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MySilverBurrito

Real Heat fans knew this was an L when Lebron got announced out lmao.


lopea182

Jesus, this team is so unserious. Roster flaws and all, they should be well above .500, but they’ve dropped so many head scratchers this season. These mfers are gonna screw Bam out of another All-Star spot because they poop themselves whenever they’re on national TV.


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unless y’all lose every game in between now and the end of the voting period, I’d be shocked if Bam doesn’t get an All Star spot


Pryffandis

You gotta think for front court, Giannis, Embiid, Tatum, KD, Spicy P and probably Randle get in ahead of him, which is already 6. He might be able to get in over Randle, but Randle is averaging more points, rebounds and assists than Bam and the ASG mostly focuses on offense. Then there are the 4 guard spots of Hali, Harden, Donny and Trae probably. That leaves 2 flex spots which leaves him competing against Kyrie, Brown, DeRozan, Ball, Unicorn and Jimmy Buckets. It's tough.


henryofclay

You guys weren’t weak, we just played well. Big thing seemed to be that Schroder was really effective guarding Herro. Strus and Bam seemed uninterested in the game. Lowry was barely noticeable as well.


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I normally hate it when people say players looked washed but man I don’t know how else to describe Lowry lol the man looks so out of shape, he looks like a mini Charles Barkley lol


frozteh

Na they were weak, this team had no business beating this Heat team at it's full force. Bam should have abused us tonight in PNR, I dunno what happened to Herro. I'm not shitting on the Heat but I'm more disappointed. Yes we played about as well as we could have, but it wasn't like some otherworldly performance out of this weird shitty put together roster. Like playing well was the Thunder the other night vs. Boston. This is on the Heat more than on us playing well.


MelonElbows

Why are you disappointed? A win's a win. If they actually did what they were supposed to do we'd have lost by 20. I hope every team we play has a disappointing night


frozteh

I meant I’m more disappointed with the Heats performance than impressed by ours. We didn’t play a very good game either.


c_msea

Bam still put up a very good statline


NotManyBuses

You guys have very shaky POA defense and rim protection when Bam isn’t DPOYing. I mean Bam and Butler looked like they were the only guys interested in playing defense, Dipo and Martin are usually better than this but were getting cooked all 4th quarter. Are these dudes hung over


iloveappendicitis

Very high likelihood that the Heat players were partying in LA, they’ve been in LA for a few days since they played the Clippers before. Hell I would if I were them.


cletoreyes01

They made a ton of boneheaded defensive mistakes in crunch time (Two and ones off of pump fakes and that dipo 3pt foul) that was just enough for the lakers to scrape by


Sequel_P2P

that's literally just tonight. also, Miami's PiP is the least in the NBA. we don't struggle to protect the rim, people just think we do because of all the Guards-on-Centers scenarios we find ourselves in. Miami's really good at denying the ball to a big man on a guard in the post: they just sucked at that tonight also, Oladipo/Martin/Highsmith are great POA guys. it's literally -- again -- tonight that they got smoked for some reason lol. it's anomalous


NotManyBuses

This is why it feels weird to say because yeah I think of Miami’s defense as one of the best in the league. Any idea on trades or possible changes y’all could make by the deadline?


Sequel_P2P

i mean, above all else, being healthy enough to have not shelled out 16 different Starting Lineups this season so far would be a good start. the issues look like they're stemming largely from a lack of reps and familiarity. lot of guys catching passes out of the pocket, hesitating to shoot because someone looks like they're cutting etc moves, though? just need a starting-caliber PF who can space the floor. doesn't even have to be a very good defender: just a little more size with some shooting. r/heat is kind of sold on Kuzma, they *were* sold on Grant, etc we *could* move Duncan Robinson out of town and clear up a whole lot of cap space but really, this season probably relies on internal development


sonofsmog

You know your team is a headcase when you start thinking like this. I think like this a lot.


itzjustIvan

That’s Tuff 🔥 💯


Jayveesac

Dennis Schroeder has got ankle insurance!


