My bikes Named wonda from the song "wondas story" by 30 deep grimeyy. Why because that bikes ran through just like wonda(I'm the 5th owner and it was raced) #free30
People name their cars all the time for fun. Itās just for fun. Itās not like heās going to adopt it and raise it as his own. Although that might be exactly what heās going to do.
Nice bike, lose the orange reflectors on the front mudguard (it's not a kids bike)
And invest in a tail tidy, the big ass Kim Kardashian original one is fugly.
A name? What do you call your toaster and your washer & dryer set? Tell me youāre a teenager without telling me youāre a teenager.
Your ābad boyā is a very fun but very budget motorcycle and the most ābadā thing about it is the cheap and flaccid suspension which **every** review of the MT-07 has criticized for the past ten years.
Maybe name it āBounceyā if you must.
Wow. Someone killed off their inner child many years ago. Sheesh man. Why all the hate? Why not just let someone enjoy their motorcycle without shitting on them? I'm 35 years old BTW, and it's my first bike.
A company I worked for had a fleet of yamahas for rentals. I daily rode a 636 to work. I then hopped on the mt-07. It felt like i was riding a moped like deadpool but shifting at 2,000rpm. I looked down at the Gauge, and I was already maxing it out in 1st gear, 2nd gear. It topped out at 114 mph in 6th. I even took the bike from Las Vegas where I lived to Big Bear California one weekend to see how it was outside of a parking lot. I don't even weigh that much, it just becomes a parachute on the highway. But for comparison I'm used to riding through all the twisties, and bouncing between 1st- 2nd-3rd gear at 90-120mph. 120mph is about the start of 4th gear when you're getting on it with a zx6r. This is not a brag, it was just realizing that when I rode the mt-07, it was a great novices bike, and excellent around town. It was a riot to powerslide through turns at Lake Meade on the stock tires but terrible to get up to a higher rate of speed. It was extremely comfortable, but leaning into a turn feels awkward from the riding position.
Well that sounds like I got the right bike. I'm a beginner, it's my first bike, and I plan to ride it around town, to and from work, and occasionally take it out on some light twisties on the weekend. I'm no moto gp rider, so just cruising around is my intent. I love it so far, riding position is comfortable.
It's a lovely bike! I just accidentally Icarus'd myself. My 636 was my 2nd bike after I had a shadow 750 for my first one. Now I have my zx10r, but I've been riding since I was around 15 on dirt bikes, I'm 29 now. You have the perfect bike to start out with, I truly want a zx4rr just for track riding or on the street but I literally just had a baby so the funds for that are going to take a step back haha
I recently got out of a 5 year relationship. So I'm 35, single, live alone, just got a new job making decent money, and said fuck it, I'm getting a bike (I've wanted a motorcycle for 15 years now). I have a couple friends who ride, one has an MT-03 the other has an MT-09. They both suggested their own bikes to me, but 03 didn't seem like enough bike, and the 09 seemed like too much bike, so I went in the middle, and I love it.
I've been modding cars since I got my driver license. When I was 18 I built an engine in my parents kitchen lol. My current daily driver is a 2000 Camaro Z28 6 speed. Fricken love that car, but I've wanted a bike for a long time, and that MT-07 is sick.
Belzebraaap
Love it
Winner
Easy win
This šš¼
There are some who call it.... Tim
I understood that reference.
One of my favorite lines from a movie with countless favorite lines.
Yama \*evil laugh\* ha-ha-ha-ha.
you meant Ya-MUHUHUHAHAHAHA
Something along these lines, yes.
underrated suggestion
The God of Death! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yama)
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Buttstallion
Oh man. Borderdlands reference. I love it.
My Husky 701 SM is named Scootypuff and has it on the plate (from Futurama). Doesnāt work unless the bike is white like mine though
Love it. Could get a Super Duke for that Scootypuff Sr action. I called my DRZ400 Zoidberg (Dr. Z) Ah-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!
LMAO! That's great!
Name it Easy Rider after your Mom
Shots fired!
Well that made me cackle.
2024 Yamaha MT-07
"The MT-07" for short
Bikey McBikeface
Lilith
Toby. As in Rowan Atkinson playing the Devil in a comedy sketch
Douche Rocket
Naming your bike is absolute dork shit
This is one of the key differences between /r/motorcycles and the real world motorcycles community.Ā
My first one is named Ahsoka because of the lego mini figure I used on the keychain. The second one still needs a name
I know a guy who calls his R15 Valentina, confuses the hell out of ppl.
My bikes Named wonda from the song "wondas story" by 30 deep grimeyy. Why because that bikes ran through just like wonda(I'm the 5th owner and it was raced) #free30
Why were u guys downvoted???
People don't like a good joke
My shadow is āGeorge Jeffersonā and my Triumph Street triple is āPandaā idgaf. I named all my vehicles.
