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Darknwise

Sure you can weld it. Make some nice modern art out of it.


BasvanS

My first thought: “Sure. What are you thinking of making?”


Frosty_Bicycle_354

Maybe an interesting lighting feature 😂


RandomWon

Cut out the broken parts and weld what's left to make a kids bike


greenearwax

It's a wall hanger now https://imgur.com/a/akO7M1E A lot of people seem to think I actually wanted to fix it, don't worry everyone there was never any intention of trying to ride it again


Spacebar19

Doesn't hurt to be honest with db... tell them you want to stay with them and show the picks. They might give you a discount on a new bike.


Spacebar19

And nooooo you can't weld this


audiomortis

I mean, you could. It probably wouldn’t be a bicycle anymore, but you could add some metal to it.


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Yeah, exactly, this can totally be welded, but it’ll never be a bike again


1974903

Make some art


THEKINGCMD

That would be a sick art piece for a shop


DougBikesCLE

It can be a bike, just not a functional one. Bike art a weirdly wonderful thing.


Po0rYorick

Some freshman level philosophy right here: what is the true essence of a bike? If an object cannot fulfill its telos as a bike, is it still a bike?


tictac205

I was thinking sculpture myself. Maybe a fountain for the patio.


JeanPierreSarti

Not a bicycle now…


socalwelder96

Actually you can weld this. At least the frame that is. Source: I run a tig welding shop and I repair aluminum frames from time to time. It looks bad but it can be done.


DougBikesCLE

I shudder to think what your business insurance must be if you’re “fixing” something this bad. The liability involved is staggering.


Zocker33x

Yeah bro, Duct Tape


huachinangocomunista

Hahahaha nailed it


greenearwax

I already ordered a canyon neuron off pink bike, but maybe I still will reach out to dB! I got the bike during their crazy 50% off black Friday sale a couple years ago


Ackwardude

Is that front wheel still useable?


greenearwax

nah, if you look at the fourth pic you can see it's split where the seam was. it's also got a pretty good bend to it


TheTopDrog

I have the same bike (DB) and did the same thing you did with the sale! I’ve loved it so far.


donquixote2u

yeah, ask 'em to point out where in their warranty it excludes being run over by a semi.


RoboticGreg

Yeah but be as funny as possible. Like "Clearly this should be considered as an obvious eventuality in any design"


HandsomedanNZ

Rice. Put it in rice for 3-5 days in the hot water cupboard.


Last_Banana9505

Can it be welded? Absolutely. Should it? Not a hope


4orust

You can weld it,... but you can't ride it


Interesting_Tea5715

Also, it's a Diamondback. Just replace it.


Affectionate-Sun9373

Well of course it can. It was. You need to remove the paint and oxide layer, weld it, heat treat it and refinish it. You could buy a new frame cheaper.


optimus_awful

If you can at least sand and paint sometimes it's not bad to fix stuff, not this time though.


radically_unoriginal

Simply melt it down and produce a new frame from srstch. Very doable job, can do it in an afternoon. /s.


Happy-Ad-3897

Duct tape should be fine.


optimus_awful

That's how you hide the sleeves.


Premoveri

Personally I was thinking some Elmer’s glue would do the trick


blowtorch_vasectomy

Flex seal. That stuff will turn a screen door into a boat.


jakedasnake1

Honestly only losing the bike sounds like a best case scenario there. And an easy excuse to order something new


greenearwax

it really was, I'm glad no one was hurt and it didn't damage anyone's car


Normallydifferent

Yea man, imagine that flying at your windshield. It certainly does suck, but if the truck just kept going that’s about as good as it can get for a total loss of a bike. Zero injuries to anybody or anything else.


philo-soph

I don’t see where it’s broken. Can you draw a circle around the crack to point it out?


johnboo89

Hit up Thule and see if they cover this and possibly your car and homeowners insurance. I know you already ordered a bike, but might be work the calls/emails.


ZeppyWeppyBoi

Sure. I mean not back into a usable bike, but you can definitely weld it into other shapes.


readtheneed

JB Weld marine Bro - 60% of the time it works every time!


zorander6

Add in a little bondo for good measure.


