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joshmoviereview

The first half of [the trailer for this movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PkpUEHiefM) is in fact a trailer for this movie, and the second half appears to be an underwear ad


secretsloth

I don't know why I thought you were joking. Wow.


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Cfhudo

Love is awesome


tanzmeister

Love is dangerous


Soul_Dare

Love is patient


mazu74

I’m way too high for interdimensional cable right now, man


theflamesweregolfin

CASINO GOALS


SuperJetShoes

Holy shit, that shark reveal at 0:46 made me snort coffee out of my nose!


Narradisall

It gets the man *in the boxing ring!*


KDobias

I feel like Tommy played [Maneater](https://store.steampowered.com/app/629820/Maneater/) and decided he needed to turn it into a movie.


FriesWithThat

Sharks can *drift*, who knew?


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...for Twunderwear.


iSOBigD

Designed by Tommy himself! And by "designed" I mean his name is on it.


one28

Looks like they recorded the film on an iphone. Really going all out on the budget I see.


SOILSYAY

Wow. Very Sci Fi channel. Very Asylum.


DumplingRush

Also, that sure is a lot of boxing for a shark movie.


cbkfirebird

I am just not surprised at all that the advertised website for the movie (www.BigSharkMovie.com) just redirects you to Tommy Wiseau's online shop lmao


C-DT

Where he sells underwear, dumbbells, glowing skulls, watches...


meanMrKetchup

So just the essentials


MsTerryMan

The things Tommy carries around in his briefcase


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Damn... he really knows his fan base, huh...


FloridyTwo

He gets us


lameluk3

Shhhhhit this is the best marketing campaign I've seen now! Tommy's doin a Jesus movie??


Llama_Queen

I bought a cheap jacket from his site a few years ago for the luls, and he randomly included a signed headshot with it, addressed to my real first name. It was completely unexpected and I'll cherish it forever.


Totally_PJ_Soles

I got some shirts that came with the same thing. It also had an advertisement for his movie that had some names at the bottom sharpie'd over like he didn't want them to get credit Lmao. Edit: I'll look for it later, but [I found the headshot in my gallery. ](https://imgur.com/a/Gv1TGB9)


Ninja_Style

Error establishing a database connection ಠ_ಠ


atthedustin

In addition to writing, directing, and starting in big shark, he's also the principle software engineer!


SOILSYAY

Oh no, Reddit, we squeezed too hard!


Thatoneasian9600

Oh hai shark


Prax150

He's definitely going to say this and it's 100% why this movie even exists.


Fredasa

Yeah. Fascinating as this advent may be, it's kinda like _Birdemic II._ The "holy trinity" of good bad movies—_Troll 2, The Room_ and _Birdemic_ —all share one extremely important facet: Their creators had no idea whatsoever that they were making something that would go down in legend for being bad. But in the case of _Birdemic II,_ this was understood perfectly well, and thus the same magic was fundamentally impossible to attain.


Strabbo

I would also include *Manos: The Hands of Fate* and make it a "holy quadrilogy".


CassiopeiaStillLife

Manos is weird because it still manages to be scary, not by being a good horror movie (it isn’t) but by being so strange and haunted and alien that it feels like you’re watching a cursed video tape. In the words of MST3K, every frame looks like someone’s last known photograph


BadIdeaSociety

Bolex cameras, which is what Manos was filmed on, are odd to film a feature on. They have a coil crank that propels the film to run through the camera. They don't use electricity. Depending on the condition of the camera the film you run through it will run slightly fast in the early frames of a shot and gradually get a bit slower. Also, the cameras do not record sound. It makes the movie look like someone's basement-stored slide collection after being exposed to sunlight for a bit. Like the MST3K guys said, they look like a dead and forgotten person's photo collection.


idontgethejoke

That's the coolest thing I've learned all day


SadFloppyPanda

Is that what the director was using in the last half of Nope?


bluedaytona392

Torgo was a sex machine.


