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Punchable_Hair

I’m always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I’m Frank and in Chicago, I’m Ernest.


Brandon_Won

Always loved ["That's right you can't kill me motherfuckers!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HykEksnL8SE).


JesseCuster40

"I guess bullets are allergic to me, motherfucka." -Ryan Reynolds, playing a dude imitating another dude in "The Hitman's Bodyguard."


Radiokaos60

You see tits like that coming around the corner you have time to comb your hair….or something along those lines


Keikobad

Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive. He’s been licking his asshole for the last eight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour’s attention, and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay.


Peter_Mansbrick

I haven't watched this movie in years but I can still hear this in his voice.


GoBlue2007

I play this periodically on You Tube and crack up every time. Never gets old. Brian Cox is awesome.


grossinm

Oft quoted in our household


none-remain

As loyal and amazing dogs can be, this was when I first wondered how some people let their pet dog lick their face and they kiss them? So was put off dating “dog lovers” Hate is now expected, but can someone please explain why that doesn’t totally stop it? …and yes, I too love this movie


rodion_vs_rodion

Somewhere along the spectrum, absolutely every living thing is totally disgusting. It's just a question of where your cut off point is.


none-remain

Thank you.


Maverick916

Shane Black must have had a "dont change one fucking line" clause and it shows, because every other line is Shane Black as fuck


rodion_vs_rodion

When Shane Black writes your script, there really isn't much point in changing any of the lines.


jayforwork21

Cause when you do, you get "The Predator" and NO ONE wants that....


Urmomsvice

Eternal proof that female badass characters can be and are fuckin awesome 


Misterfahrenheit120

Dude, Christmas fucking classic in my house growing up. “Chefs do that” my parents say that every time someone is cooking


Peter_Mansbrick

File this movie alongside Die Hard as a good Christmas Movie too.


LakeMaldemere

It's on my Christmas movie playlist.


moetownslick

I’ll die on this hill lol


eyeballtourist

Every line slaps in this flick. The actors knew they had gold and blew it all out on screen. Not a wasted moment. "Fuck it! Run for your life!"


none-remain

“*But those, hey! You could see them comin’ around the corner, got time to comb ya hair…shit!*” Car swerve/ jogging boobs scene had me in tears (as a woman). Samuel L’s character was a great addition.


No_Ostrich8223

"I am proud to say that I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't swear. Oh shit, I do smoke and drink."


Seahearn4

"Die screaming, mother fucker."


hedronist

[This ain't no ham on rye, pal!](https://youtu.be/k5Xkb4lyRKQ?si=dj3xRdYlamAc1_Bz&t=35)


futanari_kaisa

I woulda been here sooner, but I was thinking up that Ham on Rye line.


cyclonus007

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" "I hope not. I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt."


Alchemister5

One of my favorites.


ATTILATHEcHUNt

If I’m remembering correctly, Samuel L Jackson once said this is his favourite film. So many great lines.


twas_brillig__

When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.


Strontiumdogs1

Simply put, a great film. But Shush, they'll want to remake it!


areyoufknserious

I ain’t handsome, I ain’t rich…and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.


Professional_Fig_456

Sam Jackson getting blown out the window is gold


captainmeezy

“Honk if there’s any trouble” “Miss daisy I’ll be honkin” Fucking love this movie


OhTheHueManatee

Such an amazing movie!


Uncle_Sloppy

Of all the reasons there may be not to kill you Mr Hennessy, one of them is not that you would be missed by NASA.


ALIENANAL

It's one of those movies in surprised Netflix or Disney hasn't tried to turn into a series.


LostReplacement

Kid: DON’T HIT THE CARS! SLJ: (Most withering death stare in history)


ExistingTheDream

This is my favorite Die Hard movie


Anne_Chovies

That's a duck not a dick!


kaptaincorn

It's a prequel to the Jason Borne movies in my head  It just has a happier ending


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

So you made an assumption?


TCM_407

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" "I hope not because I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt."


jmikeo87

“I sock em in the jaw and yell pop goes the weasel.”


Dead_man_posting

Shane Black is the god of scriptwriting. I can watch his movies over and over because they're so dense with great lines.


Casper042

I use the "oh phooey I burned the dang muffins" line way too often.


Particular-Ad-6663

Chefs do that...


m1ndwipe

Yeah, what a cracking film it is. Big favourite of mine.


KateEatsKale

Great movie!


Particular-Ad-6663

I now need to watch this. Thank you Mithster Perkinths


AccountantFluffy7021

I love this movie soooo much


princessb33420

Such a great movie


Sackjicholson

Yes, Geena Davis is my favorite female actor.