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deccocuffe

Robert Shaws monologue in Jaws about the USS Indianapolis.


Cisco800Series

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.


Rodonite

I seen it once in a rat, and I've seen it now in men


ellin005

Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes


[deleted]

Are you doing jaws right n- wait wrong sub


Thejudojeff

He'd been bitten in half below the waist


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Is that jaws? Are you doing jaws now?!


BetterCallSal

What are you doing? Are you doing the speech from jaws?


LTPRWSG420

First thing I thought of, absolute legendary scene. I don’t even think he was Oscar nominated for JAWS, which is a fucking shame.


Cool_Cartographer_39

He hated the film and did it only to pay back taxes. He and Dreyfus were at each others throats the whole shoot. He was so drunk during the first take of the *USS Indianapolis* scene, he called Speilberg later and begged for a second chance at it. I think he nailed it as a sort of "fuck you" to everyone.


Gold_Passenger_5879

That’s a great answer. Funny coincidence, I just listened to Dan Carlin’s hardcore history episode about the USS Indianapolis which was a horrifying ordeal and worth a listen: https://youtu.be/Jqu7mM0kheE?si=VU1ViJOTW1sP23Ec Here’s the Jaws speech: https://youtu.be/u9S41Kplsbs?si=mY9StKI6Ad67Ikpg


BetterCallSal

It's not even a contest. The question should have said other than Robert Shaws monologue in jaws...


FistOfPopeye

"He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn’t need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Soze. He was small-time then, just running dope, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business. They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was. He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents’ friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he’s gone. Underground. Nobody’s ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. “Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you.” But no one ever really believes…. Keaton always said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze." *Verbal Kint - The Usual Suspects*


Azheim

I never before realized that he doesn’t explicitly say who killed Soze’s family and the other Hungarian. It’s shown on screen, but it’s not said out loud.


Thix

“So if I asked you about art, you’d probably give me the on about every art book ever written. Michelangelo. You know a lot about him. Life’s work. Political aspirations. Him and the Pope. Sexual orientation. The whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I ask you about women, you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You’re a tough kid. If I ask you about war, you’d probably throw Shakespeare at me, right? ‘Once more into the breach, dear friends.’ But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watch him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help. If I ask you about love, you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone who can level you with her eyes. Feel like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of Hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel. To have that love for her be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. And you wouldn’t know about sleeping, sitting up in a hospital room for two months, holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms ‘visiting hours’ don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss. Because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you, I don’t see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared-shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. You ripped my fuckin’ life apart. You’re an orphan, right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that. Because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you that I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you want to talk about you. Who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t want to do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.” Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting. That scene always gets me. Deserved his Oscar just for that scene alone


fps916

Son of a bitch stole my line


sniptwister

-- ad-libbed by Williams, apparently


fps916

Yeah, they shot a couple dozen of takes of that scene and he used a different line for each. That's the one that stuck, for good reason.


quangberry-jr

Originally there was supposed to be no line...just robin williams smiling and going inside


_neemzy

Title of your sextape


R0gu3tr4d3r

This is exactly what came to my mind as I stood in the Sistene Chapel and looked up.


almostbutnotquiteme

This is WHY I went there 25 years later. I had to see it myself


hornwalker

How was the smell?


Sumopwr

Smelled like a European Tourist baking in the Sun for 2hrs


tealizard323

Will’s response to why he shouldn’t work for the NSA is another incredible monologue. God dam I love that movie


VegasCowbell

Agree. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck wrote one hell of a screenplay. I also love the dialogue between Will (Matt) and Chuckie (Ben) at the construction site. CHUCKIE: Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots game, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. WILL: What? CHUCKIE: That's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you. …. CHUCKIE: I don't know that? Let me tell you what I do know; every day, I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin'. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.”


qeq

I think you omitted the best part of that one, where Chuck explains how it's selfish of Will not to use his talent: >Will : Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don't want to? > >Chuckie : No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, and I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right. That's fine. I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. And you're too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin' guys. It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years. Hangin' around here is a fuckin' waste of your time


DefNotUnderrated

I loved that scene. Nobody other than one of Will's longtime friends who'd lived the same life as him could tell him that.


likeusontweeters

Then... later.. "it's not your fault...." Im ugly crying every time..


blueit55

This one from the movie is good as well Sponsored 2 of 3 Favorite 'Good Will Hunting' monologue... Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a *beep* It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and *beep* play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the *beep* job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure *beep* it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.


LocksmithConnect6201

Shakes me to my core every single time.


tutekoppen

Dr Evil’s therapy speech “The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet…. “


Son_of_steven19

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


ChangingMonkfish

I was going to agree with Bill Pullman’s pre-battle speech in Independence Day but this is actually the best answer, amazing absurdist nonsense, it’s brilliant


guitarguy1685

And I read it with his accent and inflection points.