RomanGlassTable

You are so right. I think those old cameras just make things look creepy. Same thing with The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.


Fredasa

Good one also, yeah. That movie's director gets a bit of an out because he wasn't eccentric, foreign or both, like the others. Just deeply misguided. I think he understood he'd made a turkey. The story of how _Manos_ got a better-than-VHS transfer is an extremely interesting one that I followed from the day the print was found till it was finally released on bluray. It really needs a 4K transfer though.


Bridgeru

Don't forget the Apple (1980) a musical where the devil runs a music company, signs up a hippie and gives her speed until she literally sings about how she needs speed and loves it, the record company takes over the world and in the end God brings hippies up to heaven in a rolls royce. There's a song literally called [I'm coming](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dy_P5zX0ejXI&ved=2ahUKEwj8wtn_svP9AhUCBMAKHdu1AsYQFnoECAwQAQ&usg=AOvVaw09AdAWiKLnCXgm1ggksrSy) that uses sexual moans as a chorus and is just about someone trying to trick the hero into an orgy. The director was so shocked by the poor reception of the premiere (people threw the complementary souvenirs at the screen) that he went to the roof of the building and tried to jump off to commit suicide ( he was rescued iirc) The dude thought he was making a Jewish "Jesus Christ Superstar" but ended up making an unselfaware and poorly acted Rocky Horror Picture Show meets 1984 meets XFactor. And I FUCKING love it. Unironically. I think it was a prequel issue, and with refinement could have been amazing; but most find it so bad it's hilarious and that's acceptable too.


DopeAbsurdity

The writer / director of that movie also apparently wrote ["Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!!"](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223082/) which is avaible for free on [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8TBwSfeDPk) and Carmen Electra is in it so you know it's gonna be good.


WatWudScoobyDoo

Yo, you can't leave out *The Miami Connection* if we're talking great terrible movies


TheRealKestrel

That would exclude Samurai Cop


SodaCanBob

> The "holy trinity" of good bad movies—Troll 2, The Room and Birdemic —all share one extremely important facet: Their creators had no idea whatsoever that they were making something that would go down in legend for being bad. [Miami Connection](https://youtu.be/z1UmZ4WWspo) is my personal favorite.


Fredasa

Just wanted to say "thanks" for introducing me to this. Because it apparently _does_ have a proper Rifftrax, so my evening's plans are now set in stone.


Slip_Freudian

Yes, but are you familiar with our Lord and Savior, Neil Breen? https://youtu.be/cAWBMgX9Oos


Graviton_Lancelot

EYES ON BREEN


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Friendship gets me *hot*!


bigmike2k3

“Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty…”


DanteandRandallFlagg

What? No love for *Plan 9 from Outer Space*?


Fredasa

Ed Wood also made _Bride of the Monster/Atom_ and a few others, most of which have gotten a MST3K and/or Rifftrax treatment, so I tend to consider his body of work to be sort of its own thing. But by all means, it fits the bill. Maybe _Glen or Glenda_ moreso than anything else he did.


Otherwxvgfghh

That should tell you everything you need to know about this movie.


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Harlockarcadia

And why you should run, not walk to see it


hovdeisfunny

Alas, I can neither walk nor run because a BIG SHARK bit off my legs


Ai2g

I did not lose my legs. I did nahhhht


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

"Whats wrong with Mark?" "Shark trouble I guess, tss-ah-ha-ha!"


qman3333

It’s cause I definitely have cancer


sambones

[The trailer is exactly what I expected from Tommy.](https://youtu.be/jeuSLaKHZSo) Edit: [New trailer just dropped.](https://youtu.be/_PkpUEHiefM)


CdnRageBear

“Water look at that” Oscar worthy right there


indy_been_here

Fuck it I'm sold


stephen1547

Wait, half the second trailer is an ad for underwear... never change Tommy.


