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1DrinkAnd1KnowThings

I turned it off 5 minutes in.


Frisnism

Haha. Same. I was so bored.


chosimba83

Remember Lost in Translation? Arthouse film starring an aging actor with a beautiful up and coming actress? This wasn't it.


ShredGuru

Pretty sure it was a rich old guys fan fic about being desirable to Jenna Ortega


Ellimist757

I think it’s the type made mainly to elevate a young actor between projects. But honestly, if this were 80s or 90s this poster makes it look like straight to vhs-fare


supersafeforwork813

It practically did….terrible box office in extremely limited release lol. N if they wanted Jenna Ortega to get her southern accent practice on camera then it was an extremely successful movie lol..


Liberate_Cuba

Worst movie I’ve ever watched. I was hoping he was going to murder her or visa-versa.


ScruffyNoodleBoy

Worse than The Snowman? That's the worst movie I've ever watched. Looked so good and was maybe the most boring terrible thing ever created.


Hollomat

Mister Police. You could have saved her I gave you all the clues. ⛄️


Choppergold

This is where the AI future will help us. Ask GPT for a version where that happens. I’d ask for A Star is Born but with a happy ending


RETRYbution

I hate the end of Star is born! Tears and tears…


smellyboi6969

A star is born is a tragedy from 1937. If Hollywood turned it into a feel-good movie, it would not be the same movie.


ElmarSuperstar131

Agreed, and I feel tragic romances are still necessary in the way of films and overall storytelling.


AstronautThick5598

Did he like “murder her” in bed? Lol


torrent29

I've noticed that with a surprising amount of these movies/episodes of tv and such where a student gets involved with a teacher.. its ALWAYS an English teacher. So someone once said to me that its because script writers major in english. Which always makes these tv shows and movies so much more disgusting.


throwerawayer1456

I’m sure it’s also just easier to make an English teacher seem sexy and soulful with literature references than say an algebra teacher


Dor1000

*i can get the volume of a curved object. its more art than science.*


RETRYbution

„Hey Gurl! Let me show ya what’s 1+1 when I turn on this softrock…“ (puts on R.Kelly music).


PrimeNumberBro

I think there’s something very….erotic about mathematics


ElmarSuperstar131

Check out The Mirror Has Two Faces, Jeff Bridges is a hottie math professor!


torrent29

These points of data make a beautiful line.


Lin900

I thought it's all a creepy callback to Kubrick's Lolita. English teacher and a young vulnerable girl. The power imbalance. The repulsiveness of it. But it gets odd when they try to romanticise it.


marmot_scholar

When I was in HS, there were three teachers that the girls crushed on. 2 of them were English teachers.


Appropriate_Music_24

It started out really promising but it kind of went down hill from the middle to the end


gaiussicarius731

“IM KINO”. Ummm no you’re not


Inside_Ad_7162

honestly, & I don't like to say it, I don't think she's very good. I can't pinpoint why, but she just seems a bit emotionless.


Tbplayer59

She's Wednesday Addams and a new version of Aubrey Plaza.


Dor1000

sometimes deadpan is really good, and difficult. with the right supporting roles its a win. all the big names are character-actors, i regret to say.


Inside_Ad_7162

True but it feels like it's across the board. All her roles are like that, at least the ones I've seen.


Inside_Ad_7162

True but it feels like it's across the board. All her roles are like that, at least the ones I've seen.


reyballesta

She's not a good actress. There's just nothing to her performances.


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TK-828

I just saw her in some fisherman/ drug smuggling movie. She's not great in that either


Inside_Ad_7162

I'm always a bit wary of actors that appear to depend on being good looking...The really good ones I find are the ones you notice as an aside, because you're invested in their character. Even better are the good looking ones who play characters so vile they're repellant...Knocking it out of the park then, but bad guys are easier than good...Incoherent ramble ends.