DunkHawk

"tes-ti-cles"


Prydefalcn

I haven't heard this in decades but it jumped out at me as soon as you completed the monologue.


cowfordraybill

I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called mister, thank you very much.


I_chortled

“If there’s two things I hate in this world, it’s those who are intolerant of other peoples’ cultures… and the DUTCH.”


Mr_TurkTurkelton

One of my favorite moments and callbacks in the entire trilogy is from Michael Caine! In the first Austin powers, Austin tells Basil that he doesn’t like carnies because of their small hands and they smell like cabbage. In the third movie, when Michael Caine sneaks aboard and defeats Dr Evils guards on the submarine, he hears a gun cock off screen and surrenders. He turns around to find mini me and says “crikey, I thought I smelt cabbage…”


n8rzz

This is the second Austin Powers reference I’ve seen in the last 24hrs. Must be a sign; I need to rewatch!


fleedermouse

One of the most hysterically funny moments in movies


OGBrewSwayne

>Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


DokterZ

Apparently that was based on something that Downey would use when Farley would poke his head in the SNL writers room and say something dumb.


Robertsongaming

A simple wrong would have been just fine


fire-lord-momo

“Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending!” - Theoden King, Son of Thengel, Lord of the Mark (Return of The King)


scuac

DEATH!


LeifSized

DEATH!!


Summer_Sixtine

DEATH!!!


hooptysnoops

DEATH!!!!


bumblebeetown

DEEEAAAAAATTTHHH!!!


YNot1989

FORTH EORLINGAS!


HatAndBowtie

Goosebumps even from reading this!


dogs_drink_coffee

The music during and after Theoden's speech is the best OST in the whole trilogy in my humble opinion. The crescendo gets bigger and bigger with every scream of "DEATH!", and when they slowly start to march, the soft part of the “chorus” of the Rohirrim theme starts to play, and when soldiers start to fall down to the arrows, the violins reach the climax (the “triumph” part of the theme) as if victory wasn't eminent but death was. Still, they persisted as if nothing could stop them. I still reflect to this day what made it possible to reach such perfection in casting, directing, costumes, music, and so on. Once in a while movies come out that simply have everything, same goes for The Godfather; The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, etc.


gregularjoe95

I fucking love the 2nd charge too. Music starts to swell again until they hit the olyphants. Then its just the noise of the carnage. Those 3 movies are perfect.


dre5922

Chills just reading this. Time for re-watch.


PepPlacid

I can't tell you how many times I've seen this and tears still well up in my eyes. Aragorn's speech was more literary, Elvish education and all, but Theoden really speaks to the heart of humanity. We should also submit Sam's speech, one that meant something.


Suddenly_Something

The only other line that gives me chills like this one in LoTR is "My friends, you bow to *no one.*" Aragorn's emotion and pure disbelief that they would bow to him as he says it gets me every time.


dogs_drink_coffee

I have watched this since I was a little kid, now I'm in my late 20's and I still cry every time.


shpongled7

That’s a great one but I think I prefer Aragorn’s at the Black Gates “Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!”


pr-g

Courage Merry, Courage for our friends.


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin'...


HenryDorsettCase47

Only made better after learning that Robert Shaw punched it up himself. Like Rutger Hauer’s “Tears in the rain” speech from Blade Runner or Brando’s notes on “I could’ve been a contender” speech, if you have an actor that understands dialogue or the translation of script to film it can be cinematic gold to give them creative license.


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

Shaw was a published novelist and playwright - sort of like Sam Shepard, a guy you wouldn't necessarily think of having but had serious artistic chops outside of acting. From what I've read, Milius took a crack at the speech but ended up with pages on pages of bloat.


RCTommy

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

Jawppenheimer


tarrsk

*I’M JUST QUINT*


cobra7

The USS Indianapolis speech. Unequalled.


Duckfoot2021

This is the only correct answer. Many others are wonderful, but this is the only “best.”


dangerous_strainer

… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.


jough22

Didn't see Terrance Mann's (James Earl Jones) speech from Field of Dreams. That one gives me chills. ​ >Ray, people will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only twenty dollars per person." They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it. For it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers, and sit in shirt-sleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game, and it'll be as if they'd dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick, they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come, Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game — it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhhhhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.


VictorChaos

I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something... ...That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.


VegasCowbell

“I can’t carry it for you…but I can carry you!” Sam had some of the best lines. Goosebumps every time I see that scene.


jsprague6

I made a promise, Mr. Frodo! A promise! "Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.


