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BallFanaticLavaPup

Mirage Block had some of the best art in the game and this is one of the best pieces in the block.


Doughspun1

Why yes, this photo of me is from my best angle


_Sjonsson

Would like to see the worst angle


G66GNeco

The answer to this prompt is always a closeup of a literal asshole.


_Sjonsson

Yeah it's undoubtedly one of the worse angles


OmegaNova0

You have to pay money for that one


_Sjonsson

OF when?!


Gnosiphile

Richard Kane Ferguson did his finest artwork in that block.


BallFanaticLavaPup

DiTerlizzi, and obviously Guay too, did some solid work too.


edogfu

This demon dog got into the trash, ate somebody's chewed bubblegum, and this is the aftermath. Look at that face of shame.


SummonTarpan

Like Vitalizing Cascade. For the artistic integrity I mean


Equivalent-Sand-3546

How did you make the cumulative upkeep an upside? I'm sure there's ways, just not that I can think of off the top of my head


Xaron713

Maybe a damage mirror effect; when you lose life, target opponent loses that much life. Or something that draws you cards when you lose life.


jag149

There's better upside for life loss though, yeah? Necropotence and phyrexian arena come to mind, although of course, they can't be your commander. But whatever this would facilitate in commander would need to combo off at that point anyway.


Xaron713

I mean sure, but at that point why not just play a stronger, less unique black commander.


Any-Persimmon-725

Because underplayed commanders deserve some love. I also love a challenge


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Why he gotta be black?


Leviathan666

Mono black has plenty of life gain options if you're worried, plus it is commander so having a commander that hurts you would likely serve as a way to dissuade your opponents from trying to remove it. 5/4 for 3BB that has a built in incentive for your opponents to let you keep it could be worth more than any instant win Kill-on-sight commander.


Any-Persimmon-725

Someone else mentioned profane transfusion. Other cards that have similar effects are [[Magus of the mirror]], [[repay in kind]], [[mirror universe]], [[soul conduit]]. Get [[wound reflection]] out and you can mess people up


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##### ###### #### [Magus of the mirror](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/81357a2a-e436-469f-8610-3572c29fef15.jpg?1562865908) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Magus%20of%20the%20mirror) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/117/magus-of-the-mirror?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/81357a2a-e436-469f-8610-3572c29fef15?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [repay in kind](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/90d1db4c-1e79-410a-92ab-c9d58c5e58a6.jpg?1562706334) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=repay%20in%20kind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/roe/125/repay-in-kind?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/90d1db4c-1e79-410a-92ab-c9d58c5e58a6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [mirror universe](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/f/0f9cbeaf-3456-4a87-ac75-e7658ccbd97f.jpg?1559592563) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mirror%20universe) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/159/mirror-universe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0f9cbeaf-3456-4a87-ac75-e7658ccbd97f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [soul conduit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/a/aa7e4989-cba7-4e0c-bb9d-140af6c006c3.jpg?1562880605) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=soul%20conduit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nph/158/soul-conduit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aa7e4989-cba7-4e0c-bb9d-140af6c006c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [wound reflection](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/b/2b14a82c-877a-445f-8910-33aaa6fe3d15.jpg?1599706125) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=wound%20reflection) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/113/wound-reflection?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2b14a82c-877a-445f-8910-33aaa6fe3d15?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/ku1hw2y) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


c0rtexj4ckal

[[Profane Transfusion]]


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c0rtexj4ckal

Good thing you've got a ton of colorless fast mana in EDH, not to mention you won't need to cast it until mid-late game anyway, but yes it does have a high CMC/MV


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

Black is one of the fastest rampers though?


JayBowdy

\[\[Gonti's Machinations\]\] \[\[Vengeful Warchief\]\] \[\[Vilis, Broker of Blood\]\] ~~\[\[Sower of Discord\]\]~~


mama_tom

Life loss≠damage so Sower of Discord sadly doesnt work.


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##### ###### #### [Gonti's Machinations](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/c/6c97f5a9-6e04-45c3-aa8d-dcf0fd81d5b9.jpg?1576381678) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gonti%27s%20Machinations) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/aer/63/gontis-machinations?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6c97f5a9-6e04-45c3-aa8d-dcf0fd81d5b9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Vengeful Warchief](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d405e1bc-bf58-4cce-8abe-57fb40ef0996.jpg?1592516813) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vengeful%20Warchief) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m20/121/vengeful-warchief?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d405e1bc-bf58-4cce-8abe-57fb40ef0996?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Vilis, Broker of Blood](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/c/ecdf2bd9-87b9-470a-ad2e-0ebf98560f87.jpg?1592516819) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vilis%2C%20Broker%20of%20Blood) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m20/122/vilis-broker-of-blood?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ecdf2bd9-87b9-470a-ad2e-0ebf98560f87?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Sower of Discord](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/5/f532301e-9005-4770-9e04-868f69f6becf.jpg?1689997465) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sower%20of%20Discord) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/187/sower-of-discord?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f532301e-9005-4770-9e04-868f69f6becf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/ktzkpe0) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


