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j0rath

Might as well, could be something else in the dvd ;)


thefooleryoftom

Sadly (or not), it’s the original DVD


Monsieur_Creosote

Sorry it's not Brazilian fart porn. Better luck next time!


AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe

Missed South Park reference, I enjoy that episode so much


Monsieur_Creosote

It's ectoplasm!


AgentOfDreadful

Headin’ down Californee


tfitz

We must show the internet THE RESPECT!


Kooleszar

You might wanna read that DVD because you can easily rewrite them ;) There’s still hope left!


anethma

You cannot rewrite a pressed dvd. Only a DVD-RW


RidingAZ

Not to mention but they are so cheap to buy, you would just be wasting your time


Kooleszar

You might be impressed how much the tehnogoly has evolved ^.^


FishRod61

I’m just curious as to what ”tehnogoly” is.


Fumbling-Panda

It’s slang for the ability to talk out of their ass. Lol


sjmanikt

Well you really should just gogoly it.


One-eyed-snake

That’s not far off from what I say to my kid just to irk him. “Use googly”


kennyj2011

That’s not how this works, commercially produced optical media is stamped


Armamore

bUt TeHnOgOlY!


Kooleszar

Y’all never been to Turkey or Bulgaria 🤣and it shows that


wintersdark

If you can write over an "original" dvd, it isn't one, it's a bootleg. But why would you even bother writing over one anyways? Who even uses dvds anymore? Hell, I haven't even had an optical drive of any.tyoe for like 10 years. I mean, you can write a whopping 8.5gb to a dvd. Just get an SD card.


Ok_Responsibility407

I have a blu-ray player, but I've never watched a movie with it. I only use it to rip SACDs to NAS.


Goon_Kilo

Bootleg don't count. Trust me bruogdabah.


Digi-i

How old is your bike? Is it saying your bike is old AF?


thefooleryoftom

It’s a classic. 25 years old now. Think this might be a sick burn.


standard-and-poor

I think it may be a weird compliment.


thefooleryoftom

I choose to take it like that.


No-Inspection1309

If someone compared my piece of shit to Jennifer garner I’d be flattered


Goon_Kilo

Me as well. Quite an attractive wo... I Mean bike, yes bike. 🤌


hukt0nf0n1x

"alright, I've got my coat, my keys...hey, where's my bag of DVDs that I use to indirectly compliment people?"


elkab0ng

It’s a high-effort, planned strategic burn.


thefooleryoftom

And so precisely delivered


Flechette-71

R1100S? Respect!


thefooleryoftom

Yup, the old girl is good fun.


Flechette-71

Once i ride one. Well, just for a spin (500 meters or something) - very good bike. Live long, ride long!


Ajayxmenezes

?? You speeding friend?


thefooleryoftom

What?


Ajayxmenezes

"13 going on 30"


Automatic-End-8256

Some people think once you become an adult you have to give up everything fun in your life to support your family and if you don't you are a man child


thefooleryoftom

But bikes came before all that nonsense…


Automatic-End-8256

Oh I dont disagree I have just noticed how some people act when either myself or friends have gotten things like sports cars, bikes, boats, and other large purchases


Corm

Small purchases too! A skateboard, a frisbee or anything "fun" is considered childish by a lot of people "mid life crisis" the real crisis is not enjoying life!


thefooleryoftom

Oooh they’d love my Lego collection…


Sufficient-Ad608

They'd love my nerf collection too! Heaven forbid adults with disposable income want to enjoy life!


Goon_Kilo

When you hit that point in time even as an adult or you and your co workers talk about anime and video-games.. STILL. As if passing time outside of work _has_ to be viewed as a chore because we aren't at work doing work? Like wtf, who pays you to judge us for even remotely trying enjoy what little time we have between shifts and a 5-6 day work week hot damn., 🥲


Corm

NO. FUN. ALLOWED.


Goon_Kilo

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PNWExile

Man, where do you all live that people are so up tight? Is this Midwest or rural thing? I couldn’t imagine anyone in my life giving me grief about a selfish move a skateboard or motorcycle is.


Corm

I'm in Portland oregon but idk I think it's the same most everywhere, people just hate seeing fun because they aren't having any themselves Most people are fine but the haters stick in the memory


RidingAZ

I'm just now starting my bike journey and I'm 53. So at the next big family event we had, I simply told everyone that I'm going to ride, ill be as safe as possible so you can either support me or just go away because your opinion is not going to change my mind and they all just had to accept it. I'm sure they whisper amongst themselves about it but I don't hear shit. People tell you to go live your best life, well then get the hell out of my way..


