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baldakyrimcookingman

That’s not going to happen if that guy on r/okbuddychicanery who has been following giancarlo around decides to act


Drakeadrong

“That guy on r/okaybuddychicanery” oh sweetie you think it’s just one person?


Ubervisor

Haven't been on there in a while because I wanted to be able to take s6 seriously, mind filling me in on what the FUCK that means?


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I'm afraid it's exactly what it sounds like


OliviaBagshaw

Nah you can't just say this and not give context wtf


baldakyrimcookingman

There was a video of someone filming giancarlo and the op claimed they had been following him in their car all day but it seems that the post was deleted


disembodiedagnew

And HE gets to be a stalker? What a sick joke!


AugustousSeizure

You don't understand. Giancarlo defecated through his sun roof.


lwoodjr

Really says a lot about BB's influence that its jerk sub has almost 150k members.


koalificated

I had to unsub from there because some of the things people would post were actually a bit concerning or just extremely unfunny


Dolchang

The first vore 'joke' was kinda funny, shock value and all. The 43+rd 'joke' is just concerning. Still subbed tho


Taco_king_

This is the moment Huell ate Kim


sameth1

The Fanatic (2019)


loki301

Every actor’s goal is to make it to the MCU. Soon Robert Di Niro’s last movie will be him playing a minor government character in Avengers 5: The New Age and then he dies


Geekboy07

Cast him as a random mafioso. Make Scorsese direct it. Give him full control. Watch de box office explode


Correct-Chemistry618

Why doesn't Scorsese go to the MCU instead of complaining, apologize to Feige and make a movie with The Punisher? !!" A real conversation I had with a Marvel fanboy.


Goldeniccarus

Could you imagine Scorsese trying to direct a Marvel movie? He'd either quit the first day or die of heart failure when he has to try and director an actor who's having a conversation with a tennis ball that's going to be a CGI character after the VFX is done.


LeftHanded-Euphoria

wait until this guy hears about how they cheat eyelines shooting coverage in films that don't have green CGI goats in them


NoNefariousness2144

Now we NEED Scorsese to direct a film about the rise and fall of Hydra in the MCU. Make it like Goodfellas and Casino (idk I have never seen them) but put lots of fights in otherwise it will be boring.


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Dalexe10

r/woooosh


anthonyg1500

Spider-Man quips in a room full of gangsters. Random gangster: You can’t talk to us like that! Robert De Niro turns around ominously: I think he’s talkin to me… you are Talkin to Me, right. 10 minutes of silence so the audience can clap


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He's talkin' to me right behind me, isn't he?


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I instinctively went to down vote this, because people say this kinda shit on r/movies unironically


A-112

Scorsese directing it is not as improbable as Marvel giving full control


SkylarPopo

Daniel Day Lewis would come out of retirement if Marvel would just give him a call.


TheSilv

Christopher Lee would rise from the grave if Marvel would give him a casting call


yoyo_sensei

Knowing that the MCU never got their dirty, grimy little hands on Kit Lee is truly one of the blessings left to us in this awful world.


Leklor

Let's be real, Lee would rise from the grave is *anyone* gave him a casting call. The guy was a passionate actor and would appear in utter shit (For example the old Captain America 2) just to be in front of a camera for five minutes.


masongraves_

I still cannot believe that Robert *fucking* Redford’s last movie will be Avengers: Endgame


Quizlibet

Orson Welles went out with Transformers and Raul Julia died after Street Fighter, lol. Life isn't fair.


TiesThrei

Tbf Raul Julia supposedly took that gig for his kids.


MilhouseVsEvil

Raul Julia did Street Fighter for his kids. Considering he knew he had cancer at the time I think he would have enjoyed shooting that movie in Australia with his family. You're right though, life isn't fair.


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Honestly at least Street Fighter has kitsch appeal.


Bunraku_Master_2021

His likeness was used for HBO's Watchmen so rest assured his last appearance was for capekino.


pjtheman

That was his choice. Not like Marvel tricked him into it


marigoldorange

wasn't it the old man and the gun?


TheFinnstagator

Yes it is, Endgame was released after Old Man and the Gun, but filmed before it.


marigoldorange

oh okay, i see.


terrap3x

Flashbacks to Tommy Lee Jones being cast Captain America 1 for no fucking reason.


TerminatorReborn

Waste of a great actor that could've played Cyclops


koreanwizard

It's retirement for actors. You're making 10 mill on your second feature for 4 months of being on wires infront of greenscreens.


freerealestatedotbiz

“You had your chance to kill Kang—and you BLEW IT! *YOU BLEW IT!!*”


thememealchemist421

DeNiro could do worse with his current career trajectory.


masongraves_

De Niro’s career has had a bit of a resurgence, or at least he seems to be motivated to be in ambitious and interesting projects again *The Irishman* and arguably *Joker* were a good start, and *Amsterdam, Killers Of The Flower Moon* and *About My Father* should all be fantastic


coin_in_da_bank

Hollywood's Nirvana


RevolutionaryStar824

I like how you say Avengers 5 jokingly but there literally is gonna be an Avengers 5. Called Kang Dynasty.


