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otzen42

Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it!


GrizabellaGlamourCat

It's bleeding demised.


john-johnson12

Bereft of life, he’s ceased to be; this parrot *is no more.*


ConsiderationLess460

this is an ex-parrot!


Capt_Bigglesworth

Beautiful plumage


thedumburone

"I dont care! Hes dead!"


Capt_Bigglesworth

He’s shagged out after a long squawk.


RaymondLuxuryYacth

The plumage don't enter into it, it's stone dead.


BigRigsButters

he's not pining, he's passed out on the floor


IrinaSophia

Pining for the fjords?!


doctor-rumack

The FJOOOOOOOOORRRDS!?


fistofwrath

Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.


CelsoSC

HEEEEEELLLLOOOOOO POLY!!!


CrouchingGinger

It’s ceased to be!


Impossible-Exit-4474

Oh he’s resting


winter-14

The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? ***Lovely plumage!***


Fingerman2112

The plumage don’t enter into it, it’s stone dead!


Sly-Nero

And this is why I love this subreddit the most


Mysterious-Emotion41

I came here specifically for Monty Python comments. Y’all didn’t disappoint!


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TINNY WORD


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it's not pining. it has ceased to be


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'E's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!