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GeorgeSPattonJr

Plot twist: the suits inside out and that’s the back


Rbentley55

Oh hell yeah


Soul_Taker_69

Lmfaooo


DisasterRoad666

Thanks for your ANALysis.


RoRuRee

💀


GeorgeSPattonJr

SKUUUUUUUULLLL EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOJJIIIIIIIII


RoRuRee

I worry about hemorrhoids. What can I say?


phantom_lost_his_acc

r/suddenlymattrose


Agent007V2

r/subsithoughtifellfor


2wheeldoyster

Don’t even need the suspenders anymore


Flux_resistor

For that airtight fit


smotstoker

Imam gay fish


BigZebra5288

What am I looking at?


Murky-Square4364

I'm assuming it's meant for a fishing harness or something of that nature. Definitely wierd


oenoneablaze

https://www.reddit.com/r/surfing/s/ubTrVjGJUm


Murky-Square4364

That's not a surf suit or a dive suit it's waders for fishing...


t0p_n0tch

Thats a pee tube for a wetsuit


BigZebra5288

I guess I never thought of how you go to the bathroom in a wetsuit. Letting it rip was my thought but I guess that would just disperse piss all over you without a place for it to leak out.


andrew_work

I can confirm that you do just piss in your wetsuit. You can either let it chill in there and work out very slowly or you can manipulate the arm, leg and neck seals a bit to get water flowing through and speed the process up.


BigZebra5288

I think piss tube sounds better


fetal_genocide

My dad was a diver in the military and said it was a welcome bit of warm after a plunge into the Atlantic 😂


AngusMcDonnell

Wait is is really for a wetsuit or for a dry suit?


ksorth

I unapologetically love peeing in my wetsuit. A drysuit on the other hand...


State_Electrician

> A drysuit on the other hand... That's what Depends are for. 


TitusFisher

Look in the penis area of the wet suit 😬


SirWalterPoodleman

Yes, but what is it really?


TitusFisher

I’m not sure, maybe someone from the diving community could shed some light on the erection. 😂


Personal_Shower_7605

It's for the fish, that's all you need to know.


PuddingOld8221

Obviously everyone know fish love dick.


_piece_of_mind

Do you love fish sticks?


ilovepuppies2025

 Yo, that is messed up, yo! I am not *gay*, and I sure as hell ain't *no fish*! Alright?!


irishking77

This comment deserves more love. Not a gay fish!


Fobulousguy

Ye dat u?


Classic_Mechanic5495

Candiru


bothydweller72

Came here to talk candiru


azlscoupe

Blowfish 🐡?


InnateAnarchy

I’m from the diving community this is indeed for your penis. This one was made for a long dicked fellow though. Its just much too large for me.


SenorPoopus

But I've never seen someone wearing a wetsuit with a penis sleeve?


InnateAnarchy

Yeah most people don’t need the long dick version it’s only for Johnny sins and them.


DriveFoST

I’m sitting there thinking how I think it would be the consensus only to see this lolol definitely not Johnny sized but I do alright


GeologistEven6190

Because most divers are fetishists who like pissing on themselves. The divers who get these installed also get them installed on two piece wetsuits so they tuck the tube under the beaver tail.


SenorPoopus

Under the beaver tail? This doesn't sound like a real explanation, but maybe I'm way out of the loop


InnateAnarchy

I’ve never been diving I was just trolling a bit but I might be right? lol.


JenIsSalty

So you guys 'really' like fish? 😉🤭


GeologistEven6190

It's called a scupper and it's so you don't piss on yourself in your wetsuit. It's shaped like a penis because you put your penis in it. If you like getting dressed up in rubber and being pissed on diving is the sport for you.


Anxious_Storm2701

Sounds like a good time to me!


GeologistEven6190

It's a good time for everyone


SoulBSS

I do dive. I thought it was a dry suit for a moment. But no. IVE GOT NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON HERE


RoRuRee

I think it's a lure. Lol


ughwithoutadoubt

I think those are waders not a wet suit


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ughwithoutadoubt

Lmao yeah I know


williey

Probably phone screen, could be pc monitor or laptop


CompleteForever1115

It’s called a ‘pissette’. Those wetsuits are in two parts, the trousers you see and a top that buttons up between the legs so it doesn’t ride up. These are spear fishing wetsuits, so they’re not lined like normal ones and therefore a colossal pain to get on/off. You genuinely need lube. Most of these suits have hoods, and while you don’t really ever want to pee in a wetsuit, you doubly don’t when there’s the chance the pee will circulate to your ears etc. But yeah. Looks dodgy.


Apprehensive-Pie1916

But what’s that one part for?


Ok-Difficulty5453

Going by what they said, it's for pissing out of. There's a hole in the end which suggests as much too.