FivesSuperFan55555

Sower doesn’t work because Morinfen is loss of life, not damage


Don_Pablo512

Does not die to doom blade so you got that goin for ya


Any-Persimmon-725

Gotta love the look on the opponents face when I tell them that my Morinfen is in fact a black creature and their doom blade fizzles


peepoopoopeepoo

Wouldn't it not fizzle instead they just couldn't legally target it so they couldn't play it with that as the target


BRIKHOUS

Correct, but they were just joking, not serious


brunq2

I love basic/bad by today's standards old commanders... Favorite being [[Isamaru, Hound of Konda]]. Just a good ole vanilla 2/2


lwmg4life

I played and lost twice with Isamaru today! Lol


brunq2

A while ago I put together a list that was basically taxes tribal with him at the helm... My friends said that if I ever actually built it they wouldn't play against it lmaooo


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Urzas_Penguins

Love it. Can you share a list?


Any-Persimmon-725

https://www.moxfield.com/decks/qDDk89qOHUqvhCY6Q-6Axw


Any-Persimmon-725

Sure it’s probably shit tho. I plan on making a lot of changes and it’s not how my paper version is


PlowMeHardSir

People bitch about power creep but this is what the designers used to think of as a good card.


VoiceofKane

Well, Juzám Djinn was a house, so I guess they figured sticking flying on it would make up for making everything else about it worse.


Any-Persimmon-725

They thought this card was so good that they gave it such a crazy downside. It’s honestly crazy looking at this and then looking at modern magic cards


zeb0777

\+10 cool points


Any-Persimmon-725

Believe me, it feels super cool pulling up to a pod with this deck. I always joke and say it’s an 11 power level


Gwangi058

Always loved the art,name flavortext. Not very competitive stat wise, but 5 mana means that lake of the dead can get it out fast. Combine it with hatred to one shot some fools 


Any-Persimmon-725

Man I wish I had cards like those. Not a bad idea to put those in my online version of the deck tho


Early-Simple1132

I assume you also run [[Gallowbraid]]?


BraidsConjuror

I'll allow these as partners


Fickles1

Lol


Any-Persimmon-725

You’re the type of person I wanna play with, and I’d totally rule 0 that


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Any-Persimmon-725

I most certainly do. If I feel like switching it up I can just play him instead too


SommWineGuy

Have to, and [[Crovax the Cursed]].


Any-Persimmon-725

Dammit, you got a point, now I have to


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brunolmd

I love decks with crappy commanders. Like the legends ones.


Flattt

Nothing better than a 7 drop jund commander that's a 3/7 and nothing else


gojumboman

[[tobias andrion]] classic


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Any-Persimmon-725

I also love the commanders from legends. I got a stark of Rath deck and I think it would be funny to make a chandler deck


5HITCOMBO

I deadass used this as a finisher back in the day, it was a BOMB.


Any-Persimmon-725

That’s awesome, glad my boy put in work back in the day. I knew he had to be good by 1997 standards


TheLiMaJa

The only use I can see for this is alongside [[Rowan, Scion of War]] tbh.


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RichVisual1714

In regard of the commander is trying to kill me I will side with my [[Shauku, Endbringer]].


Any-Persimmon-725

I love what she does. Looks fun to pilot and to deck build. I might try and build her for untap


RichVisual1714

My deck also tries to make her an untap machinegun. Sometimes it works, sometimes she is a solid rock in the command zone.


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TheOtherTracy

If you have seasonal allergies, Morinfen may be right for you. Side effects of Morinfen are uncommon and include headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, and mild heart explosions.


michael5ux

lets fucking go!!!!!!


Doughspun1

How does this interact with [[Angel of Jubilation]]?


Scr0uchXIII

Nothing would happen. Cumulative upkeep is no activated ability.


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VoiceofKane

Two choices: Pay life, or don't. If you take away one of the options, you have to take the other. If you can't pay life, then it's sacrificed (which is an effect, not a cost).


HStorm123

It would get sacked because you can’t pay life with angel of jubilation on the field


Scr0uchXIII

Not true. Cumulative upkeep is no activated ability, thus angel of jubilation does nothing.


