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OneEyedJacques

Belzebraaap


Snakemastr805

Love it


MoneroWTF

Winner


ambermage

Easy win


droidevo

This šŸ‘šŸ¼


KataraMan

There are some who call it.... Tim


Silent_But_Deadly2

I understood that reference.


Lemondsingle

One of my favorite lines from a movie with countless favorite lines.


akhorolets

Yama \*evil laugh\* ha-ha-ha-ha.


thebaconbaba

you meant Ya-MUHUHUHAHAHAHA


akhorolets

Something along these lines, yes.


no_special_person

underrated suggestion


boilerdam

The God of Death! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yama)


Toiletpaperplane

šŸ˜‚


orangutanDOTorg

Buttstallion


Toiletpaperplane

Oh man. Borderdlands reference. I love it.


orangutanDOTorg

My Husky 701 SM is named Scootypuff and has it on the plate (from Futurama). Doesnā€™t work unless the bike is white like mine though


Electrical_Catch9231

Love it. Could get a Super Duke for that Scootypuff Sr action. I called my DRZ400 Zoidberg (Dr. Z) Ah-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!


Toiletpaperplane

LMAO! That's great!


Just-Examination-136

Name it Easy Rider after your Mom


_je11y_bean

Shots fired!


Electrical_Catch9231

Well that made me cackle.


hbomb536

2024 Yamaha MT-07


sunofernest

"The MT-07" for short


Gawain_97

Bikey McBikeface


Bruder3443

Lilith


Available-Pain-6573

Toby. As in Rowan Atkinson playing the Devil in a comedy sketch


flat_tire_fire

Douche Rocket


SpudroSpaerde

Naming your bike is absolute dork shit


AdRoutine79

This is one of the key differences between /r/motorcycles and the real world motorcycles community.Ā 


neuromancertr

My first one is named Ahsoka because of the lego mini figure I used on the keychain. The second one still needs a name


RChamy

I know a guy who calls his R15 Valentina, confuses the hell out of ppl.


No_Obligation2317

My bikes Named wonda from the song "wondas story" by 30 deep grimeyy. Why because that bikes ran through just like wonda(I'm the 5th owner and it was raced) #free30


no_special_person

Why were u guys downvoted???


No_Obligation2317

People don't like a good joke


_je11y_bean

My shadow is ā€œGeorge Jeffersonā€ and my Triumph Street triple is ā€œPandaā€ idgaf. I named all my vehicles.


lost-n-thewoods

Homie you play Warhammer 40k I wouldnā€™t go around throwing the dork accusation. šŸ˜‚


AKsuited1934

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


solitudechirs

Iā€™d say itā€™s even worse coming from him then


SpudroSpaerde

I think it's very funny that this made you booty blasted enough to go into my post history. Imagine how mad you'd be if you figured out what I ride.


lost-n-thewoods

Why so angy lil dude?


montanagunnut

>Imagine how mad you'd be if you figured out what I ride. Your cousin?


mkchampion

r/iamverybadass


lost-n-thewoods

I like how they downvoted your comment but didnā€™t reply to mine šŸ˜‚šŸ¤”


adopexe

no fun allowed!!1


Toiletpaperplane

Well I am a dork, so that checks out.


montanagunnut

A dork with a cool bike though.


Toiletpaperplane

I take that as a compliment lol


Educational_Abies263

you're a double dork because you asking for a name on reddit


no_special_person

why are u commenting? gotta bring negativity to someone else's day for what reason?


MoneroWTF

Well what stupid thing do you do that we can mock you for? Other than being a voluntary fun police


evil_boy4life

Warhammer, itā€™s bloody Warhammer for christ sakeā€¦


jaredearle

Naming your bike is essential when itā€™s got Bluetooth and WiFi devices.


Unknownqtips

Or you could do what all the non dorks do and just put bike


jaredearle

Look at this guy with just one bike.


dougdoberman

I have multiple bikes. Yes, they all have names. The CBR is called "The CBR." The YZ250F is called "The YZ." The CB350 is called "The CB."