Puzzled-Journalist-4

Joke aside, this is sad af


UrbanOmnivore

Oh my God! Professor X can read minds. Gus can finally know whether I’ve had gay thoughts.


Bek_86

Professor X breed Gale


berserkmanufacturer1

/r/fancast is gonna shutdown if this happens. He's the only reason they're still going.


omri1526

I clicked on that sub and the first thing I see is Robert Pattinson cast as The Hulk 💀


Magnificant-Muggins

The only one I saw that wasn’t terrible was Micheal Shannon as Frankenstein’s Monster.


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His forehead would really make life easier for the makeup department


Bandit-Bros

Dude that sub is fucking hilarious. The picks are so bad it's genuinely upsetting me


berlinbaer

reddit fancast is usually just the same three tv shows that reddit watches currently, with zero regard if they are a good fit for the role or not. back when GoT was hot that was all they had for fancast. also always love the "actor who looks vaguely like the character but otherwise has a totally different vibe"


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Video game subs are always like this. It's always "actor who looks vaguely alike" or "Danny Devito" because redditors are super fucking hilarious comedians


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poor giancarlo is typecast by everyone as villains, he says he wants to play a hero and everyone tells him no


AbysmalReign

Seriously. I wpuld love to see him as Professor X. It would be nice to see him in a role that isn't just another portayal of his Gustavo persona


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He just needs to hit Spike Lee up.


sharpenote4

I saw someone comment on Twitter that he could deliver a more grey/neutral version of Professor X. Now if Marvel would actually commit to making grey/neutral characters that'd be perfect but in this anti-hero economy, it's probably unlikely.


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He absolutely has the gravitas to play it, too. He has a sort of Shakespearean actor style, similar to Patrick Stewart. He's good at playing villains, but Hollywood have typecast the shit out of him and it's boring now


CommunitRagnar

I'm going to create my own movie franchise and set the multiverse right away and made 300 movies about heroes all starring Esposito as the good guy


BogieW00ds

I mean if they're going with the current version of the X-Men, he is basically a villain (along with most of the mutants now), the question is are they going to be aware of the fact that he's acting evil or are they gonna be like the writer of said current comics and either ignore or not understand that he's being evil.


Santolini_R

Dude has been acting for decades, not just on Breaking Bad. With this role he might escape a little of the (kinda recent) typecasting thats happening to him, cuz there's no way Xavier will be like Giancarlo's recent roles **Tl;dr: He's a good actor and this might be a good way to escape the typecasting yall whine about**


Gunny_McCshoots

And Giancarlo deserves the fucking monumental bag they will give him


LeftHanded-Euphoria

I dunno, they could be playing the more quietly manipulative man-with-a-plan House of X Xavier


mikehatesthis

> cuz there's no way Xavier will be like Giancarlo's recent roles [Marvel is afraid of doing dirtbag Chuck](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/the-most-terrible-things-professor-x-has-ever-done/intro.jpg) like the Fox films would occasionally do.


dragonphlegm

I don’t mind Giancarlo typecasting the man plays a terrifying villain every time. He was also the best part of Far Cry 6. He would kick ass as doom or kang


throwaway717190102

I love his typecast. But Ik he doesn’t. He obviously enjoys the money but I feel like he knows he can offer way more range as an actor


LevynX

Don't think most actors would enjoy being typecast, you get into acting to experience different characters and roles.


KVMechelen

Guy needs to become a character actor in Spike Lee movies or some shit, fuck Marvel


Quizlibet

"Become"? You haven't seen Do the Right Thing?


Quizlibet

He can join such legendary actors showcasing their talents as Christopher Eccleston, Lawrence Fishburne, Sam Rockwell and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Marvel is so good at utilizing talent


DrSwagnusson

Take that back. Sam Rockwell utilised every ounce of talent in Hollywood bringing Hammer to life. Literally the only reason to watch Iron Man 2 more than once.


waynethehuman

Mads Mikkelsen as well. The villain Kaecilius will be remembered for years to come.


dragonphlegm

I love how they tease Chiwetel to be a huge villain of the MCU with the “no more sorcerers” line and then gave him a grand total of 2 minutes screentime in MOM


LevynX

Wait, what did he do in MOM


Quizlibet

The original character doesn't even show up (they were going to kill him off in an opening scene, but cut it). He plays an alternate universe version who is there to trap Doctor Strange, make a speech about how Doctor Strange sucks actually and get in a 30 second fight scene


