More like his girlfriend won't *have* a boyfriend much longer due to him drinking muck out of that pot.
The good news is that the bacteria has do a restart after every high-heat usage.
Clean your shit. That is going to make a terrible brew with the amount of stale rancid coffee oils. That is disgusting and unhygienic. Clean that before you start a new pandemic.
You remind me of drool and pond scum you degenerate zit on the butt cheek of society. Your life is a love letter to stupidity and I may never get over the shame of belonging to the same species as you.
Did you follow the manual instructions ? Also wtf you drank coffee out of that serious health issues awaits you mentaly and phisically to think that you drank out off that
Sorry was on mobile so not good spelling correctly but did you saw the manual at 1 point and just decided to YOLO it ? What are you gonna do with that now that it's no longer useable ?
9/10 quality troll post. Could have a picture of a watery jet of soapy brown bubbles coming out or some cloudy brew mixed with cold milk for the chefs kiss 10/10 score
Finally someone not complaining about the slight discolouration in their pot. When you replace the gasket in a year or two, you might consider getting a silicone one, though.
8/10. Pointedly mean and valid question. I clean nothing. My house, van and internal organs are also covered in black soot. The excrement in my kitty litter box has gotten so high I use it as a bookshelf and I've been wearing the same two socks for 15 years.
>I've been wearing the same two socks for 15 years.
I think they're probably just part of your foot skin now. Do they really count as socks at this point?
The cowboy down yonder said that's how it's done and dangnabbit that is indeed how's it done. Id take a cup because I'm obviously missing something this gotta be the hidden El Dorado of coffee.
I see you enjoy a daily cup of botulism and sunshine. Your innards are either well preserved or are riddled with rotted potholes that are going to contribute to your very slow and painful demise. Your dedication to your crusty mokapot is equally disturbing and admirable. It takes dedication, endurance, and a remarkable constitution to survive the daily swill that this deathly tankard produces.
Honestly, I don’t care if you clean your moka pot. I sort of disagree it’s a health hazard because hot acidic coffee probably keeps any real pathogens at bay as long as it’s a daily driver. What I would worry about is safety. If you clog your funnel and mung up the pressure relief then you’ve got problems.
What the heck, someone take my moka pot away if i ever do that, if i dont clean it every use and use a paper filter i cannot drink the coffee, i am in absolute awe that someone can have a palate this bad, what you are drinking is just soiled water with some coffee extracted into it
Holy fuck, this is beyond disgusting it’s admirable. I’m kind of a bit proud of your commitment. Honestly though, when you get tired of drinking anus coffee at least scrub it and replace the gasket.
Many Italians say they never clean their pot. I guess this is what that looks like although I doubt they are this brave to not even change or clean the gasket area. Enjoy your moka!
I am Italian. I always replace the gasket every few months.
I found out that in the USA, where I live now, many who use the moka have no idea that the gasket needs to be replaced from time to time.
I do not wash my mokas every time, but I rinse them with water. Wash occasionally. Sometimes a deep cleaning with vinegar, water, baking soda, dish soap.
I replace more like after 4/5 months. I use it daily once or twice. But I have been reusing the silicone ones after a hot vinegar soak.
When the rubber gasket turns medium/dark brown I replace it.
You are supposed to clean your moka pot not only to get the best coffee but to avoid getting sick if you’ve been drinking outta this for a long time like this then you’ve either fucked you long term health or developed your immune system immensely
I once had a prof who had a coffee mug he'd refused to wash for over 10 years. It was black inside.
I'd lick the coating off that mug before I came near anything that came out of your moka pot.
This may be more of a health hazard than my 50oz jug of homemade energy drink.
I mix 50oz of espresso with my 3-5 cups of my special blend.
The result is a sludgy, gritty black substance that tastes so bitter that upon drinking you violently shudder.
I like it that way, the bitterness wakes me up, I add dried chilis to my cauldron and I bet your drink still is more painful to drink.
This is like the weird part of YouTube you find at 3am where a guy with latex gloves is vacuuming brown sludge out of someone's ear, but for coffee drinkers. I'm horrified, yet I kinda want to see a video of you slowly cutting off whatever that is in the last photo. Shame on you, and thanks.
6/10 this seems unrelated but yes I occasionally do. A good day would be coffee from this pot and a little mushy get me going. Let me guess -- you don't do shrooms
At least you’ll never know if you spend a long time on the toilet from the coffee or the putrid bacterial gut infection you’re giving yourself each morning!
