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lkjsd9xl

Giving them fries was kind of a mistake..


Snoo_47183

Yeah, no animal gets scared away by being handed food


Bobette_Boy

Omg, I would've called my friends gangbang the guy and snag the chicken being that squirrel... He's lucky they weren't rats, these days...


Snoo_47183

Imagine trying that with seagulls!


AshHabsFan

Uh, you fed them. That's how they learn not to be afraid of humans. You're helping teach them they'll get a handout.


sufferingplanet

They're not afraid because they learned people will give them food. Don't feed wild animals.


baciki5299

They live in the the city. They are used to human presence and people giving them food makes them more confident. Also, please don't give fries. Don't give them anything, just let them live their life.


TheRealJoshIsHere

You’re right, it’s just that the way they were staring at me for at least 5 minutes, it just felt like the right thing to do 😭


kpaxonite2

YTA


baciki5299

They probably stared at you because people gave them food before. By doing this you increase the probability that they do it again. They are smart haha.


Ok-South-7745

>the way they were staring at me for at least 5 minutes, it just felt like the right thing to do What you say sounds like anthropomorphism. Dude! They are just animals!


Sct_Brn_MVP

Hey dumbass, don’t feed the animals


Minimum_Reference_73

Stupid people feed them all day so they have no fear.


n0wifi4u

You know that kids book, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie? That should have been about squirrels. It starts with a cheeky peanut snack at a park bench and ends with them chewing through the walls of your house. Your face is dessert.


cowabungadude77

HUMANS


CluelessStick

Bullied by squirrels 😅


rannieb

In the park in my area, squirrels are so used to people feeding them that some will climb up your leg while you are walking if they smell food to get the food from your hand.


PallasEm

i have been training them


littlebubulle

If you're giving food to the squirtels, chances are other people thought the same and have done the same before you. So they learned from that. On a side note a seagull stole the top bread of my sandwich once right in front of me.


structured_anarchist

I was sitting in a park with a bag of pistachios. There was a garbage can next to me. I turned to dump some empty shells into the garbage, and when I turned back, a squirrel had occupied my bag of pistachios. Like, literally occupied it. Set up sandbags and traffic barricades, and was in the process of stringing barbed wire around the bag opening. The bag was literally inches from my leg. No fear on the part of the squirrel, even when I picked up the bag. At that point, I tossed the bag into the garbage can, realizing the squirrel had won that round. The only thing I can hope is that the squirrel who stole my pistachios got mugged by other squirrels on the way home and lost all his ill-gotten goods.


littlebubulle

I think i have seen that documentary https://youtu.be/l49a9z8xBL0?feature=shared


structured_anarchist

I believe those were chipmunks, not squirrels...


ieabu

Do you give a 100$ bill to people that ask for it so they go away too?


Kantankoras

Squirrels here are bandits. We have one move in on our terrace every summer.


[deleted]

Squirrels are almost domesticated here The precious tenant of my place fed them. I’m trying to grow a garden. They won’t fuck off so now I trap them and well…. The worst aren’t my problem anymore. The new ones that moved in dont know about the old tenant 🤣 Squirrels are cute rats in every way shape and form. Fucking assholes