a fantasy game asset.


Jadty

Elden Ring rare material vibes.


Reckless_Waifu

Looks like it might be a Wood Blewit (Clitocybe nuda), which is perfectly edible, but never accept mycological advice from the strangers on the internet including me.


memagitastic

I already asked an expert, apparently it’s a “Lepitas something” and it’s perfectly safe to eat


sam_strider

Lick it.


MechanicMelodic13

Can you smoke that?? >:)


memagitastic

Nope, too big to fit in a cigar


C4PT_AMAZING

I mean... at least once


tmolesky

give that back to the elves


NovelRelationship830

Maybe just take a photo in the wild instead of killing it?


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bjohn15151515

So, you're an expert on what *that* looks like? Saw it up close, did you?


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bjohn15151515

Naw - I think you're hiding something, now. It's OK, you can tell us. It's only reddit.....


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bjohn15151515

Ahahaha - I'm just messing with you - not serious at all. However, your initial comment was not needed on this subreddit - it just goes against the subject matter and main interest in this group, which is not inherently political in nature.


memagitastic

I have no idea what they commented, what happened?, I want to hear the drama


bjohn15151515

They initially commented that the picture reminded them of the sexual organ of a presidential candidate, which was totally unnecessary.


BTD6BTD6BTD6

that shi would prolly emit poisonous green gas if u broke it open 💀