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Inevitable_Time_4305

Older white dude with a modular helmet


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Whaaaat? How dare you.!!! Ive actually been considering buying a modular with bluetooth, i just cant brong myself to commit to it yet, if i knew i always had someone to ride with, absolutely... Is 37 considered old?


ouch_that_hurts_

Ask your kids if you're old ....


ColorlessGem-n-eye

That's well played sir


OB1182

I ditched the radio system on my 1200 and put a cardo spirit in my helmet which connects to my garmin zumo GPS. Works really nice. Am also 37...


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I'm getting lots of comments for the cardo. I'm just having a hard time accepting that I am, on fact, almost ready to be fitted for some new balance.


bad_pelican

Same age and after stacking 500 hay bales yesterday my body says we're hella old. I'd just get a Sena or Cardo. It's nice to have music on the ride, be able to have a group chat or take a call (or willingly ignore it).


uhtred_the_putrid1

37 yo. Smart reliable purchase. Ready to enter the world of road stories and sport touring. Modular helmets are great. Have fun and stay safe.🙂


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Yeah, I've been riding for about 16 years total. This is probably my 6th bike. Last one was a vtx 1800. Absolutely loved it. Sold due to financial issues.


ambermage

Have you sneezed hard enough to pop you back?


JimmyS_original

no.. But that motorcycle is considered for old guy..


nomoreparrot

Bluetooth is Nice tho. Music or audio books ftw. I have sena s50 conected to my phone. It makes the trips so much better. I am 35 and i drive a 98 triumph trophy 900


uhtred_the_putrid1

I have a 98' Triumph Thunderbird Sport. Rare.


sightlab

37 on a gixxer is younger than 37 on a wing.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Is it though? Or would I just be the middle aged guy riding a crotch rocket?


Ninjabootpunter

What about 42 doing wheelies on an mt09?


Nervous_Wrap7990

Do it ya old fuck. (Jk) But seriously. Modulars are so convenient for day to day stuff. I have a cardo pack talk, that I can use with friends but 90% of the time it's just music for me on my way to/from work. 


JPLcyber

Schuberth C3 Pro with Cardo Freecom 4+ is quiet, comfy and great to connect to iPhone in mount via BT, get TPS info from tires, chat with son-in-law (USMC Officer from Tenn) who rides same year bike but with LOUD exhaust, beach bars, etc.


Dry-Network-1917

"That little boy just called us fags..." "Like he doesn't think we're cool?" \*bruampbruampbruampbruampbruambraumpbraumpbraump\*


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Lol. Dick. I see what you did there, but that's not close my friend. Always appreciate them tho


the_third_lebowski

Just curious, what's the stereotype for people with modular helmets?


ethancknight

Old cruiser riders, or adventure bike riders wearing all neon visibility colors. Both look like absolute dorks, sorry


Inevitable_Time_4305

If you’re old af on a cruiser, you’re wearing a half helmet If you’re older on a cruiser, you’re wearing a modular If you’re an “old soul” on a cruiser/cafe racer, you’re the type to wear a modular helmet and a flat cap


GloomyKingen

Modular helmets are awesome


Alarming-Mirror2080

Damn, I was thinking older black guy with a modular helmet


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Close. Just white with no helmet tho


fullmoonstonk

That’s awesome I thought the exact same thing word for word before opening the comments and seeing this 😂


Cyberdink

This is hilariously prejudicely correct


ethancknight

There’s nothing else to say. Old with modular helmet. This is the perfect description. I aspire to never, ever look like that.


EZtheOG

😂😂😂 the modular helmet got me 😂😂😂


JPLcyber

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG) As a white guy with a modular helmet (Schuberth) on a Yamaha RoadStar 1700XV, this cracked me up (guessing pretty accurate if not predictive).


InfoSponge9119

![gif](giphy|13YxH9OPppHtMk)


olivataggiasca

I'd associate you with b e e r


Betterthanbeer

Craft beer


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I can see why, but... Hardly ever drink.