Feisty-Chemistry341

Indeed! I'm F69, and I started riding my own at 50 years YOUNG. Now on my 3rd bike and still loving it! I have no kids or partner though.


RidingAZ

Same, just a bunch of teenage rug rats who know everything about anything, just ask them..lol


FLRArt_1995

That people is miserable


Daegoba

I like that the “give up everything to support your family” was summed up with the term “nonsense”. Glad I’m not the only one.


Goon_Kilo

Preach it. ![gif](giphy|yMjJPUyJhqP1urecWI|downsized)


Enhinyer0

Yes! Growing up, I really appreciated my Dad did not let go if his boyhood hobby of building and flying model and radio controlled planes. Really helped me developed a love for learning and researching things. He was also actually a rider before I was born and safety gear and training at that time was non existent so I understand why he let go of riding. Its a little sad most flying fields are now a little too far so what I share with my children is the love of playing video games. I'd rather they play games than mindlessly watch videos in Youtube or Social Media. Playing outside would be better but I have to choose my battles.


Attheveryend

I'm convinced there is a never ending supply of such people.


kcuv

This really hit me


theblitheringidiot

Jokes on them, my kids love my motorcycle.


SecretOperations

Honestly, why do people do this to themselves and lower their QoL/happiness is beyond me...


23feeling50

People also tend to hate it when you say you don’t want kids. I’m in my 20s with no kids and I found a doctor that is going to do a vasectomy for me next month. I tell this to people with kids, and they react like I just told them they should kill theirs. I just don’t want kids. My wife and I have talked about it for 4 years and we have decided that we want to live our lives for ourselves, doing what we want to do. I don’t see why this is so offensive to some people?


Tall-Pudding2476

The message of the movie is the opposite tho. It reminds us we lose too much of our childlike innocence and sense of wonder when we grow up. I like this movie unironically.


Quixophilic

Option 1; A mischievous person just wanted to fuck with you. Option 2: Coming back at a later date/time and seeing the DVD still at the same location would tell the person the originally placed it that the bike has not been attended to for a while. This + other factors would be considered before potentially stealing the bike.


thefooleryoftom

The bike is immediately outside my front door, and gets moved quite a lot, so they’ll have no luck there.


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

I once had someone drop a plastic bag of stuff in the same parking space as my motorcycle one day. It stayed there for a couple days before it mysteriously got removed. I wanted to think it was an honest mistake but who just drops and leaves a grocery bag next to a motorcycle for days without picking it up? Definitely felt like something you’re describing. And no, I didn’t look what was in the bag.


RCL_D

Score!


ExcellentFishing7371

Did he/ she leave a phone number?


thefooleryoftom

Nope


Tex302

I heard some people leave little items on bikes parked in the open to see if the owner frequently moves it. Maybe it’s a test to see if they can steal the bike. Really odd.


thefooleryoftom

Maybe, but this is on my garden path, immediately outside my front door. Unusual.


Murrboy

Use the dvd as a kickstand puck. It's about all it's good for.


thefooleryoftom

It’s a bit big - I’ve got a proper one under the seat!


kermitthebeast

I mean it's not the best movie in the world, but it was entertaining enough. I've definitely seen worse. Give it a watch, you might be surprised


Goon_Kilo

Turn case inside out use the DVD holder as a Puck. fold the Movie sleeve and use as a bookmark. use the actual DVD as coaster if you don't feel like ripping/storing the actual data, and wipe it completely. (honestly the very last bit of advice is a chore, just use as coaster lol).


SopmodTew

R1100S


thefooleryoftom

Yarp.


SopmodTew

Cool bike, I want one as well. Imma get one this winter if I find 😁


thefooleryoftom

They’re awesome. Took me a little while to find one I liked with some work done but this is a nice one.


woden_allfather

Someone once left a packet of bacon on my bike, must've been the bacon fairy 🧚‍♀️ 🥓


thefooleryoftom

This sounds Canadian.


woden_allfather

Am in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥓🥓


thefooleryoftom

👋


P_om_E

Are there drugs inside


thefooleryoftom

Only if the drug is entertainment.