Car-face

and the first half is two people boxing. But there is, briefly, a big shark


Asidious66

And the first trailer featured... You guessed it. Zero boxing.


geforce2187

You must be kidding, underwear. I got the picture. That's life.


broforange

what the fuck did they do to the audio in that trailer?! it's either too quiet to understand or it's clipping like crazy, it sounds so bad lol


cobarbob

too quiet and clipping, that cant be a thing.......oh wow Tommy strikes again. How infuriating


jumpinjahosafa

Limited to the point of clipping, then volume lowered wayy too much afterwards lmao


trancertong

That slap sounded like it broke the sound barrier.


Gotterdamerrung

Literally sounded like they slapped the microphones on their chests


UncreativeTeam

Those slaps were so fucking loud


stansy

No one warned me about Twunderwear.


mushroomwig

4 years ago??!


MisterManatee

Right? What’s going on with this movie lol


Ccaves0127

It's self funded so he probably filmed sporadically around everyone's regular schedule. I mean...speaking from experience


90daylimitedwarranty

Can't tell what's happening since it's so damned dark. But the audio was as bad as I'd expect.


NoInvestment2079

I love the slapping scene. It's just so out there.


JustAMan1234567

>Oh hai shark That's funny, because "hai" is also the German word for shark.


GroguIsMyBrogu

Tommy's entire career has been intentionally leading up to this pun. What a commitment.


Sad0ctopus

Playing the long game for his art, man.


WinterOkami666

He's playing 4D chess when everyone else busy eating at Checkers.


bluepand4

Thats funny cause "hai" is Cantonese slang for pussy


kingofshitandstuff

That's funny cause in Portuguese hai is the sound you make when a shark bites you.


zenga_zenga

That's funny, cause 'hai' is what I said to mark on the rooftop after lisa accused me of hitting her


ma2412

Did you hit her?


bshaddo

He did not.


disgruntled_pie

Frankly, I’m beginning to worry that this is tearing him apart.


DietPepsi00

Also in Finnish! Did not know that we share that word


cbbuntz

I did not bite her. That's boolshit! I did not bite her! I did naaaaht!


litt3lli0n

I did not hit it...I did not...


the_watcher_13

You're tearing me apaaart shark


AcesCharles2

I did not bit her. Oh hi shark!


imveryresponsible

I did knot!


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Hi sharkieeeeeeee


Caligari89

I hate to be a party pooper, but this isn't going to be good/bad in the way The Room is. It's going to be bad/bad because Tommy is in on the joke now, so he's going to try to be funny and it's going to be horrible.


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TwatsThat

> The Room is fucking incredible because it's a script written by an alien trying to convey what he thinks is human behavior. Yeah, but what does that alien think human comedy is? The movie will still probably suck but I'll at least keep an eye out for reviews from any trusted sources.


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Shimshimmyyah

Good God


Hollow_Rant

I saw the sitcom at a late night screening of the Room. Immediately after Tommy did a Q&A where I asked him what his inspiration for the sitcom was. He got mad at me that I attempted eye contact with him(he was still wearing his sunglasses), claimed that America and Denny were both retarded, and promptly booted me in the ass to literally kick me off stage. 10/10, would ask him a question again.


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terriblegrammar

What you just wrote sound like the ramblings of a mad man.


Hollow_Rant

I have witnesses but also yes. We are all dumber for having to read that.


MissplacedLandmine

Yeah christ that first 50 seconds really did set the tone for the fucking next 50 seconds I didnt make it further


BlaznTheChron

"Oh you in here too? You Chinese mother fucker!" that delivery just fuckng killed me.


AugustusPompeianus

Thank you, you made my day...or should I say what a day!


Toby_O_Notoby

The literally teach it in film schools. Because while it can be easy to say why a movie is really good, it's harder to say what exactly makes The Room is so terrible. One example is that they constantly have establishing shots of San Francisco that exhibit no coherent impression of time and space.


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Merzendi

Oh. That’s how Tommy is funding Big Shark! ChatGPT is just his side job!


DrownMeInCheetos

For me it's the UNGODLY amount of times they're depicted throwing a football around for no reason.


cerpintaxt33

Wearing tuxedos for no reason.