PoointhaLoo

Better never than on 2 wheels


Traditional_Arm3465

The cool kind. I love seeing people keeping these older bikes alive. Been fixing and selling bikes for years and while I ride a new Triumph right now, there will always be a soft spot in my heart for stuff like this.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I appreciate that. I'd say cool is my middle name, but it is not, it's actually Henry. I'd like to have a newer bike, and I've had them before, I just like having something nobody else does, even if it's cheap... it's mine, and it's unique.


jimbocelli

A happy one


seruzawa

Colorblind.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I am actually colorblind


brickedupinbaghdad

as a noob rider, "brotherrrrr" i'll still throw up the two wheels on the road and hope to get something back then smile for a few miles if you reciprocate


An_8pound_Oreck

Brotherrr


LegumeFache

Batman 🩇


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I should get some bat wings on her, huh?


smokiefraser

stealthy. looks practical


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Especially with the trunk on. Lol.


Neither_Sort_2479

Not in the summer


ColorlessGem-n-eye

So far, it hasn't been that bad.


Automatic-Laugh9313

fat guy with beer in hand riding on highway zig zaging


ColorlessGem-n-eye

đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


b3nighted

It's a black bike. Bike without rider rarely gives enough context to give a verdict. First impression:good. No obnoxious straight pipes, no silly ape hangers, not trying to make a statement. Just a clean bike. My thumbs up, so far.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

You can't tell me that of it was a decked out from the factory 2020 and up street glide, you wouldn't be able to narrow down the type of rider it is...?


b3nighted

I'd have a prejudice, won't be able to be sure though. It's why I left an escape hatchet by saying "rarely" 😅 How would you react to see a 20something on a brand new black goldwing with no rgb, chrome or other stupid stuff in in?


MacDaddyDC

The ones who have a reverse gear


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I wish


JayRocketeer

Glad you didn’t black out the lights. Though it would be interesting to anodize the fork uppers so they aren’t as shiny. I like the contrast in the wheels with the outer ring and the rotor against the black.


Charybdes

When I bought my Nightrod, the last owner installed a black out brake light. I don't even know how you do that with a straight face.


Rothbardy

Brother


frodeem

Youngish hipster


nuncijs

Excellent looking bike! For safety get some bright element in your dress.


Adorable_Donkey1542

Purple rain.


Kreedbk

![gif](giphy|1205IaJ5Y8PJK)


elevencharles

Someone who appreciates a well made bike over chrome and branding.


Henry_of_Balenciaga

Brotheerrrrr


rasthomas01

I like it. Would definitely ride it


CrucialBBQs

First impression? A year rounder. Looks similar to a Concours which is an excellent cold weather bike.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Yessir. Year rounder. Unless there's snow or ice. I like the concours.


CrucialBBQs

Our parts manager at work has one he rides about year round, though he rides a Ducati more in the summer. The Concours was/is a very reliable fun ride. Unfortunately that warmth in winter is heat in the summer đŸ„”. Nice ride man, stay safe and shiney side up .


SchoolNo3725

does the exhaust burn the bag?


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Nope, it actually sits about 1.5 inches under them, it's dual exhaust too, so one under each bag. I do keep burning the paint off my stock header pipe though, it's just the parts store cans of header paint... then engine enamelnon the engine, and plastidip on the body. I did absolutely zero prep work, and just cleaned up with a razorblade when inwas done. No fucks given at that time.


KindOldRaven

Dada?


antimon86

I love baggers


deythal

Nananananananana Bat Bike


DD44564

The ones of the detective movies where theyre tracking down a grizzly ungroomed lump whos travelling the free way hopping from state to state killing hookers. Just kidding nice bike thats clean.


Nightflier101BL

Your vehicle choice hasn’t been unlocked yet.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

This level is hard to beat


Super-Damage-3639

A former cop who now likes to ride sedate.