Normallydifferent

I JB welded a hole/leak in the oil pan on one of our work trucks, that worked for 5 or 6 years. It outlasted the actual truck.


jaysian

Jesus That's a lot of damage.. Bike fall off of a moving vehicle?


_Literally1984

yeah


Normallydifferent

I think the next one that ran over it also didn’t help.


SentientFotoGeek

The correct question is "should this be welded?" No.


_maple_panda

I wonder what that little tack weld on the BB shell is for. In the third pic.


i_smoke_pineapples

I think it was for the seat tube


_maple_panda

Oh yeah you’re right, you can almost see the outline of where the seat tube used to be. Interesting how it isn’t fully welded to the BB shell. I’m guessing the heat from a full weld would distort the BB too much?


GunTotinVeganCyclist

That is a truly impressive amount of destruction, I hope you weren't mortally injured. Edit: I just saw it fell off the car and got ran over by a semi. I can read, I swear.


leeretaschen

Before reading the post, my first thought was, "Welded? It look like it was run over by a truck."


bertisfantastic

So what you are saying is an old strap on fucked you.


TexasDrill777

Only for Burning Man art


Material-Homework395

At least it was a semi and not some small car where someone could have got hurt. Bike probably wouldn’t have survived either way. Hope you like your new bike lol


carsnbikesnstuff

Welded? Yes. Rideable? Hmmmm


ShoeGod420

little gorilla tape and you'll be back on the trails


mooymon

Welder/sheetmetal tradesman here. Short ansŵer - no. Long answer - noooooooo


F8MAK3R

What… happened?


greenearwax

like I said in the op, came off my bike rack and was run over by a semi


Taylooor

Damn, I’m hearing that one part in the video of Enter Sandman. “Booom!”


syugouyyeh

Tell us!!!


FaithfulDowter

I don’t see how you couldn’t weld it.


Psyko_sissy23

Damn. That sucks. First thought that came to my mind when I saw the picture, but before I read your post was "did it get hit by a semi?"


Dickies138

Flex tape


wigzell78

Yes, this can be welded. Just not back into a bike...


HVACMRAD

I came here to make a dumb joke, but after reading what happened…god damn. Sorry for your loss.


mtb-1979

Welder here , you can weld it if you want but I wouldn’t recommend riding it , maybe around the block but that’s it , no jumping curbs . Theres this thing called heat affected zone when you weld something, since this aluminum the frame would have to heat treat the frame to remove the stress created in the heat affected zone . Welding the frame back together would also cause a lot of distortion.


obaananana

How does the rider look? Did fell of a car


NewmarketMTB

Clearly nsfw dude 😆


NikolitRistissa

In addition to contacting DB, I’d honestly contact Thule as well. Their product failed resulting in severe damages to your bike.


doginjoggers

They'll probably tell you to get lost. In perfect storage conditions, with no use, you could expect the straps to last up to 10 years. With use and exposure to UV, humidity and temps higher than 20°C, you're looking at maybe 5 years tops. I used to work for a company that makes life-saving equipment, we used to get claims on products a lot that were past their recommended expiry date, or had been stored in hot and humid environments.


NikolitRistissa

Yeah that’s very true.


CordisHead

At some point companies stop covering stupidity.


Timokenn

Welded into what exactly? 🤔


lambypie80

Struggling to see the crack, I'd just ride on and keep an eye on it. /S


BELOUDEST

Truck driver wasn’t gonna split the bill haha


FlightLatter1605

What's wrong with it


SPY-SpecialProjectY

>Welded? No. >Some ramen and super glue? Yes.


45077

can? yes. should? no


casualnarcissist

I lost my bikes off that stupid Thule strap rack once. I was in the Gorge going 80 against what must’ve been a 50 MPH gust and it ripped em right off. They still made the trip but I got a new bike and rack pretty shortly after that.


patientpartner09

The moral of the story is that you don't use a crappy old bike rack for your expensive mountain bike.


greenearwax

yep, the worst part is I know that and have a nice rack. just thought I could get away with it this one time because I was driving my wife's car


Slight_Chocolate6818

Walking into traffic would be safer than repairing that


hamflavoredgum

Strap racks are literally all garbage. No matter how much you spend, they damage your car and your bike, and then dump it on the highway. I hated selling them, and talked probably over 100 people into buying a hitch and hitch rack instead. Anyone that still wanted a strap rack was on their own. It got it the point where we wouldn’t rent bikes to people with strap racks


jsnxander

You did everyone a solid favor. Friends don't let friends buy strap on bike racks.


greenearwax

yeah they really are, I knew that and I own a hitch rack. I just thought I'd get away with it this one time since my wife's car doesn't have a hitch receiver. Hopefully it'll be a lesson for everyone else


ColtatoChips

If you find someone good enough to weld this back into a rideable bike. it'll cost less to get a new bike.


