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ontarioparent

Tony?


_Hacky_Sack

Maybe if I was jacked that would work


StylinBill

Plenty of fat Tonys, ask fat tony


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NewBodWhoThis

Don't worry, I got your back! Gonna start introducing myself as Phat Tony from now on to muddy the waters.


justkate2

Username is wildly appropriate here


Sami_George

I snorted reading this 😂😂


Essence_Of_Insanity_

Snorton


Erger

Bro, Tony doesn't have to be jacked!


fortississima

Solution: go get jacked


Soad_lady

Huh? Lol tony is a great name!


SarahL1990

My step-brother is a Tony and nowhere near "jacked". He's actually a druggie pisshead. Names can fit anyone.


[deleted]

Kid who lives down the street is named Tony and he’s eight.


SarahL1990

I have a nephew named Tony who is 11. (The other Tony's son)


quelle_crevecoeur

I know a Tony who is about 5’4” and thin with glasses. But he is warm and funny, and he carries the name well!


ChunkyWombat7

>I know a Tony who is about 5’4” and thin with glasses. I know that Tony too!


Low_Cook_5235

I’m Italian and we have Tony’s of all shapes and sizes. And a Toni.


StylinBill

Plenty of fat Tonys, as fat tony


ozymomdias

I knew a Tony who was a really charming, silly music theory nerd. Big Weird Al Yankovic vibes.


Boner-brains

Where do you live that Tony isn't a super common name? I've known like at least 4 Tony's who are all very different looking.


[deleted]

Who says you have to be Jacked?


UrsulaPhoebe

Rory?


_Hacky_Sack

I actually like this


[deleted]

What about Ron? What’s your middle name is that cool? How about an unrelated nickname like Chunkster or Skippy?


_Hacky_Sack

Not sure where chunkster came from but I dig it and my middle name is Chad


LurksomeNoMore

If you were my friend, I would call you Horchada (like the drink, horchata). Unnecessary disclaimer: I'm not cool.


sjhamn

HORCHADA. This is the most important thing I have read on Reddit today and likely the most correct answer, Horton. Hello our new friend, HORCHADA.


Iammyown404error

Omg Horchada is actually a perfect combo Also, I love a good horchata.


Late_Hotel3404

>*I'm not cool* This is reddit.


Neat_Reserve_5417

Came here to say Horchada!!! Yes!!!!!


[deleted]

Ooooo! How about you combo the two? Ho-cha!


[deleted]

Horchata!


mikitira

I LOVE this haha


CanThisBeEvery

This made me laugh out loud


rareroots

This is the superior option


alainebot

I love the name Rory.


Shot_Sprinkles_6775

Dang it that’s so cute. My list is comparatively hilarious idk how I didn’t get to Rory.


therealsloppy

Timbits


_Hacky_Sack

A for effort


514to506

Timmy.


Glamour-Profession

A kid in a class I subbed for was named Timbit


potatoaddictsanon

Nah that's what he'll call his kids


xzagz

Damn Reddit for getting rid of free awards lol


yasdnillindsay

Hoit


_Hacky_Sack

Ok this is the best so far


Dakizo

I love Hoyt! I also saw the Rory comment but I think Hoyt is better. Rory is good too though!


Flappajacks

Yeah. Hoyt is way better than Hoit


Chryblsm34

Yes! Spell it Hoyt.


Lvl100Magikarp

Noo, it sounds like hoity toity


Flappajacks

It’s sounds like you’re about to vomit. So does Horton come to think of it… sorry dude


Lvl100Magikarp

All I can think of is is Tim Horton's or Horton Hears a Who. His parents did him dirty, damn


_Hacky_Sack

They really did I’m gonna go take it up with them


SamiGod1026

They should have at least given you a good nickname


_Hacky_Sack

I’m gonna go cry now


_kweezy_

This comment is so true it’s all I can hear now I’m dying laughing “come to think of it…” took me out as well like he doesn’t already hate it😭😂


mnky_pnts

I first read this one as "Holt", which I think is cool


ThatEntomologist

2 things: 1) A nickname can be anything. 2) A lot of people where I grew up, use their middle name. Do you have a middle name that's easier to work with, for you?