Jtryan1303

Love how after they show him in pain with his ankle for a bit they pan the camera to AD whole talking about ankle injuries 😂😂


syllabic

now here's a guy, who knows about injuries


thereturnofjagger

That status: Tuff 🔥💯


GGezpzMuppy

Keep that same energy 🙏🏿🙏🏿


Cul_what

German Engineering was too much for the heat, Thats tough 🔥💯


raginghardon420

How do you lose to the Lebronless lakers lmao


Icy_Quit_7177

LeBron out, AD out, Lonnie out, and Brown out by half time


Sequel_P2P

miami struggles against teams without a defined star because miami's gameplan *against* teams with a defined star is to contain that star and hope the rest of the roster doesn't step up to the challenge on-the-fly


_Russell_Westbrick

Should have target define star Austin Reaves


Sequel_P2P

dennis schroder looked like shai gilgeous alexander did a fusion dance with shai gilgeous alexander tonight fuck some damn austin reaves


smokinginthetub

Bro idk what that means but I’m into It


The1AndOnlyJZ

Who wouldn’t want to do a fusion dance with SGA 🕺 😮‍💨🤭😏


yuhanz

Especially if you’re SGA


Gryll79

Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative


GBoat

https://i.imgur.com/ZBsSqA9.jpg


Confident-Wheel8721

LeBron confirmed LA cancer. Ship him back to the Heat as punishment!


Ruben625

Sorry Cavs were after you and returns go to the most recent


BigBallerBryant

LA needed a W. Can’t imagine they putting energy with so many guys injured and coming up short


lovo17

Honestly tho. If the Lakers want to make the play in, these are the wins that'll get us there.


__-o0O0o-__

we're only one game out now


Ruben625

Wait wut


dpete88

They've won 4 of the last 5


Ruben625

I knew that but didn't realize we were only 1 out. I also just realized the suns are only 1 above .500


basketballgears

West is wide open, with a healthy AD and Bron Lakers could very well be in the playoffs without a play-in


lovo17

Without a trade, I think play-in is more likely. The problem is I don't think this front office will make any trade, even though they absolutely have to regardless of what happens this season.


basketballgears

A trade would help but i think the depth issue is pretty hugely overblown. They obviously got off to an atrocious start at 2-10 but they showed a lot of improvment before AD went down and even after that they havent been terrible. Id wager a smaller trade where they get rid of a PG is much more likely than a huge trade that gets rid of both picks and would probably help them a lot more than another roster altering move.


cowzapper

Getting rid of Nunn and Beverly and getting back a rotation wing like Bogdanovic would dramatically improve this team


Timely_Airline_7168

Problem is wings are expensive while these two have almost 0 value rn.


cowzapper

That's why you gotta attach a pick


_Russell_Westbrick

You just lost to the Lakers 🤣


Cul_what

Yall lost to the Lakers at home lmao


iSleepUpsideDown

LeBronless Lakers Bros lost to Russ and the special needs crew


CelinedionWaiters

Thought this read LeBoneless


CrimsonOffice

>Bros lost to Russ and the special needs crew 🤣


Apollo611

Lost to the LeNursingHome Lakers


schulen

We're not that old. We're just ass.


Sikopathx

Ok i laughed at this


TheRealTofuey

More like the legendary Schroeder Russ Duo.


Legalistigician

As a fine connoisseur of ass-cheeks supporting cast players, I can certify that Miami's group around Bam and Jimmy are ass cheeks.


obp123

I mean the Heat do have players other than Lowry...


Cold_Saber

Herro is good he just had an off game


Tanteline

Its the Dennis Schroedinger effect: he's both your worst and best offensive player until the outcome of the game is decided


BlackberryCheese

everybody get in here


dlanod

I was looking for LeBron's 50 point game in the box score and got shocked by a 40 minute Schroeder game instead. Pay the man!


turnoffredesign69420

some say 4/84 would be a fair price


j_cruise

I love how Lakers fans have more hatred for this team than anybody else


Shasty-McNasty

Rob Pelinka should be tried as a terrorist to the game


bossholmes

The fuck I was shook when I saw the headlines lol Especially with Bron sitting out, I thought the commenter saying “Pat Bev gonna drop a 40 piece for the win” actually came through


barath_s

Lakers minus LeBron and AD. On the flip side, Yurtseven


hunterfinnmac

Austin Reaves is living the life that every white man in America dreams of.


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BatmanNoPrep

Not that far off. Add some feet and a gender ambiguous threesome and you’ve matched the top search history for GenZ on Pornhub this year.


Faxodox

What?


dahabit

Every black dude wants a white girl and and every white guy wants an Asian girl....


LakersLAQ

AD and LeBron out, 3rd leading scorer Lonnie Walker also out. The only other capable wing this season for the Lakers in Troy Brown Jr, left the game early. Lakers win.