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SexyNeanderthal

From what I've seen in some interviews, he's not so much oblivious as he doesn't give a shit. He has a vision and makes the movies he wants to make and doesn't care what anyone says about it.


charredfrog

I think because he isn’t in on the joke. Everything he puts out is still a genuine work of art made because he truly believes in it. He’s so special


sexi_squidward

My friend made us watch this movie years ago and refused to tell us what we were watching. We then accused him of making us watch porn and we were all terrified of Denny lmao


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>I'm going to watch it, but you can't catch lightning in a bottle twice. Nah, I already got that.


Anagoth9

There's still a chance that it could be bad in a good way, but only because I expect TW is so inept and full of himself that even his attempts at self-aware meta-humor will still be absolutely, cringe-inducingly terrible. He'll think he's making Mel Brooks and we'll get Tim and Eric out of it.


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

yeah exactly. i don't care about what a normal writer thinks a good-bad movie looks like but I'm genuinely interested in whatever tommy wiseau thinks a good-bad movie looks like. him being in on the joke would only matter if he was able to correct his "mistakes" and i absolutely do not think he is


TK464

Having seen clips from Tommy's """sitcom""" that he made after The Room got big, yeah, this is just going to be painful bad not funny bad. Self awareness and playing into making bad movies is what ruins the magic, which is why Neil Breen is still knocking it out of the park being a sincere weirdo with a lot of passion.


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TheMightyCatatafish

Breen either miraculously STILL hasn’t realized why his shit is hilarious, or he’s an actual comedic genius.


LaBeteNoire

I think Breen just thinks people haven't "gotten it" yet. Like he doesn't seem to doubt his vision or message, just feels he has left out something that prevents people from seeing how genius it is. There is no way he is unaware of how people see his movies, but rather than getting upset about it or leaning into it, he seems to take it in stride and let whatever money it brings in to fund his next attempt at getting that message across. I could be reading too much into this, but he seems to have an unlimited reservoir of hope that he will eventually put a film together that will eventually make everyone understand whatever the fuck it is he has been trying to tell us.


zhx

Idunno, I saw Twisted Pair in theater and at the end when the hokey stock “triumphant” music is playing and he gives his “everyone has the right to be loved” speech, and he points to his heart and says “I’ll be right… *here*,” the crowd went NUTS. Standing ovation, CHEERING. It was one of the most emotional moments I’ve ever experienced with a crowd, *especially* at a movie. Like sure, every person there was there in some degree of irony, but for a moment we were all united in this actual, authentic moment, in response to a scene that is, at face value, *bad*. That’s when I realized Breen is tapped into something transcendent, almost in spite of himself.


TheMightyCatatafish

I tend to think this is the correct answer as well. Truly one of a kind.


ihaveakid

Neil Breen is the answer to the bad movie question. Four movies and he has not improved at all in his craft, but he still wholeheartedly believes in his films and the message behind them. A legend of schlock. The master.


spunkyweazle

Amir Shervan answered this 20 years ago. Like 7 movies and somehow he gets WORSE with each one


ihaveakid

Shervan is definitely on the hypothetical Mount Rushmore of Shlock. I truly wish I could see Samurai Cop again for the first time.


Zeus_Wayne

Four? Five and he has a five film retrospective documentary and another film coming this year. Writer/director/actor/producer/editor/and musical director of six films and a documentary. What a star.


SteppingStonez1998

I saw Greg at a Q&A for Miracle Valley and he said that the "trailer" they did was just a joke and it wasn't an actual movie and just something they did for fun. Confused now.


witchywater11

Lmao oh no. He's gonna see this and call Tommy like: "Hey buddy! I just saw a poster for the joke trailer we made! ....You're making an actual movie out of it?"


Animegamingnerd

Honestly would actually be in character for Tommy to do something like this.


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

"So, eleven hundred men went in the water… three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway…we delivered the bomb.” "Ha ha ha, what a story, Quint. Anyway, how's your sex life?"