_Hacky_Sack

My middle name is Chad I have no idea what to make of this


Altruistic-Amoeba446

My dad has a friend named Hoyt, now I wonder if it’s his real name or a nickname.


purpleprose78

My uncle Slick was named Hoyt so I suspect that is really his name. His full name was William Hoyt Last Name and he died well into his 90s. But everyone called him Slick because this is the South.


Ok_Custard_6328

I knew a guy whose last name was Hoyt. Maybe it was a family name for your Slick, too - people often give their kids the mother's or grandmother's last name as a middle name.


ludsmile

I think there's a Hoyt in True Blood


NewBodWhoThis

Unfun fact, "hoit" means rotting carcass in Romanian. 😭


takethatgazebo

STEVE HOLT!


AdzyBoy

STEVE HOIT!


hadassahmom

I like it like true blood!


Hallmarxist

What about your going by your middle name or making a nickname out of your last name?


juniper4774

This is the answer. Why try so hard to make something you don’t like work?


Hallmarxist

Yep. You only live once. Don’t use a name you hate.


danaeuep

Does it have to be a diminutive? Hort and Horty are fine, but if you tell your friends you are open to an alternative maybe they will come up with something else. Like Morton, Chuck, Kunu… or whatever!


_Hacky_Sack

Really good point I would like diminutives but something else might need to do


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sleepyprincessluna

I knew a guy who went by "Rooster" and it was fitting because christ that guy was a dick


halloweenheaux

Wait as in the guy’s name was NN catfish?


GlumBodybuilder214

Probably his nickname was catfish


Fish-x-5

My name isn’t very nickname-able and I needed one too. Be open to what you vibe with instead of something related…maybe it’s both. Personally, I was surprised by how much it meant to me to keep my initials the same.


DreamCrusher914

Hortimer


criadordecuervos

I thought initially Hortaniel but I like this better.


Flappajacks

Horticious


bmore_dmore

Horticulture


zzmonkey

Kunu! Paul Rudd in forgetting Sarah Marshall !


DearSignature

Tony (which has already been suggested) is the best I can think of. Some other alternatives that are further away from Horton: Tory, Troy, Ron/Ronny, Art/Arty


queenvie808

Noooo not Tory lmao


Master_Bumblebee680

Rip


jenny-catherine

Bit of a stretch but maybe Hop?


_Hacky_Sack

I like the effort


bear__attack

I knew someone named Hop. Super chill guy, never knew what his full name was though.


No_Manufacturer_9071

Horton > Oron, Ron, Otto


katieholiday

Otto!


soiledmyplanties

I love the name Otto! It seems to be having a (albeit small) renaissance lately!


[deleted]

Oron is just "moron" without the "m" 😂😂


SugarsBoogers

I know an Ori and I love that name.


spooky_night_milk

I actually think Horty is a really cool nickname. Also you can do this bit: Them:"Horty? What an interesting name. " You: " It's a family name. It's short for horticulture. "


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A nickname doesn’t have to be from your first name. Maybe your middle name has a good nickname or your surname most people call me a nickname based on my surname. Also nicknames don’t have to be short for names they can be based on personality or physical features. An example of this is my uncle Bush - he’s called Bush because he has bushy hair…everyone calls him that he introduces himself as Bush. A personality nickname could be -Happy or Sunny or like my own childhood nickname Flutterby.- I have ADHD and my parents said I was like a butterfly who fluttered by to the next thing.


LogAltruistic9222

Yep, my aunt is called Gracie but her real name is totally different. She is called that because she used to be scared of a tiny but mean old lady called Gracie who lived on the same street. Apparently everyone joked that she would grow up and become like Gracie so that became her name. I always thought it was her middle name.


