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pond_not_fish

pretty sure that's Roy Oswalt


Ok_Background_8601

Thank you, as a Rockies fan I vaguely remember him playing (I remember him sucking as a Rockies)


DeerHunter041674

In his defense, not many pitchers thrived in Colorado.


JELC31

I’ve never seen a Rockies fan in the wild (I’m a huge Rockies fan)


DeerHunter041674

I’m a Met’s fan, but I don’t hate the Rockies. Been to Coors Field. It is a nice stadium. And the fans seemed cool.


lakefunOKC

That’s because you have an owner that doesn’t care about winning. They haven’t tried to win since they had Todd Helton and Larry walker. 20 years ago. It’s sad, because the Rockies fans always supported them at home. I think the years have dwindled that significantly.


garnett21mn

Went to WS with Tulo Holiday


lakefunOKC

Exactly what I said. 20 years since they’ve tried to win. 17 actually. I was just throwing out a number. I was close. They’ve been terrible for some time now. They aren’t loaded at the minor league level either. They are in the lower third by most accounts. The future doesn’t look promising as of now.


babyllamadrama_

As an Orioles fan that lived through the 17 years of our dark losing, I just want to say there is hope. Even with bad ownership there is hope for some type of miracle like we got in Baltimore in 2012 and had some good years to follow. It got absolutely bleak after that stretch but here we are, a great young team and new ownership now. I NEVER thought I'd see this day and you're in a larger market, so ya just never know.


lakefunOKC

Hell, look at the Royals, a once proud franchise reduced to trying to win 2/10 years? They went from 1985 to 2015, 30 years to win again. Baseballs pay structure is pure bullshit. I hate it that teams can’t compete. Waters down the entire league.


SFDreamboat

Although since there are 30 teams, technically winning every 30 years is just about right...Cubs fans would give their left arm for that type of consistency...


Happy_Row_4810

Pray for the Angels!


PinkLedDoors

The issue is that the stadium still makes money. #6 most profitable last year if I remember correctly, but I could be wrong. Denver is quite the hub and a lot of people like to come here to see their team play and vacation. And then the number of transplants who live here who can score tickets to see their home team play for less than 20$ are showing up to a lot of the games aswell. So I’ve noticed (as a transplant myself) it feels like most games have equal if not more fans of the away team. So sadly it appears the owners are still doing well with the team without having to put money into the team.


jesonnier1

Man, that Rockies era had some sluggers.


SFDreamboat

Cool story...my first trip to Coors field I ran into Jerry McMorris. The Rockies were doing well that year, and it was a Mets/Rockies game. I asked him if they had any plans to trade for help, and his response was "Somebody on this field will be wearing a new jersey soon.". Sure enough, they dealt for Bret Saberhagen right after. Great stadium, solid fan base, but MLB prioritizes money or competitiveness. Can confirm, A's fan.


jesonnier1

Y'all have a gorgeous field! I enjoyed the Astros losing on our yearly stadium tour


Olivander1200

I was born a raised in Denver but my family is from Philly so I root for both teams


Rabid_Sloth_

Hey there haha. We exist!


taylordobbs

Okay, can I ask - and I mean this with truly no animosity toward the team or its players and fans - should the Rockies exist? They’ve been a basement team for almost their entire existence and the stadium is a graveyard for pitching careers. Is it viable to have a competitive club at that altitude? I really love baseball and having as many teams in competition as possible, so I just want to say again that I appreciate you Rockies fans and the team. It just makes me sad from afar.


Cheap-Hyena-8155

It’s the lack of humidity!


Rabid_Sloth_

Aside from Ubaldo having an insane year and Jeff Francis being alright, there's no one. Aaron Cook was decent, Marquez makes it tolerable. I do wonder how much of Kyle Freelands success in the majors can be attributed to him pitching at altitude his entire life, he grew up here.


50undAdv1c3

it’s been a while since he had any success


DaxWindham

Ubaldo Jimenezis all I can think of. Lol


Possible_Climate_245

Jeff Francis and Ubaldo Jimenez


Reasonable_Towel8577

Blame it on the altitude I hear.


darbs-face

He was at the very end of his career when he played for Colorado.


mf-TOM-HANK

He was a near-perennial Cy Young contender in Houston but never was able to win one. He had about a season's worth of starts between two seasons in Philadelphia and pitched quite well as part of a star studded rotation but got hurt in the second season and from there his play fell off a cliff


TRoosevelt1776

Phillies fan here. Can confirm that, during his second season in Philadelphia, he got injured and went on the IL for 2 or 3 months and then Osama Bin Laden dies and Oswalt is suddenly back from the IL a week later. Just enough time to get debriefed on an important mission. Coincidence? Almost certainly, but nothing can reasonably be ruled out.


bwebster76

Fell off of a Cliff Lee


BroSquadSkate

Hes the pitcher that did the hidden ball trick with Todd Helton


carramrod23

He was at the end of his career then. Great pitcher!


jakefromadventurtime

One of the great pitchers of the 90s man I lived him and his dirty change


Maleficent_Market_91

Curveball was dirty too. Wish we could clone him for this year


Hasidic_Homeboy254

He was an absolute bad ass in Houston


EzyE080942069

Roy Oswalt. My all time favorite pitcher. He was an absolute stud in Houston.


