This is great but I can't help but wonder if you went out and bought that specifically for this post, and if you did I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that shop.
That is not one of those $20 Adult Book Shoppe dildos. Those are expensive when they get that big.
Judging by the square tip, the rider also prefers horses to dogs. I guess that makes sense for a motorcycle.
Edit to add: Zoomed in against my better judgement. It looks vaguely human member shaped. But kinda looks more like a giant finger with balls.
Whilst I was just doing the ol switcheroo joke, I do appreciate your informative reply about dildos
Edit: that looks equine to me, source: worked on a yard as a kid and laughed at their penises
i figured it was Bad Dragon. that's cheaper than i expected. but i think the only actual prices i've seen for their dildos tend to be for their crazy color drops. i feel like those are closer to $200.
also, hmmm, balls on a horse schlong? i know horses obviously have testicles, but do they "hang out" like that? the way a human's or dog's do? i guess i've never looked at a horse's junk.
also, why do i care?
So …. >24” and dildos reach prices in the range of 200USD ….
Did you spend that kinda money just for the gag? Or do you just have a giant didlo hanging around the house? 🤔
that youre adventurous and willing to try new things. you like to push the limit and are willing to step outside of your comfort zone. people dont understand the things you do but you do it for your own pleasure and not to appease anyone.
You feel secure while riding hands-free
Motorcycle version of a seatbelt
Fuck you kind stranger, you made me spit out my drink. Have a great day
Crash and suddenly you're an improvised beyblade LET 'ER RIP
Reminds me of South Park [Flexi grip car](https://mirageforum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=14987&d=1562878302)
More like his anus is secure riding a mile-long dong. WHO THE HELL GOT THE ACTUAL PUSSY OR ANAL CLEARANCE FOR THAT holy macro
Some say that it is possible to find web sites with people having such clearance.
You can also find this here on reddit; there are porn subs for EVERYTHING here
Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a vagina...
I see you like to ride
Deeply
Passionately
Longley
Luke ? That you ?
Tastefully…
Sensually…
Gracefully
That you reeeally like bumpy roads and potholes
With that thing, I think I'd be terrified. ouch.
He stopped getting up votes when you explained the joke. Js
This is great but I can't help but wonder if you went out and bought that specifically for this post, and if you did I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that shop.
I’d guess he rented it, lot of money to drop on a bike for a Reddit joke!
That is not one of those $20 Adult Book Shoppe dildos. Those are expensive when they get that big. Judging by the square tip, the rider also prefers horses to dogs. I guess that makes sense for a motorcycle. Edit to add: Zoomed in against my better judgement. It looks vaguely human member shaped. But kinda looks more like a giant finger with balls.
Whilst I was just doing the ol switcheroo joke, I do appreciate your informative reply about dildos Edit: that looks equine to me, source: worked on a yard as a kid and laughed at their penises
Nope, that’s a horse cock.
That is quite possibly a medium unflared Chance the stallion with suction cup base by Bad Dragon which retails for $115… or so I’ve heard.
i figured it was Bad Dragon. that's cheaper than i expected. but i think the only actual prices i've seen for their dildos tend to be for their crazy color drops. i feel like those are closer to $200. also, hmmm, balls on a horse schlong? i know horses obviously have testicles, but do they "hang out" like that? the way a human's or dog's do? i guess i've never looked at a horse's junk. also, why do i care?
Rent? 😂
Well he’s not gunna buy a 10k bike for a joke!
I feel stupid lol
This one. This one is funniest comment!!!
That you’d prefer a Harley
Probably the 1200 too....
Scratch that 1300
Hard tail...
More of a floppy tail don't you think?
Sissy bar included
All Ass No Brakes
So …. >24” and dildos reach prices in the range of 200USD …. Did you spend that kinda money just for the gag? Or do you just have a giant didlo hanging around the house? 🤔
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And now other office people wonder why I'm giggling.
show them, I dare you
So it was a WTF!? followed by laughter. One was, what? what is that, explanation, and more laughter.
Amazon warehouse returns are wild.
damn honestly i can pay it as cheap as i want but i wouldn't take a returned dildo, no thank you
That’s my question tbh
😏
That you spit on your banana before you eat it.
That you post on /r/calamariraceteam
Even this post is too straight for crt
that youre adventurous and willing to try new things. you like to push the limit and are willing to step outside of your comfort zone. people dont understand the things you do but you do it for your own pleasure and not to appease anyone.
This was delicious.
You don’t swerve to miss pot holes, you swerve to hit them.
That you wear assless chaps!
Gives new meaning to “riding the iron horse”
You love a dirt track, not just for the scenery but the bumps to.
Ah, the old Ass Pounder 4000.
Mom?
You summoned me? Thats Mrs. Mom to you.
if you like getting screwed that much you should have bought an HD
Mr Garrison
You’re a part of the r/CalamariRaceTeam and your boyfriend loves you
Why is there a horse penis on your seat?
Talk about a tank slapper
You really dig Horse power.......