ExtensionConcept2471

Sounds reasonable.


montanagunnut

Sounds like he's in bed by 9 on a Friday.


ExtensionConcept2471

If he can pull a girl and get her in bed by 9 he deserves some credit!


Bruder3443

I think you mean boring people


awarepaul

I know some pretty hard dudes who named their bikes. Seems like youā€™re painting with a broad brush homie


loweredexpectationz

People name their cars all the time for fun. Itā€™s just for fun. Itā€™s not like heā€™s going to adopt it and raise it as his own. Although that might be exactly what heā€™s going to do.


KittiesAndBitties

My plate has BJ in it. Hence itā€™s now the Blowjob Mobile


Top-Mortgage1040

I'd call it Bike or Yamaha.


74eldiablo

Ok call it Borat


Cyrus_Imperative

The Beast. It's meant to be. Numbers don't lie.


Toiletpaperplane

You know what. I like that. My gaming PC which is a top of the line insane rig, is called the Beast.


74eldiablo

Nice bike, lose the orange reflectors on the front mudguard (it's not a kids bike) And invest in a tail tidy, the big ass Kim Kardashian original one is fugly.


AdministrationOwn647

Damian


vickykatt

Yes šŸ‘


buttchomper37

Bruce


Silent_But_Deadly2

Kevin.


unkanlos

Paul


slothman6000

Sick


KBeightyseven

Bill the Big fender mc'skinny forks


RiderFZ10

Chaos Biscuit


butterslut6969

Yamahim


thedirtiestofboxes

Name it Butthole but pronounce it byuthel.Ā 


lilpopjim0

Motorbike


SamerLaputh

"The Ugly Black Toad"


annoventura

how about Sonny Hearse? Sonny for short, the last name is for conversations. Those 666 coincidences gave me the inspiration haha


HamiltonButler01

I had a 1983 Yamaha Midnight Virago XV920ā€¦ last digits were 666 too. The nickname was Mullet šŸ˜


photonynikon

keep in mind...motorcycles are feminine in Romance languages. LA motocigletta


top_footballer

Lady Lucifer


Toiletpaperplane

Ooo that's good


26070_o

MT 666


Toiletpaperplane

I like that! I wonder if that custom plate is available.


[deleted]

ā€œThe Bikeā€.. but whatever you call it, dont use a male nameā€¦ nothing worst than hearing your friend say that he is ā€œgoing to ride Harryā€


Boeing_Fan_777

I named my my dave. Its a good name for a bike.


Vancouvermarina

Venom. Luci (shor for Lucifer) Freddy (aka Freddy Krueger)


Future_Display251

Do people actually name their bikes...?


dougdoberman

No, you really DON'T need to come up with a name.


Toiletpaperplane

That's true. I don't. However I want to.


1_misunderstood_man

Lucifer ACDC( highway to hell and hells bells), both a pun on the vin and the fact that it rides on the highway The reaper


The_Lividcoconut

GRONDOR POPPER OF WHEELIES AND BLOWN FORK SEALS šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


edistthebestcat

Nero


ArgumentNo775

Sorry homie. Nicknames aren't made, their given. Wait to see what your friends start calling it.


BLDSTBR

This has been the most entertaining thread today


Toiletpaperplane

I definitely wasn't expecting the response I've gotten lol


mai_cake

Call him ā€œLucyā€


Seikoknot

How about my bike, the bike etc


crashomon

Spinal Tap. none more black


Albertanthony_

Dennis


74eldiablo

Jacques non non non only a bad ass 2 stroke can braaaaaap šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ˜Ž


74eldiablo

el diablo


fromaroundhere

Edith


zzzrecruit

Blacky.


locololus

La lechuga


Light_ToThe_World

The juniper tree.


scum101proof

Stupid post, just shut up and ride


DingleDonky

One Eyed Willy!


seedoilgoyim

.