Quest10Mark

Kenneth Branagh in Henry V. The very rousing St. Crispin day speech. I saw it in the theater and by the end of the speech I had to hold myself back from running up to the screen and joining Henry in battle.


amiwitty

King Henry V: What’s he that wishes so? My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin: If we are mark’d to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if men my garments wear; Such outward things dwell not in my desires: But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive. No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England: God’s peace! I would not lose so great an honour As one man more, methinks, would share from me For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more! Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, That he which hath no stomach to this fight, Let him depart; his passport shall be made And crowns for convoy put into his purse: We would not die in that man’s company That fears his fellowship to die with us. This day is called the feast of Crispian: He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named, And rouse him at the name of Crispian. He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’ Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars. And say ‘These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’ Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot, But he’ll remember with advantages What feats he did that day: then shall our names. Familiar in his mouth as household words Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester, Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d. This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember’d; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day. Made me actually like Shakespeare. I was going to join them in battle in the movie.


Jmen4Ever

Since nobody is commenting and there are only 5 upvotes (so far) Yes. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.....


moseby75

Chaplin in The Great Dictator


y3llowed

> I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor That's not my business I don't want to rule or conquer anyone I should like to help everyone if possible Jew, Gentile, Black Man, White We all want to help one another, human beings are like that We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery We don't want to hate and despise one another > And this world has room for everyone, and the good Earth is rich and can provide for everyone The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way Greed has posioned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in Machinery that gives us abundance has left us in want > Our knowledge has made us cynincal Our cleverness, hard and unkind We think too much, and feel too little More than machinery, we need humanity More that cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness Without these qualities life will be violent, and all will be lost >The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people And so long as men die, liberty will never perish > Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! > You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! > Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: "the Kingdom of God is within man" - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! > Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness Soldiers! In the name of democracy, let us all unite


Select_Insurance2000

Sorry....I failed to scroll down to see your entry of the Chaplin speech. I just posted it above. My bad. It is without doubt THE monologue that can't be equalled. The historical significance alone, places it at the pinnacle.


onelittleworld

You beat me by 20 minutes. This one is head-and-shoulders above the crowd.


[deleted]

Roy Batty’s “tears in rain” monologue from Blade Runner. So poignant.


MortLightstone

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion C-Beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate All those memories will be lost Like tears in rain Time to die


MyChickenSucks

Those few words pushed out the lore of that universe so far.


MortLightstone

Also how Edward James Olmos invented a new language for just a couple of scenes. The artistry and work put into this movie was insane


MeyrInEve

Came here for this. Literally the most poignant lines ever filmed.


fastr1337

And apparently that line was improvised.


explorer-matt

Yes. Hauer redid the lines the night before if I recall. He nailed it.


[deleted]

I remember reading that somewhere. Pretty damn impressive.


NotInDenmarkAnymore

Nope. Not exactly improvised, but modified (shortened, and with addition of the "...like tears in the rain " part) by Hauer prior to shooting.


GhostWriter888

A Few Good Men, Colonel Jessup Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall. We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!


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fancyinmypantsy

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?!


posts_while_naked

**YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!!!**


vkapadia

He asked, calmly.


mrBeeko

Mountain Dew missed a marketing opportunity


DecoyOne

Then Jessup puts on a backwards cap and sunglasses and skateboards out of the courtroom


Prydefalcn

It's always the most notorious exchange, but I think the scene earlier in the movie where the crew is at their lowest and Cruise's character flips out is the most memorable. Galloway: We'll go to Randolph in the morning and ask for a continuance--24 hours. Kaffee: Why? Galloway: To subponea Colonel Jessep. Kaffee: No Galloway: Just listen for a second... Just hear me out... Kaffee: No, I won't listen and I won't hear you out. Your passion is compelling, Jo; it's also useless. Lowden Downey needed a trial lawyer today. Galloway: You're chickenshit. You're gonna use what happened today as an excuse to give up. Kaffee: It's over. What possible good would come from putting Jessep on the stand? Galloway: He ordered the Code red on Santiago. Kaffee: He DID? That's great, and of course you have proof of this, right? Oh, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting you were sick the day they taught law at law school. Galloway: You put him on the stand and you get it from him. Kaffee: Oh, we get it from him, yes! Colenel Jessep, isn't it true that you ordered the Code red on Santiago? Sam: Look, we're all a little-- Kaffee: [imitates buzzer] I'm sorry, your time's run out. What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants it's a lifetime at exotic Fort Levenworth, and for Defense Council Kaffee, it's a court martial, yes... After falsly accusing a highly-decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lt. Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter maitenance at the rocko club and school for women. Thank you for playing "Now Should We or Should We Not Follow the Advice of the Galactically Stupid?!" [aggressibely pushes stacks of papers off the counter]


Sakijek

I think I like the mocking "He eats breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans that are trained to kill him..."