Huckstep13

Man this happened to me last year.. I know your pain brother


mattyv2020

Reminds me of the time Homer made his own BBQ.


DrSagicorn

new bike time condolences


flargenhargen

>Nearly new. only ridden twice. Needs a little work. No lowballs, I know what I got.


UseComfortable1193

Nail it to your wall and make up some insane mtb story to tell everyone who asks about it 😂


majesticmanbearpig

**Relax, all right?** **My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools.** **I can fix it.**


No-Plan-8004

Aluminum- hard no!!


FollowingVegetable37

u can weld aluminum but I'd do a process called Tig which is typically v advanced would prob cost too much and then by the end you'd prob only have a frame. bet u can't do anything to the wheels lmao


porschephiliac

Wow. Are you okay?


SmallTimeBoot

What happened here


ranchmanL

I would just salvage any part that’s still in working condition. Also WTH 😭


GeForcegam

I hope you joking


No_Solid_5459

Why am I not surprised that it’s a Diamondback


noobwatch_andy

Yes. And good ol duct tape to finish. Then get a new bike.


KiwiOld1627

Absolutely not! You can salvage all of the components and just get a new frame and wheel though


T7MMU

The technical term for this is... shagged 😂


Zerocoolx1

Pot rivets and duct tape


AtteN_tion

Nope. How is yor face ?


willythestalker

what are you talking about bro, she's minty


visvapillu

Some kemppi glue can fix anything!


Its_just_a_potato

Make sure to put some more air in that tyre, under inflated tyres can be dangerous


DubBrit

It depends what you want to weld it to.


FitSwing2423

One of my fears is driving my car behind a car with a wacky bike carrier that is carrying 2 or more bikes for a strap to break.


CuTe_M0nitor

I wouldn't do that


Vicv_

It'll easily buff out


letsshittalk

ive rode with welded handle bars cheap chopper, and a stem on a cheap bmx from memory bars were fine the stem kept breaking i would not make that back in to a bike tho maybe garden or man shed art


Fanatykgrzybobrania

Anything can be done.It all depends if u have the courage/money/time.


xJBr3w

No


HuikesLeftArm

Absolutely weld it. Into an elaborate bottle opener.


completed-that

Maybe not weld it, but you could probably buff those wheels out and use some bondo on the frame ;)


BamiSchijf__

WD40 works like a dream


waffleunit

It would be really cool to weld or glue or duct tape that mess together and hang it somewhere. Sculpture? Or just a reminder/cautionary tale? Certainly a conversation starter!


goonergirl24

Wow.. lesson learned. Don't pick a fight with Decepticons on a bike.


The-Cat-Dad

Into what?


moost_swingin

Will it blend?


LimpKnee3878

Nothing a little ducktape can't fix


Yegg23

Duct tape should be good.


henri_TheWzrd

I thought Trexs were extinct


Ancient-Watch-1191

Welded? Why? Don't have a small tube of superglue at hand?


Neverland__

Flesh wound


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lionman3937

Yes, obviously you can. /sarcasm


BrentarTiger

Are the forks and dropper post still good? I'll buy em off ya... lmao


Purple_Squall

Wouldn’t even bother. Ride as is


MrXero

How did he get the beans above the frank?!


BerakGoreng

Try putting it in rice


brightsilverstars

With enough time and money. Sure. Go ahead...lol


Content-Artichoke541

Yeah, no


Midiot_666

Bit of gaffa tape and hit the trails.


BreadMaker_42

Jb weld will fix it better than new. Also be sure to increase your life insurance policy.


cardbord_spaceship

Had a frame professionally welded before, and it broke very soon after again, once aluminum is fatigued it's going to keep breaking in other places. Also unless you get it heat treated welding it will change the strength of the frame because of the heat soak


vwgstf

Njet


shroomsmoke

I think you should lose some weight.


mean_fiddler

Yes, but not to make a functioning bike.