Either-Ease-2674

Gary (please tell me someone gets the reference)


jauhesammutin_

MT-oh-Satan.


nixa011srb

call it good baby boi


Flubberkoekje

Bob


PlumbgodBillionaire

Iā€™m thinkingā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ Yamaha mt-07


Toiletpaperplane

Not very original but very accurate


MrAl-67

Iron Maiden FTW!


silentlysharting

![gif](giphy|hUt2pa8rPPUGajN3N1) Chucky


Glittering-Display-5

Steven or Stephan


gjtyler1

Satan's ball tickler


SomeCrazedBiker

Lucifer. Lou for short


Successful_Beach4105

Gay as shit, gtfo, just call it a 'bike' as everyone else. So you can say that you are riding a bike, and not a 'Rambo' or sum shit like that.


Motorazr1

A name? What do you call your toaster and your washer & dryer set? Tell me youā€™re a teenager without telling me youā€™re a teenager. Your ā€œbad boyā€ is a very fun but very budget motorcycle and the most ā€œbadā€ thing about it is the cheap and flaccid suspension which **every** review of the MT-07 has criticized for the past ten years. Maybe name it ā€œBounceyā€ if you must.


Toiletpaperplane

Wow. Someone killed off their inner child many years ago. Sheesh man. Why all the hate? Why not just let someone enjoy their motorcycle without shitting on them? I'm 35 years old BTW, and it's my first bike.


AmbivalentAsshole

Lucy - short for Lucifer


Unknownqtips

Cringe


Toiletpaperplane

Oh I like that too


Inner_Proof4540

Boaty mcboatface


inconvenient_penguin

Wreckless is always a great name for a bike. "Headed out to ride wreckless, see ya in a few hours... Maybe..."


Toiletpaperplane

Ha! That's good!


NeuroticDragon23

Dante


MrIzzard

Yonny Mit-Tens


Shockwave360

Mephisto. One of Marvel comics versions of the devil.


Optimal_Risk_6411

ā€œEl Diabloā€ then.


ArsalanShah41

That sexy lady canā€™t be a lucifer, how about lucy?


Amazing_Chocolate140

Loki


Professional_Horse_7

Jack the ripper


Galil-Ace

Gammel-Erik


Instacartdoctor

Damien


Toiletpaperplane

That has been a very popular name in the comments.


Ness341

How about, parallel twins with shitty gear ratios?


Toiletpaperplane

What's wrong with the gear ratios?


Ness341

A company I worked for had a fleet of yamahas for rentals. I daily rode a 636 to work. I then hopped on the mt-07. It felt like i was riding a moped like deadpool but shifting at 2,000rpm. I looked down at the Gauge, and I was already maxing it out in 1st gear, 2nd gear. It topped out at 114 mph in 6th. I even took the bike from Las Vegas where I lived to Big Bear California one weekend to see how it was outside of a parking lot. I don't even weigh that much, it just becomes a parachute on the highway. But for comparison I'm used to riding through all the twisties, and bouncing between 1st- 2nd-3rd gear at 90-120mph. 120mph is about the start of 4th gear when you're getting on it with a zx6r. This is not a brag, it was just realizing that when I rode the mt-07, it was a great novices bike, and excellent around town. It was a riot to powerslide through turns at Lake Meade on the stock tires but terrible to get up to a higher rate of speed. It was extremely comfortable, but leaning into a turn feels awkward from the riding position.


Toiletpaperplane

Well that sounds like I got the right bike. I'm a beginner, it's my first bike, and I plan to ride it around town, to and from work, and occasionally take it out on some light twisties on the weekend. I'm no moto gp rider, so just cruising around is my intent. I love it so far, riding position is comfortable.