DJBlaster-303

Harley type, that likes long highway travels


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Absolutely love long highway trips. Not a big harley fan or harley crowd fan


TRiG993

Someone who actually likes riding and not showing off that they like riding


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TRiG993: *Someone who actually* *Likes riding and not showing* *Off that they like riding* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Zealousideal-Luck784

Looks like you're going touring. That's my sort of biker.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I put as many miles down as I can


Intransigient

I like that Windjammer style fairing. You should consider adding the matching trunk.


Iridaen

I see the cushion and the bike type and I'm thinking you're probably fat. No insult, I'm fat too. We look best on those kinds of bikes, and the cushion sure does make a long ride less of a pain in the ass \^\^


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Im actually 6" 180 lbs. Relatively decent shape. The seat on the bike just sucks


Iridaen

Well, for what it's worth, that's a pretty cool way to mount the cushion.


Askelad43

Mostly dark green with a capital FÌŸ


wlogan0402

Heterosexual Harley guy


Ok_Zucchini7093

Looks pretty cool to me.


AMotorcycleHead

The wayfarer dudes in GTA:SA


FlamingoRush

Excellent colour scheme!!! I really like it! Does the ABS work on the bike? I think these models had them already.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

This one doesn't have abs yet. I think that started around 84? Couldn't swear by it.


Playful-Rub-8079

Literally could not care any less


TheZYX

One going for a Mad Max remake casting (not the new ones). I know those were Kawis, but still.


ragtopdude

https://preview.redd.it/81hgtfeyha9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7d07f03bd8c7eb9a418141990cce8da85a7e4c


Judge_Pihkals

Chips Noir!


80rexij

You want to be badass but you're really just boring with all the black


[deleted]

A construction worker. Nothing against construction workers, but they all have the same bike.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I am a general contractor. Lol


Motor_Arugula_4282

Older white dude


Pitstop1897

MadMax, but recently wash


yourenotmydad

The kind who parks it outside and prolly has a messy porch, not that there's anything wrong with that...


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I don't have a garage :(


Double_Marsupial_576

I smell a hint of axe, stale beer and see "affliction" shirts vibes here.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Hahaha. Close. Except none of that. I hate affliction shirt guys.


Double_Marsupial_576

I smell a hint of axe, stale beer and see "affliction" shirts vibes here.


DB-Tops

You ride alone.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I do, sadly. Can't ever find anybody that wants to go.


conchan

You like matt black colored bikes.


Sea_Contract_7758

Old dude who still rides or new guy that bought if off a guy that can’t ride anymore


ColorlessGem-n-eye

37, been riding about 15 years consistently. Did buy it off a guy that can't ride anymore though.


Sea_Contract_7758

Dang half right


Own-Opinion-2494

Nice job.


astrobleeem

I love Goldwings, but I didn’t even know they could look this cool. It looks as badass as a Harley but it’s actually a bike I’d want lmao


ColorlessGem-n-eye

It's a head Turner. Doesn't get chick's though, mostly other middle aged men


Tigerdriver33

You purified yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka


sightlab

I love gold wings. Part of what I love about gold wings are the absurd 70s van art color schemes and chrome and when old dudes go full dekotura with the accessory lights. But this is the collision of ideas I didnt know I wanted this bad - "murdered out" and "gold wing" go together like "peanut butter and jelly" and "hamburger": if someone SAID it to me I'd think they were off their meds. But in actual application god *damn* it works amazingly well. As does PB&J on a hamburder.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

It was a rough decision to do it, I scoured the internet finest websites and couldn't find another one like it, so I went for it.


sightlab

Ive never seen it done. From the thumbnail I thought it was going to be another stupid HD bagger, I was delighted when I noticed the heads sticking out. It looks goooood, man. I'd totally join you for a run on my [big black luxury yacht](https://i.redd.it/osh1oys7uc7d1.jpeg).