Merickson-

"We're gonna need a bigger room, huhhh?"


redditmodta

Why shark, why, WHY?


VeryDPP

"You're tearing me apart, Shark!"


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STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS BRO!!!


toddbo

I remember when they released the teaser for this like 4 years ago. Still waiting


Chaosmasterr

"I did not eat her, it's not true...it's *bullshit*. I did *not* eat her, I did nottttt!". The shark, probably.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

In perfect Tommy Wiseau fashion, the website for the movie just redirects to his personal website that doesn't mention the movie at all, but it does sell you a 3-pack of Tommy Wiseau boxer briefs.


stomach

i would expect nothing less. or more, i guess.


Feisty_Factor_2694

How big, Tommy?… How big, exactly?


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[Just say when](https://youtu.be/DnvVsMnF-70?t=55)


ohowjuicy

[it was the other penis](https://youtu.be/Rg2HmvB_D7w&t=8s)


BevarseeKudka

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"


trend_rudely

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” “Ahnything for mai *PRIMCESSS*”


easter-eggo

The website directs you to an ad for a discounted 3-pack of Tommy Wiseau branded underwear. That should tell you everything you need to know about this movie.


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OMG Wiseau got Sestero to work with him again? and the movie is titled "BIG SHARK" ? Oh my, 2023 is getting me going to the movies so much to compensate for the past 3 years Awesome


hnwcs

[Not their first non-Room movie together, although Wiseau was just an actor here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIep14ZppoA)


salparadisimo

Is it bad that I kinda dug that trailer?


Dragonknight247

Not at all. Best F(r)iends is unironically pretty solid. Greg Sestero wrote the script and seems to be the only person on earth capable of writing a role Tommy is actually capable of doing


AllTheRowboats93

I really really wish it wasn’t split into 2 movies. I think it would have been a great 90 minute film, instead the pacing is way too slow for the story.


Dragonknight247

That's a fair critique, it absolutely has pacing issues. But I still find the overall experience ultimately enjoyable.


nakedgirlonfire

greg shows a "less is more" cut of both films in cinemas sometimes


CosbysLongCon24

He randomly came to our class last semester…we weren’t even watching the room but he was an interesting guy. Has dealt pretty well with being asked about Tommy non stop his whole career and does a spot on impression of him. But there was zero mention of this film or anything he was working on with Tommy so who knows. Pretty sure he was trying to put the moves on my single prof.


carryon_waywardson

He did a Facebook thing years ago where he hosted a watch party for members of a The Room fan group, and he commentated throughout. It was so much fun, dude is hilarious.


HillaryClintonsclam

Here is Volume one on Youtube. The full movie. Surprisingly Paul Scheer (He played Andre on "The league") is in it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1vcyOsYPX4


darthjoey91

Given that Scheer is on a podcast with his wife and Jason Mantzoukas called How Did This Get Made, and all of them were involved in The Disaster Artist, I'm not that surprised.


machphantom

Unfortunately, I saw a screening of The Room with Greg like a year ago and he said he didn't hear anything about him being in Big Shark after the trailer... they could have filmed some scenes with him since then, but im guessing if Sestero is in it at all it'll prolly be only be a cameo unfortunately


Dragonknight247

I just had a Q&A with him the other day, less than a week ago, and he said the same thing. So either he's not in it or he's hiding the fact he's in it.


kemushi_warui

My guess is that, a week ago, Wiseau hadn’t started filming the movie yet.


Charlie_Wax

He was waiting on the third set of cameras. Shooting this one in 8mm, 70mm, and miniDV simultaneously.


wutthefvckjushapen

That's weird because we were throwing the football around yesterday, and he said the opposite.


lotsofhairdontcare

That’s extra weird because I just saw him with his girl on Guerrero street and he told me to tell you to leave your stupid comments in your pocket.


