That’s not dick. That’s turds. Turds, floating on the piss of an alarmingly dehydrated person, in the toilet bowl. You cannot convince me otherwise this is not r/shitfromabutt.
It's a black pudding or blood sausage, depending on which you're more familiar with. Pretty much every country on the globe has a different version and name for them.
The ones in the picture are just cooked wrongly. Either the skin was removed before cooking, or the heat was far too high and they exploded out of it.
I personally don't like them, but they're very popular.
Im Belgian.. wtf is this? Looks a bit like Bloedworst(blood sausage) which is basically black pudding for the Brits. Not sure what's under it?
Edit:
So apparently it's applesauce or appelmoes. Yeah this actually tastes great, I know it looks bad. Would be better with some potatoes... But this ain't a delicacy wtf, I'd eat this on a Tuesday
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r/shitfromabutt
Or r/poopfromabutt … so many subs, so little time. It’d be nice if one could link to the other because… it’s the same shit
buh dum tssss
Mildlypoo ?
It’s the same poo, too.
Nah that’s a copycat, first ones the only way to go.
r/crapsac
r/shitpenisfromabutt
/r/subsIfellfor
I'm pretty sure there's subs with that subject matter but with a different name
It's basically an Alabama Hot Pocket. If the poo is frozen it's an Alaskan Pipeline
Looks like it's on semifrozen plate of piss honestly, I can't tell what the fuck that is.
Looks like pea/potato soup
If it was regurgitated.
ZOMG I think I pulled something laughing so hard, ow.
I'm ok, only hurts when I breathe.
I thought I was on a link for ratemypoo.com.
Came here to say this.
Yes. I will have the polenta and shit logs. Thank you.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeofftoit
r/beatmetoit
r/beatMeatToIt
Then it wouldn’t me mildly though. This shit is mildly phallic 👍🏼
Came here to say this.
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Username checks out
Mildly shit ….
There is nothing mild about that poo on a plate!
[удалено]
Shit dick!
Grab his shit and twist it!
thats poo on piss in a toilet. im sorry.
You sir, are a modern day Shakespeare. A real artist with language.
It is excrement on emiction, in water contained in porcelain. My sincerest regrets.
He has such a way with words
His words flow out his mouth hole. Like these turds flow out my asshole.
Willybum Shitspeere
Poo on peed on snow
Shit on puke
Pook
Good sir, this cannot be. I have seen Poo on Piss in a Toilet at the Louvre and this is clearly a forgery squeezed out by some cheeky bum.
Piss? Your piss is lumpy?
More than I’d like.
My pee is in a latrine
It's poo, not penis.
Poonis
Poonis spencer here
what is that
"Pens met appelmoes" It's a blood sausage (black pudding in English) with applesauce
Penis met appelmoes..?
And it’s actually good.
I thought that was cream corn.
Does it have a fr*nch name? Two languages and all.
Boudins noirs et compote
And it's delicious (doesnt look like it though)
That’s shit. From a butt.
r/mildlypoo
More turd than penis
I thought i was on r/shitfromabutt at first
Poo
Dick-turds 🥴
Turdicken
“Excuse me Garson, please tell the chef that this looks like shit!”
Thank you for my hysterical laugh attack, I needed that
r/mildylpenshit
This is a bit similar to Austrian Blunzn is this some kind of blood sausage?
Yep it's a blood sausage. It's pretty good.
I love those things, we also have them in Croatia. Anyone who doesn't wanna give these a chance or never tried em, is missing out.
I dont like the taste 😄 And i eat allot of shit.
Dog turds on cream of potato soup?
That's one for the "Soup of the day" menu. 👍 Or "Poop of the day"
r/mildlyturd
That’s not dick. That’s turds. Turds, floating on the piss of an alarmingly dehydrated person, in the toilet bowl. You cannot convince me otherwise this is not r/shitfromabutt.
In the words of Dave Chapelle: “that’s doodoo, baby!”
🏆🏆🏆
I’ve seen fish sticks but never shit dicks
Belgian food is quite tasty though.
They invented French fries.
r/mildlyturd
More like mildly poop
Oh, r/mildlypenis **and** r/mildlypoo . That’s a twofor!
who shat on them eggs
I'll have the salad.