DippnDottn

Ortega’s gotta do her naughty dues. This is Hollywood


Daddy_Milk

Too old for Drake ): Too Female for Diddy ): Too "not in prison" for Harvey ): What's a girl to do?


ShredGuru

Every other red blooded American man over the age of 18?


Daddy_Milk

I guess I could take one for the team...


CertainEconomist3229

Seems like some straight up perv shit


HotCarl169

Another vote for gd terrible.


Exquisite_D

Name one good movie Jenna Ortega is in.


supersafeforwork813

X I’m not blaming the actors for any of this btw there’s just nothing in the story


Exquisite_D

To your point, even the best actors can't save a lousy script and poor direction.


ScruffyNoodleBoy

Don't know off the top of my head, maybe none, but as far as shows go, You and Wednesday are pretty great.


BelgarathTheSorcerer

As someone who once was a teacher, all I can say is that this shit makes my stomach turn. I don't care how old she is; she could be a grad student and it would still be reprehensible to start a relationship with someone under your fucking wings. Growing up, there was a teacher in my high school who was KNOWN by the student body for having a history of grooming. He'd wait until their senior year, chaperone the senior trip (about 3 or 4 days in Disney), get a lone hotel room, and then invite the now 18 year old girl. Was caught after over a DECADE of abuse. It isn't statuatory because of the age, but it *IS* considered "Institutional Rape." Using one's position as a trusted ward of the community's young or vulnerable to engage in sexual acts. Even though this movie isn't about that, or a situation that could be make a lawyer even consider taking up the case, the very fact that the actions bump up against that potential abuse should be ALL we need to know that it's fucked up. This, in my mind, is a derliction of duty that all teachers ought uphold. STOP FUCKING YOUR STUDENTS, AND STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SEXY FORBIDDEN LOVE


Ojihawk

Hear hear! As an Artist/Martial Artist, as soon as I hear a teacher has a relationship with one of his students (no matter how long the relationship) I instantly lose respect for them.


BelgarathTheSorcerer

I've grown up in martial arts as well, and, just like you, the moment I see that line get crossed I consider the trainer a disgusting loser, and a fucking monster. Couldn't find love anywhere else but under your mentorship? In a field that mandates close physical contact? If I ever have a child, boy or girl, who wants to practice martial arts, the vetting process will be less of me deciding if the gym is a McDojo, and more of me finding out about the relationships the teachers are in/have been in. Side Note: Pat Barry is a fucking monster, and the only reason Rose Namajunes isn't champ.


StrainExternal7301

talmbout pat barry, the 44 year old who married thug rose when she was 22 after they had been dating for 5 years, b?


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Talmbout "the Predator" b? The "it was love at first sight" when she came into his gym as a student, Pat Barry? And for Rose, per her words, that it took years to even begin seeing him as a person she could have the potential to see as a romantic interest, Pat Barry? Ohhhhhh, by the way she was 14 when she showed up in his gym. Yeah. That Pat Barry.


IDigRollinRockBeer

3 or 4 days in Disney?! Damn what kinda rich ass school holy shit


SmoreOfBabylon

I do hope there are others out there, but the one movie I've seen where this kind of student/teacher dynamic was properly portrayed as exploitative and 100% wrong instead of romantic and sexy was Blue Car, an indie drama from the early 2000s that seemingly hardly anyone saw.


CursedKumquat

>Im Kino Well apparently not.


element423

Thanks for letting me know. I almost watched it haha


XoloToxico

The poster alone reminds me of Hard Candy


supersafeforwork813

It’s like hard candy but a huge piece of shit instead lol


Hmccormack

Yeah I was subjected to this one by my GF and not thrilled about it. I’m pickin the next one!


realfakejames

All I know about this movie is she gets her cheeks clapped by young Bilbo Baggins and that’s enough for me to check it out


supersafeforwork813

I’m too old to wanna see that but I’ll let u know that doesn’t actually happen….u get to see bilbo baggins jerk off tho n she makes out with the chick who was a lesbian in BLOCKERS…do with that what u will


Longjumping-Sail6386

It started off good and ended terribly


KimWexlersGoldenArch

I know EXACTLY what type of movie it was supposed to be. Did Jenna show a respectable amount of flesh? I mean it’s the **only** reason to watch right 🤷‍♂️


Aggressive_Grab_100

Has the same allure as a dark cloud moving across the sky. Bilbo has zero range.