Charlie_Wax

Haha. What a story, lotsofhairdontcare.


thecostly

The two are still very close, at least on a professional level. They’ve done tours together for Room screenings, Q&A’s, meet-and-greets, etc. Once they decided to embrace the memes they’ve been fairly successful together.


CosbysLongCon24

We met with him last semester and they aren’t “that” close. The way he talked about Tommy was much more cordially. Seemed more accepting that it’s always gonna be there and less “we’re best friends”..like putting up with something because it’s literally unavoidable


ExceedsTheCharacterL

The Disaster Artist described a pretty toxic friendship. He’s gonna have to tell us how he learned to tolerate him. Greg is kind of Tommy’s only friend, and Tommy is Greg’s only career prospect apart from modeling.


RavenStone2000

> OMG Wiseau got Sestero to work with him again? I mean, I think that's what Sestero has been doing for two decades now. This isn't really some big reunion.


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Has Sestero actually had any kind of career out of The Room to begin with though? Wiseuau is the selling point in here after all.


smartasskeith

He’s had some roles here and there, but nothing too major. He definitely makes good money off merchandise sales from screenings of The Room - even though Wiseau’s insanity on screen is the selling point of the movie, Sestero is a draw to those in his own right. There was a fairly good line for autographs at a screening I recently attended.


meramipopper

The Disaster Artist was a New York Times Bestseller and he probably made a good chunk of change optioning the rights to the movie.


SnuggleBunni69

He does a great Wiseau for the audiobook.


zenga_zenga

Nothing big, but hes done a bunch of small roles in low budget movies and tv. My sister used to work in set design a few years ago and met him on one of her gigs, said he was super nice and genuinely pleasant


briancarknee

I did a major double take when he showed up in the Haunting of Bly Manor. He’s only in a couple episodes as a fairly minor character though.


Grass-is-dead

He wrote "the disaster artist" which was a book about the making of the room. The book was then turned into a major motion picture starting James and Dave Franco.


SodaPopinski53891

Mama said he cranky cause he got all them teeth but no toothbrush


Mattock1987

When is this coming out?


comrade_batman

I cannot tell you, it’s confidential.


ColtPersonality92

Anyway, how’s your sex life?


ma2412

You are my favourite customer.


ColtPersonality92

“Oh hi Johnny. I didn’t know it was you.” Literally who else looks like Tommy Wiseau, lady?!


GroguIsMyBrogu

Oh come on. Why not?


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In a few minutes, bitch


TurnOffTheDarkness

Only one man can stop him… *GREG SESTERO as BIG MARK.*


Merickson-

*WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHUM, DENNY?!* — B-Shark


ethanwnelson

New Orleans? I swear if this movie is set during Katrina…


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CentipedesInMyDream

Well I oughta


GroguIsMyBrogu

He can't tell you, it's confidential.


hnwcs

It's set in New Orleans because that's where Tommy Wiseau, true ragin' Cajun all-American, is from, huh.


feedmesweat

Can't wait for all of the establishing shots and CGI backgrounds featuring NOLA's most famous landmarks to constantly remind us that we are in New Orleans


supersecretstuffguy

You know they're only going to refer to the shark as the BIG shark every single time. They'll be in a room away from the BIG shark and it won't be a threat, they'll be discussing it's movements and you know Tommy Wiseau is gonna say something dumb like, "where will the **BIG** shark attack next?"


fleshvessel

This is gonna suck because he’s probably trying to make it funny now, whereas The Room Works ironically because he was trying to make a legit film.


the_watcher_13

Ugh..another one of those floating shark posters. I know that the shark has to appear on the poster due to contractual obligations, but why can't they be more creative with it. Back in my days posters used to be imaginative and artistic. None of this floating heads shit. I'm tellin ya creativity is officially dead in Hollywood.


saanity

I hope he tries to play it straight and attempt at making a good movie. If he leans into meta meme comedy, it will only come off as cringe.


SoulCalibur2dagoat

Eh, a Sharknado ripoff isn’t the worst idea he’s had.


GwynnOfCinder

Tommy Wiseau is DB Cooper