Blatantly fecal
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 turds on a plate and a partridge in a pear tree
#mildlypoopenis
r/MildlyTurd
Ok those look like a dog took a dump on the plate.
This is what comes out at the tail end of a human centipede
Insert shit joke
r/mildlypoo
Ummm that looks like there’s blood in your stool, you might want to get that checked out 😬
Turd in the hole
God I miss Jack.
Looks more like dog shit than mildly penis
r/moderatelyfeces
I’m a Belgium and we love poopydicks for sure
That is day-old shit
Does r/blatantturd exist?
What did you do to the wait staff?
Friend is currently in Brussels… where can he get this? Asking for a friend of course…
Need more fiber
Literally turds on a plate...
I didn't see penis I saw turds
This looks more like 💩 instead of 🍆
r/mildlyturd
It looks more like a turd to me.
DOODY!!!
Damnit. Now I gotta go poop. I’ll finish this comment in about 10 minutes. Be right back.
This has to be shit on that plate
This does not look like penis. This looks like poopoo
Poop on applesauce is one of my personal faves
More like mildly shit WTF
That looks like poop!
r/dogturdsfordindin
WHO the fuck thinks this looks like a penis
Majorly poop
I’ve heard about this. Shit on a shingle?
Turds on tangerines!
Should be served with side of poo bags, and a few artistically placed twigs.
Did they shit out a dick they ate?
Those look like alaskan pipelines without the outer...ummm, "casing"...
Pig entrails never in soup.
Poonis
'I will have one shit bowl, please.'
Brb. Gotta go make a few Belgian delicacies...
I don't like it.
I make that myself.
"That's a meteor" "Nah that's a big ol frozen chunk of poopie"
Okay. Humor aside, what is it? Better still, is it good?
It's a black pudding or blood sausage, depending on which you're more familiar with. Pretty much every country on the globe has a different version and name for them. The ones in the picture are just cooked wrongly. Either the skin was removed before cooking, or the heat was far too high and they exploded out of it. I personally don't like them, but they're very popular.
Penis? Someone took a shit on the Mac & Cheese
Turd Dicken?
NO THANKS!! Yes, I'm yelling!🤢🤮
r/turdick
You first thanks anyway
Nope would not eat that unless I was literally almost dead from hunger.
Bloelienk mè appelmoes
r/mildypoo
They also put gobs of mayonnaise on their French fries. But they invented French fries, so I guess they know best.
Really tho is that like coagulated blood sausage? I don’t know what’s worse
Dookydicks? Mmm mmmmmm!
r/shittyfoodporn
That's doo-doo!
Idk I think it looks more like poop
That looks like straight up shit
MidlyShit
Looks like a turd
Pooptatoe
DogTurdicks. MMM MMMMHH
It looks more like turds
Is this elk penis¿
Huh!? 🫢
# Bro whoever told you that's a delicacy here was lying Wtf even is that turd looking shit
r/Mildlypenis? More like r/mildlyshitaftereatingabeetroot.
Im Belgian.. wtf is this? Looks a bit like Bloedworst(blood sausage) which is basically black pudding for the Brits. Not sure what's under it? Edit: So apparently it's applesauce or appelmoes. Yeah this actually tastes great, I know it looks bad. Would be better with some potatoes... But this ain't a delicacy wtf, I'd eat this on a Tuesday
Looks more like turds
Caca cock. Yech.
Also more than mildly poo.
What dish *is* this?!
Turns out I’m a natural Belgian delicacy manufacturer
Takes the phrase "looks like shit" to a whole different level
Can we get some gravy on this shizzle.
Make the poops look penisy!!!!
What even IS IT? I mean hot fudge looks like poop, too, but it’s universally considered yummy. I can’t even work this out in my head
Black pudding.
Mildly penis but maximumly poop
r/shitfromabutt
The bottom one looks like a pensi
Is it blood sausage?
Q: What is a main source of sexual confusion? A: A phallic turd.
Can you choose who "serves" you this plate? Do they line up by poop rating or by solidity?
that is poop from a butt
This should have an nsfw tag lol Oops
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Turd a la king
Dats boo boo