Quality_Cucumber

Classic 2020 Finals rematch right here.


legend023

The 2020 lakers were so good surely their GM didn’t replace every single role player on that team and made the team extremely average


HighlyBaked0

The team Rob made after we won the finals was almost just as good as that 2020 team. They just got unlucky with injuries. Everything after 2021 is a disaster class from Rob and Jeanie


k4f123

Solomon Hill changed the league


HighlyBaked0

Unironically facts


Phuddy

LeBron was on a potential MVP level run before that bush league play


darelik

> On December 5, 2021, Hill suffered a torn hamstring tendon in a 130–127 loss to the Charlotte Hornets. On December 8, it was confirmed to be a season-ending injury. > On January 13, 2022, the Hawks traded Hill, along with Cam Reddish, a 2025 second round draft pick and cash considerations, to the New York Knicks in exchange for Kevin Knox and a protected future first round pick. On January 19, **he was waived by the Knicks**.


lovo17

Not just as good. That team was better imo.


HighlyBaked0

You could definitely argue it and I wouldn't be against it. The only reason I wouldn't put them above is because of one stat and it was that 2020 team ending the season 57-0 when leading after the 3rd quarter. That was too ridiculous


chaoticneutral1997

Fax I'll always maintain that the 2021 team was arguably better than the championship team. They actually had good defenders and shooting plus reliable bench scoring.


[deleted]

For real. That team was keeping the Lakers afloat during the time LeBron and AD were out. No other LeBron Lakers team (ESPECIALLY this year and the 2022 team) could do that


Danny_III

They had to replace some of their role players because of age (Dwight, Mcgee, Rondo, Green), but losing KCP and Caruso was criminal


Tnayoub

After the Suns series, many on the Lakers sub wanted KCP, Schroeder, and Kuzma gone. Fans wanted an overhaul of the roster. They just didn't want it to be Westbrook.


ImAShaaaark

Schroeder I understand, he wanted a bag far beyond what he deserved, but the KCP thing never made sense to me. He was an important part of their defense and was generally adequate offensively, and he didn't cost a fortune. Why throw that away just because he had a short cold streak shooting?


_Meece_

The 2021 team was better/just as good, we just had to start a season after a championship run so quickly. And we were still 28-13 before Bron went down But yeah since then... literally gutted a championship level team because they were injured going into the playoffs. Insanity, how he (or anyone else) in that FO still has a job is wild.


NotManyBuses

The 2020 Heat were so good surely Duncan Robinson’s contract worked out


ThisAnswerIsLit

Lakers really don't like making clutch free throws. Thank goodness for Dennis


ihateeuge

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


k4f123

Heat with all their stars playing just lost to Westbrook, Schroeder & Reaves. The threesome no one expects!


rani9990

DO NOT DISRESPECT THOMAS BRYANT


k4f123

Don't know who you're talking about. All I saw out there was a beefed up AD


reddev87

It’s Schroder’s team now boys


forever87

he's the captain now


NenBE4ST

lost to juan toscano-anderson on 22 min 💀


BlackberryCheese

biggest oof of 2023


yuhanz

Man…he almost just ran around doing nothing for 22min. And i love JTA 😂


Cpt-No-Dick

Credit to Schroder, he was clutch in the 4th


xniccru

Dennis woke up thinking this is a fiba game


heshouldgo

Undefeated in 2023 😎


frodounchained

Austin reaves super max right now


obp123

Dennis Schroder übermax


WakiLover

Dennis about to walk in to the locker room and see a 4/84 contract with a pen right next to it


Jtryan1303

Should give him and reaves matching contract offers. CONGRATS ITS TWINS(ingings)


CelinedionWaiters

Jeanie Buss: 🤨


iSleepUpsideDown

Time to blow it up miami


frodounchained

Losing to us without lebron and ad is embarrassing and any team who does should have a pick taken away


obp123

\[Charania\] The league has fined Miami their 2025 2nd round pick for tampering with the Western Conference standings.


H-Priapus

Fucking lol


Fancy-Cream-3972

No bron AD , Troy brown or Lonnie . That’s like all of our size


zefaaron

I saw Troy Brown out there


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zefaaron

Ah, that I did not see


Jtryan1303

Yeah they said in post game report he took a knee to his thigh and couldn't return


zefaaron

Thanks, hope he’s alright!


HighlyBaked0

Confused on why Miami isn't tanking for Victor yet?!?!