HStorm123

Your right, had a brain fart and just saw in the (reminder text ) of cumulative upkeep where it said pay the cost at the beginning of upkeep, and went yep it says pay so that means it shuts it down totally forgetting the part where it said to activate abilities. My fault on the misinformation. Thanks for correcting me.


Doughspun1

I see I see


Teecane

This is better than the 6/6 flyers for 6 that I have 4 decks of. I’ve never built mono black but it looks like it can do everything you can imagine.


Any-Persimmon-725

I’m curious what commanders do you play?


Teecane

I was referring to decks I have of [[Rith]], [[Dromar]], [[Amareth]] and [[Vorosh]]. I update them sometimes but I’ve been on an infect kick and not made any of them infect. I’m gonna whip out Amareth on some people soon and make their lands enchantments and then blow them up.


Any-Persimmon-725

When you say you play EDH you mean it. I actually have been wanting to make a deck with one of those 6 mana dragons at the helm. Amareth seems really interesting to me, but how are you blowing up peoples lands?


Teecane

[[Enchanted evening]] and [[Calming verse]] or [[cleansing meditation]]


Any-Persimmon-725

That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t even be mad if you did that to me


Teecane

Do you have any cool old stuff like that in this deck?


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Xitex2

What happens with this card and something like a can't sac effect? Like from [[Jon irenicus, shattered one]] do they have to pay? Or choose not to, and keep it anyway?


Any-Persimmon-725

Yes you can choose not to pay the life and keep it around. I’d still put him in there though


Xitex2

Dang, was thinking free drain on someone, but its still a big flier


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Ottrygg89

Its morifen time!


Any-Persimmon-725

And then he Morinfen’d all over the place


Ufoturtle081

You definitely will fly under the rader when it comes to threat assessment. Playing busted commanders is a doubled edged sword sometimes.


Any-Persimmon-725

I’ve won plenty of games with underwhelming commanders just like this. People don’t know what to expect and I don’t have to worry about people blowing up my commander usually. Unless I get near lethal commander damage. Busted commanders can be fun, but I’d rather play a underwhelming commander that I can build to be good


CK-3030

New player here so I need someone to explain this to me like I'm 5. Is a Summon Legend an old term for creature? If not, how does oneplay it/where's its spot on the play mat? Lastly, what does cumulative in this case mean? Your second upkeep you get 2 life, third then 3, etc?


Any-Persimmon-725

Okay so I’m the ancient days of magic summon used to mean creature. Summon legend means legendary creature. Many cards like this now days have been errata’d to have a creature type. In Morinfen’s case he is a horror. It’s spot on the playmat is the same as any other creature. And yes, first upkeep you pay 1 life, then second upkeep you pay 2, then 3, and so on. If you don’t pay the cumulative upkeep you sacrifice the permanent


CK-3030

OK so the life works the other way around, I thought it meant you get life with each round instead of having to pay since it doesn't specifically say that imo but I guess newer cards have also been reworded to avoid possible confusion.


Any-Persimmon-725

Oh I didn’t even realize you meant life gain. But I feel like they could print a cumulative upkeep lifegain card and it wouldn’t be that broken. They need to bring the mechanic back


MolesterStallone-73

Deck list?!?


Any-Persimmon-725

https://www.moxfield.com/decks/qDDk89qOHUqvhCY6Q-6Axw


Any-Persimmon-725

It’s probably shit I really gotta update it


7hermetics3great

Quirky my guy, bet the pod goes absolutely mild when you play this bad boy


Any-Persimmon-725

They lose their fucking minds. I instantly become the threat the second this guy comes out


WhatUDeserve

Is cumulative upkeep - 1 life PAYING life or just losing it?


WhatUDeserve

Because if so [[Font of Agonies]]


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Any-Persimmon-725

Oh yeah I got font of agonies in there


HStorm123

It’s pay life N times where in is the amount of age counters on it. I’m sure you know what cumulative upkeep is lol I’ll stop myself while I’m ahead. But yes to answer your question it’s pay life.


aflyonthewall1215

Hope you have vilis in that deck


Any-Persimmon-725

He’s in there and he’s a powerhouse


73glitch

This guy reminds me of [[Gallowbraid]] same casting cost but ole Gallow has trample instead.


Any-Persimmon-725

I have gallowbraid in the deck and play him as the commander if I feel like living dangerously


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Collapczar

[[Merieke Ri Berit]] is my all time favorite. But [[Balduvian Horde]] ahh. Good times, bad times.


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kempnelms

[[Eon Hub]] would be your friend.