Mounta1nM4M4

I have an aunt who goes by Margo but her name is Charlotte. Apparently, it was in the days when men didn't attend births and she was the 5th child. My grandmother wanted to name a kid after her husband (Charles) and did so against his wishes. She brought home baby Charlotte and he basically said "Nope, I'm calling her Margo" and everyone's called her Margo ever since. Nicknames definitely don't need to be connected to anything at all.


literal-rubbish

I have a great aunt Pete who I recently found out was named Clarissa??? I thought her name was like Petunia or something but Clarissa?? No clue where it came from either lmao


storiesamuseme

My oldest daughter is Grace. As an infant she was Gracie then the movie Miss Congeniality came out and she was dubbed Gracie Lou Freebush that shortened into Gracie Lou, then Lucinda, Louie, lunesta etc…. I lovingly call her Lou


soiledmyplanties

This is how nicknames work in my family too.. it’s how my childhood dog Holly became Aucky (Holly -> Haleakala (volcano in Maui) -> Akala -> Aucky)


ForgetfulFox898

My childhood cat was named Rini from sailor moon, then it was rini beany, then beany, beans, and finally beaner.


LogAltruistic9222

I loved Gracie Lou in that movie. It's funny how nicknames just morph.


GlumBodybuilder214

Both my parents went by nicknames based on their middle names when they started dating. My mom's middle name was Kathryn (Katy) and my dad's is Russell (Rusty). It wasn't until they moved in together and started seeing each other's mail with their real first names on it that they realized how goofy it was.


No-Worldliness3349

Who


9yroldalien

I really think he should go by this haha I can't help but say "Hears a Who" in my head every time I've read "Horton" on this page


kmsc84

Good. I’m not the only one.


Jolly-Scientist1479

Who> Dr. Suess> Doc


Emiemiemi327

I love that


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Harry


DrLycFerno

Ortie


Basaltone

H. I know several people how just go by their first initial. Or if you like your last name, go by that. My grandfather did his whole life. I didn't even realize his first name was Wilbur until 10 years after he passed away.


laur82much

there's a british rapper that goes by "aitch" I always thought it was a clever/cool nickname


braamdepace

Just pick a cool name that has nothing to do with your name. Go by “Cheeto” or something… there is a kid in my friends Apartment that my kid plays with named “Butter John” his real name is like Michael. But if you have to pick one based on your name go with “Hortonator” or “Tron”


1107rwf

I want to know this Butter John. That name is hilarious!


fatcatattack

Hon! Like Han Solo :) Edit: Honnie if you like diminutives!


[deleted]

Your Honor?!!!


Pfacejones

Hor?


Waffle_Slaps

But pronounced the way Frank from Always Sunny says it: Hoor.


vhs_collection

The only answer


IllustratorSlow1614

Orty? Drop the H! Tony works. Tonto? Might turn some heads.


Shyanne_wyoming_

I actually know someone that goes by Ort/Orty lol it works


captain_paws_tattoo

Like the (o)ort cloud!


soiledmyplanties

Tonto is silly/stupid/dumb in Spanish


prosperosniece

Ton ton


vikingcrafte

I was going to say this one haha


[deleted]

Have one relative named Horatio, and is called Ton Ton. So this works


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

“H”


Hanlonssafetyrazor

Use your Initials? I kinda like Hootie (blowfish be damned) and Rory of the suggested names Maybe Last name (e.g I know a few people last name MacDonald go by Mac) A blend between your first and middle names or first and last names (like how Jennifer Lopez goes by J.Lo) Or if you really really hate your name - you could consider changing it. My family member had a name that didn’t suit her (think of a lady named Peter) and she just goes by her middle name officially now. Horton is a name that just doesn’t suit everyone, but if it was an honor name, you can make it your middle name and pick your own cool first name!


littledipper16

Hotie/Hoty (pronounced hoe-tee) Or Hootie if you feel like being whimsical, but people might constantly ask you where your blowfish are lol


King_of_Lunch223

Go Hotie... Isha birthday...


ambulanz_driver420

laughed too hard


TheWalrusWasRuPaul

Orc


_Hacky_Sack

I’m digging it


zertz_18

Ron?


deformedvagina

Horny


_Hacky_Sack

This is the way


HolidayGoose6690

Rev. Like the Reverend Horton Heat. Your name is so damn cool, bro. Not even kidding.


maks_st-stacks

This all day!