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

Harley riders who never leave home without a harley shirt on


ColorlessGem-n-eye

It's a honda. Lol. Always have a shirt on... mostly sleeveless though tbh


kaminaowner2

Long rides in the highway, mostly in a straight line. May or may not be blaring dirt metal on the stereo speakers


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Fuck you dude. Nailed it.. not dort metal, mostly death metal / deathcorr... but my playlist will snap back to Britney in a heartbeat., or oldies.


kaminaowner2

Nothing to be ashamed of lol just the bike matches you lol


aafbarnacle

Weekend dad warrior, you probably wear keds lol sorry first impression of bike.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Keds. Lol. Weekend warrior maybe, this is my main transportation, errands, work, travel... unless weather is bad morning am taking the kids with me.


dooseyboy

how much meth and guns you fit in those bags brutha


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Not as much as you'd think.


AwayPresentation4571

Very cool looking bike.  From the looks of it I'd guess you're a guy that rides a very cool looking bike. 😎 


SystemOfPeace

Cool bike. What’s the price range of this bike? I’m considering buying it as my first bike


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Early 80s goldwings can be had for 1000.00-1500.00 in decent shape. The seat sucks in them, just an fyi... otherwise, comfortable and easy to work on


SomeCrazedBiker

You have style and taste


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Why thank you good sir


i_was_axiom

I bet you wear high vis gear when you're tooling around on that thing. And then you go to the mountains and embarrass people.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

No his vis gear. Just jeans and cutoff t shirts. It handles mountains very well. Probably the most agile bike I've ever owned


New_Writer_484

Cool bike! Unique these days. I'd guess youre just a cruiser, taking it easy and putting lots of miles in on the weekends. And Alt ADV Dad. def cooler :)


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I strive for unique. I take it easy, but inalso ride pretty hard. Hard to find people to line up with me though


zgh5002

Cool dad who rides and knows his way around a smoker.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Haha. Yes. I'm familiar with the dark arts of brisket and sirloin


PapaBeahr

I swear that's the same GW I saw for sale around me. I was thinking about getting it


ColorlessGem-n-eye

You live near southeast kansas/sw mo?


PapaBeahr

No, I'm in New England and the bike was down around Delaware I think but it looks EXACTLY the same


MotoHULK

Riding through this world, all alone


scobo505

You’re not a biker, you’re a motorcyclist.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

What makes a biker a biker and a motorcyclist a motorcyclist to you?


scobo505

See any patch gangs on Goldwings? Goldwing riders are generally geezers with white hair and plenty of money. We lesser citizens buy up the dead man wings. Me, I ride BMWs. The last one I bought was from an 80yo man with 100,000 miles on it. I’m 73 and will probably ride it to my funeral.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I'm 37 and dead broke. I am certainly a lesser citizen


Grouchy-Umpire-6969

Probably an alien trying to fit in as a suburban male.


Silent_Conflict9420

A touring guy that visits the blue ridge parkway with his wife


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Never been. Also, just got rid of the wife. More time to ride now..maybe I'll visit blue ridge parkway


Silent_Conflict9420

Oh you definitely should. Avoid mid fall as it’s too congested with cars from all over the world that stops to stare at the changing leaves. Good riding roads


IrisIlluminatiion

love the dark matte color on that bike, its honestly amazing


Amazing-Basket-136

Great motorcycle. Someone who cares about value and reliability. Someone who probably rebuilt it themselves. Someone who doesn’t need a Harley to fit in.


kinnikinnick321

Vintage cruiser; either you just restored this, received it as a hand me down, or barely rode the thing.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Would say I've restored it, but I've put alot of work in it. Bought it from an old guy, and I rode it anywhere between 40-200 miles a day. Depends on my schedule and how much gas I can put in the tank. Average is about 50-60 miles a day probably.


kinnikinnick321

Good for you, I do a lot of riding both for leisure and purpose. Don't see many old bikes on the road, and if so, their age usually shows which isn't bad but you can just tell it's time for new things. Even seeing a rim in mint condition like yours would likely itch me to have a quick convo with you if we were in passing while parked.