SenorPoopus

I mean....imagine you're in cold water. You have to pee....is someone's cold shrinkage-ridden penis really reaching the end of that to make sure no pee gets in the suit? I think not


[deleted]

How would you even stuff your soft noodle into that thing


ObsessedWithSources

The man already explained. >You genuinely need lube


facts_my_guyy

I like to use a wooden spoon


Ok-Difficulty5453

Absolutely not. It's strange, I'll give it that.


Detail_Some4599

I'd say it doesn't need to reach to the hole at the end as long as it seals on it's circumference.


Detail_Some4599

Otherwise they'd have to produce them for different schlongs anyways. You know at least one for slim jims, one for thick knobs, one for thick and long johnsens and one for thin short ones


kronicpimpin

I’ll take a magnum wet suit for my magnum dong.


MadChiller013

You gotta really roll it back, like a wetsuit foreskin


Squishy1140

You trim to length like when you mold a mouth piece and cut it back to match your molars s/


NothingButBricks

Measure twice, cut once.


DeathPercept10n

Your pisser goes in the pissette. Pretty straight forward.


Apprehensive-Pie1916

Wild.


Embarrassed-Town-293

[It is for peeing. The idea is in cold water, urine not expelled out of the wetsuit becomes cold and saps body heat. This allows the wearer to avoid this problem](http://www.spearboard.com/archive/index.php/t-150225.html)


Apprehensive-Pie1916

Thanks for a direct answer!


Glockamole19x

A dick


TheMilkKing

If this is a genuine question you have *zero* reading comprehension


Apprehensive-Pie1916

Wow. What a nice guy.


SoulBSS

I dive 😅 peeing in a wet suit is an okay way to warm up past the theromocline. Or do I've heard. I am a nervous pee-er and have never done it. Don't do it If you're wearing a hood. I also hate the hoods. I always feel like I'm choking


Woahfaroutbrah

If they’re that hard to get on do you have to get an erection to get into it 😂😂


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Why not just have a straight up hole? Why include suit condom? Edit: also, what if your Johnson is too big or too small for this third sleeve?


BigZebra5288

I'm not entirely sure this fits the mildly penis part


Zulphur242

Sounds like bdsm


International_Ad_876

TC Tuggers is making Waders! They make the only shirts with a knob for tugging accuracy.


Aggravating-Shake256

It's not a joke or to be worn ironically.


zigzagsfertobaccie

It’s not LIKE the Snuggie


Aggravating-Shake256

They're to keep you from wrecking your shirts.


all6pistol

You don't wear it as a joke


commercialdiver241

Commercial diver for 15 years, those actually look like waders one would wear while fishing


[deleted]

No pole needed.


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

My first thought was some weird design for float tubing, so the excess line sitting on your lap doesn’t get tangled or fall in the water while fly fishing.


jadedbutstilltrying

It's for noodling


squashqueen

Noodling for the horny, ahh yes, I see! Kinky noodling lol


Capable-Group-5284

That's not mildly, that's a lot penis.


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

r/youputyourdickinthat


Ok-Technology-6389

r/subsifellfor


aquafawn27

That should be a sub


buffilosoljah42o

r/putyourdickinthat Edit: dang it's gone. It used to exist though


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

But we still have the classic r/dontputyourdickinthat of course 😂


JoJoBubba064

Having fun with the dolphins?


QC_Will

Its the bait for the fish


IllegalGeriatricVore

what does the lady version look like


International_Let_50

Just flip it inside out


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

Ha


mikeevans1990

Some drysuits have condoms or catheters or whatever. You pee into them


farting_emu

Pole holder. FISHING POLE holder


SpeckTrout

So that's what keeps the sharks away. I finally got it.🤣


Aviion

If someone seen me wearing this with my wet suit wiener out they’d call the cops


keylimesicles

Oh ya, no. That’s definitely penis


Ceilrux

I wish we still have one of these stores in the US


mancmush

Well if this was a fetishism shop.... and they do have them. That that looks like is a dilfo attachment


1-N-Only-Speedshark

Apparently, diving is a much harder job than I thought!


Glockamole19x

When you get a catch so good you cant wait till you get home🤣


kid-koolin

Lemme get an XXL


[deleted]

You ain’t gotta lie to kick it


elkidoesart

Lmfao


InfiniteEnd2598

Fake wading pants. Literally only exists on this post.


messibessi22

Is that a wetsuit? It looks like it’s for duck hunting lol


petertheo89

It's a full body condom for those extra large loads


Key_Background4488

Why is it so big?


Overworked_one

Why is it so small?


Pastry_d_pounder

The pilot going to have a hard time steering that joystick


Okaplate

r/theyknew