Vegetable-Buddy2070

He was amazing in fargo the show


AndroidSheeps

Fargo season 1 was awesome


jojow77

Do yourself a favor and watch Cargo


Obyri85

Isn’t that the short with the ‘baby’?


jojow77

no it’s a full movie


Cyber_Insecurity

I can tell by the poster that this movie sucked


Several_Dwarts

These movies always seem to be just manifestations of the male fantasy. Every guy who's ever contemplated being a teacher envisions this scenario happening. I dont know if she's a good actress or an average actress, but I kept thinking "I bet *she* thinks she's awesome in this" It was so far beneath Freeman, yet he gets an A for *trying* to make it look legitimate.


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Wanted to be a teacher from an early age, went to university for it, landed jobs, and helped some kids better themselves before I had to make a hard decision to leave the field. Never once did I EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT FUCKING A CHILD You're a fucking creep, dude.


Several_Dwarts

She was 18 and they didnt have sex. And dont worry, I wouldnt expect any teacher to admit to fantasizing about one of their students, so your secret's safe, ;)


Dor1000

dude! why would you spoil it like that, i was gonna watch this tonight. \*flies into a rage\* wait, they didnt what? oh thats gross, im not spending 2 hours on this.


BelgarathTheSorcerer

You're disgusting enough to think a power dynamic should preclude opportunities for sex, and that's vile. You're acting like any man with a postion above a vulnerable individual would logically lead them to fantasizing about taking advantage of that vulnerable party? What is your malfunction? You're pathetic. I'd put hands to any man who would think to drag my name through that filth. I've cut ties with every single person, family and friends included, who have ever insinuated that there is an opportunity for sex with a student. If you've ever fantasized about being a teacher *because of the chance to fuck a CHILD, or to groom them until 18*, makes you a fucking degenerate, and I wish I had the chance to wring your stupid little neck.


Several_Dwarts

lmao!


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Pathetic little creep.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

"Every guy who's ever contemplated being a teacher envisions this scenario happening". We got professor X here ladies and gentlemen. Ask your questions away.


Realistic_Sad_Story

Meh, I don’t get what people see in Freeman. He’s one of those guys who seems like he got picked for the “Random Average Dude Gets to be an Actor Lottery” He somehow manages to carry this weird, kind of an asshole persona into every role he plays.


notmyfirst_throwawa

He walks a very weird line doesn't he? Like totally average, maybe even a little nervous fella who somehow seems like he's got a chip on his shoulder at the same time? I like him I think he just takes a lot of really terrible roles


Academic_Guitar_1353

Martin Freeman has lost the plot. And apparently kind of an asshole too.


Wise_Serve_5846

Groomer Rapists


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Why downvote this man? It's fucking gross. I'm not a man of god, but this dynamic is fucking sin. "oh but she's so mature" HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GUARDIAN OF YOUTHS


EverybodyBuddy

DO YOU THINK THE MOVIE IS SANCTIONING HIS BEHAVIOR AND WHY ARE WE YELLING


BelgarathTheSorcerer

No respect for Freeman for picking this shit up.


Colin-Clout

If someone came to you and said, hey do you want a few million dollars?! What would you be willing to do?


ScruffyNoodleBoy

If someone came to me and said, do you want a million dollars and to make out with Jenna Ortega? Immediate yes.


BelgarathTheSorcerer

I'd ask what I would have to do, and when they said "try to normalize romantic relations between teachers and students," I'd call the fucking cops.


EverybodyBuddy

Don’t let this dude read Nabokov