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squad1alum

*Are you winning, son?*


TheRodMaster

*does accordian hands* So much winning, folks...


political-pundit

Here’s a few more photos. The entire basement was lottery ticket’d https://imgur.com/a/fMhBj4A


StopLukingatMeSwan

Maybe someone worked at a gas station and kept the losing tickets that were left behind. I'm just hopeful this isn't all one person's money.


political-pundit

I asked about it in passing, and they are all the owners tickets… since the beginning of the Pennsylvania Lottery. Which was in 1971ish.. i think


stoner_marthastewart

I can’t believe there’s not one single giant eagle bag in these photos 😆


goldenalgae

How come there are no numbers on the tickets?


political-pundit

Definitely because of age and humidity in the basement


SKRehlyt

Are these real or made by AI? I have looked them over a bit and there's some strange things going on


OG-Mumen-Rider

Nah, that's just normal level strangeness for a Yinzer basement


political-pundit

lol no. Why would i do that?


ForTheBread

Not everything's AI man.


aminervia

AI still can't do text well. For the next few months at least if there's legible text in an image it isn't AI


CharlesP2009

So, if they invested all that money in a safe mutual fund instead...


Relevant_Winter1952

That’s why it’s called the idiot tax


RareCodeMonkey

I would call it the addiction tax. I know very smart and capable people that just cannot stop gambling.


Wesgizmo365

You really think I'm smart and capable? 👉👈


Thick_Marionberry_79

The smartest and the most capablest… gambling addict.


JollyGreenDickhead

It's almost like it's an addiction or something.


PressureSquare4242

That's why on the back of the ticket in very small writing is a warning.


Questjon

I have a friend who was a gambling addict (one of the good things to come out of COVID was a solid 12 months with no access to slot machines or bookmakers), and one night he won the £1000 jackpot on a slot machine and then proceeded to feed it all back in. I said to him "surely you didn't think it would pay out again?" He said that he knew it couldn't, it was programmed not to until it was reset by the owner. He's wasn't stupid, just addicted.


Questjon

That's why safe mutual funds hold lottery stocks.


political-pundit

No it’s just an investment in overpriced wallpaper now


Irr3l3ph4nt

... they would have lost 30% of their gains over 30 years to fees. Had they invested in an index, though...


Gimme_PuddingPlz

What I would expect from a steelers fan


political-pundit

I don’t give a shit about football, but i am a proud yinzer. I love my home city


stoner_marthastewart

Hell yeah 💛🖤 everyone’s looking at the lottery tickets, I’m like IS THAT THREE RIVERS!? It’s not, it’s Heinz Field.


RollUpTheRimJob

Was there also a freestanding toilet? (Pittsburgh potty)


political-pundit

I didn’t see one in there, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t one. There’s certainly one in my house


Middcore

Classiest, smartest Steelers fan.


WeirdSysAdmin

Uses all his luck surviving the foundry and then blows all his money on lottery tickets.


Wise_Bat3798

So, how did you meet my father?


WeirdSysAdmin

We’re cousins. ![gif](giphy|12BpedC0YjOT8k)


Anthrobert

Man this is sad. Also, is this the spawn point for Carrick?


theryman

Agreed, imagine being a steelers fan


kahnindustries

Lotteries are a tax on the hopes of the poor and the uneducated and should be banned. All the money this person wasted :(


PressureSquare4242

For the record there are educated people who buy the tickets too. Perhaps instead of drinking and or smoking, they buy a lottery ticket everyday.


liamfbates

Just missing a carton of Turner’s!


TheConeIsReturned

/r/atbge


panburger_partner

where did they keep the suit made of human skin?


NAFB_Boomers

Listen,There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.


zerbey

Assume $2 per ticket, now count them and figure out how much they could have saved since the 1970s.


Time-Football-1597

lol, was there bought a hammer and decanter for 2 dollars, selling both for eighty, some people never know what they have


franchisedfeelings

It’s a lucky house.


RxHotdogs

In my hometown, no doubt


RedRightHandARTS

$45 a square foot


Jin825

The House of the Rising Sun?


belltrina

Unintentional art


Pitch-forker

They should be even more proud to be a steelers fan.


Beneficial-Piano-428

You know it’s not a browns house cause they ain’t winning shit.


unsupported

Tell me you have a mental illness, without telling me you have a mental illness.


political-pundit

I don’t know if I’d go that far. I’d say it’s probably an exercise in self awareness


Calm_Canary

He’s a proud Steelers fan, that’s pretty much telling you.


Extra_Pilot_1992

I wouldn’t stay there. That’s got to be bad karma with all those losing tickets hanging around


GypsySnowflake

What if some of them were actually winning tickets and they didn’t know because they just hung them on the wall?


PressureSquare4242

You may be seeing only half the picture. You don't see the winning tickets because they were cashed in, maybe they broke even in the end.


False_Leadership_479

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