This is seasoned to perfection. Grandma’s cast iron pan makes the best fried chicken, and your mokapot makes the best coffee. Everyone else doling out insults hasn’t tasted real flavor.
If this mokapot could say something it would be: i need my ass wiped or will you eat my poo?
The visuals from those pics, man...it is a roller coaster of life and death, pick-a-poison game...you chose. Those stuff grow there to slowly eat you from inside to leave your anus looking like that in the last pic: "karma" - the mokapot said...Fin
Here's your to do list:
1. Clean the damn thing
2. Shave your neck beard
3. Throw away your waifu pillow "girlfriend" that thing is probably just as nasty
Yeah, long do live the mokapot cause you definitely wont be. Your "gasket" is starting to look like an anus man.
9/10 it honestly does
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Not for long!
Because she’s gonna leave him? Or he’ll be dead?
Only time will tell which will come first
9/10 this one stung. Good work
More like his girlfriend won't *have* a boyfriend much longer due to him drinking muck out of that pot. The good news is that the bacteria has do a restart after every high-heat usage.
I came to comment this
This is heinous and you should be embarrassed.
8/10 big fan of the word heinous. Keep it alive
It kinda looks like you’re keeping it alive my dude
I’m sorry man but that’s absolutely disgusting. And probably a health hazard…
5/10 more creativity plz
Just wipe it with paper towel when wet. The patina will be gone mostly
You're an absolute idiot
10/10 cannot be topped. Well done
We need r/mokapotcirclejerk for this shit
Start it and make OP mod too.
Just did lmao
😂❤️
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I agree. It sent me too lmao
Clean your shit. That is going to make a terrible brew with the amount of stale rancid coffee oils. That is disgusting and unhygienic. Clean that before you start a new pandemic.
9/10 love the pandemic part. Good work
NSFW! 😳
9/10 this one got me. Solid
Hahaha thank you for the post and replies. Was my first big laugh of the day. Keep that high heat roaring boss!
This is the most nasty thing I have seen this year! wow!, the coffee most taste like actual shit!
8/10 thank you. It does indeed
Damn, did you find that at the bottom of the ocean that things got barnacles growing off of it haha.
10/10 creative and funny. Love to see it
Mans living in 1869, probably gonna contract black lung
7/10 lol black lung. Very good
You remind me of drool and pond scum you degenerate zit on the butt cheek of society. Your life is a love letter to stupidity and I may never get over the shame of belonging to the same species as you.
9.5/10 lol good work here. Some deep cuts with big energy. Feels a little wordy, though, my only complaint.
I refuse to believe this is real.
7/10 it unfortunately is real. I'll make you a cup anytime
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10/10 lok
Did you follow the manual instructions ? Also wtf you drank coffee out of that serious health issues awaits you mentaly and phisically to think that you drank out off that
6/10 too many grammar mistakes and health concerns. Also, obviously I didn't read the manual.
Sorry was on mobile so not good spelling correctly but did you saw the manual at 1 point and just decided to YOLO it ? What are you gonna do with that now that it's no longer useable ?
The patina 😍
8/10. Love it
9/10 quality troll post. Could have a picture of a watery jet of soapy brown bubbles coming out or some cloudy brew mixed with cold milk for the chefs kiss 10/10 score
10/10 gold star
Moka Pot? More like Moka Potty!
10/10 love it
I know a hoarder when I see one.
8/10 seems slightly personal but not that far off. You seem rude and I like that
Finally someone not complaining about the slight discolouration in their pot. When you replace the gasket in a year or two, you might consider getting a silicone one, though.
Master. Teach us your ways.
Bro a 10 second rinse with water will keep your Moka clean for years. This isn't something to be proud of. It's gross.
7/10. OK fine. Thank you. Lack of creativity but I do appreciate the honesty
Ok I'll try harder: that's not a Moka Pot. That's a Crappa Pot. ;)
Lollll 10/10
It probably tastes like mold and mildew.
9/10. It does. Unfortunately the coffee taste can sometimes get in the way
That looks disgusting IOW that shouldn’t look remotely the way it does.
7/10 true
I mean you must get some dope flavors out of that
Nowt wrong with that - give mine a few more years and it'll look just like it.
Grody to the max dude.
10/10 grody is an under used word and I love it
Then I’m sure you’ll like it when I tell you to clean your damn mokapot, you jabroni
this is nasty af, what else dont you clean?
8/10. Pointedly mean and valid question. I clean nothing. My house, van and internal organs are also covered in black soot. The excrement in my kitty litter box has gotten so high I use it as a bookshelf and I've been wearing the same two socks for 15 years.
