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InventorOfCorn

Granted. Men's mental health issues are now considered unimportant


Saltymeetloaf

So granted with no change (This is a joke)


Yillick

Granted, Dr Pepper, Dr Oz, and Dr Disrespect make a pledge to take women’s health issues more seriously 


JadziaTrillDax

Granted, now insane asylums are making come back


JaxonatorD

Granted, every woman is now believed no matter the circumstance. Doctors and hospitals are filled up with people who may just have period cramps really bad. No man can find a hospital bed and many die from ligma because they have gone untreated. If a woman stubs her toe, she is taken immediately to the ER. Due to this, women stop going to the hospital all together because the medical bills become too much to handle. Eventually, women also start dying of untreated ligma. The population collapses.


Correctguy678

From ligma


DreamingofRlyeh

Granted. Instead, they share the intimate details with everyone they meet. That STD you had? The whole town knows about it. Your sister's vaginismus? Everyone knows about that, too. And your best friend's struggles with her mental health. And your grandmother's Alzheimers diagnosis.


The_Elite_Operator

Granted they go back to blood letting for all your conditions.  Edit: I meant all women’s conditions 


Saltymeetloaf

Eh that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for billions of people


The_Elite_Operator

Oh i said it wrong i meant all womens conditions. 


Saltymeetloaf

no takesies backsies (jk monkey paw does whatever it wants)


Zealousideal-Plan454

Granted, but fatality chance increases by 500%. Now even a small papercut can kill a woman by hyperfast spreading infections without intensive and expensive medical treatment. To add salt to the wound, any laws and infraestructure remains the same as today, so the medical sector gets clogged with patients.


Lostneedleworker1

Granted, now everyone’s issues are considered “very important” and the medical industry uses millions of dollars to help cure something as trivial as the flu. This makes an economic crash that is worse than the great depression by a lot.


Informal-Spell-2019

Granted. Doctors will now not doing anything to help anyone’s health issue