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Personal-Molasses242

Try turkey, the destination not the deli meat.


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suzuki_hayabusa

Fun fact: One ejaculation has 4 grams of protein.


TuckerTheCuckFucker

That’s not a fun fact It’s a sexy fact


vorilla_og

Tell me more


mitchisreal

Lmao, Connor’s burner account strikes again.


Alex_py7

The divine protein shake


shim_niyi

More masculine the man, the better for his hair growth


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Blkhole-of-projects

No shit? Why is it so expensive here I wonder.


Ferrocious_

Turkesterone


mitchisreal

Fun fact: Turkey (not the animal) changed its name to Türkiye to avoid this type of confusion.


mircodosingmushrooms

They don't get to decide what other countries call them. Türkiye is just the Turkish name


RugTumpington

Turkey steroids? I heard they work great.


Sea-Trainer6585

Going to jail was all a ruse to get hair plugs


blastov_rocket

Have you tried monoxidil? I think I saw it OTC at Costco.


Klutzy-Individual103

Thanks man I’ll check it out


wildwasabi

You need a DHT blocker though. Minox will help regrow hair but if you dont block DHT with like Finasteride, then it'll just cause further hair loss. So you'd need to go on something like Fin to help actually stop hair loss, and then minox could help regrow hair. Doesn't work for everyone though. Best to go consult a dermatologist.


abzlute

I've gone to 1mg fin every other day, with a minox/fin combo topical solution that I'm supposed to use twice per day but actually more like once. I've had some regrowth since moving to this routine (little baby hairs filling in where there were none before, and less shedding of the existing ones). Edit: oh and a 1mm dermaroller 2-3 times per week, plus I have a .5mm that I use on my face


DazingF1

> with a minox/fin combo topical solution that I'm supposed to use twice per day but actually more like once Off the top of my head topically applied minoxidil has a half-life of somewhere around 22 hours, so you get like 90% of the effect for 50% of the cost. Especially if you take oral fin you should be good.


Blkhole-of-projects

What brand or tupe of derma roller do you have?


abzlute

Just rando amazon find. Jonhtech. For scalp a dermapen is supposed to be superior to a roller but they're way more expensive and take a lot longer to use


vdxxx

fin can cause some bad sides tho


wildwasabi

Pretty much any medication in existence can cause sides in a super small group of total users. So its always up to the individual and what they want, you don't have to take it, but it's there.


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this picture scares me every time , his hair is TERRIBLE


Timely-Lake-3758

ik why the fuck did he take that photo


pewdiepiewastaken

He’s been spiralling down since he got arrested


Timely-Lake-3758

yeah like i used to just find the stupid shit he said funny and take the piss out of him but now with that video of him “tea and breathing” it’s just a ducking mental illness


pewdiepiewastaken

If you think about it. Their plan to get him mentally ill maybe worked, Imagine being trapped in a tiny room for 4 months straight.


KronosMMIV

To show how bloated his face got, he says he got poisoned


No-Refrigerator-7205

Bro made a big deal out of an allergic reaction


Timely-Lake-3758

yes but he’s ok now because he resorted to “Tea and breathing” instead of a matrix doctor


AnxsRunnerd

Are you andrew tate?


Advanced_Willow_2504

yes he is 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


nicksnextdish

Can’t believe I had to scroll to find this comment


8krag

ye wtf i thought its him . a mean its literaly him i mean its literaly andrew tate not balddddddddd i mean alladoasdkt


trailbIazer

Just let it go man..


MaxPlays_WWR

Yeah just shave it off and trim your beard


FixGMaul

Apply male human ejaculate on scalp 3x daily


ETGQ

He’s been trying that for 2+ years with no results 😢


creamyturtle

this is the way


MaddenTexasRanger

Human only?


close2kms

Day 1 no sex trafficking got me like:


Niket___

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Kawaii31_

Lol you believe everything in the media


Ilovefeet1423

99% of what media says is turning you gay but 100% of what you read on this sub turns you gay


undecidedglory

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6295)


Quirky_Awareness7603

wHaT cOloUr iS yOuR bUgAtTi?!?!?!?!?!


Kawaii31_

Much love for Top G 😝


Quirky_Awareness7603

Does your Bugatti have a clay cast replica model of andrew tates penis for you to ride while driving?


Kawaii31_

Unfortunately no , I would like tho


woodquest

Go bald, you’ll look like an angry Andrew Tate just outside of jail


Lowgybear117

Hollup…


TheWarmBandit

I heard that instead of flicking the Ash of your cigar in the Ash tray, flick it on to your scalp and rub it in. Same goes for you bro and friends. Ask them all to flick their cigar Ash on your head, use your head as the Ash tray


HarnChairison

Looks like a failed hair transplant


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Pour derricks new energy drink onto your scalp and massage. Then butt chug some of his pre workout.