Medium_Well

This is the one. Apparently Nicholson loved delivering it so much that he kept performing it over and over while Reiner got the cutaways and reaction shots.


Toxicscrew

Nicholson is known to do this for every line as he not only loves acting, however and probably more importantly, he believes in giving his scene partners the energy to do their work the best. In coverage some actors will only read the lines or won't even be there and someone else will read the lines. Jack does the work and elevates others work around him by doing so. A true professional and class act.


caulkglobs

You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth. No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!”


GrecoRomanGuy

...did you order the Code Red?


WinkyNurdo

Boromir’s final moments “I would have followed you. My brother. My captain. My king.”


Drab_Majesty

Peter Finch in Network still hits hard. I especially like to throw on Maybeshewill who has a track that samples it. *I want you to get mad!*


Cool_Cartographer_39

“I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be. We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’ Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. (shouting) You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!’ So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’


e0nblue

What movie are you quoting? I’ve never seen this before


eldritch_blast

Network (1976) https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0074958/


RobinWrongPencil

I've always felt The Insider(1999) had The Network in mind


Glinth

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU... WILL... ATONE! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that... perfect world... in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel


speedy_delivery

I think this and the "Turn Off Your TV" monologue are so much more prescient and poignant than the "Mad as Hell" rant and it's not close. >Edward George Ruddy died today! Edward George Ruddy was the Chairman of the Board of the Union Broadcasting Systems and he died at eleven o'clock this morning of a heart condition! And woe is us! We're in a lot of trouble!! > >So, a rich little man with white hair died. What does that got to do with the price of rice, right? And why is that woe to us? > >Because you people and 62 million other Americans are listening to me right now. > >Because less than 3 percent of you people read books. > >Because less than 15 percent of you read newspapers. > >**Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube.** > >**Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube.** > >**This tube is the gospel, the ultimate revelation.** > >**This tube can make or break presidents, popes, prime ministers.** > >**This tube is the most awesome goddamn force in the whole godless world.** > >**And woe is us if it ever falls into the hands of the wrong people.** > >And that's why woe is us that Edward George Ruddy died. > >Because this company is now in the hands of CCA -- the Communication Corporation of America. There's a new Chairman of the Board, a man called Frank Hackett, sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the 20th floor. And when the 12th largest company in the world controls the most awesome goddamn propaganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what shit will be peddled for truth on this network. > >So, you listen to me. Listen to me! > >Television is not the truth. Television's a goddamn amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers, and football players. > >We're in the boredom-killing business. > >So if you want the Truth, go to God. > >Go to your gurus. > >Go to yourselves! > >Because that's the only place you're ever gonna find any real truth. > >But, man, you're never gonna get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you wanna hear. We lie like hell. We'll tell you that Kojak always gets the killer and that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house. > >And no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry. Just look at your watch. At the end of the hour, he's gonna win. > >We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. > >We deal in illusions, man. > >None of it is true! > >But you people sit there, day after day, night after night -- all ages, colors, creeds. > >We're all you know! > >You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here! > >You're beginning to think that the tube is reality and that your own lives are unreal. > >You do whatever the tube tells you -- > >You dress like the tube. > >You eat like the tube. > >You raise your children like the tube. > >You even think like the tube. > >This is mass madness, you maniacs! > >In God's name, you people are the real thing. > >We are the illusion! > >So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now! Turn them off right now! Turn them off and leave them off. Turn them off right in the middle of this sentence I'm speaking to you now.


TomBirkenstock

This is a great speech that's incredibly well delivered, but people forget about the context surrounding it. Beale is having a mental breakdown. And while he is channeling the unfocused rage and anger of his audience, his speech is also light on specifics. And his friend who should realize that his news anchor is having a mental breakdown on live television only keeps the cameras rolling as a fuck you to his bosses who are taking the news division away from him. On its own, the speech sounds like he's really giving it to the man, but in context it's far more cynical than that. And Beale is almost immediately co-opted by his bosses.


rebecca_bruce

I feel like we could give this speech right now, and no one would realize it was 50 years ago.


Tolve

A remake of Network where it’s social media instead of TV would work excellently. It won’t be made though because it’s too ambitious. I find it amazing the original one got made.


The_Goondocks

Goddamn this movie is good.


Bradfordyounger

Brian Cranston did this on Broadway and it was so good


Flamekorn

This movie is so good it has remained as real as it was when it was first released and unfortunately it is not watched enough so we didn't keep having the same issues over and over again


GhostWriter888

Miracle, Herb Brooks Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it.


CorrestGump

>A bruise on the leg is a helluva long way from the heart, you candy ass. >>YOU WANT ME TO PLAY ON ONE LEG? I'LL PLAY ON ONE LEG!