>I've been wearing the same two socks for 15 years. I think they're probably just part of your foot skin now. Do they really count as socks at this point?
I like it :)
Would you make a video of that moka pot ?
Ummm, you're Chad I guess?
8/10 big time
the fucking moka pot exists in the upside down! 🤓
8.5 out of ten. This is solid. Nerdy emoje really brings it together.
Thank you, thank you 😊
The cowboy down yonder said that's how it's done and dangnabbit that is indeed how's it done. Id take a cup because I'm obviously missing something this gotta be the hidden El Dorado of coffee.
Puke.
What the fuck
This is the best post ever. If you have survived this for the last 10 years, you'll be living until you're 100. Hell yeah brutha!
Do you bathe
7/10 no we dont
Checks out, carry on
OP is chaotic as fuck. I love it lol.
10/10 thank you for the appreciation. It's a tough crowd out here
Gross.
6/10 true but lacking in creativity
Your gasket is trying to commit suicide to end the abuse
10/10 underrated comment. Very good
SHAME…. 🔔 SHAME…. 🔔
10/10 this one made me literally lol
Tks for letting us roast you, that was fun. (could’ve lived without photos 4 & 6 tho, lol… blechh) …and photos 1-3 & 5….
I don't understand how the gasket can look like that, lol.
It's puckering for a Kiss 👄
Looks like it needs its salad tossed!
No, thanks. I'll make coffee before I come over.
10/10 comment here. Simple but effective and also funny
So what’s the problem? We all love our coffee our own special way…
I see you enjoy a daily cup of botulism and sunshine. Your innards are either well preserved or are riddled with rotted potholes that are going to contribute to your very slow and painful demise. Your dedication to your crusty mokapot is equally disturbing and admirable. It takes dedication, endurance, and a remarkable constitution to survive the daily swill that this deathly tankard produces.
10/10 see this is the kind of comment I'm looking for. Thank you.
Honestly, I don’t care if you clean your moka pot. I sort of disagree it’s a health hazard because hot acidic coffee probably keeps any real pathogens at bay as long as it’s a daily driver. What I would worry about is safety. If you clog your funnel and mung up the pressure relief then you’ve got problems.
That’s when your mokka pot creates you a new sunroof in your ceiling.
9/10 this is good. Thanks for the info
What the heck, someone take my moka pot away if i ever do that, if i dont clean it every use and use a paper filter i cannot drink the coffee, i am in absolute awe that someone can have a palate this bad, what you are drinking is just soiled water with some coffee extracted into it
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Keep this to yourself
Have you been getting sick a lot lately and you don’t know why? This is why.
Now that’s a goal to work towards.. that thing is messed up !
Ebola
Holy fuck, this is beyond disgusting it’s admirable. I’m kind of a bit proud of your commitment. Honestly though, when you get tired of drinking anus coffee at least scrub it and replace the gasket.
Many Italians say they never clean their pot. I guess this is what that looks like although I doubt they are this brave to not even change or clean the gasket area. Enjoy your moka!
I am Italian. I always replace the gasket every few months. I found out that in the USA, where I live now, many who use the moka have no idea that the gasket needs to be replaced from time to time. I do not wash my mokas every time, but I rinse them with water. Wash occasionally. Sometimes a deep cleaning with vinegar, water, baking soda, dish soap.
Yes always replace the gasket when replacement is needed. If your doing it every couple of months you must make great use of the pot. Bravo!
I replace more like after 4/5 months. I use it daily once or twice. But I have been reusing the silicone ones after a hot vinegar soak. When the rubber gasket turns medium/dark brown I replace it.
You are supposed to clean your moka pot not only to get the best coffee but to avoid getting sick if you’ve been drinking outta this for a long time like this then you’ve either fucked you long term health or developed your immune system immensely
This seems like a piece of evidence from Ted Bundy’s apartment.
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
This is the Mokapot of someone who pets bunny rabbits too hard.
Gasket looks like my asshole after an all-you-can-eat hoedown at the golden corral. Bet it doesn't taste as nice either
Jesus christ
“i’ve never cleaned it” wtf 🤮
I once had a prof who had a coffee mug he'd refused to wash for over 10 years. It was black inside. I'd lick the coating off that mug before I came near anything that came out of your moka pot.
The hideousness of this moka pot will haunt my dreams forever.
This may be more of a health hazard than my 50oz jug of homemade energy drink. I mix 50oz of espresso with my 3-5 cups of my special blend. The result is a sludgy, gritty black substance that tastes so bitter that upon drinking you violently shudder. I like it that way, the bitterness wakes me up, I add dried chilis to my cauldron and I bet your drink still is more painful to drink.