14gram

They already have a Victor. How many do they need?


k4f123

Three. Triples are best


DrewfromtheOffice

She’s beautiful. But she’s dying


AkaiShuichi24

They already got Victor


RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS

No shame in losing to NBA superstars like Dennis Schroeder and Austin Reaves.


Curious_North_8479

Disrespectful to FIBA legend Dennis Schroder


DionWaiteress

Won’t happen our front office is way too stubborn for that


WIN011

I think they’re waiting for another star to want to play there like what happened with Jimmy. Then you can throw something together around Herro for said star.


vsouto02

That's the wave, man. Our pick is lottery protected so we might as well suck for the rest of the year and then draft a good player to align with Bam's timeline.


clear831

We have our pick this season, we got it back in the KZ trade and we changed the protections on the 2025 we gave OKC


LesBianJames

They really lost to the South Bay Lakers LMAO


vicente8a

South Bay is fun as hell. This was the Bakersfield Lakers


YouStillTakeDamage

D down the stretch was absolutely awful and also in part shows how badly we lack size. Bam would switch out on to the perimeter, do great. And then Bryant would get the easy rebound and basket. Schroeder was also scoring pretty much at will near the end. Ah well, on to the next.


[deleted]

Thomas Bryant is the shit


EvilNinjaX24

I'm almost at the point of calling him Thomas "Motherfuckin'" Bryant. I feel like he earned that tonight.


thwacknerdthwack

His offence is great, but his matador defence is so unbelievably bad.


icona_

he can genuinely give you 15-10 on a regular basis. pretty good stuff!


GGAnth

This Lakers team is so confusing lmao


TitaniumHwayt

Rob : "See, I told you!"


thegreaterfool714

Our goals are beyond your understanding


NotClayMerritt

Lakers are not good but they started 2-10 and are currently 17-21. Shame about AD’s injury. This is easily a play in team playing like he was before.


Dayanez

I don't think y'all are title contenders right now but you're certainly way better than last year. If you can make a good trade at the deadline and go on run at the end of the season who knows.


augustcero

forget making a good trade. i highly doubt the FO will be trading. if they did, i higgghly doubt it'll be good


Dayanez

Yeah that's definitely true. You need one of the role players like Schroeder/Lonnie to show out and build some trade value in best case scenario.


knighthammer

Play in? That’s 15-11 after the start even with the injury to AD. If you look at it as 4 over .500 that would currently be 5th in the west. I’ve been a believer all year long if they can get Turner & Heild they will win the west, as long as AD is ready for the playoffs. Lebron can 1000% get a turner, LBJ, reaves, hield, bev, Lonnie, JTA, LWIV and Russ into a 4-6 seed in the west and he won’t have to expend all his energy there.


GGAnth

No Brow and Bron, No problem


Ruben625

AD and Bron holding back the Lakers? ESPN article at 9


Ranjith_Unchained

OKC Schroder showed up


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That Reaves charge gotta be the worst call I’ve season all season


nysraved

You mean the one they called a blocking foul on Reaves when Oladipo attacked the rim in the last minute? That was weird as fuck! Felt Reaves did nothing wrong so thought it was a good challenge. Then the refs announce that they had actually called the foul on Westbrook, and the replay revealed that Westbrook did definitely foul Oladipo after that contact with Reaves. Then the refs “overturn” the call and say the challenge was successful for the Lakers… because they ruled that actually it was Reaves who fouled Oladipo


The-Pharcyde

Trade Bron and AD. Let Russ, Schroeder, Bryant cook.


lannistargaryen

Dennis Scrotum 🧶


rawchess

I...love Dennis Schroder?


jayelecfan

lakers missing their 3 best players lmao heat should blow it up


ligeiro01

Crazy how little attention is going into this pretty awful season from the heat


Skorua

Little attention to how terrible Lowry and his contract is too


barath_s

That contract could have been the Lakers ' ..


turnoffredesign69420

remember multiple posts about how the lakers were stupid for not trading for him?


LegumeExpert

Because they are just following the semi annual heat cycle of be really good, then really mid, and repeat


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Miami is not good and will not win with this roster.