Big_Character6431

The Rockies special… coming from another Rockies fan haha


NHLAMP

Rocky*


TRoosevelt1776

Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!


NHLAMP

I JUST WANNA ROCK 🪨 BODYODYYAA ✅😎


Better-Pop-3932

Well he was a badass for the Astros !


Pram75

God I'm old.


mimccaul

Reminds me of the tractor story


dr_van_nostren

Agreed


breakfast_scorer

One time he was gifts a bulldozer for winning a playoff game


BJJSox

He was dece


Mindless_Office5870

100% Roy Oswalt. He wore tight pants before it was acceptable!


Longjumping-Hand-464

Yes! Roy Oswalt!


emotionaltrashman

Roy Oswalt 


Airedale603

Roy Harvey Oswalt.


PooPclaw

I feel like that was the official facial hair of the astros for those years


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Ah yes. The Red Brick Chin Patch. The official facial hair of Houston when I lived there.


Statboy1

That was the official facial hair of the late 90's early/ early 2k


Devilsdance

(Not so) Coincidentally, that's the same facial hair all of my created players/wrestlers in video games had when I was a kid.


Hasidic_Homeboy254

Mine back then too:-)


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Going through the rosters on MLB2K7 is a time capsule of mid 2000’s chinstraps, goatees, and soul patches.


HoldMyBreadstick

Billy Wagner had it too


Grohlforprez2016

Royyyyy. Man, i loved watching him pitch.


thisortheapocalypse

![gif](giphy|HdYuCMlT7WRd6|downsized)


master_power

Incredible loop.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Charles Schwab over here 🤌


nothatdoesntgothere

Roy Oswalt. He was pretty good at pitching.


hrdsvn

Roy Oswalt


DaFloppyWeiners

I remember when the Astros owner Drayton McClane gifted him an Astros decorated bulldozer for his farm in Mississippi for getting the team into the playoffs and they had to reword his contract to make it legit.


Jermcutsiron

Then they made a bobblehead out of this. https://www.ebay.com/itm/285847265381?itmmeta=01HZND3XCBPY6SQHJXCQF0DJPV&hash=item428dd32065:g:jkEAAOSwxcFmOUMB&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8JfY6aGakLF78u79NiWgWutISYLFzkOx9pTQ97zmfG6PC7T0S302KhcvmtTx7FLPW4eqLEqpa%2Bx%2FkWKenwn3ZWtdxO5jiwMbKIjt8vpBhU4ZIu1ZYl%2Bo8DKBz91NMQXnLbfEEO1z1FDIIIyZA56JtLu9TW6o1daiSvhEPeK6jx0%2BQ4NY%2BeaqQz%2FCuk39lwSqQjaUk5vGufmftoqM5ciaxfYu3yM8G3PwRwILiB5FSH%2Fdb8xZGLI3eYN3F4VyTv3v8dO0e%2BKAlTt5tKWofnBSUdSy3MAtBo%2BnzFgu5hrvQWL438KXqiJB74BGC42TQ2pt5g%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR6DWj639Yw P.S. I have one.


Stro-Bro

So Dope, I remember that! Thank you!


jesonnier1

I'll buy it.


One-Family

Yeah, you don't get more "country" than that guy. You wouldn't really know it by looking at him, but after you hear him talk... 😂


loughcash

Do you know the story of the electrical accident that scared his elbow tissue?


loughcash

Sorry u/Longhorn_TOG looks like you’re all over this one. Go Astros!!!


Bigtsez

He was part of that amazing 2011 pitching corps that the Phillies had - Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels, Roy Oswalt, and Joe Blanton. https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/544102-the-2010-phillies-and-the-5-greatest-pitching-rotations-of-all-time.amp.html


thedkexperience

“and Joe Blanton” lol


JasperStrat

I believe the last pitcher to homer in a World Series game is in that rotation, want to guess who?


jesonnier1

Roy O hit a few dingers in his day, but based on the nature of this comment, I'm assuming ot wasn't him?


JasperStrat

Nope, it was Blanton. Unless someone did it in 2019 or 2021. I didn't watch all the games and those were the last years it was possible.