Ness341

It's a lovely bike! I just accidentally Icarus'd myself. My 636 was my 2nd bike after I had a shadow 750 for my first one. Now I have my zx10r, but I've been riding since I was around 15 on dirt bikes, I'm 29 now. You have the perfect bike to start out with, I truly want a zx4rr just for track riding or on the street but I literally just had a baby so the funds for that are going to take a step back haha


Toiletpaperplane

I recently got out of a 5 year relationship. So I'm 35, single, live alone, just got a new job making decent money, and said fuck it, I'm getting a bike (I've wanted a motorcycle for 15 years now). I have a couple friends who ride, one has an MT-03 the other has an MT-09. They both suggested their own bikes to me, but 03 didn't seem like enough bike, and the 09 seemed like too much bike, so I went in the middle, and I love it.


Ness341

Hell Yes! To sound clichƩ, you're only young and limber for so long till we're old and broken. It's easier to have a bike before meeting a girl, than buy a bike after meeting a girl. It's just facts of life. You're going to love your bike long term. I want one for every category there is so I'll never be without a bike in any season for any occasion. I was a bike technician for a while, I've ridden every brand, and just about every model. They're all amazing in their own personality. The MT-07, is torquey with those short gears Like a damn diesel. People love doing wheelies with them, and with the proper exhaust you feel like a hooligan without even breaking the speed limits. Your bike is more fun to ride everyday everywhere you go compared to feeling like a Lamborghini stuck in 6lanes of rush hour traffic on a Friday night in Los Angeles. You're MT-07 has enough power to get out of its own way, and not be stuck in others. It's nimble, it's flickable, the mods are endless like a foxbody in the 1980's mullet mayhem era. Enjoy, have a blast, keep the shiny side up, don't be afraid of making a mistake you can improve on in the future. You made it this far, a chain in motion stays in motion, don't get rusty.


Toiletpaperplane

I've been modding cars since I got my driver license. When I was 18 I built an engine in my parents kitchen lol. My current daily driver is a 2000 Camaro Z28 6 speed. Fricken love that car, but I've wanted a bike for a long time, and that MT-07 is sick.


BBATBGHAD

Dorothy


VariousJackfruit9886

Myrtle


P4n0pticZ

Thats is such a genius, gorgeus and fearsome name. I love it


FarFigChitter

Lucy


mansempowerment3000

garbage


MrKillphy

I call mine Raven since thatā€™s the color scheme


PopularTie3613

Nefarious


Toiletpaperplane

Oooo I like that one


TTYY200

Widowmaker B)


Toiletpaperplane

Isn't that what they used to call the old Kawasaki H2s back in the day?


TTYY200

Yeah I think so haha ā€¦. There was ā€˜Aā€™ bike notoriously nicknamed the widow maker lol.


flipper_noodles

Brian


gingerbeard_house

Beelzebike


JBoy9028

Bubbles


Bring_bac_the_empire

Iron maiden


rvdhof

The Devil Hornet


RedditVince

DemonSpawn or Violator


IntroducingHagleton

d'Arkenstone


raytherip

Damien


Disastrous_Bread8139

Donā€™t ride my boy thatā€™s bike is evil brodie


Disastrous_Bread8139

You better plan your funeral a head of time


Towndrunk13569

YAMA-HELL


MoveOverBieber

Little Nicky?


Equivalent_Weird467

Satan


marc_t_norman

El Diablo obviously


BausRifle

Lucifer. Negro Diablo.


Nwbama1

Black devil


74eldiablo

Like my old gas gas el diablo šŸ‘šŸ»


TheCraziestOfHorses

Daddy


MotoCult-

Louis Cypher


Best_Product_3849

Yomi


_iCunt

Lilith or Dagon


fat_tony7

Satan


Equal-Helicopter4672

Diablo


Equal-Helicopter4672

Or Tim


TheChiefsays509

Diablo


Hungry_Ebb_5769

Nioce!!!!!!


Hungry_Ebb_5769

Mine is named tonto, Choose anything but that kemosabe.


DBUX

Darkey the one eyed monster


wewantallthatwehave

Damien


Pleasant-Data6749

Lucifast