Homie you play Warhammer 40k I wouldnāt go around throwing the dork accusation. š
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Iād say itās even worse coming from him then
I think it's very funny that this made you booty blasted enough to go into my post history. Imagine how mad you'd be if you figured out what I ride.
Why so angy lil dude?
>Imagine how mad you'd be if you figured out what I ride. Your cousin?
r/iamverybadass
I like how they downvoted your comment but didnāt reply to mine šš¤”
no fun allowed!!1
Well I am a dork, so that checks out.
A dork with a cool bike though.
I take that as a compliment lol
you're a double dork because you asking for a name on reddit
why are u commenting? gotta bring negativity to someone else's day for what reason?
Well what stupid thing do you do that we can mock you for? Other than being a voluntary fun police
Warhammer, itās bloody Warhammer for christ sakeā¦
Naming your bike is essential when itās got Bluetooth and WiFi devices.
Or you could do what all the non dorks do and just put bike
Look at this guy with just one bike.
I have multiple bikes. Yes, they all have names. The CBR is called "The CBR." The YZ250F is called "The YZ." The CB350 is called "The CB."
Sounds reasonable.
Sounds like he's in bed by 9 on a Friday.
If he can pull a girl and get her in bed by 9 he deserves some credit!
I think you mean boring people
I know some pretty hard dudes who named their bikes. Seems like youāre painting with a broad brush homie
People name their cars all the time for fun. Itās just for fun. Itās not like heās going to adopt it and raise it as his own. Although that might be exactly what heās going to do.
My plate has BJ in it. Hence itās now the Blowjob Mobile
I'd call it Bike or Yamaha.
Ok call it Borat
The Beast. It's meant to be. Numbers don't lie.
You know what. I like that. My gaming PC which is a top of the line insane rig, is called the Beast.
Nice bike, lose the orange reflectors on the front mudguard (it's not a kids bike) And invest in a tail tidy, the big ass Kim Kardashian original one is fugly.
Damian
Yes š
Bruce
Kevin.
Paul
Sick
Bill the Big fender mc'skinny forks
Chaos Biscuit
Yamahim
Name it Butthole but pronounce it byuthel.Ā
Motorbike
"The Ugly Black Toad"
how about Sonny Hearse? Sonny for short, the last name is for conversations. Those 666 coincidences gave me the inspiration haha
I had a 1983 Yamaha Midnight Virago XV920ā¦ last digits were 666 too. The nickname was Mullet š
keep in mind...motorcycles are feminine in Romance languages. LA motocigletta
Lady Lucifer
Ooo that's good
MT 666
I like that! I wonder if that custom plate is available.
āThe Bikeā.. but whatever you call it, dont use a male nameā¦ nothing worst than hearing your friend say that he is āgoing to ride Harryā
I named my my dave. Its a good name for a bike.
Venom. Luci (shor for Lucifer) Freddy (aka Freddy Krueger)
Do people actually name their bikes...?
No, you really DON'T need to come up with a name.
That's true. I don't. However I want to.
Lucifer ACDC( highway to hell and hells bells), both a pun on the vin and the fact that it rides on the highway The reaper
GRONDOR POPPER OF WHEELIES AND BLOWN FORK SEALS š¤£š¤£
Nero
Sorry homie. Nicknames aren't made, their given. Wait to see what your friends start calling it.
This has been the most entertaining thread today
I definitely wasn't expecting the response I've gotten lol
Call him āLucyā
How about my bike, the bike etc
Spinal Tap. none more black
Dennis
Jacques non non non only a bad ass 2 stroke can braaaaaap šš»š
el diablo
Edith
Blacky.
La lechuga
The juniper tree.
Stupid post, just shut up and ride
One Eyed Willy!
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Gary (please tell me someone gets the reference)
MT-oh-Satan.
call it good baby boi
Bob
Iām thinkingā¦ā¦ā¦ Yamaha mt-07
Not very original but very accurate
Iron Maiden FTW!
![gif](giphy|hUt2pa8rPPUGajN3N1) Chucky
Steven or Stephan
Satan's ball tickler
Lucifer. Lou for short
Gay as shit, gtfo, just call it a 'bike' as everyone else. So you can say that you are riding a bike, and not a 'Rambo' or sum shit like that.
A name? What do you call your toaster and your washer & dryer set? Tell me youāre a teenager without telling me youāre a teenager. Your ābad boyā is a very fun but very budget motorcycle and the most ābadā thing about it is the cheap and flaccid suspension which **every** review of the MT-07 has criticized for the past ten years. Maybe name it āBounceyā if you must.
Wow. Someone killed off their inner child many years ago. Sheesh man. Why all the hate? Why not just let someone enjoy their motorcycle without shitting on them? I'm 35 years old BTW, and it's my first bike.