ShamalamanPanda

Finasteride/dutasteride, oral and/or topical minoxidil, ketaconazole shampoo


knarfxx

+ microneedling


SlickRoy

Alright here is the ultimate hair regrowth protocol i would deploy: Androgen blockade: Finasteride/dutasteride, topical RU58841 or topical Pyrilutamide, ketoconazole shampoo Hair growth agonists: Minoxidil, Stem cells, PRP injections, Copper peptides


onlymeller

![gif](giphy|YDrcHRhNHGMSI)


walker0824

Gillette +Cremo


YUNGxK1NG

Lots of money


trtviator

Reduce the divine protein shake intake. Instead of 5-6 a day drop it to 1-2.


GALACTON

Why?


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Derek has made several videos on this topic. I think your real problem is going to be growing your recessed chin forward


ShawtyLow24

Go to jail


Fitzybap

Top G lookin rough man


upstylo

GOT H'EEM


Girthoftheearth96

Wig it


TricksInMyHands

Microneedling with topical minoxidil


notjhill

He looks like hes ab to take a massive shit lmao 🤣


ORCA_OF_WALLST

If he beats his case he should just get a transplant like his brother he rich enough.


h08817

Platelets rich plasma injections, finasteride or dutasteride by mouth, minoxidil topical, hair transplant, red light caps, lots of stuff you can try... Talk to a dermatologist


jbgtoo

A face only a mother could love


Axenrott_0508

I’ve been using minoxidil and finasteride topical combo for about 3 months. Almost completely regrown back. Just used the “Hims” app. Took a couple pictures and filled out a medical history form and was good to go.


saintex422

That's a hairy ass pussy


SteveJackson007

Andrew Tate looks like prison was rough. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


dimola1313

Mpmd has multiple videos on the best way to do it I would start there, YouTube is great for this


muffinscrub

It's meant to be a joke


Rossturcotte

Free em 🙏


AnDaagda

I believe Derek has spoken about micro-needling and minoxidil. Finesteride is another strong option but there are more side effects.


dis6wood

Go bald bro


BilgeYamtar

Finasteride+Topical Minoxidil


WorldismyOyster97

Is Andrew Tate the only person with hair loss that you people know or something? Weird post


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Jakeupdylan

This is an incel sub, the rest of us are here to laugh at them and make fun of them as much as possible. Just point and laugh.


Advanced_Willow_2504

relax bro it’s a joke 💀 only incel vibe is coming from u


AdEnough5491

Cry


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trailbIazer

Sounds like you projecting, coomer.


Opening-Archer9830

Says the dude making posts of underage girls 😂


trailbIazer

weirdo


ButteredBeans40

Most intelligent Brendan schaub fan alive right now ^


Opening-Archer9830

Hilarious 😂 😂😂


AdEnough5491

Keep deleting your comments


Opening-Archer9830

Never did


upstylo

I agree he's a POS but this was great....


DUB_ble

You understand we’re laughing AT him right?


RiffRaff_Superfan

I'm going to be completely honest with you. It will take about two years straight of using Minoxidil and DHT blockers every single day before you begin to see any realistic results.


targaryenofvalyria

😂


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Finasterid


matt1164

Fin and min is the go to stack for most guys


[deleted]

Andrew tate??????


Joshshan28

Nice try Andrew Tate


RemyGee

Shave it off and tell people you are bald by choice.


TheSequelsSuck

Bros got that Larry Wheels gear face


SharpAd3703

Mirconeedle with Derminator 2 Or roller/stamp all three been proven to help regrow hair; plus if used with minoxidil vastly superior to minoxidil alone


CrustyButCheese

Dude’s got the hairline of a new born bird


Haunting_Rest_8401

BREATHE AIR!


boomchakaboom

rosemary essential oil. It works. It's not miraculous, but it thickens up what you got. And it's essentially natty -- you really can't get any bad side effects except smelling nice. It's recommended to mix it with an oil base like olive oil, but I've been fine with it alone. Clinical results are equivalent to minoxidil (you can look it up). That's all statistically based, so you might be in the middle or an outlier. Try it for two months and you'll find out. Regular scalp massages will likely help too. They feel good so who cares if they work. Be careful of any shampoos or soaps. Some of that shit is toxic. Raw egg is supposed to help but I've never tried it. Grooming matters, including the beard -- a good hair dresser can work quick miracles when you need it.


scarykicks

Mans looking rough


No-Fix-9700

Oral sex


Assburger_syndrome

You probably bought the wrong colour Bugatti


2kids2adults

Don’t bother. Shave your chin and glue that on top. It would look better than what you have going on right now. Or just shave your head altogether. After that, maybe go have a nap. You look like a bag of smashed assholes - go get some rest.


DuncanIdaho88

Mk677 helped me regain some hair, as well as improve my skin. I used it a while back together with Enclo to restart my HPTA. I now look like I'm 27 or 28 and not 34.


Massive-Error3421

Stop talking truth, the lil boy girls in America get VERY HURT & upset. 🙌


mircodosingmushrooms

Finasteride minoxidil ket shampoo microneedling


Suspicious-Ad516

These Andrew Tate?


mark1x12110

Finasteride is the only drug that does anything with minimal effort(1 pill per day) Everything else takes quite an effort