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taffyowner

Just got off a call and it turns out it would be cheaper for me to buy a new car with better ground clearance than repair the garage so we don’t bottom out… so the landlord garbage fix from the previous owners fucks us again


Baseball__And__Stuff

Get the Vengence. https://www.tiktok.com/@mobile_mama/video/7191494155284008238


taffyowner

Lol that might be more expensive than the garage replacement


TheNotoriousJN

I genuinely think Jose Miranda will be an all star eventually. He's incredible. And the leap year on year is legit. He was never a top prospect, and against the odds he's shown he's legit every year. I think he's our 3rd best offensive piece with the potential to end the year as a top 2 in productivity depending on injury


Prez731

Agreed, and hopefully dropping the weight and being moved back to the position he's most comfortable with should improve his defensive benefit as well.


Mthomas1174

What does [Sergio Romo](https://twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1640425513016541185?s=46&t=7zARzE5uvdsi48IuvnNFaA) want to be when he grows up?


Prez731

I remember when he was with the Twins, the radio guys mentioned he'd past the stringent Navy exam to be a nuclear submariner.


taffyowner

Why am I seeing so many deleted comments


Baseball__And__Stuff

Ayy I think it’s 3 of us that have been blocked today.


pjokinen

You’re seeing them too? I figured it was because someone blocked me but I guess that’s not the case


taffyowner

They could have blocked both of us


kjates

Someone blocked you probably It’s always a good feeling for me when I see those because it means I don’t have to block them


taffyowner

I would love to know who lol. it was this one https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesotatwins/comments/123rir1/game_thread_pirates_00_twins_00_march_27_2023/jdwhlui/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


kjates

Oh, someone complaining about how Pablo López doesn’t impress him


taffyowner

Lol just seeing half the conversation is a trip. Keep fighting bullshit


kjates

Haha it is always my joy and delight to do so. Until someone is an insulting prick. Then I block.


davegammelgard

Completely unrelated, but I have neighbors two doors down who are Joe and Miranda. So there's that.


Prez731

Ancient Rich Hill gives up 7 runs and throws 83 pitches, Ryan gives up 0 runs and only throws 48 pitches.🙄I hope Baldi doesn't continue with his yanking starters early again like last season, Gray already made it clear the starters aren't happy with that just yesterday.


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Prez731

It's far from silly, I was making a point about Baldi pulling pitchers far sooner than they should, while the Pirates don't pull a pitcher when they should. Is that helpful?


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Prez731

Well, you're welcome to your irrelevant and silly opinions, just as I am my opinion.


Mthomas1174

Dammit he was ONE PITCH away from a 1-2-3 inning. I still think it's true that Jorge Lopez has not thrown a 1-2-3 inning with the Twins


kjates

wasn’t his first outing with us? I remember something about 8 pitches and being like “the complete opposite of Pagán”


Mthomas1174

Oh I guess you're right according to Baseball Reference. I could've sworn that he hit a batter but I was mistaken


Prez731

So far, I'm not impressed, but the front office once again peddled him as the guy that will get us into the playoffs, just as they did Bundy last season, Shoemaker before so go figure.


kjates

Knowing that you’re talking about Pablo now, I just want to hugely disagree. Pablo is a stud and will be great for us. I think it was a good trade for both teams.


cothomps

Right. Pablo Lopez is not a guy they picked up from the bottom of the aged-free-agent bargain bin.


Prez731

Except his record with the Marlins wasn't exactly eye-popping, nor has he pitched all that eye=popping this spring. Don't get me wrong, I hope he has an excellent regular season, we need it if we want to compete.


WhileParticular7730

The Marlins offense barely scored 2 runs a game


Prez731

The Twins haven't exactly set the baseball world on fire with their ability to score runs either of late. Like I said, I hope he has a good season because we'll need it if we want to play beyond September, I'm just not as optimistic as some. If he does well, nobody will have to shout "I told you so", I'll be more than happy to eat my own words first and admit I was wrong.


WhileParticular7730

To be fair they ended last year on the 8th 9th and 10th option for outfielders and everyone else was stubbing a toe or something hard to have a offense with backups of the backups


Prez731

Not exactly. Even when healthy most of the bats were struggling, especially Sano, Kepler, and Correa. Remember, Correa didn't really catch fire until mid- to late-August, trying to single-handedly carry the team over the finish line, and we all know how that worked out. Obviously Sano is no longer a Twin ... no longer in MLB for that matter he was so bad last year. And of course the Twins tried their hardest to ship away Kepler, despite his nearly winning a gold glove, that's bat confidence right there, we're banking on the scrapping of the shift to get his bat going again this year, again that's confidence in his bat. I'd say the only Twin that had a really solid lengthy offensive streak going was Buxton, which that knee pretty much put an end to. Our offense is going to have to learn to be more consistent than last year if we have any prayer of playing beyond September, in addition to a healthy and producing rotation and improved defense. I don't think people realize how lucky we were to end up only 3rd last season, given everything that was going wrong.