TangAlpha

That’ll get him goin’


IndyO1975

Goddamnit I love this movie and I love Kurt Russell.


stonetime10

Alec Baldwin’s speech to the salesmen in Glengarry Glen Ross. “Coffee is for closers.” King Theodan before the Riders of Rohan charge to come to Gondor’s aid in Return if the King Edit: spelling


SimpleSurrup

This is my choice because he's in that film for like 5 minutes and he's the thing you most remember about it.


Roachelle369

“Put, that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only”


ThePuduInsideYou

I haven’t seen that movie — is that where the cookies are for closers line comes from in Boss Baby? 🤣


lawndarted

Rocky Balboa - to his son: "The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!"


Arod3235

Every once in a while when I'm feeling down and beat up by life I'll listen to this speech and feel a bit better.


missjonner74

Samuel l Jackson pulp fiction


JGCities

The one at the end. >But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. Some brilliant writing there.


No_Foot

And the watch speech, the actual story behind the watch would probably make a tidy film.


sharrrper

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?


ColoTransplant

__The American President__ Alan Sheppard's press conference: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours." You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free... We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them. And whatever your particular problem is, I promise you Bob Rumson is not the least bit interested in solving it. He is interested in two things, and two things only: making you afraid of it, and telling you who's to blame for it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections. You gather a group of middle age, middle class, middle income voters who remember with longing an easier time, and you talk to them about family, and American values and character, and you wave an old photo of the President's girlfriend and you scream about patriotism. You tell them she's to blame for their lot in life. And you go on television and you call her a whore.... I've loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer. __And I lost the other 'cause I was so busy keeping my job, I forgot to do my job.__ Well, that ends right now.


MercurialMedusienne

I'm Andrew Shepard and I AM the President! Goddamn mic drop.


rexregisanimi

The West Wing has so many great monologues too.


PupDiogenes

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the World smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of them. Not one stinking \*\*\*\* body. But the smell, you know that gasoline smell. The whole hill. It smells like... victory. Some day this war's gonna end."


charoco

Thank you for including that final line. That monologue so often gets condensed to “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like …victory”, but the change in tone to “some day this war’s gonna end.” hits so hard - is he being boastful? Like “of course we Americans will win” Or is he lamenting the fact that someday he won’t be in Vietnam and he knows how much he’ll miss it?


TheCookieButter

I always interpreted it as a sad moment of the impending reality setting in. He's changed, he knows he has. He's had to embrace war to endure it. How can he possibly go back to the person he was, the people who he loved and loved him will be so far apart emotionally from when they physically parted. Even the choice of words to me implies it doesn't matter. He doesn't say America will win despite his bravado and patriotism. Only that it will end and he'll be left to pick up the pieces of himself and struggle with who he truly is anymore.


FistOfPopeye

"Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I’m talking to you, Butch. I got something for you. This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather’s war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane’s luck wasn’t as good as his old man’s. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dad’s gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." *Captain Koons - Pulp Fiction*


downvoteaway_idgaf7

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."


csonny2

First speech that came to mind for me. Goosebumps every time.


basefibber

Agree, and I still like "on my signal, unleash hell" better


chillAF9212

"God is an absentee landlord" - Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate "Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well, I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does He do? I swear, for His own amusement, His own private cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look, but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste. Taste, don’t swallow. And while you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is He doin’? He’s laughin’ His sick, fuckin’ ass off. He’s a tight-ass. He’s a sadist. He’s an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never! … Why not? I’m here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I’ve nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have! I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections! I’m a fan of man! I’m a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine? All of it, Kevin! All of it! Mine! I’m peaking, Kevin. It’s my time now. It’s our time."


the_greatest_MF

that's quite a pitch.


maninblueshirt

If there is indeed a Lucifer, he'd be proud of these lines and the way Pacino delivered them.