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thedkexperience

Haha all good man. He was most certainly on the staff lol


master_power

He could've been a number 3 on many staffs. He was solid. To have him as our number 5 was part of what made the rotation so complete.


ishzach

As a Braves fan, this gives me PTSD


Possible_Climate_245

The fact that the 2011 world series wasn’t Phillies Red Sox is still insane. Halladay, Lee, Hamels, Oswalt, Blanton against Lester, Beckett, Lackey, Buchholz, and Matsuzaka. And then Ryan howard, utley, victorino, carlos ruiz, rollins vs Ortiz, Pedroia, Ellsbury, adrian gonzalez, carl crawford


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

Can’t forget about The Vanimal


Comfortable_Boss_734

Oswalt fell victim to the Rally Squirrel in those 2011 playoffs.


Professional_Shoe392

The wizard


Rangers85

You’re just having a hard time remembering him because all of his starts were so quick. This dude would never need the pitch clock.


ThayerRex

Had some good years with the Astros


nubbinssawyer_

Roy Oswalt


Available_Motor5980

I remember him getting a bulldozer when he played for the Astros. Got the bobblehead of it too!


Stro-Bro

I’d love to see that


Jermcutsiron

You're in luck my friend https://www.ebay.com/itm/285847265381?itmmeta=01HZND3XCBPY6SQHJXCQF0DJPV&hash=item428dd32065:g:jkEAAOSwxcFmOUMB&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8JfY6aGakLF78u79NiWgWutISYLFzkOx9pTQ97zmfG6PC7T0S302KhcvmtTx7FLPW4eqLEqpa%2Bx%2FkWKenwn3ZWtdxO5jiwMbKIjt8vpBhU4ZIu1ZYl%2Bo8DKBz91NMQXnLbfEEO1z1FDIIIyZA56JtLu9TW6o1daiSvhEPeK6jx0%2BQ4NY%2BeaqQz%2FCuk39lwSqQjaUk5vGufmftoqM5ciaxfYu3yM8G3PwRwILiB5FSH%2Fdb8xZGLI3eYN3F4VyTv3v8dO0e%2BKAlTt5tKWofnBSUdSy3MAtBo%2BnzFgu5hrvQWL438KXqiJB74BGC42TQ2pt5g%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR6DWj639Yw


Available_Motor5980

That’s the one!


Jermcutsiron

I have one too, it's awesome.


Available_Motor5980

If I didn’t leave it at my parents when I moved out I’d share a pic of mine lol


Mudman171

I Played against him in high school in the early to mid '90s


Cold-Description-836

Roy Oswalt


SoggyPants85651

Patton Oswalt


Mindless_Piano_8262

Ratatouille but it’s a rat under a baseball cap


Harriet_tubman22

Roy Oswalt…


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Come on man you can’t identify Roy Oswalt? Give us a hard one


ThoseDamnKidsAgain

Roy Oswalt was an absolute nightmare every time he faced my Reds. Killed them. Every. Time.


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Roy Oswalt


FuzzyScarf

“Little Roy” as Jimmy Rollins would call him. (Halladay was Big Roy.)


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Roy Oswalt


Intelligent_Put_2486

Roy oswalt


jjump7

Roy Oswalt Astros


ryeguymft

Roy Oswalt who was amazing for a while


Longhorn_TOG

I love Roy...to me he was our greatest pitcher since Ryan..... The story about how he got his arm shocked while changing spark plugs or something and never felt pain in it again is one of my favorites. Was so sad when they traded him.


jesonnier1

JV is our greatest pitcher since Ryan, IMHO.


Longhorn_TOG

hence why i said "was"


Ok-Assistant-2684

Roy Oswalt, finally knew one of these


Belt-Fed_240

The Astros bought him a bulldozer


bikinipopsicle

Roy Oswalt!


Even-Juggernaut-3433

Roy Oswalt


RallySausage

Dude was awesome for a while.


bigtex_90

Roy Oswalt


TJ_BLUE_1457

Roy Oswalt


DonutCrusader96

Roy Oswalt. The Wizard!!!


Academic-Pass-3356

Looks like Roy Oswalt. Had one of the weirdest combined team no-hitters ever.


Trib3tim3

Roy Oswalt


soxacub

That’s uncle ROY


drewski7980

Definitely Roy oswalt


HODChiefREAL

Oswalt. The great Roy Oswalt.


Real-Psychology-4261

Roy Oswalt. Took me 2 seconds to look at it.


Difficult-Repair1295

Still can’t believe that Oswalt, Halliday, Hamels and Lee Phillies team didn’t make the World Series.


Desperate_Metal_2165

Clemens petite and him did tho


MaloneSeven

Nolan Ryan


Crowingrooster1

Roy Oswalt?