Mthomas1174

The thing is that Lopez CAN be that guy. He showed it with the Orioles last season, just his confidence is not there right now. Bundy and Shoey were always going to be awful and were years removed from any signs of hope


Prez731

My bad, I thought this was Lopez we just got from the Marlins.:$


Mthomas1174

All good. Pablo Lopez has been pretty good. Pitched incredible for Venezuela in the WBC in a game that mattered


Prez731

Well, hopefully he pitches better during the regular season than I've seen thus far in spring. And he didn't exactly have a record that impressed me with the Marlins either.


pjokinen

Bundy and Shoemaker were absolutely never pushed as the missing pieces to the roster. They were always depth pieces who might have a little bit left in the tank.


cothomps

Unfortunately they were also depth pieces that ended up anchoring a rotation out of necessity.


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kjates

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kjates

I’m picturing that as like a belly bump and laughing Mostly because I’m a woman and that’s funny to me instead of cripplingly painful


Rhielml

Shouldn't starting pitchers be stretching out to 70-80 pitches at this point in spring training? Why are they getting pulled before hitting 50? I'm frustratingly confused by this.


dhpmlb

They always dial it back in the final start of spring. The buildup is done. They aim for 3 innings in each guy’s last spring start so he’s fresh for his first start of the regular season.


Mthomas1174

Twins media is going to go berserk when Pablo gets pulled after 4.2 innings on Thursday


Prez731

Especially after Gray's criticism just yesterday on that very point. What is Baldi thinking?


Rhielml

Rich Hill just came back to throw another inning with 67 pitches already. WTH? Why aren't we doing that?


cothomps

… what’s the point?


Prez731

That's ok, the Pirates will get their chance to see what they're likely to get from him this season. I predict 100+ losses again.😛


Prez731

Why is Baldi pulling Ryan?😕


_AlternativeSnacks_

#ALSO ON YOU FACE


taffyowner

I wondered, and yeah Pittsburgh’s RF is the brother of the OSU WR


TheNotoriousJN

Hold on. Solano hit a Home Run?? Are we sure???


taffyowner

Donnie Barrels strikes again


taffyowner

When people say you need to go with the pitch, Juliens hit is a perfect example of that


im_randy_butternubz

Rumors of Richard Hill's Demise have been greatly exaggerated. I can hear him grunting on the radio lol


Prez731

He's just lucky this is a spring game. If this was a regular season game, he'd be long gone.


im_randy_butternubz

He got pulled and then put back in lol


Prez731

Yes, and pretty quickly coughed up a 2-run homer, 7 runs given up all on him.


taffyowner

Rich hill back on the mound because spring training does not matter


taffyowner

Joe Ryan is so hot right now


Mthomas1174

Right now?! Dude is smoking hot 24/7 😍


taffyowner

The scouting report of him being “California cool” is 100% accurate. Dude is so interesting


Prez731

Once again Ryan's pitching well, he's definitely ready for the regular season.


handofluke

How have there been so many infield violations? Maybe they’re just testing the limits.


davegammelgard

That would be my guess. Figure out what they can get away with while the games still don't matter.


im_randy_butternubz

R.I.P Dick Mountain


Mthomas1174

"Finished" Max Kepler casually batting .400 in spring training


pjokinen

Big fan of the organist adding the Law and Order theme to their repertoire


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Athena-196871

Since Gretzky retired


cothomps

Didn’t see Perez putting a 2-2 pitch over the right field fence.


MIDAmultiCruel

Dick Mountain has been leveled.


_AlternativeSnacks_

#ON YOU FACE


handofluke

I’m watching on MLB.TV and they just didn’t show the top of the inning? It was just a long ass commercial break after the pregame for me. Weird.


conniejarnold

Joe was just that fast striking them out!😂


Prez731

Don't worry, the Twins radio stream had their own issues that 1st inning with the audio clipping really bad.


pjokinen

Had the same thing for me, very weird


Reesyrz

Dick Mountain is gonna play for every team before he calls it quits.


azwethinkweizm

Is Joey Gallo making yalls opening day roster?


taffyowner

Absolutely. They’re not going to give him 11 million to not make the opening day roster


MIDAmultiCruel

100%. Hes likely going to be 1B to start the year until Kiriloff gets healthy since we have plenty of OF to go around


azwethinkweizm

Okay cool. Joey was a fan favorite with the Rangers and then got shit on by Yankees fans. Hopefully he becomes a fan favorite with yall under a more relaxed environment (or at least more relaxed than New York and Los Angeles)