HarleyQueen90

Booktok girlies have found you. This is the first stage of a complex multi-phase pre-planned meet-cute. Prepare accordingly!


thefooleryoftom

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makenzie71

2nd and Charles will give you a tank of gas for that.


mcbrainhead

I feel like they are calling you childish, but who cares, be yourself


Icy_Department8104

Someone once dropped off a crate of vinyl records on my doorstep. There were like 50 copies of a self produced country music album. Don't know who, or why; no one came back for them. I listened to the record and it was really bad so I put the crate in my car with intentions on throwing them in the dumpster at work. Honestly forgot about them back there and I started leaving them on peoples windshields when I would hit the bars. It was actually quite entertaining when I'd be on the patio nearby and could overhear some drunk person screaming about the record lol possibly whats going on here.


GoCougs2020

Are you 30, flirty and thriving?


GoCougs2020

It’s a good movie tho.


thefooleryoftom

No, no and no.


catbunger

I don't think they're calling you immature. Been a while since I saw the movie but it's about approaching adulthood with childlike joy and choosing to be a good person. Maybe they're saying you on your bike reminds them of that, or encouraging you to think of it that way? Basically the 13 year old, Jenna, wishes to be 30 and wakes up in her 30 year old self. She's all thrilled to have fancy clothes, nice apt, dream job, but realizes that her 30 year old self is jaded, unkind, and surrounds herself with questionable people. She sets out to fix this, and shenanigans and dance party scenes follow. Won't spoil the ending in case you do watch, but it's a really sweet movie!! But honestly most likely like the other comments said it's a thief trying to see how often you check your bike lol


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

Definitely a gang marking your bike so they can come back and steal it. You need to throw that away and leave a copy of the fast and furious on there to show dominance.


thefooleryoftom

Instructions unclear - left out a copy of the Barbie movie.


c0rtec

What DVD could you leave to continue this abstract conversation? Drop Dead Fred? Look Who’s Talking Now? Armageddon? IDK! When I instantly saw it, (negative me) instantly thought that it was a dig at maturity(?) or lack thereof? Is there a chance it was just on the floor and a kind-hearted person picked it up and placed it there? Quite unlikely as it’s not like just leaving it on a wall, is it? There’s a lot of questions unanswered here…


thefooleryoftom

Probably [this](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7507644/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk) one.


c0rtec

Ha! I couldn’t DREAM of that title! Glad it’s a real movie. Just gotta find the DVD version….. Don’t look too deep into other people’s bullshit - there’s a LOT of strange people out there… a few good eggs too… 😊


Corm

How about Hook The plot is that you shouldn't sacrifice joy just because you got old


AlexLuna9322

It’s funny that someone had that dvd ready to drop it


stonedtilldawn69

Watch that movie dude and eat ice cream and cheese


thefooleryoftom

That sounds a bit dodgy on the stomach…


stonedtilldawn69

It’s ok it’s good for the soul


thefooleryoftom

My soul is a bit farty.


ragtopdude

Someone once left a couple U2 tickets on my bike. People are fuckin' assholes.


VolcanicPigeon1

My R1100s makes me feel 13 again :). Until my transmission stopped transmissioning :(


thefooleryoftom

They’re all rebuildable. There’s a company in the UK that sells reconditioned gearboxes, they can’t be the only ones.


VolcanicPigeon1

BMW in Germany actually still offers the entire gearbox new on their website. Bit pricey. I’d probably just get new shafts. Decent amount of work though haha.


thefooleryoftom

Yeah, I’m not buying a brand new gearbox for a 25 year-old bike.


VolcanicPigeon1

Haha I don’t blame you there at all.


Levi_Biker

Anything inside the cover? No note? Bizarre...


thefooleryoftom

No note, just the DVD. Very strange.


Flor1daman08

It’s not a terrible movie for what it is.


thefooleryoftom

Noted.


engulbert

Could it be that you resemble the person on the cover?


thefooleryoftom

If you’d met me you would not be stating that.


RobsHereAgain

Sounds like a potential gf or bf is hitting you up for a ride and a dvd date night


thefooleryoftom

I’ll check with my wife…


Gregory_GTO

Ha!


Antique-Pin5468

it's a great movie! ( Holy shit did I just say that out loud?) lol


thefooleryoftom

Yup. That was definitely out loud. Oof.


SnooPaintings5597

Solid choice.


thefooleryoftom

Bike or film?


SnooPaintings5597

Film. Now you mention the motorbike looks nice too!