Drakeadrong

Bro I genuinely didn’t know Christopher Eccleston was in the MCU until I read this comment


Quizlibet

What, you didn't remember his career defining role as "mean albino elf"? Fucking fake fans, I swear


Leklor

They've re-used Gemma Chan after she played a boring one-note character in Captain Marvel but they screwed Eccleston so bad with Thor 2 that they'd never got him back. To mind, Eccleston had to skip the Doctor Who 50th anniversary despite having changed him mind on returning to the series (John Hurt's War Doctor was supposed to be Eccleston's Ninth) but they had him stay on the production of The Dark World only to cut almost all of his scenes and needing him so little that he could have taken part in The Day of the Doctor but he'd already been written out.


Evil_Platypus

Damn, now I hate Thor 2 even more. It denied me more Ninth Doctor


TerminatorReborn

So much make up and so little material to work with they could've just picked a extra to play him


DepressedMong

It's the biggest waste of talent in the MCU for me personally.


bababhosad93

I have met with Marvel Studios too. I would want my dick sucked. (Source: vm.tiktok.com/boof)


mrS0crates

but did you suck their dick?


HeWhoHasSeenFootage

Tbh I'm jealous, if I was an actor I would love to play the villain all the time


A-112

The bottom pic is not because of the Professor X news, that's Aaron Paul discovering Marvel casted him as Wolverine


Bunraku_Master_2021

"Yo' Mr. White. I have Adamantium claws, now." "Poor Caleb. He doesn't realize it's another fidelity test." "Should we tell him?" "Nah. We'll get back to him."


Drakeadrong

Normally, I’d be down for this exclusively for the monumental meltdown of a black ~~hispanic~~ man playing prof X, but he’s also a fantastic actor and I could genuinely see him playing a great prof x Edit: not hispanic


Jakegender

Giancarlo Esposito isn't hispanic, he's half italian.


WizardPhoenix

We’ve been out jerked again!


thuber701

At least he’s not playing a villain for a change.


Sky_Leviathan

I’d rather him than chris pratt


Whompa

This is the End (2013)


Bignate2001

Poor guy has been typecast quite heavily. Hopefully he gets a chance to play more diverse roles.


Official_JJAbrams

Obviously he should be Osborne for the waves.


heck_it_all

~~Zaddy~~ Xaddy


Material-Fish-8638

Ever had gay thoughts? No? You Liar.


AkechiFangirl

I wanna see this just to see nerds shit their pants over professor x being anything but a bald white guy


dildodicks

he would make a good xavier idgaf


CloudyMiku

He has to play in DUNE first. Only DUNE actors are allowed to ply Professor X


Quizlibet

Jason Mamoa for Professor X, let's make it happen


SuicideSkwad

Stellan Skarsgård as Baron Harkonnen as Professor X


Frosttyythelair

Ngl I really like Giancarlo Esposito in pretty much every role he is


Lil_iBrow

Imma just wait for the right wingers to complain about the “wokeness” of Marvel because they casted a black dude to play an originally white character


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eva01beast

Least horny mcj user.


DowntheDrainAccount

They decided that blackwashing a Jewish Holocaust survivor was a terrible decision and are considering making Professor X black instead. Sanity is not dead yet.


KarrotMovies

Magneto is a holocaust survivor, not Charles. He's some rich kid from England


DowntheDrainAccount

Yes. Esposito, who is black, would be hypothetically playing a Professor X from the United States (or elsewhere, but odds are that a reimagining of him would give him an American origin).


Cheezewiz239

Well that just happened


[deleted]

Why he look like Bill Cosby in that photo


Deditranspotashy

But Professor X is a good guy?


petergexplains

he is good guy, but that doesn't mean he is *good* guy, he's admitted to having a crush on jean in some comics and that he thinks he deserves cyclops killing him in the avengers vs x-men thing iirc and that overall scott makes a better leader for mutants as a midpoint between his and magneto's views


Deditranspotashy

Well my point was Professor X isn’t the usual Giancarlo “not-Gus-Fring” thing that he always plays. Which is what OP is seeming to imply. Besides, no way in hell Disney would include the “crush on Gene” thing


Quizlibet

Check out Night on Earth or Do the Right Thing. Giancarlo is good at playing quietly menacing sophisticated types but that's not *all* he's good at. Dude has range.


KJ86er

I'd rather he play Mister Sinister


Sad-Eggplant-2486

Why cant a character just be the race they were created in. We have diversity in the comics. No need to invent it. If they cast storm as a white guy the internet would break


NightwingsAssCheeks

I thought he was gonna be mcu miles morales


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Finally