SuccessOk7850

Gregory Peck’s closing to the jury in to kill a mockingbird “To begin with, this case should never have come to trial. The State has not produced one iota of medical evidence that the crime Tom Robinson is charged with ever took place. It has relied instead upon the testimony of two witnesses whose evidence has not only been called into serious question on cross examination, but has been flatly contradicted by the defendant. Now there is circumstantial evidence to indicate that Mayella Ewell was beaten savagely by someone who led, almost exclusively, with his left [hand]. And Tom Robinson now sits before you, having taken "The Oath" with the only good hand he possesses -- his right. I have nothing but pity in my heart for the Chief Witness for the State. She is the victim of cruel poverty and ignorance. But, my pity does not extend so far as to her putting a man's life at stake, which she has done in an effort to get rid of her own guilt. Now I say "guilt," gentlemen, because it was guilt that motivated her. She's committed no crime. She has merely broken a rigid and time-honored code of our society, a code so severe that whoever breaks it is hounded from our midst as unfit to live with. She must destroy the evidence of her offense. But, what was the evidence of her offense? Tom Robinson, a human being. She must put Tom Robinson away from her. Tom Robinson was to her a daily reminder of what she did. Now what did she do? She tempted a negro. She was white and she tempted a negro. She did something that in our society is unspeakable: She kissed a black man. Not an old uncle, but a strong, young negro man. No code mattered to her before she broke it, but it came crashing down on her afterwards. The witnesses for the State, with the exception of the sheriff of Lincoln County, have presented themselves to you gentlemen -- to this Court -- in the cynical confidence that their testimony would not be doubted; confident that you gentlemen would go along with them on the assumption, the evil assumption, that all negroes lie; all negroes are basically immoral beings; all negro men are not to be trusted around our women, an assumption that one associates with minds of their caliber, and which is in itself, gentlemen, a lie -- which I do not need to point out to you. And so, a quiet, humble, respectable negro, who has had the unmitigated TEMERITY to feel sorry for a white woman, has had to put his word against two white peoples. The defendant is not guilty. But somebody in this courtroom is. Now, gentlemen, in this country our courts are the great levelers. In our courts, all men are created equal. I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and of our jury system. That's no ideal to me. That is a living, working reality! Now I am confident that you gentlemen will review without passion the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and restore this man to his family. In the name of God, do your duty. In the name of God, believe Tom Robinson.” Also fun fact, Gregory Peck nailed that speech in just one take. He deserved that Oscar. Also the ending speech in the king’s speech was fantastic.


ToxicHighlander

“The inches we need are everywhere around us”


pjc182

I still listen to this when I need some motivation, great speech!


esKq

Looking for this one. Love it.


artpayne

Tom Wilkinson delivers a great monologue in the opening of Michael Clayton. *"Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it's you, who else could they send, who else could be trusted? I... I know it's a long way and you're ready to go to work... all I'm saying is wait, just wait, just-just-just... please hear me out because this is not an episode, relapse, fuck-up, it's... I'm begging you Michael. I'm begging you.* *Try and make believe this is not just madness because this is not just madness. Two weeks ago I came out of the building, okay, I'm running across Sixth Avenue, there's a car waiting, I got exactly 38 minutes to get to the airport and I'm dictating. There's this, this panicked associate sprinting along beside me, scribbling in a notepad, and suddenly she starts screaming, and I realize we're standing in the middle of the street, the light's changed, there's this wall of traffic, serious traffic speeding towards us,* *and I... I-I freeze, I can't move, and I'm suddenly consumed with the overwhelming sensation that I'm covered with some sort of film. It's in my hair, my face... it's like a glaze... like a... a coating, and... at first I thought, oh my god, I know what this is, this is some sort of amniotic - embryonic - fluid. I'm drenched in afterbirth, I've-I've breached the chrysalis, I've been reborn.* *But then the traffic, the stampede, the cars, the trucks, the horns, the screaming and I'm thinking no-no-no-no, reset, this is not rebirth, this is some kind of giddy illusion of renewal that happens in the final moment before death. And then I realize no-no-no, this is completely wrong because I look back at the building and I had the most stunning moment of clarity.* *I... I... I... I realized Michael, that I had emerged not from the doors of Kenner, Bach, and Ledeen, not through the portals of our vast and powerful law firm, but from the asshole of an organism whose sole function is to excrete the... the-the-the poison, the ammo, the defoliant necessary for other, larger, more powerful organisms to destroy the miracle of humanity.* *And that I had been coated in this patina of shit for the best part of my life. The stench of it and the stain of it would in all likelihood take the rest of my life to undo.* *And you know what I did? I took a deep cleansing breath and I set that notion aside. I tabled it. I said to myself as clear as this may be, as potent a feeling as this is, as true a thing as I believe that I have witnessed today, it must wait. It must stand the test of time. And Michael, the time is now."*