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Any-Persimmon-725

Wow, that’s an amazing suggestion. I’m gonna have to pick one up


kempnelms

Its great because its not backbreaking, but just makes your deck a little better, and will randomly shut off minor stuff for opponents.


Any-Persimmon-725

I honestly feel like it’d be great at controlling the board state. There’s so many good upkeep triggers that would get shut down because of it. And it’s amazing cause it’s only upside for me


ButterscotchNovel839

Pretty cool for rowan honestly


Puzzleheaded-Study88

Art looks like my ex


yagerau

I think next time I play tabletop with friends we will pick each others commanders the week before and try to see what garbage we can come up with, definitely seems more fun than everyone running meta.


Any-Persimmon-725

That’s a fun idea. Y’all should do that, I think it’d be a good time. I imagine everyone laughing at how bad the commanders are. With the right cards any commander can be viable


No_Opening_7082

Nice artwork !


Any-Persimmon-725

Thanks, drew it myself


PoweredByCarbs

Not a combo really, but you could run conjurer’s closet to reset the cumulative upkeep every turn to keep it manageable (and flicker other higher-value creatures when you have them in play)


Any-Persimmon-725

That’s phenomenal, Im gonna have to add that to the deck. I have stuff that gets rid of counters, stuff that when Morinfen dies they get returned to the battlefield. But this is actually perfect


NamelessSteve646

I'm not here to yuck anybody's yums, like God knows you go through enough pain as it is, but what exactly was it do you think that first got you interested in cock'n'ball torture?


NamelessSteve646

Jokes aside you're clearly playing for the love of the game and thrill of the challenge and I would welcome you to my table any day


Any-Persimmon-725

Aw thank you!


Any-Persimmon-725

Accidentally thammed me penith in the car door


jrdineen114

...huh. Mono-black lifegain?


Any-Persimmon-725

Hahaha no…. Mono-black life-loss


SphereofDreams

Nice choice!


Any-Persimmon-725

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


Queasy_Midnight1240

Bro 5 mana for 5 power that fuckin busted


Any-Persimmon-725

Power creep is too real. Can’t believe WOTC would print this card


LaterAliGat0r

why though?


Any-Persimmon-725

Have you looked at the card?


cheesemangee

A deck for masochists.


Any-Persimmon-725

Is it that obvious? 😳


ClapSalientCheeks

Big fluffy farts


JugglingJoel

Back in the day before Jodah I had my shitty legends deck. He was in the 99


Alaskanboi9O7

Top cEDH Commander ever printed consistently wins turn 0 latest turn 1 its on the discussion to be banned from how strong it is


DarthJango

Pact Weapon/Repay in Kind would be a genius combo for this!


Any-Persimmon-725

I have repay in kind in the deck but never heard about pact weapon. I gotta slot it in the 99. Its perfect for this deck


OmegaNova0

Give that boy a nightmare lash and some lightning greaves and he's a force to be reckoned with, dude even flies


Tsunamiis

He has beat my ass plenty of times. Though it was 2 decades ago


Any-Persimmon-725

Bet he could still beat your ass. 1v1 me after school


Tsunamiis

I’ll see you at the library


Fragrant_Choice_1520

a little too overpowered needs morph for 7U


corncheeks

Do you have a deck list. I love playing wierd stuff like this.


Specialist_Room_7029

love it as a player that used old commanders I am so happy to see other people play commanders that you can read in 5 sec


Decmk3

I’ve played against a deck with him as the commander. It was very good. Lots of self sac.


darthcaedusiiii

Homie farting out two moons.


RuneMTG

If [[font of agonies]] isn’t in this deck I’m ashamed of you! Lol jk jk


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[удалено]


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Any-Persimmon-725

Also funny thing is, I’m adding a sunburst sub theme to the deck too


Iron_Baron

I run Liesa, she also tries to kill me.


Veldrin902

I think I found a new creature for my Jon, what's mine is yours, giving bad gifts deck.


Any-Persimmon-725

I’m not sure if it would work the way you think sadly. Pretty sure they can just choose to not pay the life and then they won’t have to sacrifice it. Not saying you shouldn’t put him in the deck. 5/5 flyer and I mean look at him


Veldrin902

Correct, but Jon says they can't be sacrificed, so this means it's no longer a choice to pay. If they can pay, they must pay.


Urzas_Penguins

OP is right. Your opponent if you give this to them can ignore the upkeep and keep the beater because can’t be sacrificed.


Veldrin902

Right, just re read the rule. Cumulative is trigger, I was 6 state base loop, but it's not a state based action check it's a trigger.


DickBeaterJones

Cost too much to cast


Any-Persimmon-725

It’s mono black, I think I’ll manage 😂