Annual-Expert-1200

I was scrolling to make sure at least one person suggested it. It's perfect!


misschimaera

Came here to say Rev so, seconded.


nerd_inthecorner

Tim


KYwormtosser

HOOT


beaandip

My boyfriends name is Horton! He said he had a really hard time with it growing up. His parents wouldn’t let him go by his middle name. Now he beats everyone to the punch line when he introduces himself, and says “like Horton hears a who”. I call him Horty but I’ve grown to like Horton a lot 😊. My baby’s middle name will most likely be Horton


beaandip

I forgot to add, we also call my bf who’s name is Horton “Hortisserie chicken”. You’re welcome


TheWalrusWasRuPaul

Hank? Horn? Chop? Ore? Torque


_Hacky_Sack

Almost not quite


Forever-Distracted

This might just be my weird way of thinking, I'll explain in a moment, but how about Oli? When I think Horton, I think of one movie with the elephant. The elephant association can lead to the nickname Ellie/El/etc., but those are more feminine. Elephant in Dutch is olifant, which is where I got Oli, which can be masc/neutral That's at least how I go about working out names for characters/animals/teddies/etc, haha


sailbuminsd

I like Oli!


heliosdiem

How about "Not" as in "Not Horton"


_Hacky_Sack

Most based answer on here


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i am so sorry


Soad_lady

What’s your middle name


Typical_Ad_210

Hears a Who


Indig_estion

I was hoping someone would suggest "Who", but close enough 🤣


Individual_Baby_2418

I think Harry or Hank are fine. But my husband calls my son Bubba. So a nickname could be anything.


surield

Ron or Rory could definitely work, also obviously Tony. Maybe Holt or Hoyt?


maemaenad

Why don't you just change your name?


Winter-eyed

Just the initial H. Orry is also a traditional nickname for Horton. If you’ve ever seen/read North and South (mini series and book about the civil war Orry Maine is one of the lead characters.


snailshenk

Horty😵‍💫


SoggyGopher

What’s your middle name? Can you go by that?


TaraMarie90

My friend’s son’s nickname is Ori- that could work for Horton.


unicorntrees

Hart, Hoot, Torn, Orr, Ort, Tin. Nicknames don't have to be related to your real name. Buzz Aldrin's real name was Edwin.


lofi_night_sky

Where I live we might call you Hoz or Hozza. Like we would call a man called Harry Haz or Hazza, a man called Jeremy Jez or Jezza, Darren Daz or Dazza, etc. edit: H or Holt might work too.


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Tone? Toby?


Foreign_Plants09

Horty the horticulturalist


a-dot-ham

Orry


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

H.T. People have already suggested Tony. That was my other go to.


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

My husband’s nickname is just his nationality. 😂


smartwatersucks

Hoo-boy


tiny_mouse

What about just "H"?


Different-Birthday71

I like how Megan markle calls Harry “h”


cyriaja

Maybe Art or Artie based on the R T in the middle of Horton?


Seschwanbam

Tory


thekiddiebright

Ton


forvanityssake

H?


startingtohail

**Orts! *Ortz?*** And a vote for these that others have suggested: **Hoyt, Rory, Tim, H.,** or something that utilizes your middle and/or last initials or names