ChrisPynerr

Not if you like your spine intact


MysticalGnosis

That'll buff right out


DeallyRyslexic

Chain looks good at least


the-midwest-misfit

WHAT HAPPENED


NarphXXX

It shouldn’t be. WTH did it get ran through a shredder?


Individual_Dentist88

Short answer, Yes! Just don't ride it after.


midniteryan

As a welder/ fabricator, yes it can be welded. Would I weld it, no.


SouthTexasCowboy

use mig not tig and it’ll be fine


Flimsy_meats

Did you get hit by a train?


NoWayNotThisAgain

Yes, it can be welded.


olympianfap

I mean, if you are looking for some practice welding specialty aluminum I guess you could try. You are never gonna ride it again though.


YetisNotReal

Give it that “hawk tuah” it’ll buff right out


SlayerOfSpatulas

Insurance? When we bought our first quality bikes (FWIW: RM Instinct A50 + Marin Trail XR) , I took out some insurance and was told that if they flew off the car and were run over, it would be covered. On the 6th year, I should probably see what it would pay out. In any case, for around $8K of bikes, it cost us $135 per year. FYI. YMMV.


No_Pin_9551

No, this is factory standard kinda fucked


C619V

That’s a leaverite!


Work_Account89

Weld? Ah bita superglue and duct tape be grand for at least a black run


Apprehensive_Fall637

Take usable parts, buy frame off FB, rebuild


Ok-Establishment1687

JB Weld, baby 😎 No, don’t do that.


No-Kindheartedness-7

Can vs should and will I make a usable result?


SecretaryBig3858

I would not recommend it


NotSoCommonMerganser

Dont


Every-Turnover4938

Lol... 😲 is anything salvageable???


Extension_Surprise_2

Why weld when bubblegum and duct tape will do the trick. 


BigFurryBoy07

It’s not easy to weld aluminium, I assume you don’t ride a steel mtb, if I was you, I’d just get a new bike


UnderstandingGold108

New Lego set?


greengomalo

Could it? Sure! Should it? Hell no. If you liked it that much, get a new frame. Personally I’d just use the opportunity to upgrade


Followmelead

Another perfect bike lamp.


Overall-Army-737

Just a scratch.


Alternative_Object33

You used your "strap on" with your wife's motor and "pegged" your bike. Eww.


Infamous_Day1544

Dude , My dad has an awesome set of tools ….


krausk

What did you do!?!? Run it over with a train?


KookyPension

No man that’s fucked


29erDad

100% bro


WVMoutanman

I wouldn't even bother with taking this to a welder. Do it yourself with JB Weld.


SnooKiwis6943

Possibly, but safety wont be guaranteed. Its not worth the risk.


Diablo760

It can be melded.


Sargash

Truck didn't stop because it probably wasn't a personal one, and if he did stop he'd get so many fines and fees and restrictions.


SprocketHead357

Boooy she's done 'fer!


L0gLan_

How.


Moof_the_cyclist

It can be welded into modern art, not a bicycle.


Sufficient_Case_9258

Why would you want to?


Sufficient_Case_9258

What happened here?


greenearwax

Read the post lol


skaterfrog73

How did you do that?


Bluedragon436

I wouldn't even waste the money on welding... You'd be perfectly fine with a stick or two of JB Weld... Or like a few others have said...send pics of it to DB and see if they might cut you a deal on a replacement... Then turn it into some bike related art..


elopekomsuoy024

I'd be more worried about my body healing after surviving whatever happened to the bike


ForwardAssist65

My dad's a TV repairman. He has a killer set of tools......I can fix it.


christianjstark

Flex Seal and just ride it.


Playful-Sample-1509

It’s dead Jim.


Murky-Tomatillo91

Yo, homie….


Puzzleheaded-Chair10

Yes and it will be like new!


Puzzleheaded-Day6334

lol dude get a new bike


W201Lover

Sure, it’s probably aluminum though. Know your material!


1994univega

How did you manage to have the cassette come off? Both the axles also came out. Seems a bit fishy