Lucy - short for Lucifer
Cringe
Oh I like that too
Boaty mcboatface
Wreckless is always a great name for a bike. "Headed out to ride wreckless, see ya in a few hours... Maybe..."
Ha! That's good!
Dante
Yonny Mit-Tens
Mephisto. One of Marvel comics versions of the devil.
āEl Diabloā then.
That sexy lady canāt be a lucifer, how about lucy?
Loki
Jack the ripper
Gammel-Erik
Damien
That has been a very popular name in the comments.
How about, parallel twins with shitty gear ratios?
What's wrong with the gear ratios?
A company I worked for had a fleet of yamahas for rentals. I daily rode a 636 to work. I then hopped on the mt-07. It felt like i was riding a moped like deadpool but shifting at 2,000rpm. I looked down at the Gauge, and I was already maxing it out in 1st gear, 2nd gear. It topped out at 114 mph in 6th. I even took the bike from Las Vegas where I lived to Big Bear California one weekend to see how it was outside of a parking lot. I don't even weigh that much, it just becomes a parachute on the highway. But for comparison I'm used to riding through all the twisties, and bouncing between 1st- 2nd-3rd gear at 90-120mph. 120mph is about the start of 4th gear when you're getting on it with a zx6r. This is not a brag, it was just realizing that when I rode the mt-07, it was a great novices bike, and excellent around town. It was a riot to powerslide through turns at Lake Meade on the stock tires but terrible to get up to a higher rate of speed. It was extremely comfortable, but leaning into a turn feels awkward from the riding position.
Well that sounds like I got the right bike. I'm a beginner, it's my first bike, and I plan to ride it around town, to and from work, and occasionally take it out on some light twisties on the weekend. I'm no moto gp rider, so just cruising around is my intent. I love it so far, riding position is comfortable.
It's a lovely bike! I just accidentally Icarus'd myself. My 636 was my 2nd bike after I had a shadow 750 for my first one. Now I have my zx10r, but I've been riding since I was around 15 on dirt bikes, I'm 29 now. You have the perfect bike to start out with, I truly want a zx4rr just for track riding or on the street but I literally just had a baby so the funds for that are going to take a step back haha
I recently got out of a 5 year relationship. So I'm 35, single, live alone, just got a new job making decent money, and said fuck it, I'm getting a bike (I've wanted a motorcycle for 15 years now). I have a couple friends who ride, one has an MT-03 the other has an MT-09. They both suggested their own bikes to me, but 03 didn't seem like enough bike, and the 09 seemed like too much bike, so I went in the middle, and I love it.
Hell Yes! To sound clichƩ, you're only young and limber for so long till we're old and broken. It's easier to have a bike before meeting a girl, than buy a bike after meeting a girl. It's just facts of life. You're going to love your bike long term. I want one for every category there is so I'll never be without a bike in any season for any occasion. I was a bike technician for a while, I've ridden every brand, and just about every model. They're all amazing in their own personality. The MT-07, is torquey with those short gears Like a damn diesel. People love doing wheelies with them, and with the proper exhaust you feel like a hooligan without even breaking the speed limits. Your bike is more fun to ride everyday everywhere you go compared to feeling like a Lamborghini stuck in 6lanes of rush hour traffic on a Friday night in Los Angeles. You're MT-07 has enough power to get out of its own way, and not be stuck in others. It's nimble, it's flickable, the mods are endless like a foxbody in the 1980's mullet mayhem era. Enjoy, have a blast, keep the shiny side up, don't be afraid of making a mistake you can improve on in the future. You made it this far, a chain in motion stays in motion, don't get rusty.
I've been modding cars since I got my driver license. When I was 18 I built an engine in my parents kitchen lol. My current daily driver is a 2000 Camaro Z28 6 speed. Fricken love that car, but I've wanted a bike for a long time, and that MT-07 is sick.
Dorothy
Myrtle
Thats is such a genius, gorgeus and fearsome name. I love it
Lucy
garbage
I call mine Raven since thatās the color scheme
Nefarious
Oooo I like that one
Widowmaker B)
Isn't that what they used to call the old Kawasaki H2s back in the day?
Yeah I think so haha ā¦. There was āAā bike notoriously nicknamed the widow maker lol.
Brian
Beelzebike
Bubbles
Iron maiden
The Devil Hornet
DemonSpawn or Violator
d'Arkenstone
Damien
Donāt ride my boy thatās bike is evil brodie
You better plan your funeral a head of time
YAMA-HELL
Little Nicky?
Satan
El Diablo obviously
Lucifer. Negro Diablo.
Black devil
Like my old gas gas el diablo šš»
Daddy
Louis Cypher
Yomi
Lilith or Dagon
Satan
Diablo
Or Tim
Diablo
Nioce!!!!!!
Mine is named tonto, Choose anything but that kemosabe.
Darkey the one eyed monster
Damien
Lucifast