TrewynMaresi

From the letters of Horton: Tor Thor Toro Roon Root Roo


natureswoodwork

Hort


ladywhoneverknewit

Hoho


jiyoxa

1. Hotty Horton 2. Horty 3. Horton the Hero 4. H-Dawg 5. Hort-Man 6. Hortimus Prime 7. Hortinator 8. Horton the Destroyer 9. Hortastic 10. H-Bomb 11. Hortaculous 12. Hortzilla 13. Hortron 14. Hortonator 15. Hortinator Rex 16. Horty McHortface 17. Horton the Great 18. Hortmeister 19. Hortacus 20. Hortacular 21. Hortmanian Devil 22. Hortenstein 23. Hortykins 24. Horton the Magnificent 25. Hortopia 26. Hortastic Voyage 27. Hortastic Four 28. Horton the Wise 29. Hortronaut 30. Hortosaur 31. Horton the Phenomenon 32. Hortonic 33. Horto-matic 34. Hortastic Hero 35. Horton the Fearless 36. Horto-Rama 37. Hortinator Supreme 38. Hortastic Hulk 39. Horty McFly 40. Horton the Invincible 41. Hortimus Maximus 42. Hortastic Thunder 43. Hortified 44. Horton the Mighty 45. Hortacious 46. Hortastic Wizard 47. Hortastic Spark 48. Horty the Ninja 49. Horto-Master 50. Horton the Legend 51. Hortonic Warrior 52. Hortinator X 53. Horton the Indomitable 54. Horto-Samurai 55. Horto-Champion 56. Hortastic Captain 57. Horton the Unstoppable 58. Hortistic Dynamo 59. Horto-Sonic 60. Horton the Magnanimous 61. Horto-Guru 62. Horto-Phantom 63. Hortinator Omega 64. Horton the Courageous 65. Hortastic Dynamo 66. Horto-Titan 67. Horton the Majestic 68. Hortistic Avenger 69. Horto-Lord 70. Horto-Knight 71. Horton the Fearless 72. Hortinator Prime 73. Horto-Supreme 74. Horton the Legendary 75. Hortastic Phoenix 76. Hortinator Alpha 77. Horto-Commander 78. Horton the Valiant 79. Hortastic Guardian 80. Horto-Warrior 81. Hortinator Supreme 82. Horton the Eternal 83. Hortastic Gladiator 84. Horto-Crusader 85. Horton the Dauntless 86. Hortastic Enigma 87. Horto-Champion 88. Horto-Pharaoh 89. Horton the Everlasting 90. Hortinator Excalibur 91. Horto-Sultan 92. Horton the Unyielding 93. Hortastic Samurai 94. Hortinator Legend 95. Hortastic Phantom 96. Horton the Undying 97. Horto-Dragon 98. Horto-King 99. Horton the Boundless 100. Hortastic Conqueror


_Hacky_Sack

Why do I get a chat GPT vibe from this 🤔


idunnosg

If you were Australian it would be something obscure like Wayne. Let me explain: Your name would be related back to the Dr Seuss book Horton hears a who. Which would then be related to another Dr Seuss book The Cat in the Hat. Related to Mike Meyers who played the cat in the movie. And finally related back to another Mike Meyers character Wayne from Wayne’s World. And there you have it, your nickname is Wayne, now and forever. And every Aussie would understand why. Excuses for the spelling of the names. Sorry. Have a great day Wayne.


Lokifin

Hotch


Esteraceae

Hozza (with a short 'O'). Say an Aussie gave it to you. We give the best nicknames


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What’s your middle name?


namenerding

Otto?


bolognajabroni1110

Hoyt is great! Ort is also cool.


illuminati8myballs

ORT


Basaltone

H. I know several people how just go by their first initial. Or if you like your last name, go by that. My grandfather did his whole life. I didn't even realize his first name was Wilbur until 10 years after he passed away.


ElTunaGrande

you could go by Reverend, or Rev - https://www.bing.com/search?pglt=513&q=reverend+horton+heat&cvid=7d0edbac73414df28c47f64aa4cccdf1&aqs=edge.1.69i57j0l8j69i11004.3387j0j1&FORM=ANNAB1&PC=LCTS


[deleted]

It doesn't have to go with your name. You could pick "Bo" or "Ace" for all anybody is concerned. I hated my name, too, so I legally changed it.


Anonpoopoo

I like Otie (oh-tee) ! Its close to the familiar "Odie", it sounds like a name, and Horton is Olde English, so you could also even go with Odie from that.


U-STAY-CLASSY

I’m just going to ramble off some: “H”, “Orty” / “Arty” (RT is in your name), “Shorty”, “Seuss” (since I’m sure people associate that with you commonly as-is)


UnhappyDesign2080

Hooch like Ho from Horton and Ch from Chad


goldenmirrors

Horchata is the first thing that came to mind with your first and middle.


Jennshay

My brain heard Horton Chad and immediately went Horchata. Do with that what you will.


EllieRae

Tonner!


lovelivesforever

Tonne, Orto