[deleted]

6’4, big beard, beer gut, 2 kids?


ColorlessGem-n-eye

6'0". Short beard, well now just a goatee and poor mustache, no beer gut, I'm in decent shape, 2 kids.


SkullDump

One that probably has matching outfits with the wife


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Ha. I just cut the cord with my wife, but we never matched anyways.


AtticHelicopter

As a fellow GL100 owner: A broke and/or cheap one. Seriously though, I've got 2 of these in various states of naked. Killer bikes for, well, everything.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

We have a winner. Lol. Yup. That's pretty much it. I do love about any goldwing though, for the functionality of it. I'd if you've seen them or not, but Google search the brand new ones.


MFcrayfish

brother


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Pal


Garygoober1942

goldwing club
.


Breakerkurbu

Don’t forget the gray ford edge in the background


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Taurus


OldStromer

I don't know about the second question but I like the all black.


parrotfacemagee

I like it. You’re either a cool guy or an insufferable wanna be cool guy


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I'm probably both


xlDooM

Without looking at any other replies: somewhat out of shape white guy with receding hairline.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I'm in fairly decent shape, hairline is starting too recede, but still there


BadDad2022

Long distance rider.


thunderballs303

Vintage Goldwing w a rattle can paint job on a gravel drive way? I'm gonna call wallet chain, no helmet and a very "no sleeves" kind of outfit.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

No Wallat chain... avoid my helmet when I can. No sleeves is correct.


thunderballs303

2/3 ain't bad. I also may be projecting a little.


Green-Inevitable2768

Bad ass Golding. Enjoy your ride and be safe


Apprehensiveduckx

![gif](giphy|a7pwEEG1GEbjZVJCqD) You know what episode..


BigHeadOnBeat

25-35 years old, rides it like a piss middle splitting and flying through traffic


ColorlessGem-n-eye

37. Try to ride responsibly, thought probably a bit fast on interstates.. I don't lane split, ever.


Hutchicles

A practical one


PuddingOnRitz

You *want* to be very cool.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I am cool. My mom says so So does yours


gimmebeer

Parked on gravel? Clearly a dual sport rider.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

I'd consider a dual sport honestly. But I'm just a broke white guy with an old goldwing


someguy8608

https://preview.redd.it/91rw50wqbf9d1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a86d529616f36dca6c9da0b1a879d38845f88ca Hell yeah dude, love me some GL1100's. What was the original color?


ColorlessGem-n-eye

https://preview.redd.it/wtuxft68cf9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de6a0c6d56e06083954172406cfc2785f743f02


ColorlessGem-n-eye

This one actually was born a vetter... someone started swapping the interstate body and brackets, I finished the swap... had to make the 2 front brackets for the fairing because they got lost somewhere. I've been wanting to make my own floorboards too, but haven't decided yet


FloridaFisherman2

Traveler. Highway guy...


H1DDE0NF1RE

Dude, this bike is super cool!


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Thanks man. I hope to go through it when winter comes.


uhtred_the_putrid1

That totally sucksđŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ€ŻYou can check into local riders groups. The ones not populated by a specific brand that welcome everybody. Actually all brand specific groups will welcome every one except the HD crowd.


shspvr

Don't listen to that old modular helmet jokes it's just stupid as I wear one and I have a 2024 ZX4RR and I old dude and grandpa, Now you ask what I think about your bike I'm not a big fan of all black not dark color this is just asking to get hit, Why I tell you this the bike becomes now you more invisible versus having bright colored bike because black cars and motorcycles blend in with black-top roads during the day same as night time with side mirrors and rearview mirrors.


Aggressive-Meal-8233

Meth