You ride hard.
Your bike says you like Hondas. Your seat says your like Harleys.
you would prefer a hard tail.
CRT in one picture
yeah i totally thought it was on there lmao
Yep, I had to double check which sub I was in.
You are a rebel
that you're vibing
Nice, where you got it from?
It made me want to check the rest of your profile, I think that says something about both of us
Your boobs are so saggy you need grip on the tank to hold them.
Go big or go home 😲
You don’t have any problem swallowing a pill
sir, you have gained my respect in two *very* different ways.
You prefer women with facial hair.
That you like giant uncircumcised dicks
That you have style and like big dicks
Just another prick on a Harley..... lol
*bruh*
The world revolves around Uranus.
That you really really want a Harley
That you like to have a good time.
You need to get a faster bike if you need to be held down to the bike that well 😂 w bike
You take safety very seriously.
You like riding...alot.
“Who’s motorcycle is this? It’s a chopper baby… Who’s chopper is this? It’s Zeds baby… Who’s Zed? Zeds my dildo baby, Zeds my dildo!!”
You’ve been riding the horse a long time
You ride motorcycles.
Congrats on your transition Katy..
You like horses sexualy
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That you don't fear prison
Why is it shaped like that
🐴
That you're changing what we call the "triple stem."
Looks like a fun ride.
That you are your bike’s weekend bitch
At least you won’t fall off…
That Harleys are boring
you like having a fun time
You a rider for real
Did you buy a horse dildo just to take that picture or...?
You actually enjoy your rides.
Bro!🤣
Why do you have a horse dildo on your automobile kind humanly being
You ride stick
That your farts are silent
You don’t negotiate a sale at the dealership , you know you’re there to take it.
You shouldn't be let near horses, ever
Is that the little misses cycle? Does she ride it a lot lol!
Looks a little small
brave
You ride for pleasure
You need a seat belt? And lube?
No brown smudges? Do you even ride?
You might have something in common with nuns that ride seatless bicycles
You like to ride it hard?? 🤷🏻♂️
You fell for the crap bike "enthusiasts" say and think the rebel 500 is a bad bike.
You ride hard for pleasure.
You have a colostomy bag with you at all times.
You won’t fall off, that’s for sure.
You are tired of your 27 children.
That you are Mack from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
*" On a steel horse I ride"* it tells me you are a huge fan of Bon Jovi.
You make sensible choices
Sorry, is that a big cock? But surely it'll be in the way when you sit.......
Says u got the hottest horse cock around my friend... Take me for a ride why don't ya?
That you may have a loose pussy or asshole
Good times
Rebel 😍
If you want to be a classy HD rider, you need to chrome it
I don't see anything different about this harley from all the other ones. Your seat centering device needs to be calibrated tho.
And put away wet
that you can take alot but keep on ridin
I think you forgot... Something in your motorcycle...
You like women
That you would have a home in r/calamariraceteam
You’re a part of crt
You belong with us squids over at r/calamariraceteam
You can't put ducati OEM parts on ur bike bro
Wifey said "they're a bottom"
Oh this is definitely one of the best no doubt 😂😭😭
Never seen a bike with a stick shift before.
You have a Harley seat on your motorcycle.
I mean I think you need to swap to a Harley to add the vibrations and you wear butt less chaps when riding
It’s says your gay asf Brodie with that horse cock dildo
That you’re trying to fill a void you had during your [childhood?](https://imgur.com/a/k2Qd2QT)
you like horses xd
Clearly overcompensating for those tiny ass balls. I bet that thing has a hell of a stroke, though.
Did you buy this horse dong for this picture or did you just have it laying around the house?
Motorcycle? I think you mean exercise bike
You were born to ride.
Looks like you'd rather be riding a horse
You like bumpy roads
Where do you even get something like that, do you have to customise it ? (I'm not talking about the giant penis)
"What a dick"
You love long rides
That you probably own a Subaru also.
It says you own a horse dildo.
That you’re a different kind of cowboy.
You're a hardy feller. You can take a lot and keep pushing through. The world needs more ppl like you.
Slow down cowboy 😭
Rebel 1100? Joke aside, how do you like the seat with out the huge cock?
That's not the type of riding were here for
It is a training bike that keeps you out if the seat. They got a similar one to keep you from licking the handle bars
Says you really wanted a GSXR but made due with what you had flopping around
You got used to ride uncomfortable motorcycles that are literally a pain in the ass.
That you are a man of great depth.
Nothing. Motorcycles don't speak Englasio....
That you’re a pretty typical Honda rider.
The exact same thing that horse cock says. How will you know your limit if you never reach it?
Wow, you can ride that!!
Wow nice bike this will be good on me
Big dick energy
Training that gripper 3000 to drag knee on harley
Not nearly as much as that giant horse cock.
I see you like Drake.
That you like to ride 😅
That you never stop PUMPING!
You watched too much southpark
Some sort of issues 🤔
Nobody spends that much money as a joke
You either have a very deep asshole or pussy