Does this quality for r/espressocirclejerk ?
To clean this do you just look in the direction of a bottle of soap?
r/moldlyinteresting?
My man knows what he likes, live your life king
Hartlet!
This is like the weird part of YouTube you find at 3am where a guy with latex gloves is vacuuming brown sludge out of someone's ear, but for coffee drinkers. I'm horrified, yet I kinda want to see a video of you slowly cutting off whatever that is in the last photo. Shame on you, and thanks.
I feel bad for anyone who has to be within 10 feet of your mouth.
Let me guess -- you also do shrooms.
6/10 this seems unrelated but yes I occasionally do. A good day would be coffee from this pot and a little mushy get me going. Let me guess -- you don't do shrooms
I’d be willing to bet there are micro shrooms growing in there!
You’re sooo cool man. Wicked edgy.
I’m scared
Need to clean with water after every use. Easy to do and worth the effort (ur brews contain rancid coffee otherwise) .
Watch this mother fucker gonna live till 127
What’s meth like?
Why don’t you clean it 🙈
Can I ask why you use tongs lol
Why?
Looks like a booty Hole
Bro please… it takes 2 mins to clean it after making a coffee
Happy to see the moka from the Vermont cabin found it's way out of that old Goodwill and into your home.
You’re supposed to wash it.
I’ve seen cleaner looking toilet bowls in my local 7Eleven.
At least you’ll never know if you spend a long time on the toilet from the coffee or the putrid bacterial gut infection you’re giving yourself each morning!
Gotcha I heard from James Hoffman yt channel that boiling water first does help with the flavor. I will have to give it a go.
If this thIs your mokapot, I don't wanna see your foreskin.
I can never cook with this thing. It’s always burned tasting.
This is seasoned to perfection. Grandma’s cast iron pan makes the best fried chicken, and your mokapot makes the best coffee. Everyone else doling out insults hasn’t tasted real flavor.
If this mokapot could say something it would be: i need my ass wiped or will you eat my poo? The visuals from those pics, man...it is a roller coaster of life and death, pick-a-poison game...you chose. Those stuff grow there to slowly eat you from inside to leave your anus looking like that in the last pic: "karma" - the mokapot said...Fin
Homeless man's moka pot. That's revolting
How does the coffee taste? Have you thought about getting a new one to compare?
Ah, I remember being a newb.
We’re you by chance in the Navy?
Let’s see what your teeth look like.
bruh it ain't cast iron
Ew
You seem like the kind of guy who doesn't wash cast iron because you don't understand what seasoning is
It’s RAW!
If you were elderly that would probably kill you. Clean your shit my guy...it would be really embarrassing to end up in the hospital for the luls
The last pic is where he gets the taint butter
That’s so rancid omg how’d she not dump you over this
This man’s blood probably has more heavy metals in it than Flint Michigan water.
Here's your to do list: 1. Clean the damn thing 2. Shave your neck beard 3. Throw away your waifu pillow "girlfriend" that thing is probably just as nasty
Wow, you've actually somehow managed to make my desire to ever drink coffee again almost non-existent! Disgusting!
disgusting you can almost smell this mfs house through the pictures
The last picture made that Rick and Morty song "Hey Mr. Poopy Butthole" start playing in my head.
That looks pretty goddayum dank
Bet his bathroom looks just like this too
So what kind if Doctor are you? Ortho? Maybe aerospace engineer?
it adds flavor
boiling some vinegar could help ymmv
So… WHY haven’t you cleaned it?
You’re a sick fuck
What the actual fuck lmaooo
It shouldn’t look like this. Have you been replacing the rings? Mine is scratched, but there’s no buildup
Fuck me to tears mate, you are a wild man.
Ewww what the actual FUCK.....are you being for real?! Ha....
This might be worse than beheading videos.
No hate, just give us an update on your health in your future sometime. Not now, later on in life.
He does this so he can say his girlfriend makes good coffee. Props to you my man, I couldn't do it.
Why?
Bros drinking that mokapot gasket taint bean juice.
Look like UTI waiting to happen
Gross. Replace the gasket and clean it out.
Replace that gasket oh my god
How are you still alive bro
I genuinely thought this post was referring to smoking marijuana… this is for coffee? 😭😭🤮
You could spend less time cleaning your moka pot than posting this and rating comments 😂 🤮 But I love the procrastination 😜
🤢 🤮 💩
Why are you like this
👍🏻👍🏻 looking good my friend