Gregory_GTO

You're a kid at heart.


thefooleryoftom

Defo


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thefooleryoftom

Big manly, man.


No-Mathematician8692

Sexy bike, man. Not sure what that dvd was about, but this is the kind of bike that makes it all worth it. 🫡👏🏿


bobcatjoe63

Good movie IMO but was someone giving you a hint ?


thefooleryoftom

Quite possibly…


Northern_Gypsy

Is it like the ducks for jeeps, maybe you've got to start buying more dvds from the second hand shop. I like this, wouldn't mind finding a dvd on my bike


StockReaction985

Definitely flirting with you /s


mrzurkonandfriends

Hey man, free movie.


unmannedorb

Something similar happened to me, but it was a bag of almonds


SilenceDobad76

I love that movie


Aint_that_a_peach

Whoever left it there thinks more about You than you do about them.


thefooleryoftom

Good way of thinking about things.


Baguirre1

Someone left a packaged croissant in the space between my bike & exhaust once. I love croissants and it was the usual brand I get but it annoyed the hell out of me that morning for some reason


thefooleryoftom

Oh that’s a bit stalker-like


Informal_Question_17

I think they are jealous you’re living your best life and enjoying it!


Tall-Pudding2476

I unironically like this movie. It has a good message. 


Melodic_Difficulty_8

Now you gotta go buy a new bike


Open-Number-8919

Great score !!!’


Daedaluu5

I think someone is subtly telling you your too old for a motorbike. So I hope you revved it extra long this morning


Padauuan

My guess is it's someone implying that the OP is too old for this particular bike, not necessarily bikes in general.


thefooleryoftom

I’m frequently told I “look 12”, and my bike is 25…


theuniversalcitizen

It’s probably not that deep. Somebody may have been walking down your street at night and wanted to get rid of that DVD and thought “hehe what if I just left it on this bike?” 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


bill1024

Could be someone didn't want to throw way a watched working DVD, and found your bike a convenient place to gift it to someone else. Don't over think it. The story behind it is probably more mundane than it appears.


thefooleryoftom

It’s just a joke, matey. I’m sure it was someone just having a laugh.


Roached954

Sending a message


thefooleryoftom

Which is…?


Positive-Cake-7990

Someone thinks you are a child.


thefooleryoftom

Waa.


md_masacre

Do you have a link to that phone bag and does it block the sun?


thefooleryoftom

I’m from the UK, so this might mean nothing. Careful to get the right size. https://jsaccessories.co.uk/product/kappa-smart-phone-holder-27166


Darth_Obie

It was a good movie.


A7Xnikko

Op the person who left you the dvd is calling you a child for being a bike owner apparently. Hope that helps.


burneracc124367

I thought it was a movie with a stunt scene in it with a bike like yours, turns out it’s called date movie. 10/10 scene though


IndictedHamSandwich

Jeeps have ducks. Motorcycles have 13 going on 30. Pass it on.


JaxRhapsody

I don't think I've actually heard of that movie.


ptrixz

Wait what, I thought this movie was called Suddenly 30.


WKahle11

Seems kind of fun to leave a random 2000’s rom-com on people’s vehicles. Next time I see a car taking up 2 spots I’ll put a copy of Maid in Manhattan on their windshield.


ToonMaster21

I’d leave a package on their F150, one of those books that says “exercise for dummies”


MysteryR11

Either you're getting some sweet ass or you're going to jail! goodbye 😂😂


Catsmak1963

Crap movie, I’d drop it on the ground right there


thefooleryoftom

It’s my garden…


AbundanceCato

I think some one didn’t know what to do with it and lazily dropped it there. No hidden meaning..


NotDeadJustSlob

It's probably someone trying to open your eyes to the pedophilia in Hollywood.  Why are movies like this made comedies? What is funny/harmless about making a 13 year old girl instantly 30? It's creepy. But like someone else said, they were probably using it as a marker to see if someone moves the bike in a certain period of time, planning for a theft.


Correct-Trash

Probably referring to you being a child. Pretty easy to put that one together.


thefooleryoftom

Ouch.


-_-Batman

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thefooleryoftom

Zero evidence what’s true…?


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Goon_Kilo

PsyOp?


Correafamily

Pedophile movie


thefooleryoftom

Oh, mate.


Correafamily

In the sense of a young inexperienced girl, (Thirteen) instantly going to Thirty being put into sexualized situations is all. Mate