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DelcoTank

Anyone who puts effort in on the 2024 White Sox is absolutely wasting their time. Including the players on the team.


kidkessler

As a die hard who watches most games, this comment is both accurate and painful.


DelcoTank

My condolences.


Even-Juggernaut-3433

Ouch but true. Please let jerry expire already


ZWils23

A few of their young pitchers are pretty legit though


impy695

I've been saying they're 2 years away from being scary good for a while now. They've signed big players, they've had great prospects, but they just haven't out it all together. It's bizarre


ZWils23

Not all that different from the Royals a few years ago or the Mariners


Flamemypickle

You're reading a rankings list. This type of article is just a garbage opinion piece anyways,  so you're kind of getting what you bargained for


Beteldjeuce

Power rankings are the buzzfeed listicle of the sports world.


ArchieConnors

If we don't engage with "power rankings" Ben Verlander doesn't eat


JasperStrat

If that is true I promise to boycott all power rankings in professional sports. Can I get that in writing?


Any-Information-8235

I don’t care what it is. It’s the whitesox. You don’t do anything to support that kind of trash.


Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

“I’m not gay but 470ft is 470ft.”


pinniped1

Every field is Coors Field if you have enough Coors


somethingnew_18

I wake up in a coors field everyday and I don’t even have to try


THEace4825

Or weed. You will certainly feel a mile high.


EnclaveNick

It clearly says Guaranteed rate field behind it in the picture. Maybe it would have been 490 at Coors.


Otherwise_Abalone_60

Kinda makes it more impressive though


Hot_Cardiologist_133

Lmao coors feild is in Chicago now??🤣


georgstgeegland

I will say there is a lot of coors floating around that stadium, per capita


Hot_Cardiologist_133

They anit got nothing on wrigley feild drunks, you'd be surprised how sloppy they get


MainPeanut25

High school level filler words


TonofSoil

It’s called journalism, look it up. Edit: damn yall, sarcasm.


OldGamerGuy5

What on earth could they possibly talk about?? Current laughing stock, atleast he didn’t torch them.


freshnewstrt

He's saying they could at least get the stadium the game was played in correct


OldGamerGuy5

Ohhh my b


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GrandJudgment

Probably more effort than the White Sox have put in all season long don't worry


mebnt2

Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox


AllEliteSchmuck

This is literally the auto response on r/baseballcirclejerk


Interesting_Rock_318

To many people not getting your reference


Powerful_Cup2376

The game was in Chicago and not Coors Field


Electrical_Turn_4359

That reads like it was written by ChatGPT and then, as pointed out, not edited well.


Own_Platypus9011

Why spend time talking about a baseball team that doesn’t spend time trying to win baseball?


ulol_zombie

To entertain myself, I read that in my head as Will Ferrell as Harry Caray


Mammoth-Error1577

MLB.com 'articles' are always '1 player from each team's low effort crap to get views.


CitizenNaab

When did Coors Field move?


jclind96

is this the Athletic? Their coverage has gone to absolute SHIT for any team outside a top-5 market. Bring back Dan Connelly you cowards!


jclind96

nvm appears to be MLB.com - same sentiment though!


wooston_fanatic

"Remember that time, when the White Sox wore their home uniforms while playing in Colorado?" -The author probably


slippin_park

"Power rankings" listicle is shittily-written, more at 11


Sad_Swiz_Kid

I write power rankings for my fantasy football leagues and can confirm: it becomes mighty tough finding positive things to say about the basement dwellers by the halfway point of the season. 470 feet is 470 feet indeed


juggdish

You’ve clearly never read the CFB Bottom 10, then. Quite a lot of effort for the worst of the worst. And since my team is often featured, it’s the only time I get to read about them.


Parking_Zucchini_963

So just like 2005 never happened, Now there ball park isn’t there?


StonksNewGroove

The writers: “Yeah, I know of one guy on the Sox”


Tmk1283

“All that sort of business.” Love it!


remembahwhen

.209 batting average


GoBlueFuckOhio

Man, wow


Traditional_Ad_8779

Someone needs a hobby.


BurgerBob1010

The power rankings analysis is always garbage, good teams or bad. Usually it’s some painfully obvious take like “man, [xyz team] is playing great right now, they should be playoff bound for sure”. Throw in some boring ass stats, throw in some casual lines to make the writer seem more down to earth, and boom… publish


TopshelfWhiskey88

Huge Blackhawks fan. Watching their season despite the Bedard highlights was painful. Hearing of the White Sox’ dismal season watched a few games over the last month. Wow - I thought it was hard to be a Blackhawks fan during this rebuild. White Sox are seriously one of the worst MLB teams fielded in recent memory. Will they be worse than the 2019/2003 Tigers….maybe?


bolts_win_again

This writer put in more effort than Reinsdorf has.


Big-Inspector-8824

That looks suspiciously like ESPN formatting and their writers being shit is becoming more and more an across the board kinda deal


KJM31422

The entire post is low effort.... It's a weekly ranking article and they've been the worst team in the league literally all season. What do you want them to talk about?


Able_Mountain9192

Jesus


RavenReel

So do their owners and GMs


IndividualHelpful820

People actually watch the white Sox’s? 👀


RBCplayer

As a twins fan, I’m glad to have this team as our “rivals”


MyEzLife

Unfortunately, a 470’ HR doesn’t add any more runs to the score than one that barely clears the fence. Is that worth $8M+/year?


Otherwise_Abalone_60

Except it wasn’t Coors Field


sdrmSlash

Tyler Maher at Sports Illustrated is the king of terrible low-effort writing, and he does it for the good teams too.


DataNo7004

I don’t want anything that has the stank of the Chicago White Sox near any of the teams I root for.


CriticalMassWealth

Stephen A. Jackson write that?


Miles_vel_Day

~~My somewhat shaky memory is that Coors adds high single-digits percentage to fly ball distances. (Obviously dependent on launch angle.) So that might be a 430, 440 foot blast elsewhere. Which is still a hell of a dong. How many home runs of that distance get hit in a season, anyway? Less than 100 I assume. 440 will still get you to The Black at Yankee Stadium and many years no balls are hit there at all.~~ Didn't notice the main theme of the post! You'd think the white with black pinstripes would've tipped him off. So, to make the coefficient observation useful - it might have been 500+ ft at Coors.


NotDukeOfDorchester

I don’t hate it