LegumeExpert

Thanks Magic lol


ForceMaster999

That’s embarrassing for the Heat They play us next so watch them make like 25 3s on us lol


Imkitoto

FINALLY A GAME THAT WAS WATCHABLE


BlackberryCheese

they have won 4 of the last 5 with some classic bron action lately but yea


Imkitoto

We beat the Magic, Hawks and Hornets before this win. With Bron going super Saiyan in them. Those are not good teams. The hawks are the best and even they’re struggling under 500. So those wins are expected and they were still too close for comfort. This win was a good one, we beat a good team without Bron and AD. They weren’t missing their star players and their star duo had good games respectively. Watching us beat the Hornets in a close game isn’t fun for me to watch, it’s infuriating. Those should be gimme games where we win and Bron only had to play 30 mins with garbage time for the rest of the team. That’s what I want to see. I want to see this team playing like it’s game 7 every single game until we finally are back in a position where we can let the pressure come off a bit. This isn’t a top 3 seed losing to a random team because they underestimated them, this is a team barely scraping wins


BlackberryCheese

understandable, have a nice night


Ockwords

The exchange above is hilarious if you imagine it happening outside of a 7-11 at 3am


Kinetik09

Just be happy they winning. Beggars can’t be choosers


PhilosoR4PT0R

Hit dick Thomas Bryant came to play


bdiddy0428

Its crazy how the lakers are literally 3.5 games back From the 5th seed and have been a dumpster fire. Yet if they get healthy, and thats a big if, no one out west will want to face them in a seven game series. Now watch as the lakers lose 5 straight. Thats how the season has gone. One step forward, two steps back


TrRa47

How?


BlackberryCheese

lmao


weekndalex

ball don’t lie


Sequel_P2P

there's a lot of doomposting by Miami fans but anyone with a level head who's watched even 1/4th of the games this season will tell you two things 1. Dennis Schroder, Russell Westbrook and Austin Reaves are not the best slashing guards we've had to defend all season, despite what their performance tonight may suggest 2. This was, by far, the worst defensive showing from our POA guys (Caleb, Oladipo, even Lowry) all season. Dare I say it's the worst defensive showing from those guys since any of them have joined the team. when those two things align, you're left with a 32-point Dennis Schroder game and a Lakers win. that type of thing tends to happen in the NBA sometimes. some dudes in r/heat think Tyler was the issue tonight and want him moved -- it's absurd i feel like a lot of the Heat's fanbase don't realize the Shai-less Thunder (a team worse than the Lakers) beat the Celtics (a team better than the Heat) by like, 37 last night. at least this one was convincing


Tarkan2

omg they really lost to this Lakers lineup


shittydotamorph

'I place 1 card face down and end my turn' - lakers


DwellerInIce

Lebron is wasting Dennis Schroder's prime. Am I doing this right?


heshouldgo

DENNIS THE MENACE


motorboat_mcgee

I just enjoyed how everyone pitched in with effort and team play, couldn't ask for a better team victory


legend023

Turn off the lights on Miami


Alive-Ad-4164

Let ham cook


J_Otherwise

Eight teams will finish 42-40 lmao


whiskeyinthejaar

LeBron is clearly holding the Lakers back. Lets trade that bum for some Schröder magic.


Flat_Stranger69

#Dennis schroder


bossholmes

LMAO how the fuck did the Lakers win…


yianniskef

I am still enraged for the late foul (non) call on Reaves against Oladipo. The dude was vertical going backwards, Oladipo tried to create space by heavily elbowing him in the chest resulting in throwing Reaves down, refs took a 2 minute video to insist on not ruling on one of a textbook offensive foul. RESPECT THE F GAME.


Zeppelin96

South Bay Lakers with the win lol


KaiserKaiba

Great win for LAL. And Dennis was on one this game


totolandia

No Lebron no problem. By that logic, LeBron is the problem.


Prolet1

Seems like the Lakers are actually better without him. Bron can't play defense.


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clean ass look from jimmy i thought that was going down


ganja_fiend

Congratulations, you 🫵 just lost to the ~~South Bay~~ Los Angeles Lakers.


No_Bumblebee464

Schroeder went crazy in the international games over the summer right? Dude can score, his first step is great also, heat fans, how long has oladipo been back? how's he been playing?


predict_irrational

Jimmy you bum


sicholasLames

Dennis had his wife and baby in the seats and decided to take over. Gotta love it


JayDee62

lol, I was at work getting updates and legit caught myself from doing a fist pump after getting the alert of the final plus checking the standings to see they're a game out of the play-in -- how sad.


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Wtf how the hell did we lost


gab_owns0

Lmfao this team is so inconsistent