InDeathProcess

RIP to the legend


ThatRandomIdiot

I just posted the same speech before scrolling down. Tom Wilkenson has 3 amazing monologues in that movie. The one he leaves on the voicemail is just as good. *“Yes! Here we are, all together. Is everyone listening? 'Cause this is the moment you've been waiting for, a very special piece of paper, so let's have a big, paranoid, malignant round of applause... for United Northfield Culcitate Internal Research Memorandum #229! June 19th, 1991. "Conclusion: The unanticipated marketing growth for Culcitate by small farms in colder climates demands IMMEDIATE cost-benefit analysis." Hah. Would you like a little bit of legal advice? NEVER let a scientist use the words "unanticipated" and "immediate" in the same sentence. Okay? Okay. "In-house field studies have indicated small, short-season farms dependent on well water for human consumption are at risk for toxic, particulate concentrations at levels significant enough to cause serious human tissue damage." Well, this is a long way of saying that you don't even have to leave your house to be killed by our product, we'll pipe it into your kitchen sink. "Culcitate's great market advantage that it is tasteless, colorless, and does not precipitate, has the potential to mask and intensify these potentially lethal exposures." Now, I love this. Not only is this a great product, it is a superb cancer delivery system. "Chemical modifications of Culcitate product, or the addition of a detector molecule such as an odorant or a colorant, would require a top-down redesign of the Culcitate-manufacturing process. These costs, while assumed to be significant, were not summarized here." Which, loosely translated, means "it's going to cost a fortune to go back on this, and I'm just an asshole in a lab, so could someone else PLEASE make the decision?" "CLEARLY, the release of these internal research documents would compromise the effective marketing of Culcitate, and MUST be kept within the protective confines of United Northfield's trade secret language." You don't need me... to tell you what that means. Goodbye!”*


BenntPitts

Colonel Frank Slade at the end of Scent of a Woman. "Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his SOUL!! And why?! Because he's not a Baird man! Baird men, ya hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya."


swibirun

No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell -- whoever. Their spirit is dead -- if they ever had one -- it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea goin' snitches. And if you think you're preparing these minnows for manhood you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham. What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today. I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell ya this boy's soul is intact. It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? Someone here -- and I'm not gonna say who -- offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.


VegaLyra

Came here to say this, and it brings joy to my heart that you capitalized FLAME-THROWER.


Feldersnatch

John Belushi in Animal House. "What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..." It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!..." Then the second half. "What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, Bluto, we might get in trouble.' Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer..."


manbearpig923

Otter: Germans? Boom: Forget it, he’s rolling.


RCTommy

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


armymedstudent

Aragorn's speech came to mind first, but King Theoden's speech goes hard as well: "Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!"


NotificationsOff

The look in his eyes when he is giving this speech. Chills just reading it.


fire-lord-momo

FOR FRODO!


ohnoitsmchl

Yeah this is it right here. Greatest movies, books, and story ever told.


Historical-Pea6219

“We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-ll is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!” Gary Johnston - Team America: World Police


WornInShoes

>I'm a schoolteacher. I teach English composition... in this little town called Adley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years, I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was a coach of the baseball team in the springtime. Back home, I tell people what I do for a living and they think well, now that figures. But over here, it's a big, a big mystery. So, I guess I've changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much my wife is even going to recognize me, whenever it is that I get back to her. And how I'll ever be able to tell her about days like today. > >Ah, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. The man means nothing to me. It's just a name. But if... You know if going to Rumelle and finding him so that he can go home. If that earns me the right to get back to my wife, then that's my mission. Capt. Miller "Saving Private Ryan"


Suddenly_Something

From the same movie, Wade talking about his mom (especially considering later in the movie.) >"She'd stand in the doorway looking at me... and I'd just keep my eyes shut. And I knew she just wanted to find out about my day - that she came home early... just to talk to me. And I still wouldn't move... I'd still pretend to just be asleep. I don't know why I did that." Everyone who has lost a loved one can relate to this line. The despair in the "I don't know why I did that" is true to anyone who remembers a time they could have spent more time with someone they loved but they didn't.


Wolverine081

Haaaaark! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow, bid our father, the sea king, rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime… (Thomas Wake OPENS EYES, LOOKS TOWARDS Ephraim Winslow) … to choke ye, engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more… only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, take up his fell, be-finnèd arm — his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now — a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself… forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea… for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea.


SuperBearsSuperDan

Yer fond of me lobster, ain’t ya?


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Fishinluvwfeathers

Pretty much the quintessential grief monologue for me. It was the first time I felt helplessly dragged along into an emotional experience by an actor even though I did not want to go on that ride. The words aren’t even that profound but that delivery! (Sally Field, Steel Magnolias): I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine! I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't! She never could! Oh God! I am so mad I don't know what to do! I wanna know why! I wanna know why Shelby's life is over! I wanna know how that baby will ever know how wonderful his mother was! Will he ever know what she went through for him! Oh God I wanna know why? Why? Lord, I wish I could understand! No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna hit somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna hit something! I wanna hit it hard!


ChicagoMemoria

“Here! Hit Ouiser!”


WartimeHotTot

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.


DctrBanner

V oilà! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition. The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V


MuffinMatrix

Not part of the that speech, but best line of the movie... 'Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.'


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Old_One_I

Breakfast clubs Saturday detention essay.


countfragington

Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator. https://www.charliechaplin.com/en/articles/29-the-final-speech-from-the-great-dictator-


Retterkl

Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one.. [nomnomnom] they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.