FigSideG

Wow there’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. Forgot about him


ZobRombie65

Roy Oswalt was awesome


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Roy baby


Striking-Ad-8694

Roy Oswalt


Bradway19341

Roy Oswalt was great for the astros…


Immediate-Ad-5122

Roy Oswalt


MonkeyPox37

I loved Roy O. He pitched with a pitch clock before pitch clocks were a thing.


aloofman75

This was not that hard. You can see half the letters on his jersey. Were you high during that hour?


Jacksondrill904

That'd be Roy Oswalt. He and Roy Halladay (RIP) were pretty damn dominant in the 2000's. Halladay was definitely the better Roy of the two, but Oswalt was very very good


qbnlinxx33

Roy Oswald rookie year. He looks short so


jesonnier1

That's definitely Roy Oswalt.


SadPhase2589

Albert Pujols broke him.


Hasidic_Homeboy254

Roy Oswalt


Astrosfan34

[Roy O’s career highlights](https://youtu.be/LQXTqLjOiW8?si=MJAKCnK-1bN012-B)


moonpie_creampie69

Roy Oswalt with his terrible facial hair


ChoiceDepartment7773

Roy Oswalt


Mountain-Wall-5397

Hi


ExternalMean3934


interstatesntents

I know this sub would know the answer way better than me but I loved going down the internet rabbit hole... * Looked up the hat -> Astros * Looked up the patch -> 2001 * Looked at 2001 Astros pitching roster for last names with AT * Oswalt make sense for that signature


CRUSHCITY4

It’s funny I’ll go to Astros games and anyone under the age of 20 doesn’t even know who Randy Johnson is


Ok_Background_8601

I’m stupid, but I’m not that stupid


Diligent_Web_7356

A hour? How about an hour?


HoldMyBreadstick

Roy Oswalt


gQXaLExMEYrFe

Roy Oswalt


blackh0

One of my favorite pitchers of all time.


Llamar25

Oswalt, took one look at


Spark_1971

Definitely Roy Oswalt. Better question is what’s the deal with that frame?


Famous-Weight-4828

I agree. Oswalt


Possible_Climate_245

Roy oswalt


Jaded-Function

Roy Oswalt throwing a four seamer to strikeout Albert Pujols in 2005 NLCS Game 4........maybe.


Comfortable_Load5320

Pretty sure it's Pedro Martines when he was young


Substantial-Film-136

Roy Oswalt


BigRedThread

Crazy how much the look of some teams change over the years. The Astros jersey and branding is nothing like that anymore, not even any of the colors.


Ok_Background_8601

Yeah, I think that the Astros should go back to this look. The logo and colors were clean.


Bennghazi

That's a really nice frame!


DaFloppyWeiners

Little trivia...Oswalt was a part of the 3 headed monster of 3 astros young starters who all came up thru the minors together. Name the other 2 sp?


zaypac

Roy O!


Substantial-Story275

Roy Osealt was a pitcher with Houston Astro and Texas Ranger


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fishingforreds1965

Bs. Click bait🤬


SandwichApart6599

Cool photo. Stefan Denser


DaFloppyWeiners

I just cant believe that he hit such a rock bottom of marrying mama june aka honey boo boo's mom. Surely that mlb pension is better than that???


Turby64RNR64

Oswalt for sure


[deleted]

Oswald. Filthy 12-6


DryAfternoon7779

Roy Oswalt was a solid pitcher


arrbez

Roy Oswat


mebnt2

Ikf


MaxPower836

I see you’re a bowling fan


DerrickRR333

Roy Oswalt was FN Awesome. I hated that dude!


r_r_w

In an hour you still didn’t notice the 40 year Astros anniversary patch and look up the Astros roster from that year on baseball reference. Don’t quit your day job to become a detective my friend.


KansasCityMaggot

Mike Tyson


TexasDrill777

Looks like a farmer


garnett21mn

You’re obviously not a golfer


BenHogan1971

forget the name of the player.....why would you get such a fancy frame for that?


Ok_Background_8601

I found it at a thrift store. And I got it because I knew that the early to mid Astros pitching staff was pretty good


BitterStatus9

He’s on the Astros. Name seems to have “A” and “T” toward the end. I’ve got it: ASSHAT.


petey_wheatstraw_99

Wizard of Oz, Roy Oswald


Lets_go_Stros2017

*Wizard of Oz, Roy Oswalt


teddybundlez

That’s how a hat should fit


Dramatic_Tree_9391

Astro lover answer. He was ok


CombinationHairy3887

andrew donut


Ok-Dragonfly8335

Aroldis Chapman


One-Family

Oswaldis Royman