Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive. He’s been licking his asshole for the last eight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour’s attention, and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay.
As loyal and amazing dogs can be, this was when I first wondered how some people let their pet dog lick their face and they kiss them? So was put off dating “dog lovers”
Hate is now expected, but can someone please explain why that doesn’t totally stop it?
…and yes, I too love this movie
“*But those, hey! You could see them comin’ around the corner, got time to comb ya hair…shit!*”
Car swerve/ jogging boobs scene had me in tears (as a woman). Samuel L’s character was a great addition.
I’m always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I’m Frank and in Chicago, I’m Ernest.
Always loved ["That's right you can't kill me motherfuckers!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HykEksnL8SE).
"I guess bullets are allergic to me, motherfucka." -Ryan Reynolds, playing a dude imitating another dude in "The Hitman's Bodyguard."
You see tits like that coming around the corner you have time to comb your hair….or something along those lines
Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive. He’s been licking his asshole for the last eight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour’s attention, and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay.
I haven't watched this movie in years but I can still hear this in his voice.
I play this periodically on You Tube and crack up every time. Never gets old. Brian Cox is awesome.
Oft quoted in our household
As loyal and amazing dogs can be, this was when I first wondered how some people let their pet dog lick their face and they kiss them? So was put off dating “dog lovers” Hate is now expected, but can someone please explain why that doesn’t totally stop it? …and yes, I too love this movie
Somewhere along the spectrum, absolutely every living thing is totally disgusting. It's just a question of where your cut off point is.
Thank you.
Shane Black must have had a "dont change one fucking line" clause and it shows, because every other line is Shane Black as fuck
When Shane Black writes your script, there really isn't much point in changing any of the lines.
Cause when you do, you get "The Predator" and NO ONE wants that....
Eternal proof that female badass characters can be and are fuckin awesome
Dude, Christmas fucking classic in my house growing up. “Chefs do that” my parents say that every time someone is cooking
File this movie alongside Die Hard as a good Christmas Movie too.
It's on my Christmas movie playlist.
I’ll die on this hill lol
Every line slaps in this flick. The actors knew they had gold and blew it all out on screen. Not a wasted moment. "Fuck it! Run for your life!"
“*But those, hey! You could see them comin’ around the corner, got time to comb ya hair…shit!*” Car swerve/ jogging boobs scene had me in tears (as a woman). Samuel L’s character was a great addition.
"I am proud to say that I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't swear. Oh shit, I do smoke and drink."
"Die screaming, mother fucker."
[This ain't no ham on rye, pal!](https://youtu.be/k5Xkb4lyRKQ?si=dj3xRdYlamAc1_Bz&t=35)
I woulda been here sooner, but I was thinking up that Ham on Rye line.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" "I hope not. I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt."
One of my favorites.
If I’m remembering correctly, Samuel L Jackson once said this is his favourite film. So many great lines.
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.
Simply put, a great film. But Shush, they'll want to remake it!
I ain’t handsome, I ain’t rich…and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.
Sam Jackson getting blown out the window is gold
“Honk if there’s any trouble” “Miss daisy I’ll be honkin” Fucking love this movie
Such an amazing movie!
Of all the reasons there may be not to kill you Mr Hennessy, one of them is not that you would be missed by NASA.
It's one of those movies in surprised Netflix or Disney hasn't tried to turn into a series.
Kid: DON’T HIT THE CARS! SLJ: (Most withering death stare in history)
This is my favorite Die Hard movie
That's a duck not a dick!
It's a prequel to the Jason Borne movies in my head It just has a happier ending
So you made an assumption?
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" "I hope not because I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt."
“I sock em in the jaw and yell pop goes the weasel.”
Shane Black is the god of scriptwriting. I can watch his movies over and over because they're so dense with great lines.
I use the "oh phooey I burned the dang muffins" line way too often.
Chefs do that...
Yeah, what a cracking film it is. Big favourite of mine.
Great movie!
I now need to watch this. Thank you Mithster Perkinths
I love this movie soooo much
Such a great movie
Yes, Geena Davis is my favorite female actor.