Vat1canCame0s

Chillingly written and delivered. Scientifically inaccurate as all get out, but so damn fun to hear you don't even care. Oh tell me more sweet little lie Javier..


dano-akili

Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus once he was captured and being interrogated from the Matrix.


adamredwoods

"I’d like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure."


sentondan

O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you to -- from time to time and always in a respectful manner -- to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you. And I will promise you, right here and now, no subject will be taboo ... except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is, I collect your fucking head. (holds up a decapitated head) Just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!! ... I didn't think so.


FronzelNeekburm79

I liked this movie, but I haven't met too many people who have. The Replacements starring Keanu Reeves. I think of the end speech from Gene Hackman every once in a while when I need motivation. "Listen up! By this time tomorrow the strike will be officially over and you men will be out of a job. Up until now Dallas hasn't been afraid of you, and they should be because you have a powerful weapon working for you. There is no tomorrow for you, and that makes you all very dangerous people!" When I'm really down, I think of Bill Murray in Meatballs. "And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!"


VegasCowbell

Also from the Replacements, Shane Falco’s speech in the huddle during the game-winning drive: “I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn’t be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars…Glory…lasts forever.”


SagaciousRI

Christian Bale opening monologue in American Psycho. I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.


CobBaesar

I'm gonna cheat and name a monologue from a TV series, namely Andor. Stellan Skarsgård's 'and what do you sacrifice' monologue as Luthen Rael is absolutely off the charts and by far some of the best cinema I've seen in years. Goosebumps every single time. I regularly rewatch it on YT. [here it is](https://youtu.be/GANo-qV__Rw?si=Gdv0zOfZyOWx7rbj)


DebateOk6463

Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now


FistOfPopeye

“I’ve seen horrors… horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn’t see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember… I… I… I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God… the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men… trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love… but they had the strength… the strength… to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral… and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling… without passion… without judgment… without judgment. Because it’s judgment that defeats us."


TangAlpha

“I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.” - Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler


BroodLord1962

Roy Batty's final speech in Blade Runner... 'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.'


SensingWorms

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? -Betelgeuse


backtrack1234

Jack Nicholson and “YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!” I only saw that move recently and that speech is something else. He makes points I’m not sure I disagree with. His “you NEED me on that wall” was particularly heavy for me.


Lightning493

Stallone’s monologue in First Blood “NOTHING IS OVER! You don’t just turn it off!”


RayNooze

Rick Blaine: I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Ilsa: But what about us? Rick Blaine: We’ll always have Paris.


kudgee

TLJ speech at the end of Old Country... just about brings tears.


enigmaroboto

Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood I Drink Your Milkshake [Daniel Plainview] Those areas, they've been drilled...Yes, it's called drainage, Eli. See, I own everything around it, so, of course, I get what's underneath it...Do you understand, Eli? That's more to the point. Do you understand? I drink your water. I drink it up every day. I drink the blood of Lamb from Bandy's tract...Because you're not the chosen brother, Eli. 'Twas Paul who was chosen. He found me and told me about your land. You're just a fool...I did what your brother couldn't...I broke you and beat you. It was Paul told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground. Know what the funny thing is? Listen, listen, listen. I paid him $10,000 cash in hand. Just like that. He has his own company now. Prosperous little business. Three wells producing, $5,000 a week. Stop crying, you sniveling ass. Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli...that slithered out on your mother's filth...They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli? One of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose....Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's the straw, you see? (He held his finger up) Watch it. (He walked back a few steps) Now my straw reaches acroo-oo- oo-oss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake! (Slurping sound) I drink it up! [Eli Sunday] Don't bully me, Daniel!", (Daniel throws him down the bowling alley, while shouting after him) [Daniel Plainview] Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen. Because I'm smarter than you. I'm older...I'm not a false prophet, you sniveling boy! I am the Third Revelation! I am the Third Revelation! I told you I would eat you...I told you I would eat you up! (Plainview then bloodily murders Eli with bludgeoning blows from a bowling pin, leaving him to die on the alley, as he tells his butler): I'm finished


Anonymouslyyours2

And now imagine she's white.


VaticanFromTheFuture

In Crimson Tide, Gene Hackman gives a very good one. Also Return of the king with Theoden before the battle


WinkyNurdo

[Withnail’s final scene, Hamlet soliloquy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WnNL67PEKU) … the film’s a quite brilliant, laugh out loud and endlessly quotable comedy, but this scene underlines the darkness in Withnail’s soul.


fakeguitarist4life

Samuel Jackson speech in Deep Blue Sea


Shadowmereshooves

Sam's monologues in LOTR


hmcarranza

I agree, Sam’s speech at the end of Two Towers always gives me goosebumps